Chapter 60

We made a lot of plans overnight, and finally sorted out a proper plan, the next morning, the big guy went out separately to make some preparations, speaking of which, I have to mention that we have been kidnapped by the king of the doctor, this king has sucked a handkerchief of ether and fainted and slept all night, the next morning after waking up, it is inevitable to scold, scolding us for not being righteous, but we have already felt a clear sense of this king's temperament, if it is said that righteousness, he really does not have this qualification, this person has a cold temperament, is the kind of person who can turn around and sell his friends, we want to talk to this kind of person about righteousness, that brain must have entered a lot of water。

Seeing that we just laughed at him, Wang You couldn't help but say that the laxative made of rhubarb was not enough at all, and it was just a drop in the bucket when he went down to the well, thinking of using this to coerce us, but where is this kind of thing rare Mr. Wang Tiancheng, he laughed, patted his chest and took this matter down, and even the antidote did not need this Wang You to do, in his words, this is the medicine powder made by crushing rhubarb, and it can be prepared by just finding a Chinese medicine shop, as long as it is said to cure constipation, as for the antidote, it can also find an excuse to buy it back, not to mention, this matter may not need any antidote, Wang Tiancheng inquired, said that this rhubarb powder mixed with water and drinking it will indeed make people feel uncomfortable for a day or two, but after all, it still depends on the quantity, and it will be fine if you stop, at most you will collapse one or two, with this basis, we will not be in such a hurry to dispense medicine, just get some casually.

After such a day of tossing, our group of people once again split up, first of all, the person who drugged the ticket, Wang Tian grew up to be a bit of a respected old gentleman, we are ready to take out to play an old doctor, he naturally can't show his face, in case he is recognized, he will be in trouble, the little expert is hanging up in the urging mountain, so the matter of pretending to be a doctor is exempted first, Su Shanshan is too small, and pretending to be a nurse is not very similar, so this matter is divided back and forth, and it falls on the little expert and Su Shanshan, and the rest of the people are not without nothing to do, Zhang Deli bought three manuals for the prevention and treatment of infectious diseases, The three of us who were about to put on white coats lit the lights at night, thinking that shorthand and shorthand would also say that it was good to do decently, but only more than two hours after everyone broke up, Su Shanshan and the little expert pushed open the door with an ugly face and walked in, shook their heads and said: " It's not very easy to do, the well in Huangjiazhuang is in the compound of their village committee, although the door is open for everyone to enter and exit to fetch water, but that place is their public activity area, at night there are people gathered in it to play cards and chat, as soon as you look up, you can see the well, there are people in Lishan Village who are drinking, busy with the work, the rest of the Wangjia Village, a few children have been playing outside, one of them has to be seen by them, we are carrying such a big bag, everyone has to be suspicious. ”

"I forgot that. Zhang Deli patted his head and said with some embarrassment: "We still have to calculate this kind of thing, I estimate that this is also the case in Qibi Mountain, and it is not so easy to start." ”

"It's not the end of the helicopter, I'm still thinking about it today. Wang Tiancheng reacted quickly, laughed and said: "It's not easy to poison, that's because our target is too big, and it's probably no problem in the middle of the night, but it's not good to keep up if you can't sleep at night and go out to wander, just use the remote-controlled kind of small helicopter, which can hang a bag or two, and then let's do it on the hook, don't hang it so tightly, a dive, you can sprinkle the medicine into it!"

"But you have to take something to wrap the medicine, right?" The little expert thought for a while, frowned and said: "It's not difficult to throw it down when the time comes, but it's difficult to do it if they see our baggage skin or something when they fetch water, it's not unusual for a village to see it, just think who doesn't care about throwing it in, but if these villages have such a thing, and they are all sick, they will be suspicious." ”

"Isn't there that kind of candy paper?" Wang Tiancheng laughed and said very easily: "It's the kind of thin one wrapped in kraft candy, and it melts when you put it in your mouth. ”

"One more thing has to be done. Zhang Deli nodded and said: " Let's not be in a hurry tomorrow, print some leaflets and distribute them to the village, saying that there is an epidemic of infectious diseases, we should be careful, the content will be searched from the Internet, SARS is not all such things, we should wash our hands frequently, pay attention not to catch a cold or something, first do publicity, and then wait a day or two, and then start to do it, this is the foreshadowing of the play, with this foreshadowing, even if something happens at that time, we don't need to say, they themselves know that it is an infectious disease, let's go over again, just go with the flow. ”

"That's it!" Wang Tiancheng drank and set our next day's affairs, early in the morning, Zhang Deli and I found a small printing shop under the leadership of Su Shanshan, printed more than 300 leaflets, and then bought spray paint, in the small courtyard of Wang You, our white van sprayed into the appearance of a hospital ambulance, anyway, it was to add a red cross logo and then spray a line of words on the First People's Hospital of Xintai, waiting to do this, the little expert also got back a remote control helicopter, we took him to find a roadside no one place for him to throw down to go to practice, then came to the Huangjiazhuang near the mountain, at this timeIt was more than twelve o'clock at noon, many people in the village had just eaten and were walking around with each other chatting and looking for things to do, as soon as our ambulance drove in, many people stretched their heads and began to look, we inquired about the location of the village chief's house, and looked for it, the village chief was an old man wearing a blue cloth tunic coat, and when he heard that we were from the hospital to publicize, he became nervous, and said: "Doctor, what's the matter, you want to come to us?"

