"Tell me, where do you want to go?"

In class, Charlotte made a request to change seats, which was strictly forbidden by the teacher.

"It's okay for me to share a table with Qiu Ya. ”

As an adult who is close to forty years old, in the face of the teacher's reprimand, Charlotte did not panic at all, her face was not red, and her heart did not beat to say this.

After saying this, Qiu Ya's face showed an expression of wanting to cry without tears, while Yuan Hua looked at Qiu Ya nervously, looking like he was sworn to defend his girlfriend.

"Are you going to study? I'm embarrassed to break you. The teacher said loudly, but the camera fell on Ma Dongmei's face, she looked angry, looking like her man was cheating.

"Then how can Yuan Hua sit with Qiu Ya?"

Charlotte is still pestering.

"Alas, can you compare with Yuan Hua......? Alas, by the way, speaking of Yuan Hua, I would like to focus on commending him, just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the first place in the district-wide essay competition, and the essay title is "My District Mayor's Father". Applause encouragement. ”

Yuan Hua suddenly showed a proud and shy look, like a well-behaved student.

Xia Luo sneered and said, "Teacher Wang, is that more than learning? ”

"You can't compare anything to other people, you just sit here honestly. Wherever you sit, you're sleeping. ”

Teacher Wang scolded.

This sentence made the people in the theater laugh.

This kind of thing is too common and too realistic, and no matter how hard you work in work and life, you can't compare to those who will be reincarnated. They robbed you of your girlfriend and your chance.

People always say that children should not lose at the starting line, so they enroll their children in various tutoring classes from an early age to increase their strengths, but they forget that parents are the starting line for children. Everyone is at the end of the line, how do you compete with others?

"Then I want to sleep somewhere else. ”

Charlotte said unconvinced.

"Charlotte!"

Teacher Wang broke out and yelled at him, saying, "Are you finished? Do you think the school is run by your family? You think you are the principal, you can sleep wherever you want?"

"Teacher Wang......"

At this moment, the headmaster walked in with a gloomy face.

"On self-study. Teacher Wang dropped this sentence and left amid the laughter of the students.

"Hahaha!"

"This sentence is really amazing!"

"It's so funny. ”

In the theater, the audience was also amused by this sentence.

After Teacher Wang left, Xia Luo took her own things, threw all her schoolbags and textbooks on the table domineeringly, glanced at Yuan Hua, and said, "You, get out of the back." ”

Yuan Hua leaned back in his chair and said, "Does Mr. Wang agree?"

Charlotte looked unruly, "If he doesn't agree, I'll beat him again." ”

Syllable!

Yuan Hua slapped the table and stood up directly, and the audience's hearts were about to hang - is my male god finally going to beat this ugly guy?

Looking forward to it!

The two of them faced each other, both with disdain and anger on their faces, and a fight was about to break out.

Qiu Ya was like a frightened little rabbit, pinching Yuan Hua's clothes with two fingers, and whispered to Yuan Hua for help: "Yuan Hua, what should I do." ”

Yuan Hua turned around, his angry face was instantly replaced by a warm smile, gently stroked Qiu Ya's little hand, and said, "Don't worry." ”

"Wow, it's so warm!"

"My male god is so handsome!"

"Don't kill Bilian!"

In the theater, the audience was boiling, and in reality, Wang Xiaobai couldn't be beaten, so let Tiange replace us and beat him in the movie.

However, in the next second, Yuan Hua looked at Xia Luo with the most unruly and disdainful face, and said the most cowardly sentence: "I will come back sooner or later!"

After saying that, he picked up his things and obediently went to the back.

……

This......

What kind of operation is this?

The audience was dumbfounded, their male god was so cowardly in the movie, and he was crushed to death by Xia Luo played by Wang Xiaobai.

After a slight pause, they burst out laughing again.

The huge contrast formed by the most ferocious expression and the most cowardly words touched everyone's laughter.

Even Chu Tiange couldn't help but laugh.

