Chapter 044: Yes, to the nosebleed

"I'll come first. Zhao couldn't hold back his excitement, thinking about the first question and killing Qin Luo in seconds, letting him make a fool of himself in public, and let him take a bad breath for himself, and be ashamed.

So he decided to attack first and come up with a puzzle to complete the second kill.

"Whatever you want. Qin Luo waved his hand, looking unconcerned.

"Hmph. Zhao Buzhu just couldn't get used to Qin Luo's indifferent appearance, he held his breath in his heart, and immediately gave his own uplink, "A total of three masters in one township and two miles don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, very bold!"

He is very particular about this couplet, which contains numbers from one to ten, and the focus is on the last one is very bold, with the help of the couplet to directly scold.

As soon as this couplet came out, the smell of gunpowder became stronger.

Everyone present heard the intention of this couplet, that is, in front of everyone, to use the topic to play the role of borrowing and scolding people.

"This uplink...... Hehe, kind of interesting. ”

"Isn't that overtly swearing? ”

"What if it's scolding, can you come up?"

"This hand is ruthless enough. ”

"Zhao Buzhu is really a little level, just this Shanglian is afraid that few people present can come out right. ”

"Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't get it. ”

"It's so difficult to come up, Zhao doesn't help but deliberately want to kill Qin Luo in seconds, and scolded him by the way. ”

"It depends on whether Qin Luo can play the next link and win back this game. ”

"Fart, I can't come out of such a difficult Shanglian, Qin Luo can come out, I have his surname. ”

……

Zhao Bu couldn't help but hear these rounds, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he looked at Qin Luo's "kindness" and reminded: "Don't worry, you think slowly, anyway, each question has three minutes to think." ”

"Three minutes? hehe, I don't even need three seconds. Qin Luo sneered, and immediately replied loudly: "Ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels and seven cents and six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are half-hearted, and they are first-class and obscene. ”

Didn't you use the alliance to scold people, come on, hurt each other.

"Okay!

"Haha, it's obscene, this counterattack is absolutely amazing. ”

"I was really scolded by him, and he scolded him more ruthlessly and bluntly. ”

"Zhao can't help but kick the iron plate, I'm starting to worry a little about him. ”

"What is the origin of this Qin Luo, is the couplet so powerful?"

"Who knows. However, it sounds really enjoyable, mom is so cool. ”

As soon as Qin Luo's "first-class obscenity" came out, the attitude of everyone in the audience immediately changed greatly.

Zhao couldn't help but widen his eyes, his face was incredulous, "You...... You scolded me so bluntly?"

Qin Luo waved his hand innocently, "Scolding you? No, it's just a couplet." ”

"Good, good. Zhao couldn't help suppressing the anger in his heart, his brain turned, and he said a pair of couplets again, "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage." ”

Qin Luo didn't think about it, and said directly, "You are nasty and cheap, revealing half of your *****." ”

Poof.

Many people in the audience burst out laughing.

Zhao Bu's face turned green with anger, this is no longer an insult, but a direct personal attack.

Okay, let's play like this.

Zhao Buzhu immediately thought of a Shanglian: "Your grave is here to plant trees!"

This is Hongguoguo's scolding, cursing the whole family to death, and the heart can be seen to be vicious.

Qin Luo's eyes narrowed, and he immediately pushed back, "The Ru family's bathtub is mixed with fish!"

The bathtub is used for bathing, but there are fish mating in it, implying that the misbehavior is inferior to that of animals.

"Yes, that's right. ”

"Qin Luo is good, that's it, scold him. ”

"Wonderful. Swearing without swearing. ”

Zhao couldn't help but turn pale with anger, without a trace of blood, and said viciously, "Winter melons and potatoes are not melons and fruits, they are vegetables." ”

Qin Luo replied without thinking about it: "The turtle king Bafei was born for me, and you were born!"

"Hahaha, the turtle king has come out, Qin Luo is going to scold Zhao Zhu to death. ”

"I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Zhao and couldn't help it. ”

"Sympathy +1. ”

"Hey, poor Zhao can't live it, it's not good to mess with anyone, but I want to provoke such a hard stubble, and I will be killed. ”

Zhao Buzhu was already in a bit of a trance at this time, and he took a breath and gave the last link: "Daoliang Wheat Millet, these mongrels, which one is Mr."

If you scold me for being the eighth king of the turtle, I will scold you for being a mongrel!

Qin Luo held his head high, and said the next couplet loudly: "Poetry and etiquette in the Spring and Autumn Period, many serious, why bother to ask Lao Tzu!"

Poof.

Most of the people present burst out laughing, this is Hongguoguo's advantage, so that Zhao can't help but recognize him as Lao Tzu.

Burst.

Zhao couldn't help but be furious, and his nosebleed came out.

The couplet is to the nosebleed, which is also unprecedented.

In such an accident, the game was temporarily stopped.

"No, no. Zhao Wensong saw that Zhao couldn't help but have a nosebleed, his face changed, and he hurriedly came to the stage.

Zhou Jiefeng was the closest, stepped forward to support him, afraid that he would lose too much blood and pass out, and asked nervously, "Are you okay?"

Zhao Buzhu had a wild nosebleed at this time, his eyes were dull, he couldn't speak, and he looked like he had lost his soul, and he had nothing to love.

"No, no. Zhao Wensong stepped forward to take Zhao Buzhu, and asked with concern, "How are you?"

"I ......" Zhao Buzhu finally regained a little sense, and suddenly the corners of his mouth grinned, and he cried, "I lost ......"

"Shut up. Zhao Wensong's face sank, and he scolded, "Manly man, what are you crying about?" You're still young, and there's a lot of chance to win it back in the future!"

"Will I win it back?" Zhao couldn't help but have deep doubts about himself.

"Of course. Zhao Wensong said categorically, "This time you have been tricked by someone, and you have tried some things to do the wrong thing." ”

"And you haven't lost yet. He just played your uplink, you just have to play his uplink, you are a draw, no matter whether you win or lose. ”

"Really?" Zhao couldn't help but light up his eyes, and gradually glowed, "Yes, I haven't lost yet." ”

Struggling to stand firm, Zhao couldn't help but stare at Qin Luo fiercely, "I haven't lost yet, you can let the horse come." ”

The game continues.

"Tou Tie. Do you want to provoke even if you have nosebleeds?" Qin Luo narrowed his eyes, "Okay, I'll let you die a happy death." ”

After a pause, he added, "Don't say that I bullied you, I won't have five questions, just one question, as long as you can match the next link, even if I lose." ”

Zhao Bu couldn't help but be furious again when he heard this, "Are you looking down on me?"

Everyone present also sweated for Qin Luo's bold words, really only one question, even if he answered the next link, would he lose? Wouldn't it be a little too big? Isn't it good to play steadily?

Qin Luo ignored it at all, and directly gave his own uplink: "Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed. ”

Seeing that Zhao Wensong was still standing beside Zhao Bu, Qin Luonunu prompted with a kind face: "You can also ask for help on the spot." ”

Zhao Zhuzhu: "......"