I nodded twice. Keep walking.

"Zhong Keyu, why don't you ask me why!" Banban stood there and shouted at me.

I rarely ask others why, if they want to say, you don't have to ask, but if they don't want to say, then it's useless to ask, so why bother to be boring.

Judging from today's situation, Banban wants to speak, but he doesn't seem to know where to start.

I turned around and said to him, "Why don't you want to go to my house, you say, I'll listen." ”

Banban's eyes rolled over, "You listen to the yarn, the tone of your speech is inevitably too perfunctory, I don't want to tell you, hum!"

And that's not all, he has to get ahead of me before he stops.

He was like a child, no wonder my mom liked him so much.

No, now I should say Zhong Xiaojie's mother.

Actually, what happened today is not a good thing for me, because I can finally have a decent reason to leave the home that raised me for 20 years.

I'm finally free, hahaha. (with a very sad smile)

"Banban, when did you install such a good security door in your house, and how do I feel that the geographical location of the entire community has changed greatly. ”

"It seems that you are not blind to a certain extent, and you are still saved. ”

Me: "Get out, hurry up, didn't your house recruit thieves before, so you changed to such a good security door." ”

"You can go in and take a look, and you'll know what to ask here. Banban opened the door and pushed me in.

I wiped it, as soon as I entered the door, a rich atmosphere came to my face, and the pattern inside had all changed, this window and this sofa were not the same grade as before.

"Did you win the lottery ticket? How did you make your house so magnificent, extravagant, so extravagant, that as soon as I entered the door, I smelled a room full of money." ”

"Now I cordially invite you to live here with me in the future, would you like to?" said Banban, frowning, "I can put your name on the title deed if you wish." ”

"Don't don't, don't, don't do it, let's leave that empty space to Brother Peng, let her know that if you write my name on your house, she doesn't know how big a jar of vinegar she will drink." ”

"Zhong Keyu, let me tell you a little secret, don't be too surprised after hearing it, in fact, I deceived this house. ”

Dare to love such a good house is not his own, but he cheated it.

However, his deception skills are too superb, I have heard of cheating food and drink, and I have never heard of a house cheating.

"You're not fooling me, why don't I believe it, the owner of this house has to be so stupid to give up such a good house. ”

"At first glance, you haven't seen anything in the world, rich people are generally stupid, especially easy to deceive, but it is difficult for people with high IQ and high emotional intelligence like us to contact them, to be precise, they dare not take the initiative to contact us, because it will seem that they are too stupid, but what, their vision is naturally bigger than ours, because they are rich, have a wide platform, see more things, and some things are naturally ahead of us. ”

Once again, I was impressed by Banban's bastard logic, the words were not rough, and some places were indeed right, except for one place. He has a high EQ and a high IQ, and mine has steadily dropped into negative numbers.

"Then where did you get this house? I said with a lot of money.

Banban gave me a blank look, turned around and went to the refrigerator to get a drink, while I took advantage of his departure to "pounce" on the leather sofa of his house in a very earthy and pretentious posture.

The rich man's sofa just feels different when he lies down, it's so comfortable! Thanks to the fight with Bruce Lee, I wouldn't have had such a luxurious experience.

"Give. "Banban handed over a bottle of water with a logo on it that I had never seen before, and the first impression was that it was classy.

"Well, isn't this sofa more comfortable to sit on than yours? Banban said with a sigh.

"What's your family, our family, didn't you just say that this is our home!"

"Then let me change the question, is our sofa comfortable to sit on?"

"It's so comfortable, I want to sleep directly as soon as I get up, it's so magical, how much is it, it should be quite expensive." ”

Banban took a sip of water and put the bottle on the table, "I don't need money, someone else gave it." ”

As soon as I wanted to speak, he immediately gagged me, "You stop me, don't say anything, I'll send you a set, our house really doesn't have a place to put it, and if you send it again, you can only put it in the corridor outside." ”

"You know me. I laughed twice to hide the embarrassment that he had seen through.

I stood up and looked around inside and out, and found that the house was not only brightly decorated, but also full of smart homes, and there was a small attic on top.

