Chapter 8 When cross talk and jokes meet high school essays
Feng Han practiced in the library for a while, and then turned over the four homework books, he was not joking, most of the mathematics, nature and society, and language he needed to copy the Xionglu couple, which was too different from what he learned back then!
At that time, the unit of force he learned was the ox, the unit of work was coke, and the unit of power was watts, because there were Newton, Joules, and watts, but in this world, although these theories have also been proposed, they have been proposed by different people, and the units and names are different.
There are also mathematics and history, which are not the same as the high school courses in his memory, even if these things have not changed, he is a college graduate, how can he do a good job in high school exam papers!
I've long forgotten all about it!
Fortunately, the traditional Chinese characters have finally become the simplified characters he is familiar with, and Mandarin, which is based on the northern language, is still the official language of this time and space, so he only has some confidence in the language, especially in the later compositions.
In Daxia, Chinese is the most important subject, and the score of the Chinese college entrance examination is 200 points, of which 120 points are essay questions!
The essay questions are divided into two parts, a small essay and a large essay.
The big essay is the kind he is most familiar with in that world, and he writes an essay of about 800 words based on the topic, short essay or picture, with any subject matter, except poetry, which accounts for 80 points.
The small composition is interesting, and it is required to write poems, words, orders, poems and other genres, and complete the composition according to the requirements, accounting for 40 points.
For example, the first test paper he saw in his hand.
Essay 1: According to the figure below, use poetry and other genres to create an essay, with no limit on the number of words (40 points).
The picture is an ink painting, several big white geese (or maybe ducks) playing in the water, like the accompanying picture of Luo Bing Wang's "Song of the Goose".
The world attaches great importance to classical culture, and it is still a matter of great enthusiasm among literati to write a good poem and lyrics.
The goose is considered an animal with a relatively high appearance rate in Tang poetry, in addition to Luo Prodigy's Yong goose is the most famous, Du Fu, Li Shangyin, Bai Juyi have all written poems related to geese, Feng Han guarded the whole Tang Dynasty poems and found several poems, but he didn't dare to use it, who knows if the wings of the butterfly have fanned these great writers, although the probability of existence is not large, but it is still careful.
In this time and space, Luo Bingwang's "Song of the Goose" exists, and the original version of Feng Han also learned it when he was a child, and it happened that Feng Han heard a song imitating the Song of the Goose in his previous life, and it was also chic to use here, so he brushed and wrote it.
"Singing goose goose goose goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the feathers and add a scoop of water, light the fire and cover the pot. ”
Well, perfect!
After writing this poem, Feng Han swallowed his saliva~
Feng Han won't be sleepy or hungry in the library, so he shouldn't be old, but he will be hungry!
Endure his greed, Feng Han looked at the following composition two.
"People take food as the sky, please write an essay describing the food you have eaten, or begging for food, and you are haunted by it, the subject matter is not limited, except for poetry, which requires about 800 words (80 points). ”
Damn, don't be so excessive! I just stewed a goose, and now I want to write about some kind of food!
Hey, it seems that the stewed goose was written by himself, eh, no matter what, in short, it's excessive, and I feel greedy when I think about it.
Although Feng Han himself can write, he wants a more amazing effect, at least not inferior to stewed goose.
In the library, Feng Han found several books by Mr. Cai Lan, "Cai Lan Talks about Food", "Eat Well Today", "RB Cuisine" and so on.
Cai Lan is one of the four great talents of Xiangjiang on the same level as Jin Yong, Ni Kuang, and Huang Zhan, and he is also a well-known glutton, and his articles are mostly related to food, Feng Han has read some of them, but he really wants to excerpt a few paragraphs to make up the number, but his articles are mostly related to his extensive knowledge and history and humanities.
Including Mr. Wang Zengqi, who also likes to eat and is very good at eating, his food prose is very famous, but it is also closely related to his own experience, and it is difficult to copy.
So Feng Han went up to the social science lending room on the fourth floor and found a copy of "The Encyclopedia of Traditional Chinese Cross Talk", edited by Liu Yingnan, and easily found a traditional throughout, Feng Han contributed the first paragraph of this essay.
"I met Xiong Di today and asked him if he had eaten, and he said no, I said, I invite you. ”
He asked, what to eat. ”
"I said, I invite you to eat: steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su paner, smoked chicken white belly, ......"
When all the Manchu and Han seats were written, the number of words had exceeded 1,000 words, and Feng Han put an end to it.
"Xiong Di pulled me with a harazi and said: Let's go, let's go, I want to eat steamed deer tail!"
"On the bed, Xiong Di's daughter-in-law, Lu Haoge, followed Xiong Di, who was talking in his dreams, is a kick: still eat the tail of the deer, eat my deer paws!"
Although more than 1,000 words were borrowed from the traditional cross talk paragraphs, the remaining crosses were original by himself, and Feng Han was very proud.
Just looking at this text, Feng Han began to drool again, no, let's go out and eat something.
Feng Han was already able to get out of bed and move, he wandered in the inpatient department, smelling the smell of disinfectant water, and his desire to forage for food had faded, but he watched TV very seriously in the rehabilitation activity center on the 15th floor, it is now 2008 in this time and space, coincidentally, it is also an Olympic year, but the Olympic Games are not held in Yanjing, but in Jinshan City, the United States, Feng Han watched the live broadcast, and now it is the end of the Olympic Games.
The total medal list of Daxia is the first, the gold medal list of the rice country is the first, the two countries bite very tightly, in this regard, it is not surprising that Feng Han is not surprised, after all, here, Daxia and the United States are a double-strong pattern.
It's just that it's so interesting to see that the host of the United States turned out to be a yellow-skinned Chinese and spoke Cantonese.
In this world, Daxia is not the only country that speaks Chinese, the majority of Chinese in the United States, so the implementation of the Chinese-English bilingual system, like Australia, as well as some small countries in Southeast Asia, are mainly Chinese, neon, although Goryeo has its own language, but the upper class people are also proud to be able to speak Chinese.
Thinking of the history books he saw, Feng Han couldn't help but sigh again, the world is really very different, and in such a prosperous China, if you don't do something and don't perform on that big stage, wouldn't it be a waste of this heavy opportunity!
Feng Han was ambitious, and suddenly, a lazy female voice came from behind, "Hey, buddy, you're blocking me~"
Feng Han looked back, oh my God, my eyes are poisoned......