Chapter 433: Zhong Keyu's Heroic Past
Liang Shuang cleared his throat, pinched Zhong Keyu's arm twice, and said happily: "I heard Gao Shuang say that you fought a group of heroic deeds, and I have always been skeptical, so I specially asked for leave to go to your school to ask if you are true, but Zhong Xiaojie said that you were hospitalized in a car accident, at first I didn't believe it, and I couldn't get through to call you, so I had to force him to take me to the hospital to find you, but I didn't expect it to be true." ”
"You won't be so happy to see me hospitalized...... right" Zhong Keyu said helplessly, Liang Shuang's small action of pinching his arm he had long been accustomed to, but why did this sound so awkward.
"How can you live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I am happy because you did not hide from me. Liang Shuang sat on the hospital bed and said angrily while playing with Zhong Keyu's arm, this muscle is not particularly developed, and it doesn't seem to be much thicker than when he was in junior high school, how can he fight a group.
I wanted to hide from you, but I couldn't hide from you once, so I had to accept my fate. Zhong Keyu smacked his tongue in his heart.
He has long been accustomed to Liang Shuang fiddling with his arm, as early as when he was in junior high school, someone teased him all day long regardless of gender and said, "Come on, chick, show your biceps to uncle", like a neurotic, but he thought he was very humorous. Today, too.
In his opinion, it is a neurosis, but in Liang Shuang's opinion, it is quite a sense of achievement, and all this is thanks to her perseverance in moving mountains, and she is proud when she thinks about it.
She touched Zhong Keyu's clothes a little wet, and joked: "Zhong Keyu, you won't be wetting the bed, right?" After speaking, she threw his arm out with pretended disgust, "Huh......"
Zhong Keyu was in no mood to pay attention to her, but if she ignored it, she was afraid that she would misunderstand that she was acquiescing, so she had to speak: "Eldest sister, this is all thanks to your old man, didn't you find that the quilt was wet when you covered the quilt for me?"
Liang Shuang lifted the quilt suspiciously, it's really hey, there is no joke this year...... Wait, how would he know that he had covered him with a quilt when he was asleep, and this guy would dare to lie to me.
Liang Shuang deliberately said in a very bewitching voice: "Zhong Baobao, have you done anything to be sorry for me......? Hmph, you know the consequences......"
Zhong Keyu got goosebumps all over her body when she heard her weird voice, and suddenly felt that the entire ward had become gloomy, could it be that she found out when Pang Sijia kissed herself before...... No, if she really bumps into her, she can't rush up and beat herself to death according to her little temper, how can she endure it until now.
"No, what can I do to be sorry for you, the only thing I can do since I was hospitalized... It is... Well... Lying in a hospital bed......"
Banban, who had never seen Zhong Keyu so deflated, lay at the door and laughed at the pig's cry, and his body began to twitch, attracting the attention of past doctors, nurses and patients' families. He was facing away from them, so naturally he couldn't feel everyone's mood of looking at him like a fool, but Zhong Xiaojie was different, he was standing behind Banban and was facing everyone, he could feel that everyone's hearts must be thinking, "Look, where did these two stupid X's come from", so he turned around and turned around, "Brother Banban, let's stop eavesdropping, let's go quickly." ”
"Wait, wait. After saying that, there was another pig cry, and the whole person was about to stick to the door.
"What are you doing on the door? The sudden sound behind him made Zhong Xiaojie's legs tremble, could it be that the patient's family couldn't stand the pig bark, so they were ready to drive them out of the hospital.
"Yo, big ...... Sister Fairy, you're back. ”
When Ban Ban Xunsheng turned around, he first smiled warmly, and then hurriedly closed it before the word "eldest sister" exited, and then his little head ran at high speed regardless of the load, remembering that Zhong Keyu seemed to shout her "fairy sister" when she was mad in the ward just now, so a sweet "fairy sister" came out of her mouth.
The whole process is smooth and perfect. Of course, this is just his own beautiful reverie, in fact, the fairy sister didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, what she was curious about was what he was listening to at the door.
As soon as Zhong Xiaojie heard Ban Ban shouting "Sister Fairy", he knew that he was an acquaintance, so he no longer felt embarrassed by what he had overheard before, and grinned with the corners of his mouth.
