Chapter 66 Distribution Room

After returning to the small villa, Wang Tiancheng wrote a list and asked Wang Xiaobo's brothers to purchase separately, and I was inexplicable when I saw it, so I couldn't help but ask: "Old man, are you happy today, do you want to show us a hand?"

"If you dare to eat these things, then eat them hard, and if you eat them, don't blame the old man for not reminding you?" Wang Tiancheng snorted coldly, clapped his hands, glanced at us, and said quite proudly: "Do you know what I just wrote?"

"Isn't it daylily, ginkgo seeds, and crude cottonseed oil?" I glanced at Wang Tiancheng with some puzzlement, and said strangely: "But everything has to be fresh, this season, there are a lot of cabbage, but daylily and ginkgo are only available in summer and autumn, and you can't get them if you want to eat them. ”

"If Lao Tzu eats these things, it will really be an old birthday star eating arsenic, and he will be impatient. Wang Tiancheng snorted three times, glared at me and said: "To tell you the truth, these things are all brought for Liu Laosan to eat, isn't he picking the door, then let's reduce the price and promote it, it's really not good, just say that he is pitiful and gives it away for nothing, if he grabs the opportunity to eat for free, where will he miss it, that is, two or three meals, we can clap our hands and leave." ”

"Can you die if you eat it?" I was confused for a while, and couldn't help but say: "These things are eaten normally on weekdays, we Nanjing people love to eat daylily, it is very fragrant, I have eaten a lot of ginkgo seeds, this is not a good life." ”

"That's because you didn't eat enough. Wang Tiancheng snorted twice, looked at me mockingly and said: "What do you know about this kid, let me ask you, you can eat this ginkgo to your heart's content, and also, who made the daylily at home for you?"

"Ginkgo seeds are not cheap, where can I eat them in large quantities. I shook my head and replied, "Daylily is naturally made by my family, and I am not good at cooking, if I put too much salt or less MSG, it will definitely not taste good anyway." ”

"That's right. Wang Tiancheng said triumphantly: " The truth of this eating, our ancestors have studied for thousands of years, for us Chinese, although there is nothing that cannot be eaten, but how to eat is a very particular thing, this how to eat in the knowledge is big, the same thing, you eat early or late, the taste is not very right, the same reason, if you take the boiled if the taste is fried, the taste is also very different, take this white fruit as an example, if you let go of the amount of a large meal, then wait to send it to the hospital for rescue, you eat such two or three pounds, you have to faint, and this yellow cauliflower, you eat sweet, look pleasing to the eye, but if you have not taken boiling water to scald, and then soak in water for an hour, just eat it like this, it's going to vomit you, a plate is enough for you to finish, if this is not rescued in time, it will be finished, daylily this thing, Liu Laosan where have I seen this kind of turtle, all of them are produced in the south, northerners don't love this bite at all, when the time comes, it will be at home, not directly wash and stir-fry, and the cottonseed oil, if the crude one has not been alkaline, then you have to be numb, the heartbeat is terrible, Liu Laosan has a kidney problem, eating this is to make matters worse, don't look at it is winter now, these things are rare, but there is not nothing in the supermarket, now they are all greenhouses to grow vegetables, there are many rich people, if I don't know this, I can let them run in vain？”

"Then it would be nice to do it again. The little expert listened with relish, and couldn't help but interject and said: "I remember that the old generation said that this fish and shrimp and oranges can't be eaten at the same time, I think this Liu Laosan has not been touched with meat for a long time, get some fish, shrimp and oranges to him together, and die violently after eating, which is much easier, although the old man said that although it sounds scary, but it is not as good as mine." ”

"That thing, you eat and see, unless you are hungry for a few days and nights, and you eat it to death, then there will be some trouble, otherwise, you can eat dozens of them casually and still be alive. Wang Tiancheng glanced at the little expert with disdain, and said: "You kid is good at everything, but you don't have much culture, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you are not afraid to go all over the world. ”

"It's such a truth, folklore, there are many untruths. Zhang Deli smiled, patted the shoulder of the little expert and said: "There are also people who say that geckos and vinegar are going to die together, but this is just heard, I haven't really seen one, the old man's methods are safe, there are precedents, Mr. There are things from the hospital, all of which are poisoning records, ginkgo daylily and cottonseed oil, these three things are recorded, let's do it, we have a chance." ”

"But that's not a big chance, right?" said the little expert with some doubts: "These two mouthfuls may not die immediately or simply can't move after eating, they all have a reaction process, they are not stupid, don't they find a doctor to find a doctor if they feel uncomfortable?"

"That's the beauty of our situation. Wang Tiancheng laughed and said: "This Liu Laosan is so picky, he is reluctant to spend money even on a fatal illness, not to mention that he is uncomfortable after eating, let alone if there are two doctors who don't need money at this time, will he go to the nearby Qianfoshan Hospital or find the one who doesn't need money?"

