Chapter Seventy-Two: The King's New Song
Counter-attacks are also skillful.
directly rolled up his sleeves and started scolding, which seemed too low-end.
Lin Xuan Lai Hao is also a literary and artistic youth, although his creative ability is limited, he has read a lot of books and movies, so he naturally will not take such a low way.
If you don't like to read and have no culture, you will go to the world in a word.
Lin Xuan had read a few books, so he naturally had to fight back in a way that was in line with his literary temperament.
Pale blue smoke spit out from his mouth, and Lin Xuan was smoking a cigarette while tapping the slender fingers of his other hand on the tabletop, revealing a thoughtful look.
After more than ten minutes like this, a faint smile appeared between Lin Xuan's eyebrows, and he had an idea and began to type on the keyboard.
He was going to write a story, and the name of the story would be "The New Song of the King of Singers."
Slender fingers flutter across the keyboard, and the story flows out.
"Once upon a time, there was a singer with a handsome face, and fans were deeply infatuated with him, and in order to make the singer's sales look good, fans could spend all their money for him.
The singer neither hones his singing skills nor creates seriously, but repeatedly shouts the slogan of working hard for his dream on the stage, and plays a dozen basketball every day, which fascinates the fans.
On this day, two liars came from abroad, claiming to be music producers, saying that they could produce the most beautiful songs in the world.
Not only is this kind of song very good, but it also has a strange peculiarity: only die-hard fans who really love the songs of the king of singers can hear it, and no one else can hear anything at all.
"That's really the ideal song...... "The singer was overjoyed, "I sang a song like this, and I could tell that those people were my real fans, and those people were black fans and passers-by who mixed in." ”
The singer gave the two crooks the best music equipment, paid them handsomely, and made them start making songs right away.
They went to the luxurious recording studio, sat in front of the computer, and pretended to be working, but there was no sound coming from the computer, they were just busy in front of the computer and various equipment until late at night.
"I'd love to know how the song was made. So the singer sent the head of his most loyal fan group to the recording studio.
The loyal fan came to the studio and saw two producers playing him songs that didn't exist.
"May God have mercy on me. The head of the fan group pricked up his ears, "I didn't hear anything." But he didn't dare to say it.
The two liars asked him to listen carefully, and asked him with an intoxicated face whether the melody of this song was very beautiful and whether the lyrics were very moving.
The poor head of the fan group pricked up his ears, but still didn't hear anything.
"Oh my God!" he thought, "I'm not a die-hard fan of the King of Songs, I've never doubted myself." No, I can't let anyone know that I can't hear anything!"
"Oh, it's wonderful, it's the best song I've ever heard in my life. The head of the fan group said, "What a beautiful melody, what a connotative lyrics, yes, I want to tell the singer, it's just so good." ”
"Well, we're glad to hear that. The two crooks said in unison. Then they elaborated on the lyrics and the melody, and added some rap.
The head of the fan group listened carefully so that he could recite it smoothly when he returned to the singer, and in fact he did the same.
The two crooks asked for more money, saying it was needed to make the song.
Soon after, the singer sent another loyal fan to see how the work was going. The fan's luck was no better than that of the head of the fan group: she listened and listened, but she didn't hear anything.
"What do you think of this song?" the two crooks asked.
They dance to describe the beauty of the music, but they don't actually exist.
"I can't hear anything, don't I deserve to be a fan of the singer. The fan thought, "This is so funny, I can't let anyone else know." ”
So she praised the song she hadn't heard at all, and assured that she was very pleased with the song's rich lyrics and beautiful melody.
"Yes, it's just nice. She went back and said to the singer.
Fans of the singer are talking about this wonderful new song.
The singer was eager to hear the song for himself, and he handpicked a group of loyal fans, including the two who had heard the song before.
Coming to the studio, the two crooks played a song that didn't exist at all.
"Do you listen to this melody gorgeous?" said two fans who came before him, "what a clever melody, what a domineering rap." ”
They had a look of intoxication on their faces, believing that the other fans would be able to hear it.
"What's going on?" the singer looked confused, "I can't hear anything, don't I like my own songs, this is really the most terrible thing." ”
"Oops, that's so nice. The singer said, "I like it very much." ”
The other fans who came with the singer listened and listened, but they didn't hear anything. Like the king of songs, they also said, "This song is amazing." ”
They suggested to the singer that he should hurry up and start a concert to sing a new song.
"yes, the song is gorgeous, exquisite, and unique. Everyone agreed.
There was indescribable happiness on everyone's face.
The singer's new song is online.
After listening to it, all the fans expressed their exclamation, "Wow, the melody of this song is so beautiful, the singer's singing, dancing, and rapping are simply seamless! I want to buy 10,000 new songs of the singer!"
No one dares to admit that they can't hear anything, so wouldn't they lose their identity as a diehard fan of the singer.
The singer's songs were loved by fans like never before, and they suddenly topped the sales charts.
The singer's concert was held as scheduled.
In the limelight, the singer choked up on the stage for a while, saying that it was really not easy for him to pursue his dreams, and now he finally made a song that he was satisfied with.
Fans also sobbed.
The singer began his performance, following the teachings of the two liars, with his mouth open and closed, but without making any sound, like a dying fish on the beach.
He rubbed and rubbed on the stage with cool dance moves.
The screen behind him flashed the handsome shadow of the singer playing basketball.
"It's not easy. The fans covered their mouths and cried pear blossoms with rain.
"It's so good, I've never heard such a good song. "The fans were amazed.
……
"But what the hell is he singing!" cried out a little child, pointing to the stage.
……
The sound of keyboard tapping stopped abruptly, and Lin Xuan silently read the story from the beginning, retouching some places, and showing a satisfied smile.
"Andersen is awesome. Lin Xuan was sincerely admired.
A true master is like this, he can tell a profound truth with a seemingly simple story, hundreds of years have passed, many things have changed, but human nature has not changed.
Subsequently, Lin Xuan updated Weibo and posted the story.
Lin Xuan's fans knew from the previous interaction between Lin Xuan and them on Weibo that Lin Xuan was not a good bully, and after Cai Fan posted a Weibo satirizing Lin Xuan, fans waited for Lin Xuan's counterattack.
As soon as Weibo was updated, it attracted a lot of fans.
"The singer's new song?"
When fans saw the title of the article, they were a little confused, and they didn't know what medicine Lin Xuan sold in the gourd, so they read it with doubts.
After reading the story, many people laughed and bent over with their mobile phones, and typed comments one after another, which quickly caused a storm on the Internet.