Chapter 79: Sing a gourd baby

A huge boyfriend selection conference, I didn't expect it to be the best, it was the heroine who was suspended, such an ending is unheard of, it's too bloody! It's even more bloody than a bloody TV series! Everyone looked at Shen Jiahao strangely. However, Shen Jiahao doesn't care, just look at it, anyway, I'm handsome, who am I afraid of!Shen Jiahao walked up to the fat man, "Brother, I can only help here, whether there is fate between us or not, it depends on the creation!"

"Brother Hao, it's so good, I really worship it!" the fat man excitedly put his hand on Shen Jiahao's shoulder.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Shen Jiahao hissed sideways, "Take your hand away!"

It turned out that the fat man put his hand on the injured place next to Shen Jiahao's shoulder.

"I'm sorry! I forgot to get hurt!" said the fat man embarrassedly.

"Boy, don't tell me that you're sorry, just know that my injury today is for suffering!" Shen Jiahao said bitterly.

"I know, I know! Brother Hao's glorious and majestic image is the eternal god in my heart, Brother Hao's great kindness, and I am toothless and unforgettable in the sea!" the fat man touted.

"Since Brother Hao has helped us so much, then invite us to dinner at noon. The thin man Land Rover said, the thin man has also been on the stage before, but it is the kind that goes up and down as soon as he goes up, because Du Weiwei thinks he is thin, so angry that the thin man is angry and speaks arrogantly, and scolds Du Weiwei, I think I am thin, I still dislike having no breast! So angry that Du Weiwei almost stabbed him with a flying knife.

The fat man said, "It's no problem to eat, please! But before eating, I still need Brother Hao's help." ”

"What's the matter?"

"That's the case, Brother Hao, can you help me get Du Weiwei's WeChat again!" the fat man hesitated and said cautiously, for fear that Shen Jiahao would refuse him.

But Shen Jiahao said happily: "Well, yes!"

"Really, that's so much thank you Brother Hao. The fat man immediately said excitedly, that look enchanting, very cute.

Shen Jiahao said, "Don't be busy thanking me, I only teach how to do it, whether you can get to WeChat, you have to rely on yourself!"

The fat man asked, "Brother Hao, say, what should I do?"

Shen Jiahao said, "Wait a minute, bravely walk in front of Du Weiwei, and then tell her like this, saying that I, Shen Jiahao, have actually admired her for a long time, and what I said on stage just now was all angry words, in order to resolve the misunderstanding between us, I want to add her WeChat to chat privately!

Listening to Shen Jiahao's idea, the fat man said in disbelief, "It's that simple!"

Shen Jiahao nodded, "Well, go ahead, believe me, as long as she says so, she will definitely give a WeChat signal!"

"Okay!" The fat man immediately ran towards Du Weiwei, not too suspicious of Shen Jiahao's words, after all, Shen Jiahao was the male god in his heart.

At this time, the family election meeting had ended, and the people in the audience were scattered, and Du Weiwei was also very unhappy to get off the stage, standing in the distance, looking at Shen Jiahao from a distance, her eyes were full of murderous energy! When the fat man Zhao Dahai suddenly ran in front of her, he also startled her, and she relieved

God came and said, "What are you doing?"

"Hello Du Weiwei, my name is Zhao Dahai, I am Shen Jiahao's brother, Brother Hao said that he has admired him for a long time, what he said on stage just now is angry words, don't take it seriously, he asked him to give him WeChat, he can use WeChat to apologize!"

"What did you say?" Du Weiwei asked, her eyes full of murder. !… iQiwen i7wx is better, newer and faster

Looking at the murderous aura in Du Weiwei's eyes, the fat man couldn't help but be a little scared, and he lost his confidence, and said tremblingly, "Brother Hao, you said that you want to add WeChat!"

Du Weiwei didn't listen to the fat man's words seriously, because her heart was full of anger, and she suddenly asked coldly, "It's Brother Shen Jiahao, right?"