"I see, we're pretending to be a doctor this time. The little expert is not a fool, he can understand it at one point, nodded and said: "When the time comes, let's just give him two pills and let him wait at home." ”

"That's the truth, I don't believe it, these things can't eat him. ”

When Wang Xiaobo's brothers came back, it was already evening, everyone hadn't seen the excitement for a long time, and naturally didn't mention it, the next morning, everyone went out separately, selling vegetables This kind of thing Wang Xiaobo has a friendship with the scar face, so it can naturally be arranged, but don't underestimate this vegetable market, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, not to mention that we don't plan to ask for Liu Laosan's money, this is to grab business, there is no scar face cover, that is nine times out of ten to start the dispute, although it is not a big deal, but if people notice and scare Liu Laosan away, it is not good, as for me and Wang Tiancheng, one because of the good face, the other because of the age, looks quite like an experienced old doctor, so I put on a white coat, took a leaflet in the Huimin community and walked around, saying that it was the doctor of Qianfoshan Hospital who was in the Huimin community for free clinics, saying that it was a walk, in fact, this was the basement shopping, found the room where Liu Laosan lived, and left a mobile phone number for them to call if they had something to do, speaking of which, I have to talk about Liu Laosan.

"It doesn't look that vicious. After going out, I saw that there was no one left and right, so I whispered to the old man Wang Tiancheng: "Shanshan said this guy so viciously, I also said that he is a gloomy guy, but he looks like a normal bald head, a little sick and weak, but there is no ruthlessness in the killing and decisiveness of the gangsters, it is really a little disappointing, I just knocked on the door before I felt up and down, for fear that this guy's eyesight would see that something was wrong, but when he opened the door, he didn't feel any different." ”

"It's so sick that even Yue Wumu can't get up. Wang Tiancheng laughed and said: "Let's hurry up, look at him at home alone, my mother-in-law must be buying vegetables on the street, waiting for the things we sent to get back, they have to eat and drink, we are oil and vegetables, cheap to death, we have to eat and drink? ”

However, the progress of the matter was beyond our expectations, what we originally wanted was to wait for Liu Laosan to give him two sleeping pills when he called, so that he could sleep well, so that if he fell asleep, it would be hopeless, but Wang Tiancheng and I sat in the small teahouse outside until two o'clock in the afternoon, and the phone never rang, Wang Tiancheng couldn't hold it back, so he called Wang Xiaobo and asked, "Are you sure that your brothers sold vegetables and oil to that mother-in-law today?"

"That's right, it's almost for nothing. The woman was picking up rotten vegetable leaves on the side, and the brothers pretended to be unbearable, clapped their hands and threw them away. Wang Xiaobo was also quite depressed on the phone, only to hear him say: "I watched her take it back, why is there no news now, we were still worried about your accident just now." ”

"Damn, Lao Tzu still underestimates this guy!" Wang Tiancheng was stunned for a moment, slapped the table angrily, and said hatefully: "How can there be a pie falling from the sky, I only said that this Liu Laosan only knows how to pick up the cheap, but I forgot that this bastard has been confused until now, none of them are stupid, let's give it away for nothing, he knows that there is a problem, no, we have to go and see, nine times out of ten, he hasn't touched these things at all!"

The result of the look is naturally a big disappointment, we are a few steps away from the Huimin community, and we arrived at the basement in a few minutes, Wang Tiancheng didn't play anything false, he kicked the broken door open, and said with a gloomy face: "It's not good, damn it, run away for him, it's really fucking slamming the door, except for the things we sent, the pots and spoons have been taken away, and now it's going to be troublesome!"

"Or, let's go back and let Wang Xiaobo and them look for it, after all, they have been mixed up for so many years, and the local snake always knows some, and it may not be impossible to find the two of them in a city-wide search, how can those with pots and spoons run far?" I saw that Wang Tiancheng was a little uncomfortable in a hurry, so I couldn't help but come up with such an idea.

"No, you can't let Shanshan know about this. Wang Tiancheng sighed, and said with some annoyance: "Damn, I am also proud of the spring breeze recently, too careless, just his mother didn't expect that this Liu Laosan is not a vegetarian, you are right, they are carrying things, they can't run far, we are staring at the teahouse near here, and I didn't see such two people coming out of the gate of Huimin Community, I see that Liu Laosan is weak, and he can't go with things, he must have two together, let's go find it now." ”

"But what can you do if you find it?" I spread my hands blankly and said: "We have shown our faces, can they still wait for us to pass when they see us? We are all playing yin with one mouth, is it true that as Wang Xiaobo said, rush up and stab with a knife, if so, what are we going to do, now such a big family, catching one is a string, this risk, we can't afford to take it!"

