Two days later, according to the design of the two, Ye Lu successfully entered another branch of Heytea, which was about to open in the "Three Gorges Square Pedestrian Street" in Jiangcheng.

Moreover, when Ye Lu entered, this branch was still in preparation and was being renovated intensively, which was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. On the day she was admitted, Ye Lu couldn't wait to go to work, running up and down, busy with everything she could, and she was not willing to do a good job, which was completely inconsistent with her image of a delicate little fairy, which surprised countless people, including the decoration workers in the store.

So, while the male store manager in charge of recruiting Leaf Green frequently gave her a thumbs up, he made up his mind that he planned to promote Leaf Green to his left arm and right arm as soon as the new store opened.

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Ye Lu stole the teacher according to the plan, and Wang Jian continued to stay at home, posting his one-minute short video at a frequency of every few days.

This time, he didn't keep selling jokes as before, because selling jokes until now, he can't sell anymore. Everyone's smile at his "alluring the country and the city" is already a little aesthetically tired.

This can be seen from the fact that his douyin fans have been stuck at more than 97 million, and they have been rushing for several days, but they have not rushed to 98 million.

If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be successful.

Seeing that the number of fans has not been long-term, Wang Jian did not dare to sit idly by.

Now he is more than 2 million fans away from breaking 100 million fans, which can be described as a "kick in the door"!

So, in order to break 100 million yuan as soon as possible and grow taller as soon as possible, this time, Wang Jian spent a little effort and changed his way of playing, no longer laughing, but crying, so that fans can see the crying appearance of "the first person in Douyin" and "the world's first handsome"!

It's not right to say crying, strictly speaking, it's a cosplay-like role-play, there is a plot, there is a plot in it, not a silly cry there for no reason!

In Wang Jian's role-play of preparing for "first crying", he plans to imitate a certain clip in Chen Kaige's "The Legend of the Cat Demon" that he watched with his second cousin Zeng Jingrong in the cinema at the end of last year, specifically, Li Bai was invited by Tang Xuanzong, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, to lie on the edge of Huaqing Pond after drinking, writing poems to praise Yang Guifei Yang Yuhuan, while writing poems, crying and laughing, a bold and poignant scene.

As for why he chose this paragraph, it is because this paragraph is his second cousin's favorite. When Li Bai's eternal quatrain of "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon" in the movie theater was sung, Zeng Jingrong, who was sitting next to him, burst into tears!

It's a woman, and she understands women!

Wang Jian now wants to earn women's likes and attention, so he can only vote for what he likes and take care of women's emotions.

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Three days later, Wang Jian arrived home with the acting props he bought from Taobao.

There are several kinds of props: screens, robes worn by the ancients, hats, beards attached to their mouths, and finally brushes and inkstones.

After everything arrived, and the three women in the family all went out to leave, Wang Jian put on a new dress, walked to the mirror in the bathroom to take a look, and suddenly, an immortal wearing a white robe, wearing a black winged high hat, and a blue and white beard, "Dao Bone Fairy Wind", appeared in Wang Jian's sight!

"Damn! It turns out that Lao Tzu is so beautiful in Hanfu? Fortunately, Lao Tzu was not born in ancient times, otherwise how could there be any beautiful men in ancient times, what happened to Pan An and Song Yu?" Looking at himself in the mirror, Wang Jian shook his head and shook his tail and stroked his beard, and couldn't help but boast triumphantly.

After the ambitious Wang Jian scratched his head in front of the mirror and posed for his new appearance, he returned to the bedroom, set up his mobile phone, half lay in front of the screen, holding an ink-soaked brush, and began to play against the classic scene of "Poetry and Poetry" in "The Legend of the Cat Demon", which he had watched countless times in advance.

"The clouds want clothes, the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon;

"If it weren't for the jade mountain, I would meet Yaotai under the moon. ”

Wang Jian shook his head at the camera, learned Li Bai's posture in the movie, and recited poetry.

However, even if he memorizes the lines of this scene well, and his appearance and posture are exactly the same, the final effect of the film is very poor, giving people the feeling that he is a jumping clown who is a toddler in Handan, parroting, and completely unable to reflect the heroic and unrestrained and uninhibited poet Li Bai in the movie!

Especially the other party's tears in laughter, the kind of great sadness that the world cries together hidden in the free and easy, he can't show it even if he is killed!

"Interlaced like a mountain, Nima, it's really interlaced like a mountain!" Wang Jian, who had been interlaced five times and couldn't get out half a drop of horse urine, threw the brush in his hand on the pen stand, got up directly, and went to watch a movie in front of the computer.

Yes, he plans to watch "The Legend of the Cat Demon" again from beginning to end, immerse himself wholeheartedly in the movie, and immerse himself in the great emotions and great sorrows of the poet fairy Li Bai at that time - the kind of great sadness and great pain in the face of my fair lady and peerless beauty, I want to go up but dare not go up, and can only chant poetry!

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After calming down and taking a look, a product, a immersion, sure enough, Wang Jian finally found that he seemed to have found some feelings, and he was able to put himself in his shoes and feel the state of mind of Shixian at that time, that is:

Damn, you Tang Minghuang, you really don't see the fucking Yanfu, you can have Yang Yuhuan's eternal beauty - if there is, you can just hide Jiao in the golden house, and bring it out to show off your mother's affection!

It's just a matter of showing off and showing affection, but you still have to call Lao Tzu to write poems, to eulogize your love, and sing praises to you!

And in front of countless foreign friends from all over the world, I will sing praises to the two of you!

It's tolerable, it's unbearable!

It's so fucking unbearable!

However, the saddest thing is that Lao Tzu didn't want to write at all, but he was afraid of you, the second emperor's obscenity, so he had to write, and he didn't dare not write!

What about Shixian?

What if there is no one before and no one after us?

In the face of power, this so-called poet fairy who has been sung for thousands of years is a bullshit!

No, it's not even bullshit!

In an instant, Wang Jian felt that he seemed to capture the sad state of mind of the poet when he wrote this poem, he was depressed, and he had nowhere to say or dare to say.

So, he immediately got up, hurried back to the kitchen, took out an onion from the refrigerator, took a slice in private, and wiped it at the corners of his eyes—

"Ahh

Wang Jian ignored the stimulation of his eyes, opened his teary eyes, walked into the bedroom in a few steps, picked up the brush again, pulled a piece of soft paper and rubbed it towards the two eyes that had become red, and looked up at the sky in front of the screen.

The movie is desolate, and the background music of the vast distance sounds.

Wang Jian had tears in his eyes, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and once again began to sing Li Bai's eternal swan song praising Yang Yuhuan's beauty:

"The clouds want clothes, the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon;

"If it weren't for the jade mountain, I would meet Yaotai under the moon.

"Haha...... Haha......"

Wang Jian laughed while writing, laughing up to the sky, laughing with tears in his laughter, and almost completely integrated himself into the role of the movie:

He himself is the poet immortal Li Bai, next to him stands the beautiful Yang Guifei, who is a beautiful woman who has fallen into the country and the city, and next to the beauty stands his man, a man who is powerful in the world and the most powerful man on the earth, and he is "prostrate" at the feet of the man, using his peerless talent to praise and praise against his heart......

"Haha...... Hahaha......" Wang Jian's laughter, which was worse than crying, sounded in the room again.