Chapter 1 Teach you to scold and cry green tea in three minutes

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"Xiao Wang, you can send these urgent items, remember, they must be handed over to the customer before twelve o'clock, and you will be fined if you are late." ”

Huaguo, in a store of Jiangcheng Ventilation Express, the supervisor said to Wang Xiaobai.

"Got it. Wang Xiaobai responded weakly, picked up a few express mails and walked outside, driving the battery tricycle equipped by the company, he whispered while driving: "From the first day of the Wandering Earth Project, human beings can never go back......

He is very sentimental, because he has traveled to a time parallel to the earth, the same year 2019, although the culture and language are the same, but those familiar people and things are gone.

When did this start?

If you think about it, it seems like a week ago, right?

At that time, Thanos died, and it was not the Avengers who shot, but a trainee who had debuted for two and a half years, leaving only one basketball on the scene.

The unfamiliar environment made him at a loss, he was not like those predecessors who traveled through China Literature, he was either a business tycoon or a financial overlord, compared with those who could remember various events and data from many years ago, he had nothing but handsome.

But can Shuai be eaten as a meal?

The answer is yes!

As long as he is open-minded, with this face, he will still have a bowl of rice to eat when he goes to the White Horse Club.

But what can he do about such a shameless and funeral thing? What did he do? It's eating soft rice, it's waste!

"Ah, I want to be a piece of waste," he sighed as he rode his battery tricycle and carefully analyzed his current situation.

But when he saw the strange eyes of the people next to him, he immediately felt empty, turned his head and didn't look at them, pretending that nothing had happened, and at the same time secretly calculating, with his current conditions, don't think about being a business tycoon, or take the money saved in the past few years and go home to open a pig farm. He used to hear people say that if you raise pigs well, you can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

Hundreds of thousands of years, what more bicycles?

Well, it's decided, and when I go back, I'll call my parents and ask my parents how much money it costs to open a pig farm!

He made up his mind, seeing the red light jumping over, he immediately drove, but just after his car butt passed the front parking line, a right-turning Porsche 918 trotted and crashed directly into the cargo box of the tricycle, Wang Xiaobai only had time to shout "Fuck ~", and the whole person flew down directly from the tricycle.

Although the person did not fall seriously, his elbows and knees were badly bruised, his pants were torn, and blood oozed out, which hurt hotly.

He wasted his strength for a long time and got up from the ground, originally wanting to wait for the perpetrator to come over and apologize...... The main points are medical expenses, nutrition expenses, lost work expenses, mental loss expenses, humanitarian care expenses, and post-traumatic stress syndrome treatment expenses, which cost that money, but he didn't expect the perpetrator to come for a long time, he suddenly became angry, endured the pain, and walked to the trot, and saw a scantily dressed, bewitching-looking woman, squatting in front of the trot, looking at the trot that was knocked out of the headlights.

, Lao Tzu has been knocked away by you, you little lady is still distressed by the car here, you must be a rich and unkind master, if you don't ask for a hundred and eighty thousand, I'm sorry for the people who are fished by you!

Before he could speak, the woman had already seen him, and immediately scolded: "How did you drive, look at you hit my car, the headlights are cracked, and the paint is off." Do you know what this is? Porsche 911, the full price is more than 2 million, and you can't afford to lose money if you sell it!"

Okay, it's arrogant and unreasonable enough, it's strong enough, well, you have to add money!

Wang Xiaobai laughed angrily, and the woman was even more angry, saying: "Laughing? You still have a smile? Which courier company are you? Give me your name, I will personally talk to your leader, if I don't open you, I won't be called Ye Meiling!"

"Ms. Ye, if I'm not mistaken, it was a green light just now, I was driving normally on the main road, and you turned right at the red light, according to the Road Traffic Safety Law, you are fully responsible. Wang Xiaobai said with a smile.

"What-" Ye Meiling screamed, comparable to a soprano.

Wang Xiaobai took out his ear that was almost shattered, and continued: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet. According to the Road Safety Traffic Act, you not only have to pay for the repair of my car, but you are also responsible for repairing my tricycle and compensating me for medical expenses......"

His words were interrupted again by Ye Meiling, who screamed and said, "What? You dare to lie to me? Do you know who my boyfriend is? Believe it or not......

Before she finished her threat, Wang Xiaobai didn't bother to listen, and interrupted directly: "Shut up!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the woman was suddenly frightened, her face turned pale, and her eyes were full of resentment, but she did not dare to speak.

Wang Xiaobai continued: "Are you sure it's your boyfriend, not the master who supports you? Don't think that spending two money to sharpen your chin is Su Daji, and it may be a female monkey! You women love to lose weight, I don't think you need it, removing makeup is equivalent to losing ten pounds!"

"You ......" Ye Meiling was about to cry angrily, pointing at Wang Xiaobai, but she didn't expect Wang Xiaobai's words to come out like a cannon: "What do you mean? The kindergarten teacher didn't teach you to be civilized and polite, the university teacher didn't teach you to abide by the law, you have to be low-key, call home and ask your mother, is it appropriate to do this!"

"I, I ......"

"What am I? I think I'm so beautiful all day long, right? How many knives have been moved on my face and body, and I don't have ABC numbers in my heart? When the junior is still so embarrassed, do you know in your family? As a passerby, I advise you to go out at noon as much as possible in the future, because you will be beaten to death by the main house sooner or later as a junior!"

"Wow......"

As soon as he said this, Ye Meiling couldn't bear it anymore, and the whole person cried out, but the onlookers around didn't have the slightest sympathy for Ye Meiling, they only felt that this woman deserved it, and she was playing tricks when she hit someone.

An Xiaoke thinks so.

An Xiaoke is a big V with 3 million fans on Twitter, and she was popular for a while, but with the mediocrity of the content, her traffic was greatly diverted. But seeing this scene, she realized that she might have to readjust to the fire days.

An Xiaoke knows very well what content attracts people's attention the most - hatred of the rich and a sense of justice that has nowhere to vent, and Ye Meiling happens to meet both of them. If it's just these two points, then she might just be a small area of fire. can hear Wang Xiaobai practice scolding to such a peak, it's hard to think about it!

She silently recorded the whole process, and a few minutes later, a tweet with a powerful headline appeared on her homepage - "Teach you how to scold and cry a green tea in three minutes!"

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