Chapter 368: The Invention of the Bicycle
This action can be said to be instantaneous, and it can also be said to be lightning fast, Gu Biluo didn't have time to stop it urgently, he saw that he was already naked~ naked, and hurriedly turned his head and shouted angrily: "Quickly put on your clothes, who wants to see you!"
Shen Feng leaned around, feeling that his body and feet were paralyzed, at first he thought that he had not recovered consciousness after the pain, but now he found out that she had used anesthetic: "You actually put anesthesia on me, it's too insidious for you!"
Gu Biluo snorted coldly: "Using anesthetic medicine is just to calm the wounds on your body, otherwise if you hurt your bones, you will have to hurt for three days." β
Shen Feng said angrily: "You are going to stab me to death now, and you are still worried about whether I will be in pain for three days, and I will not even be in pain for three days." β
Gu Biluo's cheeks flashed a pale red, and then he snorted coldly: "This is my habit of using anesthetic medicine for a while, and you still don't put on your clothes!"
"If you wear it, you will die, and if you don't wear it, you will die, why should I bother so much - don't come here, I just wear it!" Shen Feng was not an exhibitionist, he lay on the bed and put on his clothes awkwardly and said: "You just didn't want to see it, I just watched you when I didn't want to see it, so if you count it, the two of us are even." β
Gu Biluo rarely refuted his behavior, and sneered: "Then what should you say about breaking into my residence today!"
Shen Feng smiled bitterly: "I said it one hundred and eighty times, I thought you were my wife, where can I care if you are taking a bath." β
Gu Biluo walked towards him with a dagger in his hand, and said with a resolute expression: "Maybe you didn't mean to, but I must kill you today, and after killing you, I will fight with my life!"
At this time, Shen Feng's fingers moved, the power of the anesthetic had gradually subsided in his body, Gu Biluo continued to approach step by step, Shen Feng was so anxious that he was sweating, move quickly, otherwise he would die.
Just as she was holding the dagger and pointing it at herself, Shen Feng's arm also moved directly, and directly grabbed her wrist and pulled it over, Gu Biluo was caught off guard, and the whole person fell directly on Shen Feng's body, and the dagger in her hand also fell to the ground.
Gu Biluo wanted to get up from him again, but Shen Feng's arm tightly wrapped around her, and Gu Biluo shouted angrily: "You let go of me!"
Shen Feng sneered: "Let go of you! Let go of you, and wait for you to kill me! Fortunately, Lao Tzu's body is strong, and ordinary anesthetics have no effect." β
At this time, Gu Biluo's body pressed against Shen Feng, and the huge breasts on his chest were close to Shen Feng's chest, Gu Biluo struggled a few times, not only in vain, but also affected the pair of innocent giant breasts, the pair of behemoths were squeezed and constantly deformed, and the Bei ~ Lei on his chest also rubbed against Shen Feng's chest, as if graffiti on it.
The sandpiper and the clam compete for the benefit of the fisherman, and the coolest person among them is Shen Feng, Shen Feng moaned comfortably, and the big hand that originally wrapped around her waist increased some force, making her a little closer.
Gu Biluo's hands and feet kept fluttering, like a fish slapping on the beach, Shen Feng enjoyed it happily, and even the pain on his body was temporarily lost, after a long time, Gu Biluo was tired of tossing, turned his head, and said coldly: "You'd better kill me, otherwise I won't let you go one day!"
Shen Feng smiled and said, "How can I be willing to kill you, I said that you have no other solution than to kill me?" A few strands of sideburns tickled his nose, making him a little itchy, and he couldn't help but blow a breath.
A hot breath hit his ears and temples, and Gu Biluo suddenly felt that his whole body was weak, and he said angrily: "You are more disciplined!"
Shen Feng smiled bitterly: "Miss Gu, it's your sideburns that are scratching me." β
The body was close to the strange man, Gu Biluo gradually felt uncomfortable, listened to his words, and consciously avoided him, but his waist was clamped, and instead he made several undulating movements, which made Shen Feng almost furious.
Hurriedly said: "Don't move, as long as you twist your head, your hair won't scratch me." β
Gu Biluo was afraid that he would blow at the root of his ear again, so he hurriedly turned his head to face him, and when he saw that grinning face, he couldn't help but snort angrily, the posture was very indecent at this time, the lips of the two were only as wide as a finger, and their eyes were facing each other, Gu Biluo was embarrassed, and hurriedly wanted to stand up, but he was helplessly hugged by him, and hurriedly said: "You let go of me!"
Shen Feng was also uncomfortable, in the face of such a stunner, he couldn't move a bit, swallowed his saliva and said: "Don't let go, when I recover, I will naturally let you go!"