"Uh-huh!" the fat man nodded weakly, feeling that something was wrong, and added, "I'm his roommate." ”

Hearing this, Du Weiwei had already taken out two flying knives, holding them up and saying fiercely to the fat man, "Get out!"

In the face of Du Weiwei's flying knife threat, the fat man did not roll, he was still unwilling to give up, and said stupidly, "No, Brother Hao said, I will definitely be able to get WeChat!"

"Don't you go, right?" Du Weiwei had lost his patience, and as he spoke, he had already shot two flying knives at the fat man's feet, frightening the fat man.

Whew!

A few more throwing knives flew past the fat man's ears, and the fat man screamed in fright!

"You still want my WeChat!" Du Weiwei muttered in her mouth, and her heart was even more angry! And Shen Jiahao, who was standing in the distance, saw it, but he laughed loudly, thinking, fat man, if you want to chase such a little pepper, you will suffer in the future! Then she whistled and walked outside the school with thin glasses.

In fact, from the very beginning, Shen Jiahao was playing tricks on the fat man, he Du Weiwei off, at this time, how could he still go to WeChat, but because he helped the fat man and was stabbed twice, good brother, there are difficulties, so Shen Jiahao felt that it was necessary for the fat man to experience the taste of Du Weiwei's flying knife.

The fat man chased back from the rear panting, and before he could open his mouth to complain about Shen Jiahao, he said, "Where are you going to eat?

As soon as it came to eating, the fat man came to the spirit, and seemed to forget that just now, WeChat didn't want to be chased and killed by Du Weiwei, and gasped and said, "Brothers, go to the Sichuan Restaurant, where is the crispy chicken, the stone pot fish is particularly delicious." ”

"Yo, fat man, I can't see it, I still know a lot about the food around here!" Shen Jiahao said.

"Of course, we are born and raised in Yanjing, although we are not local tyrants, but how many streets there are in Yanjing, and what is delicious on each street, we still know a little bit about it. ”

"Just a foodie!" said the thin man.

"Hahaha, it's really a foodie!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile as he looked at the fat man's round waist and thick face.

But the fat man didn't care, and said with a lot of charm, "No way, alive, who doesn't have a pursuit, some people like ticket chang, some people like gambling, some people like to flirt with girls, you can't allow me to have a soft spot for food!"

So, in front of the food, Du Weiwei didn't seem to be there

Important?" Glasses Xue Gang teased.

"Of course not, of course Du Weiwei is important, she is my biggest pursuit in this life, the meaning of life, if she is willing to be my girlfriend, I am willing to give up all my hobbies and only love her. The fat man said seriously.

"Fatty, the kid is poisoned!" Shen Jiahao said.

"It's not just poisoning, I see that the poison of the sea has penetrated deep into the internal organs, and it is possible to die of poison at any time!" said the thin man with a smile.

"Huzi, I'm embarrassed to say that I, who the fuck can't move when he sees Wang Yan, what else, if you win Wang Yan's heart, no longer a virgin, fuck, this small body, can you withstand Wang Yan's toss? Brother, I'm really worried!" the fat man said.

"Men and women love, what's there to worry about?" said the thin man disappreciatively.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of bed, my eyes will be black, and my life will be whimpered!" the fat man laughed.

"Fat man, what I said, I look down on my brother too much, look at our tough bones, although the figure is not as powerful as our brother Hao, but it is also short and concise, he has always conquered women when he got out of bed, and conquered the world when he got out of bed!"

"Yo yo yo, you've never been an old virgin, who have you conquered?" said the fat man.

"Don't you know?" said the thin man, speechless.

"Crooked, awesome!hahaha!" everyone burst into laughter.

The thin man disagreed, and sighed affectionately, "There is a way, Luohong is not a ruthless thing, how much do you know about the flowers in your dreams, right, Brother Hao!"

