Chapter 398: It's impossible to work part-time
An Le is the kind of child who is sensible and has a little inferiority, although he is young, he knows how to observe words and emotions very much, and rarely has a temper attack.
It can be seen that An Le is really angry this time, so he will shout loudly.
"Did that person also tell you that hitting the tree with your back can stimulate the acupuncture points and meridians, and play a role in relaxing the muscles and invigorating the blood?" An Le looked directly at the aunt and asked without flinching.
The aunt nodded, obviously that Master Hu had indeed said something similar.
"Everyone's physical condition and health status is different, and some acupuncture points can be stimulated by this impact, while others cannot. Have you thought about which acupuncture point to hit, how much force to use, and which tree to choose?"
The uncles and aunts fell silent for a while, they were blindly superstitious about Master Hu, and they didn't think about it at all.
They heard that zombie crawling is good for their health, they followed suit, they heard that meditation can prolong their lives, they followed suit, and they heard that hitting trees can cure diseases, so they still did it!
"You're all old, your bones are starting to loosen, your meridians aren't as flexible as those of young people, and hitting a tree indiscriminately will only hurt your muscles and bones. In addition, the elderly often have arteriosclerosis, there will be the formation of plaque, in the process of hitting the tree, the plaque falls off and enters other organs of the body along the blood, and it is easy to form embolism. This uncle, it was the plaque in the blood vessels that entered the lungs, which caused difficulty breathing and almost put his life in danger. An Le pointed to the uncle lying on the ground and said reasonably.
The uncles and aunts present couldn't help but shake their hearts when they heard An Lexin's professional analysis, could they really have been deceived?
Once this thought arises, these uncles and aunts immediately feel uncomfortable all over their bodies, will their lower back pain, leg pain, and chest tightness also be the side effects of blind practice? If you are lucky, will you be the one lying on the ground now?
When Li Lei and the others saw this, they were relieved in their hearts.
Just two words, comfortable!
The look on the aunt's face changed several times, and then she argued stubbornly: "This can only show that Master Hu was careless for a while, did not teach us the details, and did bad things with good intentions!"
Wang Jing grabbed his hair and shouted at everyone very irritably: "Alas, I'm really speechless! Let's go, don't care about these brainwashed people! They deserve to be deceived, see if they will regret their green intestines in the future!"
In Wang Jing's view, people can be saved if they are stupid, and there is no cure for stupidity, and these uncles and aunts are undoubtedly the kind that are really stupid.
Li Lei and the others also felt extremely aggrieved, this has already been said about this, the other party still doesn't believe it, what can they do?
But it doesn't matter, in the end, it is the reputation of the view of heaven and earth that is damaged, and it is really tangled!
……
Lao Hu's recent life has been quite nourishing.
A while ago, Daxian Road became a key rectification area, and Lao Hu's business of "blind people touching bones" was also devastated.
Seeing that he couldn't set up a stall to make money, Lao Hu thought that he had to find another way to make money.
Of course, it's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life! If you don't know how to do serious business, you can only maintain your life like this by cheating this kind of thing!
Coincidentally, Lao Hu happened to see the suddenly popular view of heaven and earth and Xuanwei on the Internet.
At that time, Lao Hu fixed his eyes and looked, hey, isn't this the new face who used to set up a stall next to him to look at before?
After carefully searching and reading a large number of tweets about Xuanwei and the view of heaven and earth, Lao Hu couldn't help but have a bold idea!
So, Lao Hu took off his sunglasses and turned into a miracle doctor who "hung a pot to help the world", and also hung a signboard of heaven and earth.
Relying on Du Niang's online consultation on the "immortal cultivation method" and the "fairy water" made with painkillers, Lao Hu brought his superb business ability to the extreme, and it didn't take long to win the trust of the uncles and aunts in several surrounding communities.
Unlike some novices, Lao Hu knows the tricks of fishing and cutting leeks, and in order to maximize the profits, you must fatten the fish and raise the leeks to be smart!
Anyway, it's all a one-vote business, and I don't want to make more money, I'm sorry for my luck!
As for the future, you can change places and continue to fool around, or change your face again to help people see ancestral graves or something.
In short, it is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work in this life!
On this day, Lao Hu picked up a few yoga and meditation tutorials from the Internet and changed them, and then stuffed a few bottles of "elixir" into his bag, and then got up and went to the park where he usually fooled his aunt and uncle.
"To be reasonable, there are really not many people with professional ethics like me now! Some newcomers use flour and mud pills to fool people, and they have no sincerity at all! How can I be like Lao Hu, who uses the six-flavored Dihuang pills and black chicken Baifeng pills from the century-old store, mixed with pure natural honey and jujube paste! Just rush to this sincerity, it's not too much to shout 998, right?" Lao Hu muttered to himself.
When he thought of the plump fish and the tender and delicate leeks, Lao Hu was full of energy, and he couldn't wait to immediately put on his wings and fly to the park.
……
As soon as Lao Hu came to the lawn, he saw the uncles and aunts from a distance.
These "simple and kind" uncles and aunts are even kinder than their own parents in Lao Hu's eyes.
Especially thinking of their rich savings and pensions, Lao Hu's heart is hot.
However, unlike the previous times when Lao Hu came, today these uncles and aunts are actually lazy and have not seriously practiced the "secret method" he taught!
Looking closely, Lao Hu found a group of young students among the uncles and aunts.
Look at the appearance of the two sides, it seems that the two sides are facing each other.
"It's not going to be a moth, is it?" Lao Hu chuckled in his heart, and immediately stepped forward.
While the situation is not too big, it is necessary to extinguish the signs as soon as possible, and no matter how bad it is, it must be temporarily stabilized to gain a period of time for the harvest and harvest.
However, as soon as Lao Hu was halfway through, he stopped in a hurry.
He didn't look carefully, between the student and the aunt and uncle, there were still two women!
Coincidentally, he still has a relationship with these two women, and he has also talked about them.
These two women, one is named Chen Xue, and they are journalists by profession. The other is named Xu Fei, who is a police officer by profession.
", these two people and my old Hu are making a mistake, and they are born to cut off my financial route?"
The last time he met Chen Xue and Xu Fei, Daxian Road was rectified, and now he has just changed careers, and he can make a fortune when he sees it, and he actually meets these two people again.
Gritting his teeth, Lao Hu resolutely turned around.
Stay in the green mountains, don't worry about no firewood, the most important thing at the moment is to protect yourself, and to go up is to throw yourself into the net.
At this moment, an aunt saw Lao Hu who turned around.
"Master Hu is here! Master Hu is there!" the aunt shouted excitedly, and waved at Lao Hu.
In an instant, everyone's eyes were focused on Lao Hu, who was about to slip away.
Uh, that's embarrassing!
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