"Xintai has been very sick with the flu recently. Zhang Deli sighed and said: " This time the condition is not too serious, nor is it as difficult to treat as SARS, it is troublesome, first diarrhea, then fever and cold, and it is normal to take medicine for a few days, the government has dispensed special drugs, but now the number is not large, mainly for prevention and control, so we went to the countryside, and brought a lot of pamphlets, you call everyone out, take it home to see, I will leave you a mobile phone, if you have symptoms here, you have to contact me in time. ”

"No problem, I'll call someone!" The village chief was stunned by what we said, and quickly entered the house, and after a while, the loudspeaker sounded, so we finished Huangjiazhuang, and then went to Lijia Village and Lishan Village.

"Look at it, look at it, isn't it the person who urged the mountain?" The day is getting late, when we arrived at Lishan Village, the sky has been a little gray, as soon as we enter the village, we saw a bunch of people standing at the entrance of the village with three layers and three layers outside, shouting loudly one by one, some are also copying sticks, I followed Zhang Deli's fingers to see, I couldn't help but feel tight, the little expert said that there was a big mole in the eyebrows of the person who beat him, and now there is such a person standing in the pile, and more than a dozen people were surrounded in the middle, one by one back to back with a face full of anger, tightly grasping the stick in his hand, it seems that he wants to fight hard。

"What's the matter?" Zhang Deli parked the car on the side of the road, ran to the side of the pile of people, and pulled a young man in his early twenties and asked, the young man was screaming fiercely, and felt that someone was pulling him, so he turned around angrily and opened his mouth to scold, but when he saw the two of us in white coats, he was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Who are you, doctor?"

"Yes, we are doctors, and we went to the countryside to promote the prevention and treatment of infectious diseases, why did we fight?" Zhang Deli nodded, pointed to the people in the mountain and said: "How bad it is to fight, what to do if you hurt people, the medical conditions in the countryside are not good." ”

"Hmph, these people are not afraid, they have old witches. The young man snorted coldly, and then said to us: "Damn, pretending to be a ghost and pretending to come to us, if they buy things with friendly people, we won't bully them, but it's better to fuck it, not to say that our things are expensive, damn, why doesn't he say that he cheats people in our village!"

"Is that the oil pot?" Zhang Deli was stunned for a moment, and glanced at me, everyone felt a little stunned, we knew that these people in the mountains were unreasonable, but they were actually peers. There was a small pot next to the people who urged the mountain, but now it had been thrown to the ground, sprinkled with black oil, and there was a small honeycomb coal stove around, and I don't know which one.

"yes, it's fried ghosts. The young man snorted, pointed to the middle-aged woman behind the mountain with a panicked face and said, " It's also this girl who is not sensible, we can not have a weasel in this mountain, that thing is the most shrewd, the next set can not be caught, she lost chickens and ducks at home, not to say that it was stolen by ghosts, so she secretly found the people who urged the mountain, this is not, these dozen are down to catch ghosts, put up a pot and pour oil, reach in and catch two times for 500 yuan, if we don't know the news, this girl will be deceived, we are the most united in Lishan Village, we can't see outsiders to bully us, but they are good, not to say that we sell a soy sauce for ten yuan a bottle, catch a ghost for 500 yuan？”

"It's interesting. Zhang Deli smiled, pointed to the oil pot on the ground, and said to me: "It's just right, you have seen this charlatan, and it is also very interesting." ”

"How the hell is it played?" I have seen the fried ghost in the story meeting, but it is all vague, saying that there is vinegar in it, and the boiling point of vinegar and oil is different, so it will bubble and boil, at this time there is nothing to do when I reach in, but I look at the black oil underground, and there seems to be no trace of vinegar.

"We don't know, it's a lie. When the young man heard us speak, he also looked at those people with some puzzlement, and said: "The old man on our side said that they added vinegar to it, but everyone went up and smelled it, and there was no smell of vinegar. ”

"Anyway, it's not good to fight. Zhang Deli smiled meaningfully, patted the young man's shoulder, and said, "If you continue to make trouble, the police will come." ”

"That's reasonable. The young man was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "You can't just bully people like this." ”

"Is your village chief here?" Zhang Deli didn't care about this, and said bluntly: "Now that there is an epidemic of infectious diseases, the city attaches great importance to it, and we don't let everyone gather like this, so you should quickly find him for me, we are doing prevention and control work in the city." ”

"Infectious disease?" Zhang Deli deliberately said this loudly, and many people were shocked on the spot, and for a while they forgot that there were more than a dozen people in the mountain who were urging the mountain, and they all stared at us.

