Chapter 597 These chicks have a bit of a taste
Xia Haoran shouted loudly, causing everyone at the table to be slightly stunned. Among them, Li Mengyao is naturally included.
"Xia Haoran, what kind of good thing are you calling again?" Before others could speak, Little Pepper Nangong Weiwei shouted coquettishly.
"Haha......" Xia Haoran laughed, shook his head and said, "This is what you young masters in the metropolis don't understand." ”
After a pause, he continued: "I think you have also seen in the past few days, Lingnan is just a poor small city in the western mountains. As the saying goes, rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, and rely on the water to eat the water. Lingnan, located at the foot of the Qinling Mountains, is surrounded by mountains on three sides by Xiaoyang Mountain, so it has a mountain delicacies that other cities do not have!
"Therefore, there are a lot of stocks in the food stalls like this slightly higher grade in the city. This is also the reason why the northwest flavor can attract countless domestic tourists. ”
"But boss, isn't it illegal to hunt privately?"
At this moment, Yao Jie, who rarely spoke, shrank his head, and said weakly with a small look.
"Haha, that's a good question!" Xia Haoran took a sip of the wine glass slowly, and said lightly: "When you picked vegetables just now, did you see those things with your own eyes?"
"No!" replied Zhao Ling'er.
"Isn't this over!" Xia Haoran spread his hands and said, "Haven't you heard that the Tao is one foot high and the magic is one foot high?
After a slight pause, Xia Haoran continued: "Like this kind of gray business, just like what we usually say about finding a young lady, if you don't have an acquaintance to introduce you and have no way, you have no place to spend it with a ticket in your pocket." ”
After speaking, Xia Haoran laughed to himself.
Hearing Xia Haoran's words, several girls immediately turned red with shame, and they all lowered their little heads, not daring to look at Xia Haoran again. And the fat man Wu Liang and the others immediately echoed Xia Haoran and laughed together.
"Haoran, what are you talking nonsense?" Li Mengyao blushed and said angrily: "There are still girls here." ”
"Uh...... That ......"
Xia Haoran touched his nose in embarrassment, and said with a sneer: "I said nonsense, don't worry about it." Although the example is vulgar, the truth is that way. Come on, come on, let's keep drinking! Dude, big guy, let's go for a ......."
"What's the noise, don't you see our Brother Wen masturbating here?" At this moment, two yellow hairs walked over from a table not far away, their faces full of hideousness.
During the National Day, the weather was resolutely hot.
Xia Haoran and the others could clearly see that the two guys who came over were not only full of yellow hair, but also had disgusting tattoos embroidered on their naked arms!
Xia Haoran looked at this scene with a smile, and everyone saw that even he, the master, did not speak, so they simply pricked up their ears one by one to watch the excitement.
"Scream, you keep screaming, keep talking, be careful that Lao Tzu will send you all to the hospital!"
Seeing this scene, Huang Mao thought that the young men and women in the room were all shocked by his royal spirit, so he became even more nervous.
Xia Haoran glanced at the two of them coldly, then picked up the wine glass and drank it slowly.
"Huh, these chicks really have a taste!"
The two yellow hairs glanced at each other, and one of the fat yellow hairs stepped forward, and said with a lewd face and a bad beating: "You chicks, are you willing to go over and have a drink with our Brother Wen?" Don't worry, as long as you are satisfied with our Brother Wen's service, you will have whatever you want in Lingnan in the future!"
"It's still a fat brother who is wise!" next to him, another yellow-haired pig brother said flatteringly.
He naturally knew in his heart that if he let these chicks serve Brother Wen well, Fat Brother would have a bright future in front of Brother Wen! After all, Brother Wen is good at this, isn't it? Besides, with Brother Wen's status and influence in the gang, will there be less opportunities for Fat Brother to soar in the future?
A cold light flashed in the depths of Xia Haoran's eyes. However, it soon disappeared quietly. It's just that this subtle expression, among the people present, only Li Mengyao, Xiaobai and Ouyang Qian were aware of it.
"Ahem......"
Xia Haoran deliberately coughed a few times, turned his head to look at the women next to him, and said with a smile: "I said a few beautiful women, it seems that if I take you on a trip in the future, I must prepare a veil for each of you in advance." You see, these little deflated people have taken a fancy to you. Tell me, should I hand you over, or should I hand you over, or should I hand you over?"
"Xia Haoran!"
Little Pepper Nangong Weiwei almost gritted her teeth and roared, and at the same time, she was about to stand up suddenly.
Xia Haoran waved his hand slightly, and an invisible force instantly pressed Na Nizi back to her seat.
