289, do you really think of yourself as an uncle?!
Seeing that the squad leader Tang Wenjie talked about Wang Jian's peek at Li Yuanyuan, the people at the table began to discuss it enthusiastically, saying that Wang Jian has a thief's heart but not a thief's courage, as soon as he talked to Li Yuanyuan, he was nervous and sweaty, and his body trembled, which was really funny, and then said that Wang Jian was "a toad who wants to eat swan meat", and wanted to play Yuanyuan's idea?
"Oops...... Tang Wenjie, you guys are going too far! You're all classmates, what 'toad wants to eat swan meat'? Don't say that!" Li Yuanyuan saw that several boys at the dinner table, especially the squad leader Tang Wenjie, even said the words "toad wants to eat swan meat", and he really couldn't help it, so he knocked the bowl with chopsticks and reminded him of "dangdang".
Seeing that Li Yuanyuan was displeased, everyone quickly closed up and apologized repeatedly, especially Tang Wenjie, who also slapped his mouth with his hand and said with a smile:
"Words do not choose words...... Hehe, Yuanyuan, I just don't choose what to say, I just feel coke, and I don't have any bad intentions towards Wang Jian himself - he didn't offend me, I don't need to hurt him?"
You haven't hurt anyone?
"Physically handicapped", "self-sufficient", "Wu Jianqiang" (Wu Dalang is very strong), "Toad wants to eat swan meat", these nicknames, these words, which one of these words did not come out of your mouth first?
Faced with Tang Wenjie's flattering justification, Li Yuanyuan was disdainful in his heart, but he glanced at the other party calmly on his face and said:
"They are all classmates, and everyone has a love for beauty, no matter how ugly and beautiful, there is nothing wrong with liking anyone, don't say that Wang Jian is like this in the future, it's not good. ”
If I want to be round, if I am Yuanyuan, if I am liked by someone like Wang Jian, I am afraid that I will often have nightmares!" Tang Wenjie was said by Li Yuanyuan, and hurriedly nodded, but the next moment, he began to ridicule Wang Jian again.
Except for Li Yuanyuan, the others didn't care much, so they laughed again, and echoed Tang Wenjie's words, saying that Li Yuanyuan was generous and understanding, and adults didn't remember villains;
Always, one by two, the emotional intelligence is very high, and both must not be offended!
At this moment, Li Li suddenly proposed, saying that since everyone misses Wang Jian, why don't you call Wang Jian to see if he is in Ten City, if he is, just call him over, she hasn't seen Wang Jian's "shark teeth" for five years, it's strange to miss it.
As soon as Li Li said this, except for Li Yuanyuan, everyone suddenly burst into laughter, nodded in unison, and even said that they wanted it, shouted and shouted, and shouted immediately!
Hu Dayong Hu Shoufu was the first to take out his mobile phone, and he was ready to look for the address book in the QQ file. When he was in high school, he didn't have much contact with an angry and hard-working top student like Wang Jian, and he didn't have Wang Jian's mobile phone number, so he needed to find it again.
Li Yuanyuan was taken aback when he saw that everyone was going to call Wang Jian to come to dinner, and glanced at the plate on the table that had been eaten by everyone, his eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and he spit out softly:
"This ...... I'm afraid it's a little wrong? We've almost eaten the food, and there's just a bunch of leftover soup, which doesn't feel good. ”
As soon as her words fell, Tang Wenjie waved his hand and said to her:
"Oh, Yuanyuan, you think too much, what's wrong with this? With such a big table of dishes, aren't there still a few dishes that we haven't moved much?
"Moreover, with Wang Jian's frugality, he probably hasn't been to a place like Xue'er Hotel in his life, and he probably hasn't eaten this table full of delicious food, so he definitely won't pick and choose!"
"That's it! There are so many dishes on the table, enough to eat, definitely enough to eat!"
"It's not enough to order two more when the time comes, it's so easy!"
“……”
Li Yuanyuan saw that everyone was determined to call Wang Jian over, but today is the AA system, not who is treating, they are eating at the Xue'er Hotel this time, which is more expensive, Li Yuanyuan is worried that calling Wang Jian over will make the family break the bill - if you shout it at the beginning, it will be fine, and now you have to eat before you call, it is really a bit of a trick. If Wang Jian is willing to come, she doesn't mind helping Wang Jian to make a part, so she should invite her old classmates to dinner, but first, she is afraid that Wang Jian will not accept it, and secondly, she is also worried that other people will think too much and make up stories behind her back.
