Chapter 5 Little children
This inspection is not an excessive request, even if it is an underground casino that has been rectified by the gangsters, the player has doubts, and people have to be polite and polite, after all, open the door to do business, you can be polite or polite, not to mention that even if you play tricks, you are extremely careful not to be so easy to expose, if not, then what casino do you open? Of course, if you really wear a gang, then it will be a different matter, so the yellow-faced eldest sister hesitated for a moment, and had to reluctantly glance at the billiard ball again, and felt that there should be no problem with her little trick, so she nodded, and reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said: "Little brother, if you want to check it, check it, eldest sister, this is not cheating." ”
"The eldest sister has spoken, then I will not be a villain in vain. Zhang Deli snorted, although he said politely, but he still picked up the one-dollar steel hammer and looked at it, except for Ma Chengkong, but no one really saw Zhang Deli pinching the steel hammer The two fingers were stained with saliva, this is a small action he did when he leaned down to play just now, although it is not appropriate, it is a vice, but it really makes Ma Chengkong disgusted for a while, and secretly said that this hand is really dirty.
"Alright, no big deal. After Zhang Deli pretended to inspect it, he put it back with the steel hammer between his two fingers, and smiled at the yellow-faced eldest sister: "Eldest sister, it's your turn!"
"Okay, then I'll go one. The yellow-faced eldest sister glanced at the billiards first, and saw that the steel hammer was not biased and was in the middle of the billiards, so she breathed a sigh of relief and leaned over to hit the ball, but the moment the billiards flew out, her face finally turned pale, for no other reason, the original nine out of ten, the familiar trick actually failed, the steel hammer flew to the side with the billiards, there is still a distance from the circle, this miss is five hundred yuan!
"Thank you!"
Zhang Deli laughed, picked up the five hundred yuan, pulled the horse into the air and was about to leave, but the yellow-faced eldest sister lost five hundred yuan, where is it so easy to let the two go, killing pigs howled, in a blink of an eye, there were two thirteen or fourteen-year-old hairy children dangling out of the side of the room with sticks, and they dared to shout with bare arms: "Which one who doesn't open his eyes dares to make trouble from Brother Yanzi's territory, and he doesn't want to live?"
"Looking for death!" If you want to say that there are many people here, Zhang Deli must have run away a long time ago, but just such two hairy children, he really didn't look at them in his eyes, his eyes glared, and then he pulled Ma Chengkong out, and shouted fiercely at the two hairy children: "If you shout nonsense, chop up your eggs!"
"Who's going to chop up the eggs!" But then this sound came, Zhang Deli couldn't be fierce, don't look at Ma Chengkong's big height, it is said that he is also very skilled, but it is not a material for ten thousand enemies, at this moment more than a dozen big and small hairy children came out of the alley, all holding knives in their hands, and the fierce look on their faces really scared Zhang Deli not lightly, if he has not mixed with the society, he sees this kind of hairy child with a blade in his hand, then nine times out of ten he is going to laugh twice, rush up and knock over one first, let him lose his big teeth, and then yell at the rest, play a beautiful chicken killing monkey, and retreat the enemy with a drink, however, this is also a movie I have watched too much, it is too romantic!
What are you most afraid of on the rivers and lakes, in the novel, it is said that the rivers and lakes are most afraid of monks, Taoist priests, nuns, beggars, women, old people and children, Zhang Deli has been a monk, and he has also pretended to be a Taoist, as for nuns, it is similar to monks, so he knows that these kinds of people are nothing at present, most of them are their peers, as for women, old people and beggars, it is even more nonsense, what are these three kinds of people doing now? Women have done young ladies or mothers, old people and beggars, nine times out of ten they are their own peers, the real threat is only this child, not only is there a threat but also very, very terrible, the reason is also very simple and popular, children do not know the height of the sky, play is the newborn calf is not afraid of the tiger, the subordinates often have no depth, a knife down is where to stab where, it doesn't matter if it will stab you to death, and to the child stabbed and chopped, that is completely for nothing, juvenile killing, that is not to pay for life.
So Zhang Deli immediately softened, his face was full of smiles, he took out the money with kind words, and arched his hands more respectfully and said: "Brothers, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, today is a lot of offense, a little money is not a respect, another day I will invite everyone to drink tea, drink tea." ”
"So much?" However, to Zhang Deli's surprise, as soon as the thousand yuan in his hand fell into the hands of the eldest child who took the lead, he actually shouted with excitement on his face, and he was as happy as if he had picked up a treasure with the not too much money, which made Zhang Deli feel great disdain in his heart, and secretly said that the underworld in Jiangxi had really never seen the world, and he was excited about this money.
