695 Fools
Two cats, one large and one small, walked through the green belt, climbed over the fence, swept through the garbage cans, drilled in and out of the underground garage, and also saw several super cats, which can be said to have found the places where the wild cats and super cats in the vicinity played, ate, and rested.
I found it until it was more than one o'clock in the night, but unfortunately I still found nothing, Matcha took the milk tea to a strange intersection and stopped, sighing in my heart: "Where did this guy's mother go?
But just when he stopped to think about it for a while, there was a sudden snoring sound from the back of his head, and it turned out that Milk Tea fell asleep on the spot.
After all, it's a kitten, and after walking so much, it's already sleepy. ’
Turning his head to look at the milk tea that had fallen to the ground and fell asleep with his belly turned over, Matcha secretly said in his heart: "No, if you take this kid, won't I bring a drag oil bottle?" Don't even think about finding a girlfriend in this life, just take this opportunity to get rid of him, right?"
But after walking a few steps, Matcha hesitated a little again: "This guy is so young, he doesn't know what his superpowers are, will he not survive in the wild for a few days." ”
"But what does this matter to me, there are many cats and dogs outside that can't survive, and everyone can't survive, is it up to me to save them?"
Matcha walked a few more steps, and suddenly stopped again: "But he called me Brother Cha, why is he also my little brother, so put him here, doesn't it mean that I am very unrighteous?"
"But when you are the eldest brother, you can't be a monk for the younger brother for a lifetime, not to mention that I have already taught him how to survive, and he can't survive, even if he can't do it himself. ”
After hesitating and hesitating, Matcha finally made up her mind and planned to leave.
But I heard the voice of milk tea suddenly coming from behind: "Brother Cha, are you leaving?"
Matcha turned her head and saw that the kitten was looking at her steadily, and asked as if she was about to cry, "Brother Cha, are you going to leave too?" ”
Matcha swallowed her saliva and said with a smile: "How is it possible, I'll buy something for you to eat, you are waiting for me here." ”
Milk Tea immediately laughed, nodded and said, "Milk Tea obediently waits for Brother Cha." ”
Matcha opened her mouth and almost wanted to say that she was not leaving, but the next moment she turned her head sharply and ran away: "No, you can't hesitate at this time." This is obviously not my pot, why do you want me to carry it, I can earn more iron coupons to avoid death, if this pot is carried all the time, how can I come out and mix? When I went back, I said that he found his mother and left with his mother, how could I have a son. ”
Half an hour later, the intersection.
Matcha's head slowly sticks out from behind a fence and looks at the milk tea at the intersection, where the little orange cat stands motionless, her eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her mouth drool, looking like she wants to sleep very much.
However, he still maintained his standing posture, and his head drooped a little because of sleepiness, and he immediately straightened up again, looking like he wanted to sleep but didn't dare to sleep.
Seeing this scene, Matcha secretly said in her heart: "This idiot, I've been waiting for half an hour and still waiting, can't I see that others are trying to get rid of you? ”
While watching, Matcha scolded in her heart, but silently took out her mobile phone and started playing, looking up at the kitten from time to time, and secretly said in her heart: "Forget it, I'll go when you leave, don't blame me again when something happens." ”
Two hours later......
"Fools, fools, idiots. Matcha looked at the little orange cat that was huddled in the distance to keep out the cold, and said angrily in her heart: "Where did you come from such a stupid cat, it is absolutely impossible to be my son, it is so stupid to stand for so long in the middle of the night." ”
Matcha was so angry that she wanted to rush up and scold the other party, but immediately stopped: "No, go up now, wouldn't it be in vain for more than two hours before." As long as he waits for it, even if the kitten is sluggish, it is impossible not to understand the meaning, and he will retreat. ”
Thinking of this, Matcha continued to fight the glory of the king according to her patience, but she was always a little distracted, and she couldn't help but look up at the crossroads.
Another hour later, Matcha frowned at the phone that was turned off without power, raised her head and looked at the crossroads, the hairballs shrunk into a ball were shivering, although it was almost summer, but the temperature in the middle of the night was still a little low, coupled with the lack of hair of the kitten, and staying on the street with constant wind, it would still be afraid of the cold.
"You really killed me. Matcha sighed: "Forget it, the electricity is gone, don't wait, go back directly." ”
But just as he was about to leave, a few malicious meows came from the direction of the crossroads.
"Huh?" Matcha turned her head to see a big black cat with a strong body roaring threateningly at Milk Tea.
Milk Tea was also covered in fur, meowing and demonstrating, but she was still frightened and kept retreating.
Matcha was slightly stunned: "Wild cat? Forget it, what's the matter with me." ”
The big black cat's bark on the other side became more and more rapid and fierce, looking at the fierce light in the eyes of the milk tea, and the limbs were crawling lower and lower, as if they were charging spring, and it seemed that they would pounce on it anytime and anywhere.
Milk tea screamed while demonstratively frying hair, but kept retreating until it retreated to the base of the wall.
At this moment, the big black cat turned into a black shadow, slammed up, meowed with milk tea, closed his eyes, and waved his claws at the air in front of him, and there seemed to be a trace of black light in his closed eyes.
But the imaginary pain never came, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the big black cat screaming in pain, and fled with a whin.
Matcha's back appeared in front of Milk Tea, looked at the big black cat that had escaped, turned his head and said, "I'm not hurt, silly boy." ”
"Brother Cha!" Milk Tea saw the matcha in front of her, suddenly screamed, and crashed into the other party's arms: "I thought you didn't want me anymore!"
'I'm sick of it. Matcha secretly said in her heart, "I must get rid of him next time." Looking at the milk tea rubbing around, Matcha thought in her heart: "Hmph, this time I will use you to make money first, earn death-free iron coupons, and when the death-free iron coupons are in hand, I will throw you away." ’
Two cats, one big and one small, walked in the direction of home, and Milk Tea happily circled around the matcha.
"Brother Cha, you are so powerful, how did you drive that big black cat away. ”
"Superpowers, after all, I'm the strongest super cat. ”
Milk Tea looked at Matcha with a shocked face: "Ah!!!! it turns out that Brother Cha are you the strongest super cat?"
Matcha coughed, nodded a little embarrassedly, and said, "Hmm...... The strongest. ”
Where Matcha had been standing, a door to the space slowly closed.
Zhao Yao yawned, closed the computer, and then slowly stood up from the computer desk: "Matcha's IQ is really getting lower and lower, and it is so boring to watch a cat all night." ”
The briquette slowly moved the space door back to its original position, and said secretly in his heart: "Then you have been watching it for so long, isn't it just as boring, hmph, Zhao Yao's wisdom is really getting lower and lower, it seems that this family will have to rely on my briquettes in the future." ”
As he spoke, the briquette stretched out its claws and shook it fiercely.
"Well, combined with gestures, it seems to have gotten a little stronger. ”