I didn't feel it when I was filming at the time, but now I watch it in the cinema and laugh a lot.

After laughing, the audience couldn't help but sigh silently in their hearts, Wang Xiaobai is going to destroy his male god.

However, what they never expected was that it was just an appetizer, and the real destruction was yet to come.

When Qiu Ya and Yuan Hua staged the sad spring and sad autumn in third-rate love on campus, with "One Cut Plum" sung by Chu Tiange himself, Chu Tiange's image of the male god was also accompanied by this movie and this song, which was cut with a knife.

But I have to say that this soundtrack matches the picture, and it is very emotional, full of laughter, and the whole movie theater is crazy with laughter.

The row where Wang Xiaobai was was all locked their eyes on Chu Tiange, and then looked at each other and smiled.

I don't know why, Chu Tiange's handsome face is like a walking laugh, which makes people want to laugh at a glance.

Chu Tiange covered his face, unable to look directly at himself on the big screen.

This movie is a good movie, this song is a good song, but why does it come together and have a wonderful chemical reaction?

Shouldn't I be acting in this movie?

Chu Tiange had strong doubts about the mistakes he made on impulse.

……

On the big screen, Charlotte came home, scared her mother who had been scared into a nervous breakdown with a very numb action, returned to her room, heard the hottest songs of this era, turned off the radio with some boredom, and then got old enough to cherish the hottest tapes of the moment.

The camera swept over one by one, and the tapes of those well-known kings and queens swept by, and he muttered while watching: "How many years has this been so popular? What about Wang Xiaobai?"

Then, with a sluggish face, he slowly straightened up, as if he had discovered a new continent with a surprised expression, as if he had fallen into his own fantasy world, and muttered: "Wow, Wang Xiaobai is not popular yet...... Chu Tiange is not on fire! I want to be on fire!"

He yelled, like crazy.

The camera cuts to the faces of Charlotte's mother and her friends who are eavesdropping, with a look of surprise and worry on their faces, their son has fallen into the devil.

Charlotte then picked up her guitar, sat down at the table, and began to play it.

"That laughter reminds me of my flowers

Quietly open for me in every corner of my life

I thought I would always be by her side

Today we are gone, in the sea of people

They're all old, where are they?

Luckily, I was able to accompany them to open up

Lala……”

With this episode, many shots of many people's lives flashed by, which also revealed Charlotte's next path - copying songs!

Seeing this, everyone is full of expectations, but Wang Xiaobai is a little quiet, others think this is just a movie, but in fact, this is the life that Wang Xiaobai is experiencing now.

I just don't know if his life will be like Charlotte, just a dream, and in the end, all he gets is empty joy?

Then, the people in the theater laughed again, Chu Tiange and Qiu Ya appeared on the rooftop, the familiar distorted picture, the familiar song, and the familiar joke - "One Cut Plum".

"Hey, is Qiu Ya here? Is Qiu Ya here? Hello everyone, I am the whereabouts of the second class of the third year, I wrote a song specially for you, and sang it to you during the lunch break. ”

Then, the music played.

"I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword

Take a look at the prosperity of the world

Young hearts are always a little frivolous

Now you call the world home

The girl who once made you feel distressed

Now it is gone

Love always makes you yearn and feel annoyed

It has left you bruised all over your body

Dilililidilililidenda”

These songs that appeared in the movie were all included in Wang Xiaobai's first album, and Wang Xiaobai's fans have listened to them countless times, but when this song was played again in the movie, everyone was inexplicably moved, quietly looking at the picture, listening to the moment of peace brought by this song.

The plot continues to extend backwards, Xia Luo's "musical talent" has gradually been revealed, becoming a well-known local singer, and the relationship with Qiu Ya is progressing rapidly, but this also makes the conflict between him and Yuan Hua intensify to the point that it cannot be resolved.

"Your name is Charlotte?"

As soon as the picture turned, Charlotte, who was dressed in a school uniform, was knocked to the ground by seven or eight thugs in society.

