"Since you're so reluctant, forget it, but you know, such an opportunity is precious, you see that I know our squad leader so well, I didn't even say to help him wash his clothes. ”

"Yes, why don't you say that you will help Lin Shucong wash his clothes, if you wash it, he will definitely be moved, and he will be grateful to Dade for making a personal promise. I grinned and said, I know Lin too well, he will definitely have this kind of thought.

"So this fully proves that I am single-minded, and I only take one scoop of weak water for 3,000. Do you understand?"

I'm going, is this insulting my intelligence? When I haven't read a book, how can I not understand. But I don't mean anything, and it would be a shame if I made a mistake.

"Of course. I replied loudly.

"That's good, you know me. ”

I really don't stop for a moment, at least one of the three sentences wants to tease me, I'm very serious, okay.

"Brother Keke, do you want to send Sister Meijia back to their examination room?" Zhang Yiyi patted me on the back and asked. The biggest difference between her and Banban is that she will ask for other people's opinions, and Banbanna directly gives orders.

"Okay. "I'm happy, because I'm worried that I can't get rid of Xu Xiaoyan, a girl who gives me a headache but can't find a reason to get rid of.

"Then I'm sorry for you, I haven't finished reviewing yet, so I want to take advantage of this time to review a little more. When I go back, I will inevitably pass through the corridor of the ordinary class, and if Sister Meijia walks alone, the group of boys in the ordinary class will inevitably joke, you know what I mean......" Zhang Yiyi smiled.

Me: "Of course, it's on me." ”

In order to prove her existence, Xu Xiaoyan said: "Go, flower messenger." ”

Hearing this, Brother Peng and I laughed embarrassedly, and so did Zhang Yiyi, with bright eyes and charming dimples, she laughed the happiest. Not to mention, she laughed like Banban.

Xu Xiaoyan asked embarrassedly, "Did I say something wrong?" Why are you smiling so happily? ”

Peng Meijia: "No. You're right, but he's not a flower protector, he's a grass protector, let me tell you this, I've been practicing taekwondo since I was a child, and I have a bad temper, especially recently, it's easy to get angry. ”

"Hahaha, let me explain to this young lady, Brother Keke, you hurry up and send Sister Meijia back, the exam is coming soon." ”

Because of the face of the president of the student union, this journey has gone quite smoothly, but there are indeed a few boys who are idle and bored, whistling at the two of us, fortunately I came, otherwise they would definitely be repaired by Brother Peng very badly.

On the way, I asked Brother Peng curiously, "Why can you resist not doing it to me when we first met, but now you can't control it?" ”

"Because you don't owe a beating, and they all owe a beating. Brother Peng was completely unaffected by his previous confession, and replied very neatly.

Why do you beat him all day long, what if he can't marry a daughter-in-law after he is stupid? ”

"I suddenly think you're underwhelmed too, don't look at him in front of me, you little bastard. ”

Girls are really terrible, when I first met Peng Meijia, I felt that she was an immortal little fairy, serious study, meticulous, I didn't expect her to be a talented girl who combines literature and violence with one. I can play the guzheng and beat the hooligans.

"Okay, arrive at your destination safely, you go back quickly, thank you, Zhong Keyu, by the way, help me thank Yiyi." Peng Meijia waved her hand and motioned for me to hurry back.

Actually, I really wanted to see what she would do to Banban, or what they would say in the first sentence, but unfortunately she drove her back so quickly.

"Zhong Keyu, Zhong Keyu, Zhong Keyu............" Banban's pig-like shouts echoed throughout the corridor, which not only attracted my attention, but also attracted the attention of the big guys.

"What are you doing? The two of us are less than ten meters apart, can you call my name so loudly? ”

"I can't do that, I have to rely on your help. At this moment, the two of us are hooking shoulders and backs, which is quite dazzling in this vast sea of people, especially the teddy bear he is holding, who doesn't know and thinks it's his little brother.

"What are you two doing sneakily doing?" Turning her head, Peng Meijia didn't know what to do and stood behind the two of us unconsciously.

"I was just about to leave, when I saw Banban and caught up with him. I said, although this nonsense is a bit, but it is still a valid reason.

Banban: "Yes, we are talking about the old days, can you avoid it?"

"Yes, I also want to catch up, you see we haven't seen each other for two minutes, shouldn't we talk about what happened in these two minutes?" Peng Meijia said mockingly, it was obvious that Banban had already caused me, and I felt that Peng Meijia would be able to kill me in minutes.

"Here you go, you catch up with it. "After stuffing the teddy bear into Peng Meijia's arms, Banban and I fled frantically, it doesn't matter where the destination is, the most important thing is to escape from Peng Meijia's sight quickly.

When we ran downstairs, the bell rang, "There will be a period later, I'm going back to my first examination room, you hurry up and run back, your beloved Goddess Peng is waiting for you at the door of the examination room." ”

Although Banban performed exceptionally in the last exam, his student number was still in the same examination room as Peng Meijia, and it was not very far away. This should be the legendary fate.

"No, you can't go, let's talk for another five minutes, and now it's the bell to remind the teachers to go to the exam room and open the door. I don't dare to go back, what if Peng Meijia beats me?" Ban Ban said, dragging me hard as he spoke.

"Hitting is scolding and love, if she beats you, it means that she loves you, you have to be happy, what are you afraid of, didn't you have the courage to confess just now?"

He said very seriously, "What kind of bullshit logic is this, it doesn't work at all." And just before I had time to confess, I stood in front of Peng Meijia with a balloon and a teddy bear, and my brain was short-circuited, and I didn't know what to say at all, plus there were so many people watching the excitement around, I was very nervous. ”

Me: "...... So you didn't confess just now, you just looked like a confession. ”

"Yes. That's it...... You said I should change the object to confess, I feel that Peng Meijia is not suitable for me, I can't beat her, and I will definitely suffer in the future. ”

At this point, I can only tell him two big truths, "Banban, do you know what it means to 'only take one scoop of weak water for 3,000 drinks'." ”

This muddy boy is not real, he doesn't know how to pretend to understand, "It's just that I'm thirsty and want to drink water, how can one scoop be enough, if it's me, at least three scoops." The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.