"How do crooked old men know, don't talk nonsense, let's eat!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.

Soon, when the four of them walked to the mouth of the alley, a young god stick who set up a stall suddenly said to Shen Jiahao, "The fate is not yesterday, the ripples are good in the dream, last year the river went east, how many flowers fell, this benevolent brother, I see that the heavenly court is full, the Yin Hall is dim, and there will be a bloody disaster today!"

Without waiting for Shen Jiahao to speak, the fat man's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "A god stick, what do you say?

"Big fat dun, go away for me, I didn't say it, I'm talking about this brother. The young god stick pointed at Shen Jiahao and said in a deep voice.

"Who is the big fat man, believe it or not, I will fight with blood and light today!" the fat man threatened with a big fist.

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang, such a busy city, why do you still want to beat people!" The young man looked calm.

"Damn, you can swagger and deceive in broad daylight, why can't I beat this liar in broad daylight!" the fat man said with a fist.

"That is, fighting, we are also eliminating harm for the people. Glasses said.

"Come on, I'm still afraid that it won't work, who said that I was swaggering and cheating, I Zhang Liang also eats with real skills when I look at fortune telling. The young man said.

"Yo, it's still Zhang Liang, why isn't it Mrs. Jiang?" said the glasses.

"This glasses brother is right, what we are doing is the work of Jiang Taigong, and those who wish to take the bait, how can I be said to be swindling. In the downward line, do not change the name, sit and do not change the surname, the surname Zhang, the name grain, the grain

Grain, we said that Zhang Liang is my ancestor, my face is the ancestral secret art, not to say that I know astronomy, I know geography, I don't say that I know five hundred years before, five hundred years after that, but I know people's faces, know people rich and noble, and cut people off the good fortune, or nine out of ten stable, in my opinion, among the four of us, there is a rich and noble person, and he has the spirit of a king, no accident, he will be a generation of overlords in the future. ”

"Who, who is the man of great rich?" asked the thin man.

"Of course not, but following this person will naturally be indispensable for prosperity and wealth. The young man said.

"I know, I'm talking about our brother Hao, not blowing, our brother Hao, it's really not an ordinary man, just take the pickle girl as an example, that's really a love saint!" said the fat man.

"What are you talking about?" Shen Jiahao was really speechless at the fat man.

"Hahaha, speaking of peach luck, I also know a little bit about it, look at the face of the fat brother, in this life, I'm afraid there is only one karma line, and it's right now, but you have to grasp it well!"

"Hey, that's really accurate, right now I'm really concerned about a woman, I can't eat and sleep, I can't sleep at night, the master has to help me take a good look, do I have this fate. The fat man said excitedly.

"Reach out and let me confirm. The young man said.

The fat man immediately stretched out the palm of his right hand.

"Male left, female right. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. The fat man immediately changed to the palm of his left hand.

"Look, this emotional line is growing, it is still shallow, you need to work hard, there is a way to plan things in people, things are done in the sky, there is no absolute, everything is possible, work hard, I think it can be done. ”

"Master, it's so powerful, help us take a look!" the thin man begged with his left hand.

"What are you doing twice! How can you believe the words of a Jianghu technique!" said Shen Jiahao, and then stared at the young god stick

"Also, I said that I was young, what should I do, I have to learn from others to pretend to be gods. ”

This young god stick, not very old, may be similar to Shen Jiahao, with a middle comb, the hair around his ears has been shaved, with wire eyes, a blue tunic, quite a few of the clothes of intellectuals during the Republic of China, and he is really a little out of place in a Taoist gown.

"The ancestral foundation cannot be lost, I have studied hard in the mountains for decades, and now I have come down to this metropolis to avoid disasters for the people of Li and benefit one party!

"I was speechless for this pretend. Okay, let's continue to benefit one party here! Fat man and thin man glasses, let's go, ignore him, let's eat. Shen Jiahao said, and as he spoke, Shen Jiahao walked forward, no longer paying attention to Zhang Liang's magic stick.