"Let's go out first. Wang Tiancheng shook his head, quite depressed and didn't seem to want to say more, in desperation, I had to follow him out of the basement, but as soon as he went out, the depression on Wang Tiancheng's face was clear, and he sneered: "I want to play empty city with grandpa, it's too tender." ”

"Empty city?" I was stunned, and then I understood, speaking of which, although we are sitting in the small teahouse, but the two people and four eyes are always staring at the Huimin community, here we have to talk about the topography of the Huimin community, this community is two six-story buildings, holding a high wall in a circle, there is a gate outside is the only access to the place, we look carefully, we have never seen this Liu Laosan like people come out, even if he knows how to disguise, dress up and dress up can not escape Wang Tiancheng's eyes, you must know that this old guy is knowledgeable, even if he is not easy to change Qiao makeup, we have not seen such a person, and the people who come and go are normal people, There is no big hat wrapped in a scarf, this kind of thing is not popular in Jinan at all, not only Jinan, in Shandong such a big circle walked down, we didn't see a few, Shandong people are very strong, are bare heads to come out, if Liu Laosan deliberately dressed like this, then we would have seen it a long time ago, so, now the only possibility is that this Liu Laosan is still in this Huimin community, but hiding, but this Huimin community is not big, but there are so many people in two buildings, where do we go to find it?

"Don't think about it, it's in the little door of the power distribution room. Wang Tiancheng snorted coldly: "I thought that Lao Tzu was old and his brain was not bright, so he made a running appearance, and packed up the pots and spoons, thinking about confusing us to find big bags and small bags, but he forgot that this person has a smell on his body, he takes medicine every day, and Lao Tzu smelled it when we passed in the morning, and it was in the power distribution room opposite his room, there was this smell." Even if he hides inside, it's really embarrassing for him, he can squeeze into such a small house!"

"His wife isn't in there?" I was stunned, and then realized a problem, although the power distribution room has a room name, but speaking of which, it is a small iron box, this thing is like the small box of the discharge meter in the residential building, but it is one size bigger, one meter six or so high, inside are meter wires, an iron door is covered, usually locked, there are high voltage careful words, the old community of the power distribution room door lock is not normal, but according to our understanding, Liu Laosan is staying with his wife, and the house is still throwing the ginkgo daylily and cottonseed oil we got, which means that his wife has come back, but the power distribution room is such a small place, how could it be possible to hide from two people?

"Have you seen his wife?" Old man Wang Tiancheng laughed, and when he saw me shaking his head, he pointed to his nose and said: " I haven't seen it either, when she came back from shopping for vegetables, we were afraid that we would not meet well, so we hid upstairs, waiting for the few outside to send a signal to come out, since I haven't seen it, then even if she walks in front of us, we can't recognize it, if I do, I will let this woman go first, the first is maybe you can lead the opponent away, the second is that it is more convenient to run away by yourself, what is it with a woman, don't be surprised, Liu Laosan's wife, said that it is a wife, not his concubine, Su Shanshan has long said that Liu Laosan has never had a wife, and a woman said that it is not the wife he is looking for, since it is not a wife, It's not a pity that it's gone, but it also saves us things, after all, this woman has nothing to do with us. ”

"So what now?" I nodded and said, "Even if he is in the power distribution room, we can't move him, besides, if he comes out now, let's go in and meet face to face, can we really pounce on him and make him fail, I'm not good at this kind of thing?"

"Look at me. Wang Tiancheng smiled and said: "Don't worry, this Liu Laosan is smart, but smart people are a little suspicious, if it is me, if I look at the opponent and leave, I don't dare to come out immediately, I am always worried about what to do if the opponent turns back, and now I must still be hiding inside, hehe, what a guts, I dare to go into a place like the power distribution room, are I not afraid of being electrocuted?"

Just do it, after Mr. Wang Tiancheng finished saying these words, he gave me a look, and motioned me to bring the line, which is naturally our scarf, hat and sunglasses, as for the white coat, that is to go into the basement when wearing, this is so conspicuous in broad daylight, who will always wear it, earlier we took off when we finished doing things out of the basement, and now we are wearing the most common black leather clothes, after the package, we went down to the basement, and looked at the room where Liu Laosan lived, sure enough, it was still the same, Wang Tiancheng sneered, and walked in directly, felt a basin, unscrewed the tap water and poured a basin, and then turned around, said to the door of the power distribution room: "Liu Laosan, you are smart, but that's it, that's the end of it, down there, don't say the wrong enemy, I'm your grandfather!"

As soon as Wang Tiancheng said this, the door of the power distribution room clicked open, Liu Laosan stared at his eyes and copied a kitchen knife in his hand, as if he was going to fight hard, but Wang Tiancheng didn't care about this, he directly poured the water over, obediently, this is a high-voltage power distribution room, I just listened to a thunderclap, and then, it was a smell of cooked meat, and in the blink of an eye, Liu Laosan was already lying on the ground and convulsed.