Chapter 521: The Miraculous Captain of the Golden Touch
When Liu Kai was lying on the bed, he was bored and chatted with Erlong about the more boring TV series on TV, and finally the two of them inadvertently saw the young man who was smirking while watching the TV.
Liu Kai thought for a while, then asked with a smile, "Brother, what are you doing?"
After hearing Liu Kai's words, the young man immediately stopped laughing, jumped down directly from the top bunk and said, "I'm not a brother of what's the matter, what's wrong?"
"Don't be so restrained, it's just the three of us here, you relax! We'll talk to you!" Erlong said with a smile.
The young man thought for a moment and said, "Actually, I stole something to come in!"
Liu Kai and Erlong glanced at each other and looked at the young man again, and then Liu Kai asked, "You play two-finger Zen? Then why didn't you get beaten or anything?"
The young man sighed and said, "Big brother, I'm not a two-finger Zen, I'm Captain Touching Gold!"
"What's the matter?" Liu Kai asked with a mouthful of water and a cough.
"He said he was touching the golden captain, tomb robbery notes, ghost blowing the lamp?" Erlong also said stunned.
Then the young man sat down embarrassedly and slowly began to tell his story.
The young man's original name was Shahai, the sand of the sand, the sea of the sea! He grew up with his grandfather since he was a child, living in the small towns around City C, Shahai has never seen his parents since he was a child, and his grandfather is an honest old man, anyway, since Shahai remembers, he has followed his grandfather for his life, Shahai has not gone to school, but Shahai's knowledge is really not small, Liu Kai, who has always claimed to be the last cultural person in society, has a different look at the knowledge in the stomach of this young man after chatting with Shahai many times.
Sha Hai said that this is all due to his grandfather, the kind old man, Sha Hai's grandfather always showed Sha Hai a lot of ancient books, as well as some obscure books in traditional characters, even if so many years have passed now, Sha Hai can still recite a lot of jokes that others can't understand.
When Sha Hai was fourteen years old, his grandfather took himself and said that he was going out to run errands, and the two of them took the car to where Sha Hai didn't know, anyway, his grandfather disappeared without paying attention to Sha Hai, and Sha Hai, who was already half a young man at that time, was directly left by his grandfather in a cemetery that he didn't know, or eerie.
Shahai even cried and shouted that he couldn't get out, this piece was not so much a cemetery, but a place of mass graves, and finally Shahai was tired of crying, and after shouting tired, he fell asleep under a big tree in a daze.
When Shahai woke up, Grandpa sat in front of Shahai with a lot of food and a smile and asked him if he was afraid.
So Shahai said happily, "I'm not afraid!"
After Grandpa said that he was good, he accompanied Shahai and began to eat, and after eating, he began to take Shahai to other places, saying that Shahai was finally a person who could inherit his mantle.
In the years when Shahai was ignorant, he followed his grandfather, who seemed to be in his last years, to travel all over the country, what deserts, primeval forests, what underwater, snow-capped mountains, just like the most popular tomb robbery books at that time, the same experience happened to Shahai and his grandfather.
But Sha Hai wondered that he hadn't dug up any real necropolis for so many years, let alone seen anything magical, but he had flipped through the various modern people's purposes, and found more gold and silver jewelry, and there were no artifacts at all.
Later, grandpa gradually lost his health, and when he was dying, he took out a bag of sturdy books and handed them to Sha Hai's hands, and then said that this is the most precious secret book of their family, which is more precious than those that Sha Hai has seen before, and hopes that Sha Hai will continue to fulfill his last wish and revitalize and develop the faction of Captain Jin.
Then Grandpa rolled his eyes and drove directly to the west, and Shahai really became an orphan like a lonely ghost, Shahai felt that it was a pity that even if Grandpa was gone, he didn't know any news about his parents, and finally Shahai found a place with good feng shui to bury his grandfather in a wilderness, and finally Shahai left Grandpa's cemetery with the secret book that Grandpa handed over to him on his deathbed.
Shahai has never had any other skills, but since he started the inverted bucket with his grandfather, Shahai's physical fitness and survivability are particularly strong, and Shahai's most powerful thing is to ask people about some news, very handy, relying on his cleverness, Shahai himself did all the work that all the branches in the inverted bucket should do, and grandpa was more smoking a big cigarette pouch on the side and happily watching Shahai's stomach upside down.
After Shahai said this in a simple but detailed way, his eyes were a little moist and he didn't continue.