"Brother, the medicine is bitter, the words are against the ear, what I just said is from the bottom of my heart!" Zhang Liang shouted behind Shen Jiahao, and the three fat men ran to Shen Jiahao's side.

"Ma, it's also for the benefit of one party, this person can't have a problem with his head!" the fat man also said.

"That is, it is also for the people of Li to avoid disasters

Woe, this kind of crazy talk is also spoken, it seems that it is not shallow!" said the glasses.

Shen Jiahao said, "Just now, didn't the three of them still believe in him?"

The fat man said, "Hey, I was carried away by love just now, I was so eager for love, I almost fell in his way, now I think about what he said is some irrelevant nonsense, what is planned in man and what is done in heaven, what I think can be done, this is the same as not saying it! Also, that bastard, what emotional lines are growing in my hands, I don't see any lines, it's all nonsense!"

The thin man said, "Fatty, it seems to be true! I almost believed him just now!"

Shen Jiahao said, "It's good that you know, the key to feelings depends on yourself." ”

Soon, they arrived at the restaurant, sat on the side of the glass wall, and the fat man finished ordering. The price of the dish is not expensive, after the fat man ordered the famous dishes of the store, crispy chicken and stone pot fish, he also ordered some side dishes, such as lettuce, beer duck, kung pao chicken, etc., ready to have a delicious meal, forget about some unhappy things.

The area of the store is not large, but it is not small, about 200 square meters, with two floors and more than 30 tables on the first floor, all of which are full of people, and the business is very good at first glance.

And there are a lot of female customers, for example, there is a short-haired beauty sitting in front of Shen Jiahao at this moment. Whether it is a beauty or not, sometimes, a back is enough to judge.

For example, the beauty in front of Shen Jiahao at this moment, she has shoulder-length short hair, her hair is dyed burgundy, beautiful, giving people a bright visual impact, the hair behind the ears, and the hair that spreads out, constitute a beautiful layering, elegant ears, small silver earrings, fresh and sexy, so that Shen Jiahao can't help but look at it twice.

Of course, Shen Jiahao was born with a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty, in fact, he was outside the store just now, through the glass wall, Shen Jiahao saw the side face of this short-haired beauty. Just that simple side face is enough to make people interesting, definitely a temperament-type beauty, gentle and quiet, bright and moving.

"Look at it, look at it again, this little sling's eyes are going to fall off!" A young white T-shirt girl sitting opposite the short-haired beauty stared at Shen Jiahao and said.

This white T-shirt girl is also a Peugeot beauty, an oxygen-type beauty, of course, some places have not yet grown, to be further developed, and when she matures, she must also be a disaster to the country and the people.

"Brother, I didn't look at it, why are you shy!" Shen Jiahao leaned sideways, put his hand on the back of the sofa, rested his head on the back of his hand, and smiled faintly at the oxygen beauty.

“… Poor sling..."Sister Oxygen frowned, turned her head to the short-haired beauty and said, "Su Qiu, there is a perverted ear behind me who has been watching!"

"Yun Ting, don't talk nonsense, in broad daylight, everyone is here to eat, so what's the perversion. The short-haired beauty said.

"Really, Su Qiu, there's a pervert who keeps staring at it

If you don't believe it, turn around and look, he's right behind you!" said the oxygen beauty.

"Ahh

The short-haired beauty was surprised, and subconsciously used her slender and white jade hand to gently stroke her right ear, and stripped the sideburns around her ear, she turned around slowly, and then met Shen Jiahao looking at her with wide eyes, and greeted her, "Hi!"

The beauty suddenly panicked, a little embarrassed, her fair cheeks were slightly red, and then she asked Shen Jiahao softly, "Do we know each other?"