"Well, you're back, what are you doing on the door, thinking you're a gecko or a pigman?" said the fairy sister with a smile, but there was a good intention hidden under the seemingly gentle and lovely appearance.
"Aha, my sister is so humorous...... Ban Ban said happily.
His laughter almost didn't make the fairy sister angry...... I only hate myself for reading less, and I can't find anything beautiful to say about it, and the most annoying thing is that I haven't heard it from the other party, is it because she didn't get home because of her hurtful kung fu or this little guy is too stupid to hear the words, why can't he hear that "Pig Man" is ironic that he is a pig!!
“…… We are hesitating whether to get in or not, not eavesdropping. Banban explained that there were no silver three hundred taels here, and he secretly scolded Zhong Xiaojie in his heart for this solid wood, and he didn't know how to give him a wake-up call when someone came later.
The fairy sister saw that he was lying, and deliberately dismantled his platform and said, "Come in, why don't you go in, my sister's anger has completely disappeared, and I won't be angry with you anymore." After saying that, he pushed the door open Banban, the guy who was in the way, and entered.
Banban grabbed Zhong Xiaojie's wrist the moment she pushed the door and started running, and didn't stop until the elevator entrance. While he was panting, Zhong Xiaojie returned to him all the words he said before, "Brother Banban, can you let go of my hand, if you let Yiyi or Sister Meijia see it, you won't be killed." ”
"Go coolly, why are you more and more like your brother now, you start choking people before you say three sentences, you belong to a hedgehog, catch whoever you stab. ”
Zhong Xiaojie thought that he had repeatedly ridiculed Zhong Keyu as a soft egg before, and he would be scared by a girl to hide in Tibet, and today he decided to correct his brother's name.
"Your embarrassed appearance now is exactly the same as my brother's appearance of running away when he saw Liang Shuang, so don't say that my brother is a soft egg in the future. Then he gave Banban a very disdainful expression.
"The same P, I'm afraid that your brother will know that we are eavesdropping outside the door, which is the same as his grandson who ran away when he saw Liang Shuang!"
Hearing him say this, Zhong Xiaojie was anxious and clenched his fists, "If you insult my brother again with such words in the future, don't blame me for being rude, no one in this world can laugh at my brother! Especially in front of me." ”
It's the first time I've seen Zhong Xiaojie lose his temper after knowing Banban for so long, no matter how the previous Banban bullied, he wouldn't be angry, it turned out that his bottom line was his brother......
Ban Ban realized that his previous words were indeed a bit excessive, but he couldn't get off the stage, so he had to scratch the back of his head in embarrassment, and said: "Xiaojie, don't get excited, I didn't say that your brother is like a grandson, I just described that scene, I am not good at linguistics, so I said dirty words in a hurry, I promise not to say it in the future." The last sentence was sworn by.
Seeing that his apology was quite sincere, Zhong Xiaojie didn't care anymore, those who don't know have always been innocent, if he knew his brother's past experiences, he shouldn't be in the mood to say such cool things.
"Just sit here and rest, don't go to see the third uncle, he needs to recuperate. After Zhong Xiaojie finished speaking, he sat on the bench and began to fiddle with his mobile phone, with no intention of continuing to take care of the class.
Banban thought he was angry, so he also began to be angry and didn't speak, but later found that Zhong Xiaojie was much more stubborn than himself, and he was not his opponent at all, especially when he heard the sound of giggling from his mobile phone, it seemed that he didn't mean to be angry at all. So Ban Ban said in advance: "Xiaojie, why are you two so afraid of Liang Shuang, is there any handle in her hands." ”
"Nope. ”
Only this sentence, Zhong Xiaojie disappeared.
Banban saw that his face was still giggling when he replied, and knew that he was not angry, so he simply put his hand on his shoulder as usual and began to play a routine.
"Jay, if you tell me why, in exchange I can tell you what Yiyi likes the most and what he doesn't like the most. ”
Zhong Xiaojie put down his mobile phone and stared at Banban with shining eyes, Banban's move was simply a charcoal in the snow for Zhong Xiaojie, Zhang Yiyi was about to celebrate his birthday, he was worried that he didn't know what birthday gift to give her, if he knew what she liked the most, he would definitely give her a big surprise. He had tried to figure out what she liked the most, but it was too difficult, he was not picky when eating, and when he bought clothes, it was completely dependent on his mood, and there was no pattern to follow.