"Everyone should pay attention, the flu has come recently, and it is not very serious, it is diarrhea and fever, you must wash your hands frequently, pay attention to hygiene, don't drink raw water, don't eat uncooked things, there are some leaflets here, everyone take them back and see." "Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhang Deli and I launched a flyer together, although it is now a dry situation, but we are wearing white coats, and we are outsiders who can't help on both sides, so these people saw us send leaflets and also took it, naturally it will not stop us from sending a list to the people who urge the mountain, and when we got to the side of the big mole man, Zhang Deli suppressed his voice and said: "Brother, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, go back first." ”

"Doctor, if you are willing to send a letter to our urging mountain, we will be grateful, and we will be grateful, and we will be entertained with good wine and meat. The big mole was stunned for a moment, then nodded with some emotion, and also suppressed his voice and said: "They don't dare to move us, we urge the people in the mountain are not afraid of being beaten, they can fight hard, as long as our rescue arrives, they don't dare, it's just that there are many people." ”

"Then take it easy, we're just going to hand out leaflets at your place. After Zhang Deli pretended to care about two sentences, we explained two sentences to the village chief who rushed over, and no longer cared whether they could fight or not, the flying car rushed to the mountain of Qibi, and waited for the car to get on the car, Zhang Deli laughed, and said: "Our luck is really not covered, we are thinking about sleeping, someone sent a pillow, is worried about how to get close to the people of this mountain, they sent it to the door themselves, good luck!"

"But how do you play with that fried ghost, there's no vinegar. "I also thought it was funny, but after laughing, I remembered the tricks of those people in the mountain, I am a good young man who pursues progress, and I am willing to miss this kind of learning opportunity.

"It's a little trick, most people know to take vinegar and mix it into the oil pot, so that they can take advantage of the difference in boiling point and do tricks, but now this trick is rotten, unless there is a village in the mountains of 100,000 that has no knowledge to be deceived in the past, like this kind of place, I am afraid that I have already encountered it. Zhang Deli laughed and continued: " But there is a way, it can still be used, ordinary people don't know, what to do the situation, you have to think of a workaround, the same cabbage, you can fry the flowers, it is amazing, just like this situation, it looks not very easy to get, but if you use a little lime, or borax to put it in, the effect is the same, calcium carbonate is a bubbling thing, a chemical reaction when thrown in, maybe the fire is just lit, the oil pot is bubbling, at this time you throw a thermometer into it, I'm afraid that even thirty degrees is not, the outside looks scary, the oil pot is rolling, urging these people in the mountain, playing this trick, but we may really have to be careful, since those people understand this, and suspicious, then it is not an ordinary person. ”

"It's not ordinary people who have to eat and drink, but I want to see if they can still have the strength to mess around after drinking the water we have drugged. ”

So chatted a few words, we arrived at the foot of the mountain, although there was a bit of a headache, but we still held our breath and climbed up, fortunately there is always an experience, this time the climb is much faster, but the two of us in the white coat in this place is not good to encounter, as soon as we go in by two or three people stared, full of unkindness, fortunately there is a reason for the news, as soon as we say, they are anxious, not even our leaflet looks, throw it away, just shout at the throat, all of a sudden shouted out fifty or sixty men, copy the stick and run up the mountain, as soon as I see that the hardcover men in this village are gone, I can't help but want to moveAfter all, this opportunity is really rare now, we had so many scruples before, but we were afraid that the villagers in the mountain were here, and it was inconvenient for us to start, but now the rest are old and weak, so what are we afraid of?

"Forget it. Zhang Deli shook his head and said in a suppressed voice: "Look at those women, which one is not big-shouldered and round-waisted, we are not in this state now, but we are not a child, and when the time comes, we will be held down by women, and the two of us will not have to live if it is passed out." ”

"That's too. "Although I have some regrets and unwillingness, but I also know that Zhang Deli said this is the truth, the two of us went up and down the mountain, long out of breath, and now our legs are still sore, even if we find a chance to get out of the ginseng, there is no big chance that it will not be discovered in broad daylight, with our physical strength, it is too difficult to get out of the whole body, those women with big shoulders and round waists, look very combative.

"Just do your duty, and we'll leave after handing out the flyers. Zhang Deli rubbed his waist and scolded in a low voice: "Damn, we have to exercise and exercise, now in this state, we really can't do any big work, it's not that we are not gentlemen, afraid of things, but we really can't get up, why do I think those women just give me a kick, I have to fly?"