"You!"
Nangong Weiwei knew that this was Xia Haoran's secret hand, her eyes almost wanted to breathe fire, staring at each other deadly.
"What are you!" Xia Haoran waved his hand and said, "How old are you, and you are still so impulsive." Remember, this girl must be a lady, lady knows? Otherwise, she will not be able to marry in the future. What's more, even I, the host of the Eight Things, didn't speak, you're in a hurry!"
Li Mengyao knew that Xia Haoran was playing treasure again, so she reached out and pulled Nangong Weiwei's hand next to her, but she smiled slightly apologetically, but she still didn't speak.
Because, she knew that no matter what happened, as long as Xia Haoran was by her side, everything would be handled by him.
"Fuck off now, you still have a chance to live!"
Xia Haoran was still sipping the wine slowly, and said slowly. That look, that tone, is like a parent reprimanding two naughty little guys.
"Little brute, what are you talking about, you have the ability to say it again!" At the same time, the fat man Huang Mao casually took a wine bottle from a dining table next to him and walked away towards Xia Haoran.
You must know that this fat man has been following their Brother Wen for more than a year. In addition, this kid is clever and resourceful, and he is very reused by the latter, so what is a good mix!
And tonight's incident, originally this fat man just came to pretend to be X, but when he saw that the chicks at this table were all stunning, a string in his head began to come alive again.
As the saying goes: patting sycophants is a skill, a technical job, and an art. Anytime, anywhere, on the fly. You know, in these years, no one doesn't like others to say that they are good, and others to shoot themselves for walking horses.
This has become a fashion, a social trend, and a deformed social status quo.
As long as you are somewhat familiar with the living habits of some target objects, grasp the timing, grasp the proportions, and cater to the preferences of the other party, then congratulations, the day of soaring in the future is really not far away.
"Oh, who is the little beast scolding?" Xia Haoran put down the wine glass in his hand and said slowly.
"The little beast scolds you!" said the fat man Huang Mao, who didn't even want to reply.
"Whoop.......
The fat man Wu Liang and the others next to him listened carefully, and as soon as the other party's words fell, a burst of crazy laughter broke out at the scene.
The fat man Huang Mao was slightly stunned, at this moment he didn't realize that there was anything wrong with what he just said. But the other yellow hair gently tugged at the corner of his clothes and said, "Fat brother, that kid gave you a set, you scolded yourself just now." ”
"Damn!" the fat man realized why everyone laughed at him. He looked at Xia Haoran and said gloomily: "Little Cub, I originally wanted to let you go, since you are looking for death, then I will fulfill you!" After speaking, the guy held the wine bottle high and smashed it directly at Xia Haoran's head.
People have long been accustomed to the fights and brawls at the night market food stalls.
When everyone got to Xia Haoran's table, there was a quarrel, and it was about to deteriorate, and the diners nearby all whistled as if they had been beaten with chicken blood and began to coax. Melon seeds, peanuts, mineral water, beer and drinks, small benches are ready, sit back and wait for the show to set up the stage!
Chinese people love to watch lively, this is not news.
Whether it is a street character or a suave celebrity, there are a large number of people who have built a dark corner in their hearts. And the one who lives in the middle of the house is always pretending to sleep. The big black cat, whose ears stood up, waited in the dark like a prey. As soon as the target appears, it will immediately look at it like a torch, as if it has been beaten with chicken blood, and it will either attack violently or play without resorting.
This is just as a certain literary giant in China said, in essence, "watching the lively" is actually a manifestation of the inferior nature of the Chinese people, and it has nothing to do with anything else.
Looking at the menacing fat man Huang Mao, although everyone present was nervous, but before they got Xia Haoran's greeting, they could only stare at this scene, but there was nothing they could do.
However, just when the beer bottle in the fat man's hand was still an inch away from Xia Haoran's head, he suddenly flew upside down. After flying seven or eight meters away, he fell to the ground with a bang, knocking away rows of tables and chairs.
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, another unlucky Huang Mao next to him, who was still in extreme shock and stunned, stepped into the footsteps of the fat man Huang Mao again in the unknown way. Moreover, he happened to fall on the first fat man Huang Mao just now, and folded it up like an arhat. It's just that it's horizontal.
……
Near the food stalls, all the diners were slightly stunned when they saw this abrupt scene. At the same time, their hearts were shocked!
"That's a lot of speed!"
Because, except for a few people at Xia Haoran's table at the scene, the others didn't see how Xia Haoran made a move just now, but in the blink of an eye, the two had already flown out.