Ban Ban looked at his hungry little eyes, and after the routine was played, he began to play a little trick that wanted to catch and indulge, he took back the hand on Zhong Xiaojie's shoulder, and said solemnly: "Of course, if you are not satisfied with the conditions I proposed, then forget it, I am not particularly interested in the problem just now." ”
"Deal. Zhong Xiaojie said categorically, anyway, he knows what to say and what not to say, just give it to him casually.
"Hurry up, hurry up. After getting Zhong Xiaojie's affirmative answer, Banban's fox tail could no longer be hidden, and he was close to Zhong Xiaojie, almost mouth-to-mouth.
"Brother Banban, you have premeditated it. Zhong Xiaojie suddenly said with a sense of enlightenment, and pushed Banban back with his hand.
"Do you want to regret it? There is no regret medicine in this world. "Banban is like eating Zhong Xiaojie, he is a profiteer, the kind that is especially beaten up.
"I'll just keep this safe distance, and you have to promise not to tell my brother. ”
"Okay, okay, I promise, you can say it quickly. After saying that, Banban came over again.
"Go back! I'll be here in a moment, and she'll see me so close to you, maybe she'll be mistaken for liking men. Zhong Xiaojie said angrily. This class is like a leper dog, sticking it to his body at every turn, which makes Zhong Xiaojie very upset, although he also has patience, but it is far less than Zhong Keyu, so he can't bear it.
"OKOK, you can talk about it. ”
"The reason I'm afraid of Liang Shuang is because she always talks about Gao Shuang, that is, my ex-girlfriend, you may not have much impression of her......"
Zhong Xiaojie couldn't listen to the class as soon as he first started to lecture, how could he not be impressed by her, she is also a student of the first middle school, and she has also come to the second class to provoke many times, "Can you pause, I'm not interested in your part, just say why Zhong Keyu is afraid of her." ”
"Don't listen to the pull...... Why my brother is so afraid of her, in fact, I don't know the specific reason. Zhong Xiaojie said.
"Zhong Xiaojie, are you kidding me? I won't let you say why you're afraid of her, you don't even say why your brother is afraid of her, how can such a big child be so careful......" Ban Ban sarcastically said.
"I didn't lie to you, you don't know how good the relationship between Liang Shuang and my brother was in junior high school, better than the relationship between me and my brother. My brother has a habit of cleanliness and never lets others touch his water cup, even I can't, but Liang Shuang in junior high school can, not only touched but she also used his water cup to drink, I thought my brother would throw away the water cup directly, but he still used it correctly, and I was angry at the time!
"Then why don't you do it, and leave her to harm your brother today...... Is it that your brother is confused by beauty, so he turns against your brother, which causes you to be unable to do it. ”
Zhong Xiaojie shook his head, "No, she was the class leader at the time, and there were groups of minions around her, plus the head teacher and the teaching director paid special attention to her, so she can be regarded as a popular figure." ”
"Wait, wait...... Shouldn't your brother be better than her? Listen to you as if your brother is also her little minion. ”
"No, my brother was relatively low-key at the time, and he was more rebellious, our homeroom teacher was a Chinese teacher, so every time he wrote an essay, he was scribbled, and his grades were naturally not as high as hers. ”
"Wait, wait...... I don't understand, why your homeroom teacher is a Chinese teacher, he has to write scribbles when he writes, can you please be logical when you speak, my comprehension ability is very poor. Ban Ban spread his hands and said helplessly, he had not experienced that time, Zhong Xiaojie said something like this, he understood that it was quite difficult.
"Because our homeroom teacher was always in charge of some trivial things, so my brother was very annoyed with her, such as the boy who had to wear a school uniform at school had to cut his hair short, and the relationship between the two of them fell into a dead loop. ”
"It turns out that your brother's total score has been lagging behind by his Chinese scores, and he has been in junior high school since junior high school, so it's no wonder that now his essay can only make up enough 400 words for every exam. However, he has a special relationship with the Chinese teacher, and after going to high school, the head teacher still teaches Chinese, what a bad fate!" Ban Ban said with a sigh, if he is not biased, then Zhong Keyu is simply a peerless genius, a top two.
(End of chapter)