Liu Kai and Erlong didn't look like they were joking when they looked at Shahai, so they were quite sympathetic to Shahai, and what was even more embarrassing was that they didn't expect that there was really a business of touching Captain Jin in this world, and the two of them had a good impression of Shahai to a higher level.
"Then why did you get caught?" Erlong was addicted to hearing this at this time, so he took out a cigarette and lit Shahai, and then asked Shahai inquiringly.
"Painful! painful memories, brother!" Shahai wiped his eyes and sighed, then smoked silently for a while, and then opened his mouth to continue telling his story.
In fact, Shahai's grandfather's ultimate goal is the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang and find the elixir of immortality, and according to Grandpa, he watched the sky at night and found that the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang found in Xi'an is a clothed mound, and the real Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang has long changed its location with the transformation of the underground dragon vein.
Shahai struggled because he couldn't understand his grandfather's set of kung fu after studying it, and finally decided to open his grandfather's mysterious secret book.
When Shahai said this, he paused again, his eyes rolled up and down, and tears of pain flowed down.
"Damn, are you going crazy, the cheats are too powerful?" Erlong asked, looking at the painful Shahai.
"Don't say it! Don't say it!" Shahai said as he painedly grabbed his not too long hair.
"What's going on? What's going on? Xiaohai, Xiaohai?" Liu Kai hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Shahai's arm, wanting to stop the painful Shahai from hurting himself.
"Let me be quiet, be quiet!" Shahai broke free of Liu Kai's hands and ran directly into the toilet, and then frantically and painfully slammed his head into the urinal with his own head.
Liu Kai turned his head to look at Erlong, hated iron and steel, and said, "Look at you, ask people about sadness, right?
"I don't know why it's like this, rub!" Erlong said embarrassedly, and then prepared to go in and drag the sea of sand.
As a result, before Erlong entered, Sha Hai turned around and walked out in a daze, and then continued to kneel on the ground with tears in his eyes, shouting, "Who the fuck is the tomb robbery note, the first half of which is bound together with the ghost blowing the lamp and the second half of it for my grandfather?
Listening to Sha Hai's headless words, Erlong and Liu Kai glanced at each other in confusion, then looked at Sha Hai again and asked in unison, "What do you mean?"
Shahai said with a snort, "My grandfather, the cheats book given to me is the first half of the tomb robbery notes of the horse and the second half of the ghost blowing the lamp, and there is a piece of stuff in it!"
"Ahh
Liu Kai lit a cigarette leisurely and said, "It can't be a map or something, if it was, your grandfather would have told you a long time ago, it's a mental photo of a horse, right?"
"Ahhh
"Look at you, how bad you are, what are you doing with the truth?" Erlong also said to Liu Kai with a complaint.
"The facts of this thing are the facts..."Liu Kai said helplessly while smoking, but before he could finish speaking, there was a "bang" from the toilet.
Then Liu Kai and Erlong found that Shahai had knocked themselves out.
After Shahai woke up the next day, he found himself lying on the lower bunk with a splitting headache, and Liu Kai and Erlong were watching TV with a smile, and there were a lot of delicious things on the table next to him, Shahai sat up embarrassedly, and then shouted timidly, "Brother, I'm out of shape!"
"Ahhh
After hearing Liu Kai's words, Sha Hai suddenly bit his lip, turned around and ran to the toilet like an insulted big girl.
"Oops... You wait for Xiaohai!" Erlong's hand quickly rushed over and grabbed the child and said, "Eat, Brother Kai is joking with you, that urinal is really broken, we have to trouble!"
Shahai sat down embarrassed and ate silently.
Then Erlong smiled with satisfaction and said, "Hey, did you say that when you were a child, did your grandfather drink too much or just get sick and take it away for you, and then you want to fight upside down?
Shahai still had braised pork stuffed in his mouth, and looked up at Erlong in a daze, and then the chopsticks fell directly to the ground with a "snap", and Shahai was about to rush into the toilet again.
"Okay, okay! Don't make trouble, don't tease!" Liu Kai couldn't help but smile and held down Shahai and said.
"Then how the hell did you get in?" Erlong also asked at Shahai with a wicked smile.
Shahai calmed down for a while, in fact, it was better to swallow all the meat in his mouth, and then he said, "I don't have any other skills, I'm hungry, and when I enter Chaoyang Ditch, I dig the grave inside!"
"!" Erlong was stunned!
"Male's Gobi, the inverted captain who touched the gold, and the cemetery of the Chaoyanggou crematorium in anger?" Liu Kai also asked Xiao Hai incredulously.