Chapter 22: Li Thirteen's Preparations
From the moment he entered the stadium, Zhang Youtian's right eyelid began to crack and jump, and he couldn't control it, which made him feel very uneasy.
The left eye jumps wealth, and the right eye jumps disaster.
Tonight's game is too important, and people who are not superstitious on weekdays will become a little suspicious under this invisible pressure, not to mention, the movement of his eyelids is too big, and it is beyond his cognition.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!
From the door to the lounge, along the way, he was carefully observing, observing the movements in the surrounding environment, even if someone secretly let out a sullen fart, he would shoot his knife-like gaze fiercely......
Pan did not appear, and good steel was used on the blade. And, in order to satisfy the boss as much as possible, he needs to recharge his energy and carefully plan his every move.
At the same time, Li Shisan was not idle, leaving Pan out of the first place, running around, asking questions about the east and west.
Finally, ten minutes before the appearance, the right eyelid stopped beating and was quiet like a sleeping baby.
Zhang Youtian let out a long breath and spit out the demons that had been suppressed for a long time, and Shi Shiran stood up.
Cautious and cautious, he carefully checked the props on his body, and after confirming that they were correct, Zhang Youtian strode forward, shook his arms, and pushed open the door of the lounge with force.
I'm going to fight to fame!
Wow!
The bucket of sewage leaning against the door was out of balance because the door was wide open, and it was like a pour!
Although there were some accidents, Zhang Youtian was a magician after all, and his body, technique, and footwork were faster than ordinary people.
Before he had time to pose cool, a figure appeared in the corner of his eye, and the speed was not slow.
Someone attacked!
After hesitating, the road was broken, and between the lightning and flint, Zhang Youtian didn't have time to think about it, twisted his right foot on the ground, and his body slid to the left. No matter who is coming or what happens, he must keep a good distance first.
Slip, slip.
Although this foot is handsome, it can't take root when it lands.
It's not just who's bear kids, running here and throwing banana peels all over the place.
No matter how great Zhang Youtian's ability is, he can't continue to maintain the balance of his body in this situation, so he can only reluctantly fall to the ground...... Because the speed was too fast, this fall was not light.
It's not the time to cry out in pain, thinking of the figure that is close at hand, Zhang Youtian didn't think about it, slapped his palms on the ground, endured the pain, and got up with his strength.
It's a pity that the things he thought of were also counted.
When the palms went down, not only did they not shoot the reaction force, but they were also glued.
Pan came out to put forward ideas, and Li Shisan came out with materials, and in the expected area, a thick layer of super glue was applied.
"Someone, help!"
Zhang Youtian let out a terrible scream, he had to seize the last chance.
It's only a few tenths of a second.
Pan who was late, rode up viciously, first stuffed a whole rotten banana into Zhang Youtian's mouth, so that he could no longer break half a word, and then, with a cruel smile, took out a highlighter that had been waiting for a long time from his jacket pocket, and wrote a line of big characters on Zhang Youtian's face......
When the security personnel arrived when they heard the news, Pan had already slipped away.
There was more than one Zhang Youtian who was rescued, and all the irrelevant people who appeared in this area in these few minutes were all knocked unconscious by the sneak attack, sealed their mouths with duct tape, and dragged them into a nearby storage room.
"Your mom told you to come home for dinner!"
The eight words that Pan left on Zhang Youtian's face are actually risky. If Zhang Youtian really did this, Li Shisan's revenge plan today would be greatly discounted, and even the effect of a discount would not be achieved.
It's a pity that Zhang Youtian didn't come to be bullied today, he wanted to defeat seven competitors on his home stage, instead of being scared home by a guy who came from nowhere.
Zhang Youtian stood up, first used his mobile phone to leave a memory for his embarrassment, and then wiped his face clean with the wet hand towel handed by the staff; then looked at his watch again, knowing that the time was up, he smiled and persuaded the group of kind staff around him to leave, gently shook his hair, and walked to the front desk with firm steps.
Pan was already sitting in the audience, changing into the clothes he had first come in, and the trolley box that Li 13 had brought in had been "found" on the empty seat on the left side, and of course, the seat on his right was also empty, full of snacks like popcorn and cola.
