Hehe, this chapter is a spoof, I hope you don't get weird!

After —————————————— left from the Oriental Caesar, Ye Huang immediately returned to the villa, took a bath and went to bed early, tossing for a whole day and choking him enough, but fortunately, the final result was good.

Not to mention the unlucky things that came out of the station, just hooking up Qin Yue, a bewitching beauty, into the villa was enough for Ye Huang to be excited for a night.

Since Qin Yue was going to bring a big beauty to the villa, so when he came early in the morning, Emperor Ye carried forward the spirit of the househusband and began to clean the house.

Say that people also pay to settle in, and they naturally have to provide 100% service as a landlord, and they don't need us for food, clothing, and travel, and we don't know how to cook, so we can only clean the house.

Originally, the rent was very low, and this Qin Yue looked like a master of picking the door, if he came to see that the house was not clean, and then bargained with himself, he would not put himself into it with his own mouth.

Although when he was abroad, Ye Huang also preferred to keep the place where he lived clean and cleaned frequently, but this time he was alone in front of a three-story duplex villa, and he almost didn't get tired of jumping over for a whole morning.

After mopping the last floor, Ye Huang lay on the ground like a puddle of mud, panting and muttering in his heart.

"This is not a fucking human job, if you clean every once in a while, I'm afraid you won't be able to live this day, and you must do it all to the house in the future, and take turns cleaning, otherwise this landlord will not be the same as a serf." ”

Thinking of a group of beautiful women printing their little feet on the floor like a landlord's mother-in-law, but his landlord had to mop the floor everywhere like a serf, Ye Huang was even more determined in his plan, even if he collected some less rent, he would definitely not be able to sell himself!

After cleaning, it was already more than twelve o'clock at noon, and the originally gloomy sky gradually began to rain, Ye Huang washed and changed into a set of refreshing clothes and went out with an umbrella.

Since the villa has been uninhabited for a long time, there is nothing to satisfy except for a few packs of instant noodles that are about to expire, so he plans to go to the supermarket to buy them.

If there are more people staying in the future, it will be difficult to do it if you want to eat something at night but don't have it.

After going out, Ye Huang took out his mobile phone and searched on Google Maps, and a new Wal-Mart was opened opposite the nearby urban village not long ago, and walked through the urban village on foot.

When I arrived at the door of Wal-Mart, I realized that this store was found to be selling ordinary pork as green pork 15 days ago, and was sued by consumers for changing the production date of the goods without authorization.

The entire Wal-Mart was already crowded at this time, and Ye Huang was originally going to leave to find another store, but after looking at the map, he found that the nearest supermarket was still fifteen minutes away from here, so he simply rushed into the supermarket with a car pushed by the crowd.

Not to mention, there were more people in the supermarket than there were people queuing outside, and it seemed that they were all desperately moving things home to catch this opportunity to reduce the price and discount.

For the first time, Ye Huang experienced the feeling of squeezing the bus in the supermarket, and he pushed a car and squeezed for more than ten minutes before he fought his way out to feel the daily commodities and food counters.

Probably due to the last revision of the production date and the reason why pork is sold as green pork, there are not many people at the Walmart food counter at this time, and Ye Huang walked around for a while before the car was full.

For Ye Huang, there is no concern about food insecurity, Chinese melamine Sudan dyes can't eat dead and are afraid of that expired food? Besides, this Wal-Mart is no matter how bullish it is, it will not dare to commit crimes against the wind, and if it is estimated that it is sold with shoddy quality and past the expiration date, this Wal-Mart will not have to be opened.

After walking around Wal-Mart for two hours, what firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea let Ye Huang buy it all over, the staff of Wal-Mart saw Ye Huang shopping spree, so he simply offered to help Ye Huang send the purchased goods back, Ye Huang naturally would not refuse, and said hello to the staff and said that after he went back, he would call them to deliver the goods, and Ye Huang rushed into the ladies supplies area again.

Ten minutes later, when Ye Huang came to the cashier with a cart of women's supplies, the people around him cast strange glances, only to see that there was nothing else in the cart, a cart full of lace panties, bras and Anerle sanitary napkins, which directly made the people around him look stupid. Xindao This guy is such a fucking cow, and his wife's things are bought wholesale like this.

And the difference from everyone's face was the saleswoman, and the saleswoman at this time looked at the contents of the car with great surprise.

Not only was it incredible that the handsome boy in front of him had the courage to buy so many women's products, but he was even more surprised that the panties and bras in them didn't seem to be the same model for the whole body, and he blushed and bit his lip The saleswoman asked.

"Sir, are you sure you didn't take the wrong thing?"

"No! That's all I want to buy, it's not wrong, I haven't missed it!" Being stared at by so many people, Rao is Ye Huang was a little unbearable after being cheeky, but in line with the principle of being a top ten landlord, Ye Huang still withstood the pressure.

"You misunderstood, I'm not saying that what you bought is wrong, I'm saying that the model you bought is a little different, and your wife should only wear one model, right?" At this time, the salesman blushed like a monkey's butt and was a little embarrassed to speak, but she was surprised to see that Ye Huang did not change his face.

"That's right, I didn't buy it for one person, I bought it for nine people!"

"I'll rub it, this buddy cow, people pack the second wife, pack the junior, this guy directly wraps nine!" The young man who was pulling his girlfriend shopping next to him heard Ye Huang's domineering words and directly admired the five bodies to the ground, this is a fucking real man.

"Tiger forcing one!" The middle-aged man who took the second wife shopping behind Ye Huang held back for a long time and finally said such a sentence, he had to hide the second wife for fear that his wife would know that this kid was directly purchasing collectively.

"All of them are over 35, explosive RU!" A buddy who is more knowledgeable about bras glanced at the size of the bra in Ye Huang's car and sighed.

"Ahem, I said, does the young lady have any other questions to ask?" Seeing that the cashier lady was directly shocked by her words, Ye Huang coughed dryly and reminded the other party.

"Uh...... No, sorry sir, for the delay. The latter blushed and hurriedly settled the account for Ye Huang, and muttered in his mouth, "Why don't I have such good breasts......"

"Hehe, it's okay, if the young lady is interested, you can leave a phone number, and then I will ask my wife to tell you the secret of breast enlargement. ”

"Ah...... No...... No need!" Ye Huang's words made the cashier miss a little embarrassed, she didn't expect that her whispered words just now were actually heard by him, how dare she say anything with a red face, hurriedly collected the money, and sent Ye Huang away like a bodhisattva.