Chapter 599: This is really my personal variety show
A hip-hop brother's performance won bursts of applause.
"Thanks hip-hop brothers!"
Lin Ruofeng walked out and continued to preside. "What about the next performers, I believe that as long as you say four words, you will know who they are, yes, they are the shopkeepers and clerks of "Wulin Neichuan"!"
Bang Bang Bang!
There was applause from the audience, they are no strangers to the martial arts baggage shop, although there is only one work, but this work is a classic.
And now, they're even here to perform.
After Lin Ruofeng finished speaking, the red curtain slowly opened, and the layout was still the appearance of the inn of "Wulin Neibiography".
And the martial arts baggage shop is also in its true colors, and in the inn, one funny scene after another is staged, which makes the audience laugh.
Lin Ruofeng smiled: "How is it? Lin Ruofeng's personal variety show is very exciting, right?"
"Huh~!"
The audience immediately booed, what kind of variety show is this? It's all performed by other people, are they all good? You are so cheeky, why are other actors?
Lin Ruofeng said: "Okay, I know you don't believe it, the main reason is that I am physically exhausted, so I can only ask someone to perform again, don't worry, my cross talk will come out later." ”
After saying that, the audience booed again.
Jingbei Folk Art Troupe is the strongest and most famous team among all the comedy teams participating in the show, they have been in Jingbei for decades, and their heritage is absolutely unshakable.
Therefore, from the moment they came to the stage, the laughter from the audience did not stop.
Xiao Jingbei and Song Xiaobao and others performed idol dramas, and they all made people cry and laugh. In the end, Song Xiaobao activated his superpowers, snapping his fingers to make people fall to the ground, and with a wave of the air, he could slap people a few meters away.
Just after killing the people around him, Song Xiaobao suddenly made a move, facing another small stage ten meters away, raising his right hand high, making a movement to count the money, and then made a "babbling" sound in his mouth.
And Lin Ruofeng, who was sitting on the side, suddenly widened his eyes, grabbed his neck with both hands, then opened his mouth wide, and struggled to get up from his seat, as if he was lifted by Song Xiaobao's neck.
At this time, Song Xiaobao shouted at the top of his voice: "Lin Ruofeng, I'll pull your beard!"
"Poof!"
Hearing this, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
Nima!
It's so funny, does it have such a special function? Why did you rehearse before? Do you have to play the words on the spot? Do you want to be so funny?
Lin Ruofeng, who was originally pinching his neck, was stunned for a moment and muttered: "It turned out to be a beard, you didn't say it earlier!"
As soon as the words fell, Lin Ruofeng pinched his chin, with a painful look on his face, grinning his teeth.
The audience laughed like crazy!
Lin Ruofeng's acting skills are too exaggerated, and yes, Lin Ruofeng, do you have a beard?
After the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe finished the performance, the entire audience stood up and applauded them.
In the following chat, Song Xiaobao exerted his cordial ability again, interacted with the audience a few times, and instantly pulled a lot of tickets for the team.
After sending off the Jingbei Folk Art Troupe, Lin Ruofeng said proudly: "How is it?
"Huh~!"
The audience still booed for face.
A solo variety show?
How long have you been performing?
Is less than a minute good?
If this is also called a solo variety show, then wouldn't all the 500 viewers sitting here be variety shows?
Lin Ruofeng said disapprerovantly: "Okay, after the performance I worked so hard just now, I feel physically exhausted, so I have to rest, I can only find someone to come up and help me perform a sketch or something, although they are all women, but I just want to say, such a team, give me ten!"
The audience laughed, and instantly knew who Lin Ruofeng was talking about, and wasn't the Baoling team all women?
"Baoling!"
"It has to be them!"
"Hahaha, I can finally see them!"
"I'll just say, this kind of show, why can't you invite them over?"
The audience said with a smile, and sure enough, as soon as the curtain was pulled, Tang Baoer was dressed in an OL suit, with exquisite makeup and sexy long hair, black-framed glasses, black stockings, and high heels, sitting in the office with a calm face.
In this way, many men feast their eyes, this is simply the perfect goddess!
This team is the best at striking the audience with visuals. The sketch is called "Mein Kampf".
The plot is like this, Tang Baoer is the chief designer of the jewelry company.
Jia Ling is a college student who came to apply, she relied on her own hard work, broke through many obstacles, and finally won everyone's recognition and proved herself.
???? Jia Ling took the necklace she designed and handed it to Tang Baoer, Tang Baoer took out the necklace she designed and told Jia Ling what a boutique is.
???? The two women were not convinced by each other, each wearing their own necklaces, and their colleagues were also talking about it and divided into two factions.
???? Tang Bao'er stopped the others from talking, pointed in the direction of Lin Ruofeng, smiled charmingly at the audience, and asked, "Whether women are beautiful or not, shouldn't men comment on them?"
????“ Yes!" the audience laughed and heckled in unison.
???? Lin Ruofeng pointed at himself, his face was full of surprise, and he asked embarrassedly in the laughter, "It's me again?"
???? The audience laughed, and someone shouted, "You girl, hurry up!"
????“ That's it, that's such a good thing! Hurry up and choose the one you like!"
????“ Sister Jia Ling is your true love!"
"It has to be Jia Ling!"
"Can you hold it?"
"Hahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter!
???? Tang Baoer smiled, proudly gave Lin Ruofeng a flying kiss, and then hooked her fingers, and Lin Ruofeng involuntarily walked on stage.
????“ Phew~!"
???? The audience coaxed again, Tang Baoer stepped on the cat steps to greet him, deliberately reached out to stroke and play with Lin Ruofeng's bow tie, circled around him again, straightened his chest, showed the necklace around his neck, and asked, "Do you like me?"
???? Lin Ruofeng hurriedly closed his eyes, raised his hand to make a monk's chanting motion, and said with a wry smile: "Color is emptiness, color is emptiness...... Female benefactor, please let the poor monk go west......"
???? The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted arrogantly, turned around and left.
???? I saw that Jia Ling also wanted to learn to walk with cat steps, her body shape walked like Garfield, in the laughter of the audience, Lin Ruofeng was so frightened that she took two steps back: "What do you want to do?"
???? Jia Ling grabbed Lin Ruofeng's arm, held him in his arms with a strong force, held up the necklace on his chest with the other hand, and smiled charmingly: "Am I beautiful?"
???? Lin Ruofeng turned his head: "Staff, bring a basin over, I want to vomit...... Alas, don't pinch me, don't pinch me......"
???? The audience was about to go crazy with laughter, Jia Ling came back triumphantly, and after being recognized by Lin Ruofeng, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!
???? At the end of the performance of the Baoling team, all the performers stood in a row to thank the audience.
???? Lin Ruofeng applauded: "Thank you Baoling team for your wonderful performance, you helped me pick a ten-minute venue, I am very grateful." ”
???? Tang Bao'er pursed her lips and smiled: "As long as we don't steal your limelight, it's fine." ”
???? Lin Ruofeng said: "Of course not. Alas, let me ask, most of the members of Baoling are girls, right?"
???? Tang Baoer said: "In fact, there are two men, one is a driver, the other is a porter, and the two occasionally play small supporting roles." ”
???? Lin Ruofeng asked again: "Do you still recruit men?"
???? Jia Ling laughed, patted Lin Ruofeng's arm and said, "You have to be as handsome as you!"
"Roar!"
"The goddess has said it!"
"Still not responding?"
"Poof, don't forget that people have families!"
"Hahaha, forgot!"
"Lin Ruofeng, I'm still flirting with my sister, I will definitely kneel on the washboard when I go back!"
The audience is heathing again, and they are having a lot of fun!