In the current situation, where is Gu Biluo still in the mood to prove his innocence, if he doesn't leave him quickly, his innocence will really be gone, Gu Biluo's momentum weakened a little and said: "I won't kill you, please let me go first." β
Shen Feng was halfway through, how could he say stop and stop: "I don't believe you, if I let you go, you pick up the dagger and stab me a few more times, I'm not a fool!"
Gu Biluo hurriedly said: "Let's stop today's matter for the time being, I won't want to kill you again, I promise with my life, you let me go quickly!"
Shen Feng said triumphantly: "Don't even think about it!"
Gu Biluo faintly ran away, and said angrily: "I'll bite you to death!"
No way!
Shen Feng slammed her away, stiffened her body, and rode on her in turn, and said angrily: "You really have a mouth-"
"HuhβI can move!" Shen Feng realized it later, and only then did he feel that the medicinal power of the anesthetic had completely disappeared.
Gu Biluo was so pressed by him that he couldn't move, he couldn't scratch him a few times when he stretched out his claws, and gritted his teeth with hatred: "Get off me!"
Shen Feng said with a 'embarrassed' face: "I let me come down not long after I went up, this is too short, it doesn't match my level," he said, touching her fierce light, and didn't bully her anymore, he quickly got off her and picked up the dagger on the ground by the way.
Gu Biluo glanced at it and snorted angrily: "One more move!"
Shen Feng threw the dagger out of the window, and said with a smile: "No matter what, I still want to thank you this time, by the way, can I spend another night tonight, you see, it's already midnight, and I look so unsafe, it's really inconvenient to go back." β
This bastard is really going to get an inch, and he can't die with him, he still has the cheeks to stay overnight at this time, Gu Biluo's chest was up and down, and he endured his anger and said: "You give me out!"
Shen Feng put on a natural demeanor and said: "How can this be done, I am responsible for all the women in the boudoir in the capital, in case my chastity is not guaranteed, how can I face them." β
The more Gu Biluo listened to his nonsense, the more upset she became, and glared angrily: "Please leave!
Shen Feng picked up some good words and said: "You're still angry with me - you want me to leave, let me take a few breaths first, but I still have to thank you, if it weren't for you and I would have been eaten by the beast, to be honest, among women, there are few people like you who are so broad-minded and don't care about previous suspicions." β
Gu Biluo said in an indifferent tone: "Don't misunderstand, I will never forgive you for what you did before!"
Shen Feng smiled helplessly: "Why bother, it was all a misunderstanding before, didn't you slap me in the face, besides, we are half relatives-"
"Shut up!" Gu Biluo shouted angrily: "If you mention this matter again, I will ask you to go out!"
The sky was under the eaves and he had to bow his head, Shen Feng hurriedly shut up, and was about to get out of the house to see the sky, but he didn't know what object he stepped on.
Whewββ
A small animal with a body length of 91 cm and gray hair on its back was startled from the ground, and after a pair of sharp eyes caught the murderer, it suddenly bit Shen Feng's shoes, fortunately Shen Feng's shoes were made of leather, otherwise he would have been bitten by it.
Shen Feng tugged hard a few times, but the little animal still bit hard, and smiled helplessly: "How can there be such an animal here, it should live in the south." β
Gu Biluo walked over and glared at him angrily before he said coldly, "Do you know its name?"
Shen Feng looked at the honey badger at his feet hatefully: "Of course I know, it is called the honey badger, it is the most awesome animal in the world, poisonous snakes can't bite to death, and any fierce beast dares to bite it, and at the same time, it is also a very vindictive animal, so I accidentally stepped on it just now, and it bit me tightly, by the way, where did you get this living treasure, this place should not grow this kind of animal." β
"When I passed by an island a few months ago, I found that it was injured and brought it backβ" Although Gu Biluo didn't want to talk to him more, the person in front of him seemed to know a lot, so he asked in a low voice, "Do you know what it likes to eat?"
Shen Feng smiled: "Didn't I tell you just now?"
Gu Biluo is extremely smart, and he can understand it at a glance: "It likes to eat honey!"
Shen Feng nodded and said: "Honey is its favorite food, it is considered a carnivorous action, birds, reptiles, ants, carrion, wild fruits, berries, nuts It eats, it will also help you attack other animals, you raise it, it is equivalent to a town house."
Gu Biluo saw that one of his feet was bitten, and a faint smile appeared on his face: "It seems that it is really useful." β
I was angry, I actually dared to make a joke about me, Shen Feng kicked his shoes away, let the honey badger bite, and said: "I don't have shoes to wear now, can I make a joke tonight-"
Gu Biluo cut off his words: "No, please leave immediately!"
