What?

Did you hear me right, bribe me?

How much is it? cash or check, do I need a receipt?

Wu Liangshan's thinking was too jumpy, which made Li Shisan very uncomfortable, and directly wrote a surprised expression on his face.

"I don't have any money!" Without waiting for Li Shisan to ask for details, Wu Liangshan immediately gasped again: "Using the second uncle's money to bribe you seems insincere." ”

If you don't have any money, you can talk about a bribe of wool? Are you worried that my temper is too good, and I am reluctant to smoke you?

Li 13 almost pulled his face down and slapped him out.

"I don't have much ability, except for getting into trouble, what I'm best at...... Only pickled girls", Wu Liangshan noticed the change in Li Shisan's expression, but he didn't flinch in the slightest, and still said unhurriedly: "From the perspective of your predecessors, how about the two I brought back today?"

"So-so!"

"So-so, how did I hear that my seniors had nosebleeds at that time......"

This kid is really begging to beat, which pot can't be opened!

As soon as Li Shisan had the idea of raising his hand, Wu Liangshan had already turned his face over: "Senior, you hit me, hit me hard! Who made me unable to speak, even the shortcomings of my predecessors dared to be revealed." ”

If you let me fight, I will beat you?

Li 13 shrunk his hand into his trouser pocket and muttered in a low voice: "Grandma, in that scene, is he still a man without nosebleeds?"

"Well, the seniors are not wrong, if it were me, there might be more flow than you!"

Li 13 was silent. He can see that the kid in front of him is too hateful. Either you beat him to death and don't give him a chance to speak, or you just think he's farting and don't hear a word in your heart.

"What's that, senior...... Are you particularly annoyed with me? If you are annoyed, I will beat me hard, it's okay, I won't cry, I won't hang myself, I'm sure you will be comfortable and satisfied!"

Li 13 stood up. He wanted to get out of this hellish place and go downstairs to sleep.

"The girl who took a stick from you, surnamed Yao, has a variety of names. I think...... I'll give her to you!"

This sentence can't be taken as a deaf ear, Li Shisan put back the foot that had already stepped out, and glanced at Wu Liangshan coldly: "You just want me to beat you so much, you can't even recognize your mother?"

Hearing about his deceased mother, Wu Liangshan's eyes darkened, but he quickly regained his strength, stared at Li Shisan's eyes tightly, and said very seriously: "Don't get me wrong. Duozi is a good girl who is clean and self-conscious, I haven't touched it!"

"Haven't you really touched it?"

"No, this kind of thing, how dare I lie to you!"

"Then you should cherish people. Don't send it around, it's hateful!"

"But I really don't have anything to handle......"

"Don't make it that complicated. If you really want to bribe me, just stuff the money, the more the merrier, I don't care where you got it. ”

"Really?"

"Really, I'm also afraid of poverty, and I can't wait to lie in the pile of money every day, and spend it as much as I want. ”

"I've changed my mind!"

"Oh, you don't want to bribe me?"

"Hmm. You're too greedy to give you any amount of money. ”

"Count you kid on current affairs!"

"I want to ...... I bow down to you. ”

"Swearing, calling a brother?"

"Yes, big brother, please bow down to the little brother!"

"I'm sorry, I only accept the younger brother, not the righteous brother. It's almost the same as my sister or something, why don't you go for an operation?" Li Shisan was annoyed by being entangled, and he also had the idea of teasing.

"I can't do surgery, I'm afraid of pain. It's no problem to be your little brother. But I'm also a rich second generation, give me some privileges! That's good, let me recognize you as a godfather, and godfather will be a godfather!"

"No, you're calling me old. In the future, how will you go out to pick up girls?"

"I can't do it...... Then let's be relatives directly!"

"Relatives?" Li Shisan's mind reminded him of Wu Yanran's pretty appearance. It seems that it is not bad to find a wife like this. The problem is, this body seems to have a wife, although it has no feelings for itself, after all, it is the favorite of the ex, so it's hard to say if you don't want it.

