Chapter 367: Lim Me = You (Part I)
"Lim me = you, read with me. "She's real, I thought she was joking.
"I'm not literate and can't read. I suddenly thought it would be better to watch a movie, this movie is pretty good, right?"
I'm really stupid, as long as she says these provocative words with one mouth, my brain will be short-circuited, and the words are not good, and I stutter more than Wang Jiabao, knowing that I can't fight her, why do I have to hit the muzzle of the gun. It's not that it's a matter of knowing the difficulties, it's not a lonely heart, it's just stupid!
"Come on, come on, read it to me, please. ”
Wow wow, wow, my goosebumps fell to the ground, this girl is really scary.
"Lim me = you. Well, I'm done reading. "I read the love words she had just taught me ten times as fast as I could.
"Happy, you actually said love words to me, hahaha, I finally took a substantial step......... But why don't you ask me what that means?" she asked me when she came back to her senses, and the look of surprise was exactly the same as Banban's expression when he was in a daze, and I wondered if there was anything special about their relationship.
Thinking of this, I glanced in the direction of Banban and Peng Meijia, this guy is peeling melon seeds for Peng Meijia like a grandson, he peels one, she eats one, but the speed of peeling is a little slow, Peng Meijia's hand stretched out in mid-air for a long time before waiting for such a melon seed.
"Hey, I'm asking you, what do you think they're doing...... Could it be ......?" she said unhappily behind my back.
I didn't look at her directly, but I could vaguely imagine her drooping face.
"Could it be anything?" I looked back at her. I want to hear what else she can say that will make me speechless. Just like Lu Xun said, "In fact, there is no road on the ground, and when there are more people walking, the road comes out." In fact, I was not afraid of her, it was because she often said some strange things to tease me, so I was afraid of her, the more cowardly she moved forward, she would have a day when she was short of words, I firmly believed.
"Could it be that what I said was the same as what your friend said?"
"Uh...... Maybe it's possible, but I don't know, because he didn't tell me what he said to Peng Meijia, but I think the chances are slim, he shouldn't have thought of such a profound love story. I explained.
"Hahaha............" Her hearty laughter was too harsh in this environment tonight, and other people's hearts were touched by the ups and downs of the storyline on the screen, she smiled, and everyone's eyes brushed over. Please note that it's everybody!
The embarrassing thing is that she is usually a lady, and everyone will not think that she wants to laugh at all, but everyone's attention is all on me, and the eyes are called a vicious, I feel that they want to break me into pieces, on the one hand, it may be because I disturbed them to watch the movie, on the other hand, the goddess in their minds is smiling so brightly beside me. How dare I be such a cowardly person to go shopping with a room full of people, even though I know that I should be looking up at this group of dogs with my chest up at this moment, but I still lie on the table like mud.
At this moment I should have put a note next to my seat, "I'm mud, please ignore my existence." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm a little out of shape. That one...... I don't usually do that, but I'm so happy to hear you praise me, you can understand it. She whispered into my ear.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Should I tell her that, after thinking about it, she doesn't understand that I'm angry, and it would be embarrassing if she thought I was teasing her. "Yes, I can understand your excitement. But I don't remember when I complimented you. ”
"Didn't you just praise me for my profound love words?"
I'm ashamed, should I explain to her that this misunderstanding is bigger than the sky, or to put it bluntly, she is too narcissistic.
I actually knew the love phrase "Lim I = you" when I was in junior high school, and I still remember it vividly. Here's the thing: I was at the same table with Liang Shuang in the third year of junior high school, and one day she begged me to help her write a love letter, and she said that she was going to chase Nannan, and I was preparing for a math competition, and I happened to see this formula in a tutoring book, so I wrote it to Liang Shuang and asked her to write a love letter. I thought that this wonderful love story could make her a hero, but unfortunately Nannan is an out-and-out bad student, the kind of poor student who is very vegetable. He was stupid and thought that Liang Shuang was asking him for math problems, in order to show that he was not so stupid, he wrote this love sentence on scratch paper and took it to ask our math teacher, you must know that our math teacher at that time was not only an ordinary math teacher, but also the director of our school, I won't talk about the consequences, in short, because of Liang Shuang's love words, Nannan was reprimanded in the office for a whole afternoon.
So I have a very impressive impression of this love sentence, the unforgettable kind, after seeing the tragic price of sending love letters, Liang Shuang learned from the pain, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I shouldn't be so picky, how can I write a love letter casually with a piece of paper, do you think I should buy a special letter paper to write a love letter, then the probability of success is estimated to be much greater." Because I said "um", so the money she paid for the letter paper was taken out of my pocket, and as soon as I bought it, it was a pile, a very thick one.
"Sort of, you're so amazing, you can say such nice love words, I really admire the five-body throw. ”
"Hee-hee-hee, it's so-so. In the future, this will be a love story exclusive to the two of us, don't tell others. She said mysteriously, feeling like a little doll.
"I'm really sorry, but I've known this love sentence you said a long time ago, probably when I was in junior high school. ”
I saw with my own eyes that her mouth slowly turned into an "O" shape, and the shame of being teased by her before was suddenly swept away, and I felt like I was raising my eyebrows.
"What are you, I knew it when I was in elementary school, can you be earlier than me?" she pouted, looking very powerful.
"You are really good. Let's watch a movie. "I really can't talk anymore, I still don't admit defeat with a big brain, how long will I have to fight with her.
"Oh. She probably ran out of words, and although she was very unwilling, she still answered my words.
It was quiet for only three minutes, "Hey, hey, I suspect you're lying to me, and I won't believe you unless you tell me what that love phrase means." The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.