Shen Jiahao neither said that he knew nor did he not know, and after a moment of silence, he said, "We can know." ”

"Who wants to get to know you, dead pervert, I've never seen a beauty like our Su Qiu!" said oxygen beauty Li Yunting.

Glasses Xue Gang said, "Girl, how do you speak! Can you speak? What kind of pervert? Look at our brother Hao, you have to have a figure, you have to have a good look, you have to look good, you have a talent, you are suave, Yushu is in the wind, what kind of beauty has you never seen!"

The thin man echoed, "That is, our brother Hao is not only erudite, but also funny and humorous, he has always been a beautiful woman, and there are more people who like our brother Hao, and there are many people who are more beautiful than them!"

Li Yunting said, "Let's blow it, there are people who are more beautiful than us, three stinky slings!"

"Hehe, girl, we don't smell it!" Shen Jiahao winked at Li Yunting and teased.

"This sling, you don't need to smell it to know it's stinky!" Li Yunting said angrily.

"Not necessarily, maybe it's fragrant! Shen Jiahao smiled and stretched out his arm.

"That's enough, the prodigal son, he looks handsome and gentle, but he didn't expect to be so inconsistent, what is not good to learn, but to learn some ruffians and hooligans to play scoundrels!" said the short-haired beauty angrily, and opened Shen Jiahao's arm.

Shen Jiahao said: "Girl, I misunderstood, I didn't play a scoundrel, as the saying goes, everyone has a love for beauty, not to mention such a fairy with an extraordinary temperament, this beauty should be in heaven, how many times can I see it in the world!

"This beauty should be in the sky, how many times can I see it in the world! Sister Fairy! Wonderful, really wonderful! Brother Hao!" the thin man complimented.

"High, really high!" the fat man chimed in.

"Hooligans, four stinky hooligans!" Li Yunting said angrily.

was said by the fat man and the thin man, the short-haired beauty was very embarrassed, and her face was a little hot.

"Have you seen enough!" said the short-haired beauty angrily.

"Nope..."

"Look then!" the short-haired beauty turned angrily.

"Hmph, I've never seen such a shameless man!" Li Yunting said with her tongue out.

After the short-haired beauty turned around, Shen Jiahao sang.

Seen there and there

I've seen it in my dreams

How sweet a smile is

The smile is so familiar

I can't remember it for a moment

Ah, in a dream...

"Good, good... Brother Hao, this song

sang, this song should have been in the sky, how many times have I heard it in the world, it is so good, it is simply a good voice of the South China Sea. The thin man applauded.

"Really?"

At this moment, a rough male voice sounded, and a young man walked over, followed by several young brothers, and an old man in cloth. This young man is not tall, about the same size as a thin man, more than six meters tall, flat head, with obvious forehead lines on his forehead, fierce eyes, and the aura exuded by the whole person from the inside to the outside is also quite majestic, and he is Mu Siren.

"If you are so good at singing, then sing a gourd baby to help the fun!" Mu Siren sat opposite the short-haired beauty and said lightly, as if he didn't know Shen Jiahao, he glanced at the little brother next to him, and as soon as the younger brother took out a hundred yuan and put it in front of Shen Jiahao, but Shen Jiahao was not moved at all.

"Why is it too little, Ma Gobi, Lao Tzu has a good temperament today, Adin, add another hundred to him. Mu Siren lit a cigarette and said.

The little brother called Adin, and another hundred in front of Shen Jiahao, "Grass, Brother Mu let me sing, just sing, don't be embarrassed!"

"Gourd baby? I said Mu Siren, he is a lot older, and he is really childlike, if you want me to sing gourd baby, okay, call grandpa first, call grandpa, grandpa must sing to it!" Shen Jiahao walked in front of Mu Siren with two hundred yuan, and then threw it to Mu Siren.

"Haha, the boy from there who doesn't know whether to live or die,, it's crazy, friend!" Mu Siren asked the short-haired beauty with a smile.

(End of chapter)