"Banban, where did you get this house?" After the tour, I realized that I looked like an outdated old hat in front of him, the kind of dirt that fell to the scum.

"Sit down and enjoy our massage chair. "Then I was pinned into a leather seat by Banban.

"Could it be that this is a massage chair that can be massaged for five minutes with a sweep of WeChat outside. I was surprised.

"Uncle, you must be cautious when you go out in the future, one mouth will expose your ignorance, it's terrible, so let's do it, I won't force you, you can say whatever you like when you go out by yourself, and you can say whatever you like, but when you go out with me, you can be quiet, okay?"

Okay, you're a big pig's head, I'm so embarrassed, I'm also a person with a row of noodles, okay.

I shoved him away, "Go cool! Why don't I want to see you so much." ”

"Don't mind............ he walked over to the coffee table and picked up the water, handing it to me, "Come, let's replace the wine with water." ”

"I've drunk too much water, and after a while, I'm going to break my belly if I drink it again. I rubbed my belly and said.

"Don't say it, the water sent by Zhang Yiyi's father is delicious, let him send some another day. Banban smiled at the corner of his mouth, and the smugness that he couldn't hide spread from the corner of his mouth to his entire face, "Ah, it's so happy." ”

He literally drained a bottle of water. Really Niu X, that's a 750ml bottle. I panicked for him.

"Banban, you didn't cheat this house from your father. I said as if I had just woken up from a dream.

"Hmm. He unhurriedly screwed the cap on, made a shot and threw the empty bottle into the trash.

"How's that, is it accurate?"

I really can't compliment these two moments, because the trash can is at his feet. "Make do with it. Tell me how you got the house out of your dad. ”

"First of all, it's not my father, it's Zhang Yiyi's father, and he has nothing to do with me; secondly, I'm not a lie, because this house was originally mine, and now I take it back. ”

It's a ruthless pig's head class, I appreciate it. "You're right, but can you tell me how you got this house out of you? ”

"Do you remember the house I lived in before? Have you noticed that most of the people living in that neighborhood are grandparents, and there are very few uncles, aunts and uncles or people of our age. ”

"With all due respect, I don't think I'm very old, I'm still the flower of the motherland, and all the hopes for the future of the motherland are pinned on me............

Banban: "Zhong Keyu, if you keep being so shameless, then we won't be able to talk this day." You have a good massage, I'll go to sleep. ”

Now I was really anxious, and I lifted my butt from the massage chair, "Don't, hurry up, hurry up, say it, I won't intervene." ”

"Hahaha, I know you can't hold your breath, what's the matter, if I pretend to be deep or not, is it a thief. ”

I didn't see whether it was handsome or not, but it was true that it was very bad.

I sat back on my ass and said, "Oh, this massage chair is so comfortable to massage, if I don't say anything, I guess I'll have to fall asleep comfortably." ”

"Cut, you don't come to this set, if you pretend again, I'll really go to sleep. Banban walked straight to the bedroom.

I always feel that this kid's usual stupid energy is pretended, especially stupid when there are many people, and better than monkeys when there are few people. Now it seems that my guess may well be correct.

"Zhong Keyu, I forgot to tell you, the second bedroom hasn't been cleaned up yet, and I will wronged you to sleep on the sofa tonight, I wish you a good dream." ”

The bedroom door slammed shut, which meant I had to sleep on the couch on my first night away from school, which was a terrible start.

Thanks to the miraculous effect of the massage chair, I quickly fell asleep. I dreamed that the dean of students and my dad were each leading a group of men to hunt me down, shouting that they wanted to avenge their nephew, and that I was a disgrace to my family and that I was going to break my leg to clean the portal. The moment their stick hit my head, I woke up with a buzz.

"Don't hit me............"

When I opened my eyes, I saw Banban's pig's trotters making a brain-flicking movement, and I said why did my forehead hurt so much, it turned out that this little rabbit cub hit me.

I wiped my forehead, this brain is sweaty, it seems that I really have a nightmare, I don't have time to settle accounts with Banban, I got up and ran to the bathroom to wash my face and sober up.

"Banban, why is there no water?"