"Yes, Yao Duozi and Meng Duocai are cousins, you marry one, I marry one, won't we become relatives?" Wu Liangshan said, raised his hand, and swore on the spot: "As long as you are willing to agree, I promise to die from the beginning!"

"Sick!"

Finally throwing these two words out of his mouth, Li Shisan felt a lot more relaxed.

"Well, I'm sick", Wu Liangshan suddenly fell to the ground and hugged Li Shisan's right leg: "I can see that you are a good person with ability, a good person." Please, say goodbye to me! My biggest wish in my life is to have a reliable big brother like you...... Shelter me from the wind and rain. ”

Why is this still a leper dog?

Li Shisan's heart was disgusted, and he was about to raise his leg to shake it off, but Wu Liangshan had already let go of his hand and sat on the ground.

"Do you think that people like me are particularly annoying?" Wu Liangshan looked up at the sky, as if talking to himself.

"It's good that you know!" Li 13 nodded. In contrast, he prefers the bear child who thinks about killing him all the time.

"But, you know what? Most of the people around me are like that. But isn't it sad that I can't show my dislike for them, but I also have to try to fit in with them and be a part of them?"

Li 13 did not express his position.

If being a rich second generation can be regarded as a kind of sadness, then what should those poor dicks be happy about?

"Seriously, I want to make a friend with you, a real friend!" Wu Liangshan turned his head to Li Shisan, and his eyes were filled with tears at some point.

Li Shisan couldn't guess his thoughts, so he had to continue to remain silent.

"See. I'm used to being a hypocritical guy, even if I want to be serious once, you will doubt it", Wu Liangshan raised his head again: "Actually, I want to test you so much, I just want to see what kind of person you are, is it worth my Wu Liangshan to be a brother with all my heart and lungs? Anyway, this is retribution, retribution, ha, ha, ha!"

With three bitter smiles that couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing, Wu Liangshan reached into his arms, pulled out a dagger made of stainless steel, sighed at the starry sky above his head, and then tightened the dagger in his hand and stabbed it hard into his chest!

didn't have time to think about it, Li Shisan, who saw this scene with his own eyes, hurriedly rushed over to stop it.

"It's late!"

Wu Liangshan could feel that the things in his hands had been accurately tied to his chest.

The dagger is coated with poison, and as long as there is blood, it must be a word "death".

Wu Liangshan, who knew that his life was short, simply closed his eyes and left instructions word by word: "One life for another, take care of my second uncle for me, don't let them be hurt, okay?"

If you can't live a friend of the previous generation, you will exchange your death for a promise...... Ruthless or not?

The dead are greater, you are always embarrassed to hurt, or deceive a person who is about to die, right?!

After waiting for a long time and not hearing the echo of the "senior", Wu Liangshan had to open his eyes again, and then saw Li Shisan, who was squatting in front of him with a smile on his face.

Between Li Shisan's fingers, there was something sandwiched.

Wu Liangshan's dagger, the pattern on the handle is carved by him himself, which is unique.

However, there seems to be no blood on the dagger, and it can be used as a mirror if it is clean. The layer of poison powder that he had applied before that dissolved into the blood had also disappeared.

I know that you are fast enough to save me.

Knowing that he was fine, Wu Liangshan was happy in his heart, but he couldn't help but glance at his chest.

Damn, it's a banana.

The peeled banana was full of paste on his chest.

No wonder I didn't feel any pain at all, I thought it was too fast!

"How about it? I didn't die this time, do you want to try again?" Seeing the banana on Wu Liangshan's chest that had been rotten into mud, Li Shisan also admired the other party's courage a little.

If you don't have two brushes, you will be a proper dead person in front of you.

"Save people to the end, you still have to bow to me!" Wu Liangshan's eyes, there is no fear, only determination.

Say goodbye, have a rich second-generation brother, and if you steal money in the future, you don't have to worry about having no source.

Li Shisan made up his mind, and was about to nod, only to hear a squeak.

The door to the rooftop opened.