209 Realization
Just as Zhou You was snickering with Wonton, Su Yiyi also came over: "That's right...... If memory serves, do we have a ...... Earth Council?"
"What's that?"
Su Yiyi said solemnly: "When it was decided whether to take me in at that time, the Earth Council had a vote, right?"
"Is there one?" recalls Zhou You.
"It seems that there is, I remember that day because of this incident, I had an extra cone. "Wanton remembers it very clearly.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes. Zhou You patted his head, "Yes, the earth label I set on Xianyu is like this, the democratic plane of freedom and equality, by no means someone's word." ”
"So......" Su Yiyi very cautiously nodded at the Void Sky Spirit in the distance, "Shouldn't we vote together on the matter of taking her in?"
"Do you still need to vote?" Zhou You smiled and rubbed Wonton's head, "We're already in cahoots." ”
"It's a store manager, this idiom is really good. "Wanton seems to have already gone to the road, don't ask about thirty-seven twenty-one, just nod.
"The sense of ritual is important, the store manager. Su Yiyi said seriously, "Especially in front of newcomers, it is necessary to act as equal and democratic, right?"
"Yes, you can. Zhou You nodded appreciatively, and said with a smile, "You see, Comrade Yiyi has been messing with me for the past few days, and his consciousness has obviously improved a lot." ”
Wonton said with a smile: "Those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to ink are black." ”
After the three of them agreed on their opinions, they walked up to the Void Heavenly Spirit again, explained the democratic process to her, and then launched a decent vote, because they had already unified their opinions internally, and finally passed unanimously without surprise.
Zhou You warmly stepped forward and stretched out his right hand: "Welcome to Earth, but I must explain in advance that our requirements are very strict, and if your performance is not satisfactory, I may ask you to come back at any time." ”
Void Heavenly Spirit didn't listen to Zhou You's words at all, but his body twisted away from Zhou You's outstretched friendly hand, and his face was a little disgusted.
Zhou You frowned: "Tianling, you ...... this attitude"
"You've just touched something dirty. ”
"Yes?"
"Yes. The Void Spirit pointed at Wonton's head, "It smells." ”
"Void Heavenly Spirit!" Wonton's eyes glared, "Just your incense?"
"Hmm. ”
"Uhh
The Void Heavenly Spirit ignored her and only asked Zhou, "Eater, can I teach her a lesson?" ”
"No, no, no, of course not. Zhou You explained as he led the way to the Teleportation Stone, "On Earth, violence is not encouraged to solve problems, you can study hard, strengthen your labor skills, create more value, so as to have more say and choice, and distance yourself from the guy you hate." ”
"Understood. The Void Heaven Spirit nodded steadily, followed Zhou You towards the teleportation stone, frowned as he passed by Wonton, and then covered his nose and walked over quickly.
"Hey, are you hearty, does it smell so big?" Wonton scratched his ears and cheeks in anger, but Zhou You just said that no fights were allowed, so she had to fight back in her mouth, "Void Heavenly Spirit has such a bad personality of yours, I guarantee that you are not as good as Fat Tiger." ”
Seeing that the Void Heavenly Spirit didn't talk, Wanton chased after him again and scolded: "Just like you stinky fart, the store manager will have to fire you in two days, just look at it." ”
"That cloud player just now is the number one pervert in thousands of planes, he praised you for being a beauty, wow, it's disgusting. ”
"I have a nutrition express, you see me drink, coo dong coo dong...... Oh, how can I be so beautiful, it feels so good to be pampered. ”
In the face of all kinds of provocations, the Void Heavenly Spirit only smiled coldly: "I'm not interested in humiliating you anymore, I will learn, improve my abilities, and then replace and surpass you, and finally eliminate you to the plane that the eater said." ”
"......" Wonton trembled all over, and instantly shuddered, because she knew that unlike a mouth-cannon player like herself, the character of the Void Heavenly Spirit was to practice what she said.
I have been on Earth for so long, and although I have always been bullied by Zhou You, I am still relaxed on the whole.
However, at this time, tension and pressure fell from the sky like a waterfall and swept everything.
Wonton trembled and walked to Zhou You's side and pulled him: "Shop, store manager...... Let's say okay, let's do it together, right?"
"Right. Zhou You lowered his head and smiled.
"You won't ...... It's true...... Because she's better to use...... Only...... Let me go to the Plane of the Immortal Emperor, right?"
"Probably, no. ”
"I'm panicking with your wording, store manager......" Wonton was so anxious that he pulled Zhou You aside, "Aren't we on the same side?" ”
"Well, let's see how it goes. Zhou You smiled more gently.
Wanton was sweating profusely, wiped his forehead and said, "You can't do this, store manager, you promised me, and I voted because of this." ”
"yes. Zhou You twisted his finger and said, "However, the votes have been cast, and it depends on the mood to fulfill the promise or something." ”
As he spoke, his words changed: "And this, Wonton, instead of expecting my promise to be fulfilled, why don't you spend your energy on improving yourself?
"Well......" At this moment, Wanton has completely understood what democracy is.
"Well, all of the above is a joke for you to learn well. Zhou You suddenly raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice, "On the surface, I have to pretend to be fair, and I will help you to help her in secret, don't worry." ”
As he spoke, he squinted at the Void Sky Spirit standing in front of the teleportation stone not far away: "Immortals and demons are the same, right? I said a long time ago, there is a kind of earth that will not kill you." ”
……
Back on Earth, Su Yiyi accompanied the Void Heavenly Spirit to bathe and change clothes, and by the way, introduced the basic common sense, Zhou You and Wanton came to the office, and together with Wanton, they started the nutrition express line and began brainstorming.
And the core of the storm is precisely "how to deceive the heavenly spirit".
For her stinky fart, Zhou You and Wanton empathize, she has brought Zhou You and Wanton countless nightmares, countless words of suffering, countless humiliation and pain.
Now, it's time for the Void Spirit to double down.
Wanton was naturally 10,000 positive, and before she sat down after traveling, she hurriedly climbed onto the desk to offer advice.
"How about putting cockroaches in her bed and recording her reaction?" Wonton smirked, "Hey, hey, I like to see her panic." ”
Zhou You shook his head with a cup: "This is a prank at the level of Bai Jing, boring." ”
"That'...... In this way, put her rice bowl with Fat Tiger's, and let her eat on her stomach with Fat Tiger. Wonton rubbed his hands excitedly, "Seeing her pouting her ass lying on the ground, I was excited to think about it." ”