Too many votes is capricious, Li Shisan specially gave him five tickets for consecutive seats, if you don't use it, it's too wasteful.
Not long after, Li Shisan also came back, his face was filled with the same feeling of comfort as having just finished defecation, and it was still the kind of "constipation that went away for many days".
Li Shisan felt the dullness of the scene, glanced at the extraordinarily quiet stage, and deliberately asked Pan Chutou: "Haven't started yet?"
"Well, that kid grinds a lot, and has been standing on it for a long time, and has said a lot of beautiful things, but he refuses to perform magic tricks well, and he is alone in the air, and he doesn't know what the hell he is doing. Pan came out and cooperated.
There are audiences all around, and it is difficult to keep the tip of his ears, so he doesn't dare to talk nonsense.
Intuitively, he believed that the abnormal behavior of the person on the stage was related to the belated arrival of his boss.
"That's good, don't delay me watching the play!" Li Shisan sat down in a separate position, took a bucket of popcorn handed over by Pan Mao, and threw several pieces into his mouth: "I've been holding my stool for several days, and I finally pulled it out, it's so cool!"
"This person is so vulgar, he doesn't feel disgusting when he talks about pooping when he eats!" Behind him, two rows of seats, a woman's voice came from disdain.
Originally, the sound was not loud, but because the venue was too quiet, the front and back rows could be heard clearly.
Pan was also happy after hearing it.
You really haven't seen the world.
Wait, and soon you'll know what disgusting is...... Our boss, that's a master who doesn't suffer losses, how can he be casually ridiculed by you in public?
Sure enough, Li Shisan couldn't sit still, first bent down, carried everyone on his back, and rummaged under the chair for something, and then, probably found what he was looking for, straightened his waist again, turned his head, grabbed several handfuls of popcorn from Pan Xiantou, put them on the bucket in his hand, and piled them up until they were sharp and would fall out with a slight shake.
Seeing Li Shisan walking out of the row where he was sitting with popcorn in one hand and Coke in the other, he turned his head to the third row behind him, and walked to the location of the woman who had just spoken, and a fool could guess what he was going to do.
The woman knew that what she said just now was a bit excessive, but she felt that she didn't need to apologize in front of so many people, so she pushed her male companion next to her hard: "You help me stop it, don't let that disgusting person come over!"
"People don't care much about you, can't you say a few words, what's disgusting or not disgusting", the male partner obviously doesn't like women's unreasonable troubles: "I'm really scared, so I stand up and apologize, and smile and hate." ”
"Apologize, why apologize? Isn't it just a little louder, much better than those who are thinking in their hearts, but don't dare to say it", the woman was probably irritated by her male partner, her voice was a little loud, and she was open-mouthed.
Okay, this mouth, she is not happy to say, but she offended the people around her, and cast unfriendly and even slightly hostile glances.
No matter what the circumstances, it is unwise to be angry, and the woman will change her mistake when she knows it, and she will clench her fist at Li Shisan: "This big brother, I really can't help it." I just thought that the magician on the stage was too boring, and I happened to hear you talking, and I said a few words that I didn't like. You have a lot of adults, don't be like my little girl, okay?Or, if you think it's really unhappy, scold me a few words, I will never talk back, right?"
After hearing this, ordinary people were embarrassed to get closer.
But, is our Comrade Li 13 an ordinary person?
No!
Li Shisan still lowered his head and didn't show his face straight, but he raised his hand and shook the thing in the palm of his hand lightly in the air: "Sister, you think too much, I just want to change my seat and sit." ”
No, what he was holding was a ticket. Not only is it in the same row as the woman, but it is next to each other, do you say it is a coincidence?
feelings, just now he lowered his head and looked for a long time, just for this ticket.
I walked around outside before, and this ticket was really not less, and there were all kinds of locations.
In this place where you spend money to watch a show, is it reasonable to say or to vote?
Tickets, of course!
Yes, I can't stop it if I want to.
The woman's male companion stood up, looked at Li Shisan, who was clearly unrelenting, and was about to say two words of justice that were not painful or helpful......
Li Shisan's body shook suddenly.
Isn't this the man who appeared in his dream?