223, about to grow taller!

Wang Jian's hope of growing taller came sooner than he was quite tall.

When he opened the backstage of Douyin the next day, ready to see how the response to his new video of "not laughing but crying" was, the number of "9954.1w" that almost made him unbelievable directly stunned, as if someone had poured a basin of liquid nitrogen at -196 Β°C in the winter, and directly petrified in place!

A few minutes later, Wang Jian, who was nailed to the spot and staring at his mobile phone, jumped up like a monkey, and while jumping, he let out bursts of poignant and piercing ears, full of countless "sadness" and "grievances" of ghosts crying wolf.

"Ten whole months!

"From getting the mutant Douyin APP to now, it has been ten months and three hundred days!

"Three hundred days of suffering, three hundred days of anticipation, three hundred days of hard work in prison, are finally coming to an end! Lao Tzu can finally grow taller! He can finally be a good man who stands up to the sky! He can finally go out to meet people! Woo woo woo...... Wow wow wow...... It's so fucking not easy......"

Thinking of the past 300 days, there are delicious foods that cannot be eaten, streets that cannot be walked, beautiful women who cannot be soaked, and "powder but not grass...... Among them, there were thousands of patience and suffering, and Wang Jian was directly moved by himself to cry "woo wow, wow".

At this time, Wang Jian, with his hair scattered, looked excited, burst into tears, and kept chattering in his mouth, jumping up and down at the same time, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, just like Ji Kang and Ruan Ji, the representatives of the ancient literati who were known for their heroism and casualness, and freedom and freedom - this is a nice saying; if it is not good, it is not much different from the madman in the madhouse, no different!

Fortunately, Mother Jian, Sister Jian and Lin Xiaoya are not at home, otherwise, they will think that this guy is crazy!

Wang Jian, who jumped and jumped, cried and laughed, circled around the house a few times, screamed for a while, and vented his excitement and excitement in his heart happily, as well as the countless ridicule, contempt and ridicule brought about by being short and being pushed down in the past few hundred days and more than 20 years.

Half an hour later, Wang Jian recovered from his madness and madness, and changed back to his original self again.

He went to the bathroom to take a shower, took a shower, washed off the clothes that had just been wet from jumping and crying, and then lay down on the mattress spread in the living room, blown by the air conditioner, and began to think about the two major problems he had to face because he was about to grow taller.

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Problem 1:

How to make the people around you believe and accept.

If the changes in his facial features in front of him can be used to fool his mother Zeng Yu with subtle changes, boiling frogs in warm water, and moving qi and nourishing the body, then the changes in height can't be fooled anyway.

We have to use new ideas and new reasons for this.

Regarding his own growth, he had considered it before, and the best way was to tell the three women in his family that he had heard that there was a new "bone pulling and height enhancement" surgery abroad, and he wanted to go abroad to do this kind of surgery, and then hide in a place and disappear for a while, such as the home of his hometown in Shishi, waiting for the transformation and optimization of his height by the mutant Douyin APP, and after the transformation is completed, he will return to Jiangcheng with a new look.

At present, those who know his identity and have seen his real height can count them with a slap, just Jian's mother, Sister Jian, Zeng Jingrong and Ye Lu's family of three.

So, he just needs to convince these six people and fool these six people.

As for outsiders who understand his identity after his identity is exposed in the future, such as classmates, colleagues, relatives and friends in his hometown, how his "becoming handsome" and "growing taller" will be his only response, probably is to smile, and then come to a pretext such as "secondary development" and "God is perfect".

This kind of excuse, will these people believe it, whether they accept it or not, he doesn't care, and he doesn't care, at most, it is just that he is thought to have made countless trips to South Korea, and he has gone under the knife all over his body to change his face.

This, of course, will affect the acting route he wants to take in the future and make easy money, but that's not a big deal. Celebrities basically have plastic surgery, the difference is only in the size and how much.

