Ban Ban and Lin Shucong are in a stalemate like this, you don't let me, I don't let you, saber rattling.

Banban: "Is it because I'm too old to lift a knife, or is your kid a little floating lately!"

Lin Shucong: "............ What the hell are you talking about, what kind of knife doesn't float, I just don't scream, what can you do to me? You bite me............"

Banban is a person who has no immunity to the radical general, and when he heard the provocative words "you bite me", he immediately became angry, rolled up his sleeves, wiped his mouth, and the O-shaped big mouth went straight to Lin Shucong.

"You belong to a dog! let you bite you really bite, what if you have tetanus............" Lin Shucong hid behind his classmates very cowardly, and the attention of the classmates who were originally concentrating on checking their grades and rankings was attracted by Lin Shucong's scolding.

"Didn't you let me bite it? You stingy person, you can't afford to lose, I'm willing to gamble and not admit defeat, I look down on you. The more people watched, the more he yelled, for fear that everyone would not hear, so he put his two hands to his mouth and howled in a trumpet shape. I, as the person closest to him, bore the brunt of the damage, my ears buzzing with shocks.

Banban's combat effectiveness is no less than that of the women comrades who quarrel on the street, a radius of five meters has been bombarded to varying degrees, in his unrelenting crusade, Lin Shucong quickly succumbed, and the onlookers also dispersed, and when the test results came out, it was when most of the students were sad and depressed, although the loud noise of the class could slightly relieve the tense atmosphere, but sadness was still the mainstream, irreversible kind.

Lin Shucong: "Big brother, I took it, I really took it, you said that you are tired for so long, or I will buy you a bottle of water." ”

"Don't think of an excuse to buy water and take the opportunity to escape, I spent so much effort and wasted so much time in order to win you, how much delicious food I eat, I'm hungry and thin............" Banban's mouth kept talking, looking at his round figure, I blushed for him, just for him to study these days every day big chicken leg waiting, I don't know how many bottles of milk a day to drink.

"Brother, it's all my fault, what do you want to eat, I'll buy it for you now, I'll ask you for one thing, don't nag in my ear, you can talk better than the girls in our class." Lin Shucong's little face turned pale, and it was estimated that he was really choked by the banban.

"I'm generous, and I don't like to hold grudges, so let's call my brother in the future, and invite me to a good meal at noon today, let's forget about it." Ban Ban said contentedly, pinching his waist with both hands, very proud, wanting to go to the rhythm of heaven.

"No, I can't call you brother, you're younger than me, and you make people laugh at it. ”

"Hey, why are you so uninteresting, if you want to be someone else, I may have to let him kneel and knock three times, let you call me 'brother' and wronged you, I will cover you if something happens in the future." "The more Banban blows, the more outrageous it becomes, just he is still covering others, and I don't know who is covering whom when something happens.

"Why don't we each take a step back, I'll treat you to a few more meals, but don't call your brother, what do you think?" In the eyes of Lin Shucong, a little tyrant, he seems to like to use money to solve anything. Unfortunately, Banban is also a small tyrant.

The collision from the two little tyrants began:

Banban: "No! I'm just going to be your big brother." ”

Lin Shucong: "Don't take an inch, it's a big deal, I'll invite you to eat a few more meals, and you can choose what you want to eat." ”

The Banban lion opened his mouth: "Then I want to eat the full banquet of the Manchurians." ”

Lin Shucong: "Roll the calf, I haven't seen the Manchu Han banquet in my life, how can I invite you to eat, you can say something realistic, just the kind that can be eaten near our school." ”

Banban: "Who has to make an inch, you really don't have a lot in your heart, did we say that we were willing to gamble and lose when we first made a bet?" ”

Lin Shucong: "It seems to be, but who knows that the person in front of me is so shameless, and he won't make room for me." ”

After Lin Shucong's big shit lost, he not only didn't find the reason from himself, but he even complained that others didn't make room for him, and I was very angry as the first place in the millennium that has always been ranked in front of him.

Banban finally relented, "Okay, I won't be difficult for you, in the future, I can call you to buy whatever I want to eat at any time, this request is not too much, if you refuse again, it will be really excessive." ”

"Okay, that's a happy decision. Lin Shucong also readily agreed, and the one who agreed was called neat.

The most handsome was only three seconds, and in the next minute, a new round of quarrels broke out between the two again:

Banban: "Okay, you are not allowed to repent, whoever repents is the turtle king bastard............ I want to eat Malatang at the school gate at noon today, you can invite me and Zhong Keyu to eat. ”

Lin Shucong: "No!"

Banban: "You turtle bastard, just now I patted my chest and said it's okay, I shouldn't believe your nonsense, you big pig's trotters, stinky dung who doesn't talk much!"

Lin Shucong: "I don't regret it, except for the spicy hot, you can choose." ”

Banban: "I don't! I just want to eat Malatang, I don't want to eat it!"

Lin Shucong: "No! Resolutely no! Except for Malatang, you can eat anything else...... Either I'll give you the money, and you can eat it yourself, but I won't go anyway. ”

Banban: "Then where does my superiority come from, I just want to see with my own eyes how you saddle my horse and take the initiative to pay the bill." ”

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This guy Banban just said that he doesn't like to hold grudges, and after a while, Lin Shucong was about to collapse, and Lin Shucong was in a hurry, grabbing his hair.

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"You've been drifting a little too hard lately, I'm going to have to let you fall so you don't crash. ”

"Come on, I'd rather you carry a knife, I can float as much as I like. ”

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After arguing for a long time, no peaceful solution was discussed, but the tone of the two people who spoke was no longer as fierce as just now, and softened a little.

"Zhong Keyu, Lin Shucong, what are you two doing, come here. ”

The bulletin board was facing the door of the Head of Year's office, and the three of us were targeted by him...............

Oh, it's two, and Ban Ban saw that it was the head of the grade who called us, and he didn't call his name, so he ran away without even saying hello to me.

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