My name is Ye Dump Quan, to be honest, after Ah Lang and Da Sao left, plus Chen also went to a press conference, I think my life should be stable for a short time, but God just sent Lin Xi and Wu Shulan to me, which made me feel painful!

Bookstore, seven o'clock in the morning.

"Ye Tilt Quan! Get up! Night Tilt Quan! Get up!" I lay on the bed, and Lin Xi, who had washed his hair, jumped up directly, and Lao Tzu was actually bounced up by the bed, turned three hundred and sixty degrees in the air, and fell to the ground! Then, Wu Shulan saw the right time, and sat down the moment I fell! My miserable day began!

"Brother get up, a new life begins!" Wu Shulan said innocently, eldest sister, you almost caused me to bleed from internal organs, do you know? I opened my eyes, it was Lin Xi who supported his chin with his hand, lying on the bed and looking at me, I got up, picked up Wu Shulan, touched my hair, and thought in my heart that I must find a way to get rid of this scourge!

"Ye Tilt Quan, what are we going to eat?" Lin Xi turned around and lay down, Bai Huahua's thighs were exposed, and I was indifferent. "This is a big pig's trotter, a big pig's trotter, a big pig's trotter!" Lin Xi looked at the shape of my mouth and was puzzled, "Ye Qiquan, what are you talking about?"

"Big pig's trotters, uh, no, let's eat big pig's trotters!" I replied, Lin Xi gave me a blank look, "I asked for breakfast!" "When I heard it, is it okay to eat big pig's trotters for breakfast? No? I shook my head, let's forget it, why don't I go to Uncle Gao's place to eat." Yes, that's all.

"We went out to eat. I said, brushed my teeth, but found that the toothpaste tasted wrong, turned my head and found that Wu Shulan was holding the toothpaste I bought in his hand, strange, what was that Lao Tzu holding? I picked it up and looked at it, I was startled, and then swallowed it, and finally died on the spot!

The package read: Mustard!

"Lin Xi!" I shouted, but Lin Xi came over but just glanced at me, then picked up Wu Shulan and ran away, smiling, showing his little tiger teeth.

On the other hand, Uncle Gao, who didn't see me for a few days, was almost scared out of a heart attack!

I beckoned softly and called softly: "Uncle Gao, I'm here again!" Uncle Gao hadn't seen me for a long time, and smiled, but his smile froze in an instant, I damn it, this stinky boy, I haven't seen you for a few days, who is the beauty behind me? Oh, girlfriend! Lin Xi walked over and nodded to say hello to Uncle Gao. "Hello uncle, my name is Lin Xi, and I am a friend of Ye Qiquan. ”

"Good, good, good friends. Uncle Gao nodded, and then Wu Shulan ran in front of Uncle Gao, saying Grandpa is good, Uncle Gao also nodded, turned around to prepare breakfast, this kid, life is good, a man, a woman, a child, eh, wait! Uncle Gao turned around again, looked at Wu Shulan, blinked, and the originally hunched body suddenly straightened up.

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly freeze, and the atmosphere will be awkward!

"Stinky boy, what's going on!" Uncle Gao grabbed me. "Didn't you bully someone else's little girl, you have to be responsible for giving birth to a child!" As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly covered Uncle Gao's mouth, although I know that you like to see the temptation of returning to the village on weekdays, but your brain hole is not right! This jump is too far, take the child well, stay with your friends temporarily, and tell you that you become a scumbag and don't get married!

"Uncle, it's not what you think. I was in a hurry, and hurriedly explained to the uncle, Uncle Gao listened, squinting his little eyes, and couldn't see it in the first place, okay, I don't know if he squinted or not. "Anyway, that's the way it is, do you understand?" I said, Uncle Gao took a step back and glanced me up and down.

"Stinky boy, you really didn't lie to me?" As soon as I heard it, I went, uncle, you still didn't believe me! I almost died on the spot.

"Really, I didn't lie to you!" I begged, and Uncle Gao nodded, turned around and walked into the store.

"Okay, go and sit there, I'll go get you food, Uncle has a treat today. Uncle Gao staggered in, I wiped the sweat from my forehead, eh, it's really hard, Lin Xi looked at my embarrassed appearance and couldn't help but smile. "What, did that old man misunderstand something?" I nodded, not just misunderstood? The old man almost wanted to call the police to arrest me!

"It's nothing, let's eat, this old man is very picky, I can let him invite you, it's really the sun rising in the east." I said casually.

"Isn't the sun just rising from the east?" Wu Shulan said silently, I was silent, Lin Xi laughed wildly, I glanced at Wu Shulan, I'm afraid this product will have to find a chance to throw it out!

"Come, fresh soy milk, fritters, oyster cakes, eat slowly. Uncle Gao brought breakfast, but Wu Shulan shouted loudly: "Grandpa, I want to drink peanut soup!" Uncle Gao nodded, "Okay, wait for grandpa, grandpa will bring it to you." I nibbled on the fritters, took a sip of soy milk, and said, "I'll buy some rabbit food later, and you can go back first." ”

"Can't we go with you?" Lin Xi wondered, and I shook my head.

"Forget it, let your acquaintances meet again, I'm afraid I'll have to spend the rest of my life in prison, you go back first. ”

"I want, look at Bunny. Wu Shulan said, making people feel cute, I nodded, "Look at Tutu! ”

A gust of wind and clouds, let's end this battle, because it was invited, so I have no reason to give the money to Uncle Gao again, if I rummage through the cash cabinet myself, I'm afraid Uncle Gao will really call the police to arrest me.

"Uncle Gao, then let's go!" I took Wu Shulan's left hand, Lin Xi held his right hand, and left Uncle Gao's line of sight, Uncle Gao also waved to us, and after we left, with lightning speed, he instantly took out his mobile phone and dialed a number very skillfully.

"What's the matter, Brother Gao, is there something wrong with my son again?"

"Something's wrong!"

"What's the matter, calm down, big brother, be calm. ”

"Your son has a child! And a beautiful wife!"

"What the are you talking about?" Uncle Gao was deafened by the sound of the phone! If I was there, I could only laugh, but Uncle Gao still misunderstood.

Rendezvous!

"Hey, hey, anyone?" a woman answered the phone, only to hear a man's strong voice, and the woman was a little impatient. "Can you stop arguing, my mother still has to work!

"Your son is married!"

"Huh?" The woman was frightened, and immediately picked up the phone, but she heard a beep, looked at the phone incredibly, and imagined that the man smiled obscenely, such an important matter, but said it directly!

"Dare to hang up the old lady's phone!" the woman dialed again. "Quick, throw all his stocks away! Don't ask why, someone has the old lady!"

I never imagined that a new life would begin, a day of tragedy, and a longer term.