She told everyone about her worries, Tang Wenjie was the first to nod, and suddenly said:
"Yes, Yuanyuan's worries are not unreasonable. We ate at the Xue'er Hotel today, AA down, plus drinks, at least 300 per person! When he was in high school, Wang Jian was a little deductive, and he didn't participate in many activities that cost money organized by his class. If he had learned that it was the Cher Hotel, with his character of saving money, he probably wouldn't have come. ”
"Hehe, squad leader, that's not necessarily it? If it's just you, Wang Jian probably won't come, but if there's Yuanyuan, then it's not necessarily? Maybe you'll run over at the speed of a 100-meter sprint!" Sitting next to Li Yuanyuan, your Li Li winked at Li Yuanyuan and said.
As soon as she said this, everyone burst into laughter again.
After laughing, the richest man Hu Dayong slapped the table and said to everyone with a proud face:
"Oh, isn't it just two or three hundred yuan? When the time comes, I'll help him out - it's more than two or three hundred yuan to hire a cross talk actor, don't you say?"
"Hahahaha...... Boss Hu is right!" The hall laughed again, and after laughing, everyone said that they couldn't let Boss Hu pay alone, and if Wang Jian came over, his share, everyone would help him share it together.
In the midst of laughter, Hu Dayong, who had been holding his mobile phone and rummaging through the address book in the QQ folder, finally found Wang Jian's mobile phone number and quickly dialed it.
When everyone saw that Hu Dayong started to call, they stopped talking and watched him talk together.
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"Wang Jian, I, Lao Hu, Hu Dayong!"
“……”
"yes, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much, old classmate, where are you getting rich now?"
“……”
"Ah, you're in Shishi now? Great, come here, hurry up! You can take a taxi directly to the Tianzihao private room on the second floor of the Xue'er Hotel. We talked about you just now!"
“……”
"What? Something? There's a! If you can afford to look at your old classmates, you can come over, and if you look down on you, you can't come! Hehe, Wang Jian, let me tell you, Yuanyuan is also there, and the class flower Li Li and the class president are also ......."
“……”
Everyone listened to Hu Dayong call Wang Jian, at first Hu Dayong was still smiling, and after a few words, they didn't know what Wang Jian on the other side said, Hu Dayong's originally dark face turned black all of a sudden.
"What's the matter, Lao Hu, Wang Jian, doesn't he want to come?" the crowd asked.
Wang Jian said that it is okay to come, but no one is allowed to play with the mobile phone, and when eating, the mobile phone is turned off and packed in a bag, otherwise forget it. Hu Dayong covered the microphone with his hand and said with a dark face.
"Damn, who does he think he is? Why is he still making such a request?"
"Like, what's wrong with your phone? Why aren't you allowed to play with your phone? I can't do without my phone for a minute now!"
"This Wang Jian, it's too unreasonable!It's more than a request to invite him to a meal - you really think of yourself as an uncle?!"
"Something!"
“……”
Listening to everyone denounce Wang Jian in unison, Li Yuanyuan also frowned, feeling puzzled, I don't know why Wang Jian wanted to make such an inexplicable request that angered the public.
"Why don't I just think about it?" she said, looking at the people in the room.
Tang Wenjie on the side patted the table and said with a dissatisfied face:
"It's okay, Lao Hu, you call first, just say that you agree to his request, and then talk about him first. When he came over and entered the room, could it be that he really dared to force us to shut down?!"
"That's it, Lao Hu, let's lie first! I guess Wang Jian doesn't want us to take pictures of him now, and post his 'honor' on Moments. Now his circle of friends is bare, there is nothing, and even the only work photo has been deleted!" Li Lidao, who once followed Wang Jian's circle of friends.
"Hahahaha...... By the way, I guess that's the reason - however, the ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, we don't take pictures of him, we don't post on Moments, don't people know that he looks ugly?"
"There's a word called 'covering your ears and stealing bells'!"
"Hahaha...... Squad leader, you 'cover your ears and steal the bell', it's really very appropriate. This Wang Jian is a college student, why don't you even understand the truth of 'covering your ears and stealing the bell'? Hide yourself like an ostrich, and everyone won't be able to see his appearance?"
"There's another word called 'ugly people make a lot of weirdness'!
"Hahaha...... Talented, squad leader, you are too talented, all kinds of idioms, allusions, just open your mouth, you deserve to be our squad leader!"
“……”
Everyone gossiped and laughed, and soon reached an agreement, that is, to deceive Wang Jian first, and then criticize and repair him together after the deception - he is not long, his temper is good, and he asks for more to eat, which is really unusual!