Chapter 155: The Executioner

At this time, Senior Sister Bai Luo also came up to take a look at Yi Xiaonian's injuries, and looked him up and down, but she didn't care about him, and left without saying a word, standing far away. I thought to myself, just train normally, and it is better to suffer a little hardship, it is better than dying when you fight with others in the future.

Mokalu saw Senior Sister Bai Luo standing aside and watching, and the long sword in her hand couldn't pierce the spider web, anyway, in order to vent her anger, she simply raised her throat and scolded:

"Fourth sister, I have summed it up, your life is only four sentences, the absurdity of life, the nest of death, and the life of cockroaches!

Facing Mokalu's poisonous tongue, Yi Xiaonian had already thought of a move at this time.

Legend has it that the gods have nothing to do and like to brush up on jokes, and there was once a divine joke against shrews:

No matter what the other person scolds, you answer, you have a green vegetable in your teeth.

If the other party says: Nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today.

You are surprised and say, "It was yesterday!"

And so on!

It's just deliberately disgusting her and embarrassing her!

I don't know if it has any effect, so I tried it on Mocaru first, so Yi Xiaonian looked at Mocaru first, stared at her little flower face intently, and then said in surprise:

"Ah, Fourth Sister, you have a green vegetable on your tooth!"

Mokalu's scolding voice paused slightly, and although he didn't believe it, his tongue moved around his mouth, and he continued to scold:

"You kid has finally opened his mouth! When you are a human being, please try to respect the word "person"? Seeing your face, my sister feels super disgusting, it must be that your parents were not in bed when they made you, and your head was clipped!

Yi Xiaonian still replied seriously:

"Fourth sister, you really have a green vegetable on your teeth!"

Mokalu didn't reply to him, but turned to face Senior Sister Bai Luo next to him and grinned and asked:

"Is there one, sister!" Seeing that Senior Sister Bai Luo smiled and shook her head, she came back and continued to scold Yi Xiaonian:

"Sister, I just gave you a little face, and you don't know what you are? Do you know what you look like? To say that you look like a dog is to insult a dog! A horse running on the wall, and not looking back! Do you make it? I see that you have been a horse's mouth since you were a child, and you owe pumping! Your baby is a monkey's buttocks, and you owe beating! Your daughter-in-law has pig ears, and you owe twisting!"

In the past, Mokalu scolded him, Yi Xiaonian was unforgivable, and he was angry, but since Kunlun came back from cultivation, the deeper he entered the demon, the more he felt that it didn't matter anything except what he wanted. has formed antibodies to being scolded, and her skin has become thicker than her lips, and she not only doesn't pay attention to Mokalu's scolding, but thinks that her scolding is tone-in-tone, which is not bad.

At this moment, when I heard my wife and children scolding, didn't I just become a couple with Senior Sister Bai Luo? Isn't what my daughter-in-law is talking about Senior Sister Bai Luo? Yi Xiaonian looked up at Senior Sister Bai Luo and shouted at her:

"Senior sister, someone scolded you for pig ears!"

Senior Sister Bai Luo laughed three times crisply: "Hahaha! No one scolds me! It has nothing to do with me!" Then she turned her head to look at Mokalu, and found that Mokalu was also looking at her, and then squeezed her eyes, "Little Four, please continue!"

And then Mokalu started cursing the street again!

Yi Xiaonian found that Mokalu just didn't answer the phone and didn't play cards according to the routine. I had to remind for the third time:

"Fourth sister, you really have a green vegetable on your teeth, I don't believe you touch it yourself!"

Mokalu seemed to have seen that Yi Xiaonian was cheating on her and dug a pit for himself, and was about to see what he was going to do for himself, so he pushed the boat down the river and said:

"Nonsense! Sister, I eat vegetables every day! It's normal to stuff vegetables on my teeth, but I haven't eaten them today!"

"Then this green vegetable is from yesterday? Oh, tsk! It can't be fermented!" Yi Xiaonian heard that Moka was hooked, and immediately stuck out his tongue to make a vomiting motion, spitting on the ground, and pretending to be disgusted.

"Yes, the taste is sour! Since you have been so obsessed with this green vegetable, and you have mentioned it again and again, then the fourth sister will pick it out for you to eat now!" Mo Caru said and showed two rows of white teeth, and then really stretched out a finger and picked it between the teeth, the green vegetable definitely didn't, but pulled out a finger of saliva, and thought that the saliva was a little less, so he rubbed the corners of his eyes, pretended to buckle out a piece of eye feces, and wiped it on that finger, "Add some more ingredients to you!

As he spoke, he handed his finger to Yi Xiaonian, and saw that his finger couldn't penetrate the spider web in front of Yi Xiaonian, so he simply wiped his fingers, smeared all the saliva on the spider web, glanced at his eyes, signaled Yi Xiaonian, and said, "Oh!

Yi Xiaonian was stunned for a while, and he didn't know how to go back.

Do you really lick it? Definitely not lick it!

I couldn't remember what happened for a while, and Yi Xiaonian suddenly became anxious.

His face was flushed with anxiety, sweat broke out on his face, and he couldn't even speak:

"Fourth sister, you ...... You ......"

Mokalu saw it in his eyes, and he was already smiling in his heart, let you play the fourth sister me, look at the fourth sister How I clean you up, so he said unhurriedly:

"Lick slowly, don't worry, it's not enough!" and then pointed to his mouth and nose,

"There's a lot in the mouth! It's also prepared for you in the nostrils! If you want to try good things from other parts, my sister can also consider throwing them to you!"

Other parts of the product are good?

"Wow! The fourth sister turned out to be a master of jokes!

Yi Xiaonian was so frightened that he trembled for a while, and instantly lost his combat effectiveness!

Mokalu immediately laughed, then turned around gorgeously, and walked away unhurriedly, seeing that Senior Sister Bai Luo was laughing non-stop. So he walked over and laughed with her.

Yi Xiaonian stared at the dishes and soup in front of Mokalu at a loss, as if he had been fatally killed by a move in the fighting arena! The body that was killed by Mokalu in seconds was incomplete, and he had no place to embarrass himself! In the end, he was really helpless, so he asked Senior Sister Bai Luo for help on the spot:

"Senior sister, what are you doing over there? I don't care about your little four, I'm about to become a shrew! Now I'm a joker, old fritter!"

Senior Sister Bai Luo was already laughing and leaned back, but at this moment, she was suddenly asked for help by Yi Xiaonian, and she couldn't stop laughing, and she couldn't breathe:

"Haha! Senior sister...... I'm standing here just because...... I like it...... Look at your downfall. ”

Master, my "indestructible", the cross sword was resisted, and I was actually defeated by a mouth!

"The battle is over!Victor - Mokalu!" Senior Sister Bai Luo shouted, and then high-fived Mokalu with one hand in celebration!

Yi Xiaonian saw that there was one point of victory and defeat, and it was pointless to make any more trouble, so he collected the spider web. Senior Sister Bai Luo was already calling him over:

"Why don't you hurry up?"

Yi Xiaonian hesitated, seeing that Mokalu was also beside Senior Sister Bai Luo, and the loser was standing with the winner, the scene was a little embarrassing. But if the prospective daughter-in-law calls you, it's not good to disobey the order, right?