"Little Qiangzi, there are more!" It's a pity that Zhang Deli didn't feel good for a while, and the yellow-faced eldest sister hurriedly ran over, pointed to Zhang Deli's leather bag and said, "There are a lot of them in it, thousands of them!"
"Thousands!" As soon as he heard this, the eyes of the big child called Little Hadron were straight, Zhang Deli had no choice but to smile bitterly, threw his bag over, and shook his head at Ma Chengkong, who was a little unconvinced, from the intimacy of the yellow-faced eldest sister, he could feel that these children were not fierce people, and now they are outnumbered, so if they are soft, they will be soft, anyway, they will get it back, but don't make a fuss, let dozens of children put down and make people laugh.
"No, why are they all fake!" The yellow-faced eldest sister stood in front, grabbed Ma Chengkong's handbag, opened it and counted it, and couldn't help but stare at her eyes, it turned out that the ticket was also wrapped into a sandwich at the end of the end, which was actually a cut newspaper, looking a lot, but it was only two hundred yuan.
"Liar?" Xiao Qiangzi's eyes widened, and he suddenly became angry, and with a wave of his little arm, more than a dozen children surrounded him, so frightened that Zhang Deli waved his hands and shouted: "Don't, don't, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, the two of us just love vanity, and want to come out and pretend to be big, but we don't want to deceive people!"
"No matter, just take it to Brother Yanzi to see, are they those two liars!" This explanation is also reasonable, there is no money to save face these years, they are all wearing fake brands and then talking nonsense that they know this and know that, but this little strong man didn't listen, and waved the guy in his hand angrily, and a few children came up to surround Zhang Deli and Ma Chengkong, and the two of them had no choice but to be honestly taken away by these children.
Waited for a moment into the alley, and then turned a corner, but half a minute away, the group came to a small courtyard, and then looked at the bamboo baskets all over the ground, Zhang Deli finally understood what was going on, at the beginning when those boys rushed out, he thought far away, and said what kind of character on the road to collect the little brother, of course, this is not to blame him, the movie has been watched a lot, Chen Haonan pheasant in the old boy is not from a young age, so at that time Zhang Deli did not look carefully at the guys in their hands, as soon as he saw these bamboo baskets, and then looked at the half-grown children squatting and working in the yard, he found out, What those boys are holding in their hands is not a machete dagger used by the underworld at all, but a tool knife for sharpening bamboo, which is thin and long, just used to divide the bamboo into pieces, and then weave it into a basket or something, this discovery made him extremely embarrassed, he is more or less a very powerful liar, and now he was actually caught by a group of migrant workers and children, this time his face is embarrassing.
"What are you doing, why don't you work?" Just when Zhang Deli felt embarrassed, a rough male voice came, he turned his head to look, but it was a fat man with a kind face, Maitreya Buddha-like belly, although he was reprimanding, but his face was not vicious at all, as soon as he saw this fat man enter the door, those children stuck out their tongues, and they were not afraid, and they surrounded him with a hippie smile, this pinched the fat man's belly, and the one who dragged the fat man's clothes, pointed at Zhang Deli and Ma Chengkong and said: "Caught two liars." ”
"We are not liars..."Zhang Deli wanted to boast about himself, saying things such as: "Do you know who Lao Tzu is? Lao Tzu is a famous big liar in the world, and he has done many big cases that shocked the rivers and lakes..." Something like that, but this thing flashed in his mind, saying that he must not say it, who knows what this fat man is mixed with, if he is a good person, he will immediately call the police if he is not frightened, if it is a bad one, it will be even worse, in case he feels that there is oil and water to scrape, and the lion will open his mouth and it will be miserable, so the only thing he can do is to open his mouth and cry wrong, and said several misunderstandings.
"Brother Yanzi, look at it, it's the two guys who lied to you, one is tall and one is short, so let us arrest it, and lie to Jiugu outside!" At this time, Xiao Qiangzi came out to speak, pointed at Zhang Deli and said: "Especially him, he is not a good product, and the bag is full of counterfeit money!"
"Why am I counterfeiting? It's a newspaper, I can't wipe my ass with it!"
Zhang Deli was wronged, he met such an ignorant person, and he was caught, he was almost crying, but this was not the end, and then a half-grown child ran in, pointed at Zhang Deli and said: "A few days ago, I didn't give money to buy a bamboo basket, and I was such a black dwarf guy, I didn't see my face clearly at the time, maybe he did it!"
"It's really not me..."Zhang Deli wanted to cry without tears, glanced at Ma Chengkong, and felt very aggrieved, compared with this big man, he should look more like a good person!