Shen Feng said helplessly with one foot: "I am missing a shoe now, how do you tell me to walk back, besides, it is now the second watch, and I can't even see the way back."
Miss Gu didn't have the heart to spend more time with him~ tongue, she had never had a man come to this house, let alone let a man stay overnight: "This is your business, I will never leave you here for the night, this is only a few dozen kilometers away from the capital, a manly husband, it is a common thing to walk at night, how can it be difficult for your daughter's family to do in your mouth, when I traveled abroad, I often traveled all night, sometimes I slept in the wilderness, and I did not complain like you today." β
This little girl has sharp teeth, hidden thorns in her words, she is worthy of being the beloved daughter of Lord Qu, if she is mediocre, she will not be called Xiao Zhuge Shen Feng smiled helplessly: "Then wait for me to bring the shoes over, you go and get some honey first, otherwise this little guy will not let go." β
Gu Biluo was afraid that this bastard would stay here and not leave, so she had to go and find some honey, Shen Feng took advantage of the gap she left to look in the house a few times, and soon, she was attracted by a new thing, only to see that the thing had two wheels, a chain, and a leather seat in the middle.
Shen Feng couldn't bear to move this new thing out of the house, picked a vacant space, held the handle and rode up, and then stepped on the pedal, gradually, this' The ancient 'bicycle will drive slowly, it is said that it is ancient at all, the whole bicycle structure is like a square, the wheel spacing is much narrower, the wheel does not know what material is made of, the collision sound is very loud, if you run a mountain road must fall apart, as for this chain is not too strong, pedal a few days almost broken, this should have just been invented not long ago, has not been optimized, but in ancient times to invent the bicycle out, it is already a great invention!
This Gu Xiaoniu is really not simple, even a 'bicycle' can be invented, Shen Feng has not ridden a bicycle for too long, at this time he is like a big boy, pedaling the pedal slowly and turning a few times.
"Why did you touch my stuff without permission! Come down, this thing hasn't been done yet!" Gu Biluo was already standing at the door of the house at some point, and couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw him riding in a decent manner, how could this guy be so proficient, Dahua had never done this before.
"I haven't ridden it in a long time, let me ride a few laps-" Shen Feng pedaled his bicycle past her, and said as he rode, "How did you invent it?"
Gu Biluo said with a full stomach: "I want to ask you, seeing that you are so skillful, have you used this thing before." β
Shen Feng turned his head and grinned: "When I wear open crotch pants, I will ride a bicycle." β
Gu Biluo seemed to have forgotten her previous unhappiness, and her mind fell into deep thought: "You said that the name of this thing is bicycle? It turns out that the ancestors have already invented this thing, do you know who this ancestor is?"
Shen Feng rode around her, shook his head and smiled: "You were the first person to invent the bicycle, I just gave it a name, as for what I am so skilled, this is my talent, as long as it is riding, I will come with my legs open!"
As he spoke, he wanted to stop the car, but he couldn't find the brakes, so he hurriedly braked on the ground and blurted out: "Why didn't you install a brake?" β
Has this person seen this thing before, why can he poke the defect with a single word, Gu Biluo heard this, and said thoughtfully: "How to park the car is indeed a defect, what can you do?"
Shen Feng said with a smile: "As long as you install a clamp leather plug on the edge of the front and rear wheels, and then make a switch in the handle, and connect it with soft iron in the middle, you can make a simple braking system, you can invent a bicycle, and then make a brake is just a piece of cake for you, and also, this wheel is the same size in the end, not one big and one small, in fact, these will be improved in the future, I wonder how you invented it?"
Entering the academic research discussion, Gu Biluo is more serious than anyone else, and her temperament is vividly revealed, giving people a temperament like a quiet magnolia in the shade: "I just thought that people can walk on both feet, so I tried to imagine whether they could walk on two wheels. β
Shen Feng teased: "It seems that you have fallen a few times." β
Gu Biluo's cheeks quickly flew a red luan, and said lightly: "I have done hundreds of unknown experiments, and it is normal to be a little injured, why do you still come to make fun of it, 'If you live in the world of Chengping, you will look down on the palace, gloat, and the first thing is rebellion."
"You just say that I am gloating, and you also quote rules and regulations and bully me for not reading much. Shen Feng was made to smile bitterly, and said, "Do you have any other inventions?"
(I'm a little out of state today, I wrote 4,000 words, just like that, I didn't sleep well, adjust and adjust tonight, write 7,000 words tomorrow, and make up for it slowly)