Chapter 65 There are countless fans
I want to do to you, what spring does to cherry trees.
This sentence is clearly a very rogue statement.
However, after Lin Xuan replied to the sentence "I have a big banana", many people did not react at all and did not realize the hooligan meaning in it.
Netizens commented.
"What do I want to do to you, what do I mean to do to the cherry tree in the spring? What does it have to do with doing [love] things? Is it because I am too poorly educated? Why can't I understand it at all. Cover your face manually. ”
"It's over, it's all because I don't study well, Boss Lin told me all the words that were pretended, but I still can't understand the connotation, can I still be saved?"
"I don't really understand. ”
"Ask the great god to help analyze it, what is going on?"
"Same question. ”
“……”
Many netizens looked confused and asked questions.
There are still talents among netizens, and a netizen named "I'm afraid of hooligans being educated" quickly gave an analysis.
"The English word for spring is spring, which also means cracked, and the English word for cherry is cherry, which alludes to (virgin) woman, and then you think about it, what did spring do to the cherry tree? Spring is coming, and the buds on the branches of the cherry tree are blooming.
Therefore, the meaning of this sentence is just two words "***)". ”
After the explanation of the netizens who were "afraid that the hooligans are educated", other netizens who looked confused suddenly realized, and the comment area exploded all of a sudden.
"I, Nima, cultural people are just different, such dirty words are said so poetically, 66666. ”
"Woo woo woo, I'm an emotionless little train. ”
"This is not a bus to kindergarten, I'm going to get off. ”
"Hahaha, the windows have been welded dead by me, don't you think. ”
"Shameless, rascal. ”
"My mother asked me why I was kneeling and scrolling through Weibo, there was no way, I had to bow my head to the cultured guy. ”
Lin Xuan drank water and looked at the comments of netizens, blinked his eyes, and smiled narrowly.
Netizens left messages under his Weibo.
"I didn't expect you to be such a Boss Lin, you shameless Lich King. ”
"Drive without saying a word. ”
"It's so poetic, it's so emotional, it's so like. ”
"As a cute girl, I like to flirt with my sister like this, Boss Lin. Boss Lin, I like you, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you. ”
"Boss Lin is really a contradictory person, on the one hand, he is very low-key, on the other hand, he is very proud, on the other hand, he is as tall as an old artist, and on the other hand, he is a shameless Lich King, what a man like a mystery. ”
An online article asked: "Boss Lin, in real life, he must be a master of flirting with girls, right?"
Lin Xuan replied with a smile:
"This friend, he talks as much as he talks, why is he still insulting? With my appearance, do you think I need to flirt with my sister? The girl who is in a hurry to flirt with me can go around the bar street in two circles. ”
If a star would definitely not dare to talk like this, but Lin Xuan never thought about being a star at all, so he didn't have any baggage, just like chatting with friends every day, giving full play to his stinky and shameless language style.
Netizens expressed their disdain.
"Phew. ”
"Don't Bilian. ”
"I saw a face hiding in the corner crying, I used to ask it why it was so sad, it said it was Boss Lin's face, and Boss Lin didn't want it anymore. ”
A netizen named "Foot Picker" was simply shameless, and sent a message to Lin Xuan: "Boss Lin, I like you so much, I have time to sleep together." ”
Netizens were immediately happy.
"Hahaha, I was surprised to see the werewolf who greeted the man. ”
"I admire Boss Lin's talent, you actually covet Boss Lin's (chrysanthemum) flower, skr werewolf. ”
"Just like a fearless man like you, share some poses with you. Riding a tiger man, barely riding a man, a man on the clip, a man to speak. ”
“……”
I, Nima, is usually Lin Xuan's disgusting person, and what he said made others look helpless, but this time he was disgusted by the "big man who picked his feet", and looking at many comments, the whole person was not good.
I suddenly remembered some upside-down, colorful, and chaotic pictures.
Forehead...... Let me vomit for a moment.
Lin Xuan rolled his eyes and replied, "I'm sorry, I want to find a female wife in the future." ”
Netizens were immediately happy again.
"Hahaha, this word "female" is very spiritual. ”
"Boss Lin, why are you so witty. ”
"Boss Lin, you are really talented, I like you so much. ”
"Boss Lin reacts so quickly, it's so interesting. ”
A netizen with the ID "Meng Da Da Little Fairy" replied: "Boss Lin, how can I sleep with you, and what conditions do you have for finding a girlfriend?"
Lin Xuan hasn't answered yet, and the following online articles have replied one after another.
"This great god tells you that the basic ideal girlfriend in the minds of boys is generally divided into two kinds, the first type has clear eyes and long hair, and the second kind is as glamorous as a peach and plum, and the enthusiasm is like fire. ”
"Boys generally look at girls, the first thing they look at is their eyes, if they find that the other person's eyes are not looking at themselves, then the gaze will slide like a cloud, look at the chest. So, the important thing is to say the important thing three times. ”
"Oh, upstairs is just graduating from kindergarten, children make choices, adults all want! Our slogan is, Naiko, ass, big white legs!"
“……”
Lin Xuan saw a series of comments that went to the kidney, and "cut" with disdain, with a holy smile on his face that was not close to women.
He immediately replied, "Hehe, a bunch of big pigs' trotters, look at what you say, is it what people say?
I'll tell you, I never care if my girlfriend looks good or not, as long as I feel it!
Girls who generally make me feel ...... All look beautiful. ”
Netizens were immediately happy again.
"Hahahaha, shameless. ”
"Boss Lin, how funny are you. ”
"Boss Lin, did you save the galaxy in your last life? ”
Lin Xuan replied to the last sentence with a smile, "That's all for today's interaction, you can continue to send me private messages as I said before, tell the story of yourself or your friends, if the story touches me, I will create a song for you based on the story." Friends can use pronouns when telling stories, not real-life names, because if the story touches me, I want to share it with more people on Weibo. ”
Netizens replied enthusiastically.
"Okay, Boss Lin. ”
"Boss Lin, I have a friend with a very touching story, I will send you a private message when I go back. ”
"If only you could write a song based on my story. ”
Lin Xuan glanced at it twice, and then directly closed Weibo.
The interaction between Lin Xuan and netizens, some interesting answers were screenshotted and forwarded by netizens one after another, and spread out, causing a lot of commotion on the Internet.
Especially the sentence "Your name is on your ID card", the pursuit of independent personality and independent thinking revealed in this sentence has been recognized by many netizens, who have praised Lin Xuan as a clear stream, different from those stars who make money from traffic.
The sentence "I want to do it to you, what I do to the cherry tree in the spring" spread quickly, this sentence is very poetic, and the golden sentence is bursting, which has caused many netizens to forward it, and it soon became an Internet buzzword.
As for other interesting interactions, they also attracted the attention of netizens.
After this interaction, Lin Xuan's image in front of netizens became more plump.
First of all, Lin Xuan is a creator who wins by the quality of his works, has feelings and connotations, and secondly, he shows his humorous and funny side.
Humorous people are easy to get the favor of others, and Lin Xuan is very down-to-earth and terrier in his interaction, without the slightest idol baggage, which makes people feel very close.
In addition, Lin Xuan is handsome, talented, and charming, conquering many netizens, making his fans climb steadily.