The nursery school ends much earlier, Susu went to school on the first day, met Xiao Nuomi, learned a children's song, played a lot of new games, and robbed two little boys of lollipops, so she is looking forward to tomorrow's learning!

"Goodbye little Nuomi, goodbye Teacher Mi!" Su Su took her mother's hand and waved goodbye to Xiao Nuomi's mother and daughter.

After watching all the parents leave with their children, Mi Li launched the electric car and drove Xiao Nuomi home.

Along the way, Mi Li hummed a new song that has recently become popular on the Internet, and when her mother finished the song, Xiao Nuomi asked her mother like a treasure, "Mom, do you want to sing Little Star?"

"Little star, Mom hasn't heard of it, where did you hear it~" Mi Li asked gently.

"Susu's brother taught me, I can teach my mother...... Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars......"

On Earth, Little Star is a 18th-century British traditional children's song "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because of the catchy melody, and has become a popular children's song around the world, but it does not exist in this world, after all, the world has been very different for more than a thousand years, Feng Han teaches a simplified version, turning over and over with just four lyrics, if the child is older, there is a more beautiful melody, more profound lyrics of the complete version.

Mi Li was stunned, "Mom is defeated, I haven't even heard of it, when I get home, my mother will accompany you with the piano, can you sing it to Mom again?"

"Okay Mom!" Xiao Nuomi was very positive, "My brother also taught two tigers and snails and orioles. ”

Mi Li smiled, "Xiao Nuomi is amazing, I learned four new songs at once, and my mother is not as smart as you!"

"Mom, it's not four, it's three!" Xiao Nuomi corrected.

"Wrong, it's four, you see, one for the little star, one for the two tigers, one for the snail, one for the yellow bird, four, right?" Mi Li said with a wicked smile.

Xiao Nuomi was said by her mother, and she had serious self-doubt, and she hurriedly counted it with her fingers, "one, two, three, four......" are four songs, but why do you only remember three~

"No, no, Mom, it's three!" After a long turn of brains, Xiao Nuomi finally reacted, "The snail and the oriole are a song, Mom!"

"Oh, so that's the case~" Mi Li held back a smile so much that her cheeks bulged, and the feeling of being crushed by her IQ was really good!

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Class 16 of the second year of high school, the head teacher Li Yan locked Feng Han who was sitting at the back as soon as he came in, and Feng Han also received the signal and was ready in his heart, he was not a prickly student in his previous life, he had no experience of shouting with the head teacher in public, and he didn't know if he could perform vividly.

I don't know what Mr. Li will do to himself?

Although Teacher Li was angry at Feng Han's behavior, she also knew that the teacher should put all students first, so she first performed her duties as a class teacher, notified tomorrow's entrance exam, and then finished the comprehensive introduction to the second year of high school Chinese as a Chinese teacher, and completed today's lesson.

"This day, I read everyone's summer homework, it can be said, I am very dissatisfied, usually when the exam, you always say that the time is tight and the task is heavy, so the composition is sparsely written, but the summer vacation is so long, how can 12 essays not be written well, do you know, how many points are the two essays in the college entrance examination, it is 120 points!

Li Yan is desperate, class 16, ugly class, from the serial number, you know that these students are not high-quality products, and many people are not very motivated to learn, especially there are several sports students and art students in the class, and they never take learning seriously.

"Feng Han!" Li Yan named.

"Here!" Feng Han took the initiative to stand up, and Teacher Zu's explanation to him was that Teacher Li would definitely make trouble with him later, if he was said to be impatient, he would just slam the door and leave, but there was one point, he couldn't beat the teacher and scold the teacher.

Li Yan took Feng Han's homework book, and she won't talk about the excellent essays with unknown sources in the back, and she will say the name of this newspaper today.

"I know you like to deal with homework, but I've never seen someone like Feng Han deal with it like this, while there are still a few minutes left before class ends, come, you read the composition of your first set of papers, so that everyone can enjoy it!"

It turns out that Mr. Li plans to use this method to rectify me, Feng Han thought to himself, then I don't have to throw my sleeves and leave, just read it, it is estimated that if he reads it, Mr. Li should be even more collapsed.

Feng Han smiled and asked, "Teacher Li, is it a big composition or a small composition?"

"Big Composition!"

"You don't need to read that, I wrote it myself, I can memorize it!" Feng Han said unashamedly.

The people in the class who are ready to see the excitement are surprised to look at the leading brother in the class, although the leading brother is usually righteous, but the brain is really not very bright, the people of the time commented, they all said that the brain of the swimming practice was in the water, and the rust was born, how could he have the courage to recite the composition now, is there only one topic for his composition?

Li Yan laughed angrily, "Okay, everyone up their ears and listens, see how good the composition written by Feng Han is!"

"I met Xiong Di today and asked him if he had eaten, and he said no, I said, I invite you.

He asked, what to eat.

I said, "I'll invite you to eat: steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws......"

Feng Han did not use the tone of general reading or recitation, he used the intonation speed of cross talk, so the scene became his stand-up comedy performance scene, "Roast flower duck, roast chicks, roast goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, ......"

After reading this paragraph, the students present were shocked, what the hell is this, why is it so fast!

Although Feng Han has never learned cross talk, but since he was a child, he has listened to this passage more than a hundred times, in various versions, styles and forms, when writing this composition, he deliberately found a relevant video to study for a while, just to have such a craft, after all, Yiduo is not pressing.

Fortunately, Mr. Li gave him the opportunity to show himself today, although what he said can't be compared with professional cross talk actors, but among the amateur players, it is quite good, and the rhythm is accurate, which is much more beautiful than Mr. Guo's pure mouth recitation.

More than halfway through the recitation, there were already a few little girls who secretly applauded, it was too dazzling, they deserved to be the best-looking boys in the class, their voices were very small, for fear of interrupting Feng Han's rhythm.

And the boys also opened their posture, ready to give the leading brother a big coax, this performance, they were really surprised, how big a stomach is to eat so much delicious ah, and many of them have never even heard of the name, just listen to the name, they think it is delicious!

Even the angry Teacher Li was brought into the rhythm of Feng Han at this time, and he didn't know where to interject if he wanted to, and the most frightened was Teacher Guo who was passing by Class 16, who was secretly standing outside the classroom, already dumbfounded!

Shocking, so shocking! It turns out that this is the correct way to open this essay!