If the news media asks about this in the future (and there is no doubt that someone will ask this question in the future), and then take out human witnesses - people who are familiar with his previous appearance, physical evidence - photos of him when he was a child, group photos with people, group photos and other things to prove that he Wang Jian did not hesitate to go to the hospital for plastic surgery in order to be beautiful and tall, and he also operated on his whole body, to question his beauty and height.

In this regard, Wang Jian will strongly deny it, and let these people stop hearsay, and if they want to prove that he has had plastic surgery, they will come up with dry goods. If any plastic surgery hospital can show the records and photos of his plastic surgery, he will reward the other party with 10 million!

Of course, no hospital in the world can take this!

Without the concrete hammer of his admission to the hospital for plastic surgery, some people can only believe and accept what he says about "secondary development" and "God is perfect".

Of course, there are also diehards and diehards who do not believe and do not accept.

Then the two sides should argue and fight.

Wang Jian, who has more than people, is louder than his voice, has more than 100 million fans, and has at least tens of millions of "old and disabled fans", is not afraid of fighting with others!

In the end, the result could only end in the failure of the diehards and diehards who wanted to "slander him" and "slander him" without being able to come up with a concrete hammer.

"OK! It's feasible to go abroad to do the 'bone pulling and height enhancement surgery' to fool my mother, cousin, Xiaoya and Xiaolu's family, so there is another tricky problem to solve. Wang Jian snapped his fingers and had a solution to the first problem.

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Problem 2:

During the period of his disappearance, how will the steamed bun shop that has lost genetically modified raw materials function?

In response to the second problem, Wang Jian once thought of a solution, that is, to deploy a camera in the warehouse, connect the camera to the Internet, and he remotely control it through his mobile phone at the other end.

That's how he analyzed it.

The mutant douyin app changes the genes of the ingredients by irradiating the ingredients through the camera, which must not be just a simple irradiation, but must have emitted some kind of unknown rays through the camera, or electromagnetic waves, or even gravitational waves and the like, anyway, it is a black technology that is basically incomprehensible to the current human technology.

Since it may be a wave, then through the camera and network connection, as long as Wang Jian can see the food in the warehouse, then he uses his mobile phone to shoot the food in the warehouse with the mutated douyin APP, then it should work.

Of course, whether it works or not, he still needs to do an experiment to verify it.

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Digital products such as mobile phones, cameras, computers, etc., Wang Jian used to use Taobao to let sellers deliver to their homes.

Now, in order to verify his idea as soon as possible, he made an exception and went to the computer city in Nanping in the afternoon under the thunderous sun of the skin, equipped the food warehouse with monitoring, and connected to the Internet.

"Whether it will succeed or not depends on this one. Wang Jian walked out of the food warehouse, came to the side of the road, and turned on the camera in the warehouse by remote control through the 4G network network of a new mobile phone used for monitoring.

The camera he bought in the computer city is a relatively intelligent high-definition surveillance camera, which can not only rotate like a moving head fan, but also adjust the focus, enlarge the picture, and also have infrared night vision function.

Wang Jian turned the camera, adjusted the focus, and aimed the lens at a bag of flour that was placed on the ground for experiments, and had not yet been "genetically modified" by him.

THEN,WANG JIAN TOOK OUT HIS SECOND-HAND FRUIT 6SPLUS,OPEN DOUYIN,CLICK"SELFIE",then"Flip"The camera,Hold the front camera of Guo Liu8SPLUSThe flour in the picture,And click "Beautify"and"Beautify"β€”β€”Because he is used to Apple's IOS,Wang Jian is too lazy to learn、Adapt to the Android machine that has never been used,The mobile phone used for monitoring still chooses Apple。

As soon as "Beauty" was a little bit, his second-hand fruit 6 immediately jumped out of a familiar dialog box, I don't know how many times it has been operated:

"This effect is a permanent change at the genetic level. When changed, the internal materials and external forms that make up the target will change radically. Do you confirm the change?"

"it! can it really be?" Wang Jian stared at the dialog box of the second-hand fruit 6 dumbfounded, "beautiful eyes" widened, and inside the mask covering his mouth and nose, a "groove" sounded directly!