"There is no water and electricity, what other reason can there be, otherwise you think you can sweat in a room with the air conditioner on, and we are not a sauna. ”

As soon as he reminded me, I found that the front and back of my shirt were soaked, and it was terrible to have nightmares, and it was even more terrible to wake up without water and electricity.

"Banban, you call the property and ask them when they will be able to supply water and electricity. ”

"I also need you to say, I beat you half an hour ago, you slept like a pig, I was so noisy on the phone, I didn't wake you up, and I admired you very much. He lay on the ground in a big figure, looking quite comfortable.

"Zhong Keyu, you come and lie down to rest and rest, it's cool on the ground. ”

"Good. ”

Just as I was about to squat down, I found that the massage chair was soaked because I was sweating, and the ugly sweat stains were on my neck. "Banban, I'm sorry I soiled your massage chair. ”

I'm really sorry, because only the neck part of the whole massage chair is white, because I sweat and make that white area ugly, giving people a very sloppy feeling.

"It's okay, hurry up and call Zhang Yiyi's father and ask him to send a new one. Banban said with a big grin, as if it were not his father, but his servant.

When will I be so confident and so capable to instruct Zhong Xiaojie and his father to do this and that for me before and after the saddle.

When I lay down, I felt that the whole person had calmed down, and the tiles were cold and cold, as if I had brought people into another world.

"Banban, your dad...... No, why does Zhang Yiyi's father listen to you so much?"

Banban turned his head to me and said with a hippie smile, "I knew you were curious............ This person, once he is touched by someone, no matter how far he runs to the ends of the earth, he can't get rid of the control of others, the reason why he listens to me is that he is worried about my original suite, and second, because he is afraid of my mother's wealth and power. ”

I didn't dare to listen to what Banban said, I actually got some financial resources and power, his mother wouldn't be a gang member!

No wonder Banban likes to watch fights so much, could it be that he grew up watching those gangs fight for turf since he was a child...... The more I think about Banban's background, the more terrifying it becomes.

"Banban, tell me honestly, are there any gang members in your house?" I squirmed twice on the cold ground towards the distance, trying to get farther away from Banban.

"Zhong Keyu, do you have a bubble in your brain?!There is a fart gang member in my family, I am alone, you look at me like this, will people accept me as a little brother???

It really doesn't seem like it. When he said that, I moved back.

"What are you doing, we have sweeping robots, and we don't need human flesh rags. ”

", hurry up and say, I'll be silent from now on until you're done. ”

"Then you are not allowed to interrupt me, and if you do, I will never say it again......... In fact, the explanation is very simple, Zhang Yiyi's grandfather is old and needs a quiet community to care for the elderly, but the old couple of them don't go to my community, because they think that the community is well-equipped, the geographical location is not bad, the environment is also very good, their son-in-law is a well-known filial son, and the old man has a request of course he has to try his best to meet it............"

Hearing this, I whined and gestured for a long time.

"You're trying to ask why I didn't give them the house?"

I nodded.

"Can't you open your mouth and say? Banban said disdainfully at me.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't let me disturb you? Then I had regrets in my heart and couldn't hold back, so I had to make two gestures. ”

"Isn't it okay to raise the bar! I don't want you to interrupt me means you can't say something useless to disturb me, it's okay to ask questions normally, you know no!"

I made an "OK" gesture for him to continue.

"I'm not a bad person, so naturally I'm not so domineering, and I agreed when he mentioned it to me. As a result, I didn't expect Zhang Yiyi's grandfather to be vicious, and he actually asked to change the real estate certificate to Zhang Yiyi's mother's name, you said that they are so old, why are they still so greedy!"

I nodded three times, this old couple is indeed a bit excessive, Banban is so pitiful, and I have to continue to embarrass him.

"They are greedy, I am more greedy than them, this house is what I asked him to do, he is really a dutiful son, and he didn't frown when he handed over the house. The more he did this, the more I refused to give in, and when the house was in my possession, I told him to wait a few days for the old couple to move in, but only to give them a bedroom, a kitchen, half a living room, and the rest was mine. ”

"So what did he say? ”

"Naturally, he didn't expect me to have this hand, and his face turned green with anger. ”

"So now you have two houses to your name, right?"

"That's right, I'm a rich man now. ”

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