Charlotte struggled to stand up and wanted to run, but was kicked into the corner: "You are so rampant." ”

Charlotte said, "I tell you, don't bully me, I jump off the stairs, my head is not good." ”

"It's like somebody's brain!"

The words of the big brother on the other side were arrogant and proud, which made the movie theater laugh, damn, did people in the past mix society like this? It's not who has more money and more fists, but who is more stupid?

Xia Luo was beaten by a group of people, Ma Dongmei heroically saved the beauty, Xia Luo was afraid that she would be hurt, and deliberately scared her, Ma Dongmei didn't know the situation and refused to leave, and finally the two were beaten, and at this time, Mr. Wang rode a two-eight-bar bicycle by, riding while preparing to get off, shouting at them: "What are you doing!"

"Get out!"

“……”

Mr. Wang's bicycle didn't stop, so he made another handsome action and rode away directly.

This scene made all the audience laugh, but it was full of anger, a teacher only knows how to bully students and accept gifts from students, which is simply a shame for teachers.

Xia Luo pressed on Ma Dongmei's body and blocked all the punches and kicks for her.

At this moment, people knew that although Xia Luo disliked Ma Dongmei in various ways, her care and love for her were not discounted at all. For Qiu Ya, he is more of a regret of his youth.

Everyone was worried about this pair of hard-working mandarin ducks.

"Stop!"

At this time, Mr. Wang appeared, like a hero.

"You were told to get out just now, you got lost, didn't you?"

……

As the plot progresses, Wang Xiaobai's development path becomes more and more inventive.

He was valued by the eldest sister in the music world, invited to sing, and went to the Spring Festival Gala.

After people become famous, even their farts are fragrant, which is in the movie, Wang Xiaobai mocked reality fiercely.

The class he graduated from was sealed away by the school, and photos were posted in the corridors of the school, even in front of a group of scientists, educators, thinkers, and writers who moved the world forward.

The place where the curtains were once burned has also been sealed and protected, becoming the only celebrity who owns the "ruins" while alive, which is extremely ridiculous.

And when he was at his most beautiful, the woman who had accompanied him in his lowest ebbs of life quietly left with the distress and concern of all the audience.

He got everything he wanted, fame, money, and the woman he had dreamed of as a teenager.

He became the godfather of music, the big brother of the music world, and created a new talent model, which caused a sensation all over the world.

However, when he was at his peak, he mocked himself in reality.

"At the recording site of the good voice yesterday, something happened that surprised all the fans, let's look back at the situation at that time. ”

In the narration, the screen switches to a talent show, and Charlotte, dressed in a chicken feather suit, has the momentum of a big name, looking at the stage with a displeased face.

Maybe it was because he wore a chicken feather suit and collided with the master of ceremonies in his previous life, or maybe he was ridiculed by Yuan Hua's improvised poems, Xia Luo in this life has a soft spot for chicken feather clothes.

And people found that as the wrist got bigger, the chicken feathers in Charlotte's outfit became longer, and at this moment, he pinned two chicken feathers longer than his head on his shirt, which was particularly eye-catching.

In the movie, the voiceover continues: "This is a talent singer from Jiangcheng, because he covered Charlotte's "Xingqing", which detonated the audience. But after the performance......"

The camera cuts, a young man who looks five points similar to Wang Xiaobai himself, wearing a dress that Wang Xiaobai usually wears, performing songs on stage.

"You tamper with my lyrics casually, it's like adding to the snake! Look at the stars one by one, two, three, four connected into a line, do you think you are a greedy snake? Do you think you are handsome and can tamper with my lyrics at will? I will be angry when I see you!"

Xia Luo pointed at "Wang Xiaobai", scolded angrily, and then ignored everyone's obstruction, rushed to the stage, and beat himself directly.

"Bastard, this guy is so hard that he even beats himself!"

"Don't want Bilian, I usually say that I am handsome, but I dare to praise my stinky feet like this in the movie?"

"Is this guy laughing at himself or is he bragging?"

In the cinema, everyone muttered.

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