Chapter 249: Don't think that if you look handsome, you won't be beaten

"Director, when I am acting, can I add a little playfulness to the dull character of the character, so that the character will appear fuller and three-dimensional, and the feelings expressed in this way will be more real?"

The crew of "Kung Fu", Wang Xiaobai is arranging the filming of a scene.

At this time, the group actor who played the role of "charter wife, why is there no water again" with half of his buttocks exposed, came up after Wang Xiaobai sent an assistant director.

Hearing his words, Wang Xiaobai looked at him a little stunned.

There are not many plays performed by this group, but they are not few, there are four or five scenes.

The person was found by the assistant director, and I heard that the acting was very good, and he played a lot of tricks.

was stared at by Wang Xiaobai, the other party was a little weak-hearted, but he was stubborn.

"Director, I'm ......"

"What's your last name?"

"I ...... Surname...... Week. ”

"Ah Xing?"

"No, director, my name is Burst. ”

"Oh. Suddenly, he was a little lost.

Bursting looked at Wang Xiaobai, still repeating the previous question, and said, "Director, can I add a little playfulness?"

"Then how do you want to add it?" Wang Xiaobai did not refuse him, and asked with interest.

"It's just that I want to show a dead fish face that I don't know, and then, when I walk, be a little more playful, like this......"

The desire to perform is just like his name, and it almost explodes.

His arms drooped naturally, but his hands were spread out like ducks, and he looked funny and funny with coquettish steps.

"Director, what do you think of this?" he asked, looking forward to it.

"That's good. Wang Xiaobai was full of appreciation.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true!" Wang Xiaobai said affirmatively, patting him on the shoulder, full of encouragement, "You have to believe that you are the best." The actors are also actors. ”

"Thank you, director, thank you!"

As one of the most famous directors in China, Wang Xiaobai's authority is getting heavier and heavier, and he was full of apprehension before mentioning this idea.

He has been in the crew for many years, and he knows that no director likes actors who have a lot of problems, especially those who can be replaced at any time for a role.

But, he still mentioned it.

Just like Wang Xiaobai said, the actors are also actors.

"Director, can I be a little more playful when I act?" he was very excited when he was affirmed for the first time, and continued.

"How playful do you want to be?"

"Well, I'd like to show a little. ”

"Show a little?!" Wang Xiaobai was shocked, I'm a serious play, big brother, don't fool around.

"Yes, yes, that's your condition...... Forget it, let's try one first. Looking at his expectant gaze, Wang Xiaobai couldn't bear to hit him, so he had to say this.

"Thank you, director, I will definitely take the opportunity. ”

The bursting excitement is not good.

"What did that extra tell you, so excited?" At this time, Han Dongyi, who played Brother Chen, walked over and asked curiously.

He had now changed into a black suit, combed a grease hair that was most popular in the twenties and thirties, and had a mouthful of white teeth, which had been hardened into disgusting rotten teeth by the makeup artist for an hour.

Although it is not explicitly said in "Kung Fu" that Brother Chen smokes du, but that mouthful of rotten teeth, anyone with a little common sense knows that it is definitely not something that can be sucked out by smoking.

And his state is easily insane, which shows that he is an addict.

"Nothing. Wang Xiaobai shook his head, looked at him, and asked, "How is it?"

"I've memorized the lines for a long time, so I'm waiting for you. ”

Han Dongyi was eager to try.

Wang Xiaobai said: "Okay, after filming this scene, it's your turn to play the scene." ”

Then, he shouted at everyone on the scene: "All departments are ready, and in fifteen minutes, let's start filming the first scene of the day." ”

"Roger!"

"Okay......

The various departments have long been prepared, just waiting for Wang Xiaobai's final order.

Fifteen minutes later, all the cameras were ready, and Wang Xiaobai gave an order: "The second scene of "Kung Fu" is the fourth shot for the first time, start." ”

In front of a faucet, the sauce burst out of his upper body, his head was full of shampoo foam, and he was holding a toothbrush in his hand, washing his hair and washing his face together, and he was also a particular person. This is nothing, and then he took off his pants directly, and even took a shower by the way.

It's really off, but it's still wearing a pair of pants inside.

Wang Xiaobai didn't want to see a big man, bathing in the yard, it wasn't bad enough.

Halfway through his wash, the faucet was still running a little, and then it was all gone.

He raised his head and shouted with a sluggish face: "Chartered wife, why is there no water again?"

The second camera was pulled away, and he had already stood up at this time, and his pants were also raised, revealing most of his black ass and balls, and shouting: "Chartered wife!"

Smack!

The upstairs window is pushed open, and the camera crosses the underwear brought by the actress who plays the charter wife, and then the charter woman with curly hair reveals an angry face.

Unfazed, he spread out his hands and looked dead, and continued, "Why is there no water all of a sudden?"

"Click!"

At this point, this shot is over.

"Everybody prepares, shoot the second realm in five minutes. ”

Wang Xiaobai shouted.

After a few minutes, the shooting continued.

This paragraph should be that the charter wife rushed down from the upstairs in a rage after hearing the shouts of the sauce explosion.

This paragraph has special effects.

However, during the filming, the special effects are not easy to present, so skip it directly.

……

"You bastards, you don't pay this month's rent, and you talk so much nonsense. "The charter lady is dressed in pajamas and always has a cigarette in her mouth.

According to modern parlance, the frequency of smoking by a chartered woman costs two lighters a day.

Bursting lowered his head, his face was sluggish, and he seemed to be brewing emotions: "But my head is halfway washed, and you closed the sluice......"

"I'm not just closed now, from today onwards, every Monday, three or five water outages, two, four or six intermittent water supply, how!"

"Slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes, ghosts crying wolves howling something, looking for death! I see you are tired of living!" After solving the pulp, the charter wife patrolled her territory like a king.

"Good morning, charter wife. ”

At this time, the fritter seller was full of smiles and bowed.

It's okay if he doesn't speak, but when he does, he hits the muzzle.

"If you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn down your shop!"

In the face of the arrogance of the charter wife, the good-tempered fritter seller has been bowing.

Over there, a tailor stood there in a good manner, although he was a little bit old, but he didn't provoke anyone, and he was scolded by the charter wife: "Laugh, laugh, what are you laughing at, you don't have to pay rent, old rabbit!"

A vicious sentence that is so vicious that it can't be done will scold the tailor directly.

"Hmph! With such strength, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life! Owe me a few months of rent, and you don't even say hello in the morning, you bastard you are tired!" At this time, the coolie carried a few sandbags silently, walked over slowly, and was angered by the charter wife again.

Syllable!

The popping station was good, but the charter wife went and returned, slapped him in the face, and scolded: "Don't think you don't beat you if you look handsome!"

"Click!"

Wang Xiaobai shouted.

This paragraph is scolded, hearty, without any jamming, even the position is not different, and he is very level, worthy of being an old actor.

Wang Xiaobai was full of admiration for the old actor of the charter wife, and said: "The acting is really good, this is a veritable powerful actor!"

"Haha!"

A group of people laughed along.

The role of the charter wife is so fun, her mouth is poisonous to death, but her heart and eyes are surprisingly good.

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