15. Resign
On this day, Wang Jian was the first company in the department to arrive.
After arriving at the company, he turned on the computer, and instead of opening the web page and browsing the latest news as before, he opened a WORD document in his work disk and began to write a resignation report.
He had never written a resignation report, and he didn't know what kind of attention and format this thing was, so before writing it, he used Baidu to search for some templates as his reference.
In the process of searching, he suddenly found that two years ago, it was widely circulated on the Internet and in the circle of friends, and was called the most awesome and unique resignation letter in history by countless professionals. The reason for the entire resignation letter is only ten words:
"The world is so big, I want to see it!"
"Look at this female teacher, how free and easy, how wanton? What 'thank the leader for his appreciation, thank the company for his cultivation, thank my colleagues for their love', or fucking the ball! The leader neither appreciated me, nor did the company cultivate me, except for Ye Lu, other colleagues can't talk about any love - don't ridicule, don't laugh, don't joke about the acne on Lao Tzu's face, the teeth in my mouth and my 'second-class cripple' height, Lao Tzu will be grateful, what kind of love to talk about?
"I'm going to resign anyway, so I'm going to be chic, throw away those high-sounding, give up those hypocrisy and flashiness, and express my heart straight like this female teacher. Looking at the resignation letter of a female teacher in an experimental middle school in Henan two years ago, Wang Jian suddenly made up his mind.
crackling, it took less than a minute for Wang Jian to finish his resignation letter.
After that, Wang Jian clicked "Print" and printed out the resignation letter, which almost did not consume his brain cells at all.
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Not much to do this morning.
When he was about to get off work for dinner, Wang Jian suddenly listened to Ma Dongrong and another female colleague in the department talking about what hands, saying that he brushed a pair of "peerless beautiful hands" when he brushed Douyin last night, the back of the hand, the palm and fingers, and the nails on the ten fingers, straight, slender, regular, round and jade, it was so beautiful that it took people's breath away!
And, most importantly, the owner of the hand did not use filters and beautification to modify his hands at all, it was completely the most authentic display, not a pair of fake hands that were virtualized by filters and beautification, but a pair of hands that really existed in the real world!
Anyway, she has lived to be in her thirties, and she has never seen such a beautiful hand.
As soon as Wang Jian heard it, he knew that Ma Dongrong was talking about his own hand, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud.
Later, a few more boring colleagues joined Ma Dongrong's chat camp, including Ye Lu, all of whom chattered that she also watched the video shared by Sister Ma last night, and those hands are indeed "rare in the sky and unparalleled in the ground", any part, any detail, is the best!
Seeing that Ye Lu had also seen his short video, and had such a high opinion of the hands in the video, Wang Jian's smug color in his heart became even stronger, and he thought, do you want to reveal the real owner of these hands to Ye Lu later?
Before he had fully made up his mind, the audience shifted the topic of discussion to other places, and everyone began to care about whether the master of the hand was male or female, male or female.
Some people say that this is simply a pair of women's hands, how can a man's hands be so delicate and delicate? And the skin of the hands is as tender as a baby.
Others say, "Not necessarily!" Men also have good-looking hands. Men's skin is also fair and delicate. For example, Wang Jian in the department, isn't this kid's skin so good that women are jealous? As he spoke, someone began to call Wang Jian's name and call him over to let his brothers and sisters appreciate his "natural beauty".
Wang Jian was taken aback, he changed his avatar, changed his nickname, even his fighting number, and his age, but he didn't want familiar people to know about him, at least before he really became popular, he didn't want to expose his true identity.
Now, seeing that a few boring guys in the department wanted to observe him closely, and might even shout at him to show his hands to see, Wang Jian, who was startled, immediately ignored the call of his colleagues and burst into laughter, and immediately urinated and disappeared from his seat.
Wang Jian walked to the toilet in a bit of embarrassment, found an unmanned cubicle, sat on the toilet lid, and stayed for a few minutes.
During this period, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on Douyin, checked his fans, and found that the number of fans had increased by several thousand, from 3102 in the morning to 10650 now.
"Haha, the fans have exceeded 10,000, and the ears can also be unlocked. The steady growth of the number of fans makes Wang Jian very happy.
Not only has the number of fans "skyrocketed" by thousands, but there have also been hundreds of retweets and comments.
Wang Jian immediately couldn't wait to open the comment area, wanting to see what netizens had to say about his pair of "jade hands".
The vast majority of evaluations are surprised and admired, what "amazing hand", what "magical", "ingenious", "absolutely amazing", "beautiful"...... Seeing Wang Jian's heart blooming, he was overjoyed.
But there are also some comments that are not very harmonious and even make him angry, such as:
"Don't be deceived by the anchor, this 'pink cute man' is simply a woman dressed as a man!"
"There's nothing wrong with it! Dude is sharp-eyed, I think it is!"
"How can a man have such a good hand?"
"Even if it's a man, it's a feminine pseudo-mother!"
“……”
Wang Jian looked through them one by one, and the more he looked at them, the more angry he became, and he immediately wanted to delete these negative comments.
But then I thought about it, there are many people who are popular, and I can't even endure this level of criticism now, and I really became an "Internet celebrity" in the future, and even went from a virtual Internet celebrity to reality, and became a "reality red" like a TV movie star.
Moreover, in Douyin's recommendation algorithm, the "number of comments" is a higher weight than the "number of likes", regardless of bad reviews, the more comments, the more popular and interesting it is, and the easier it is to be officially recommended by Douyin.
And, most importantly, if you delete all the bad and negative reviews, and the comments are full of applaudation and praise, what is the difference between browsing a piece of news and finding that the comments behind it are all "good, supportive, tall, mighty, and hopeful"?
If criticism is not free, praise is meaningless!
After comprehensive consideration, Wang Jian decided to keep these comments that made him feel a little unhappy, except for direct personal attacks and unjustified slander and abuse, all negative and negative reviews were retained!
Of course, Ren netizens suspect that even slandering his gender is not Wang Jian's style, and it is still necessary to fight back.
"Nima, how dare you doubt Lao Tzu's gender? Lao Tzu is coming to slap you in the face!" said that, Wang Jian didn't think about it, and immediately sent out the 15-second short video of cutting his toenails in the draft box.
Although the mutant douyin app has optimized all the skin on his body, making it whiter, finer, more tender, and more shiny.
However, the body hair or something, it hasn't changed.
The hairy part is still hairy!
For example, the calves, such as the thumbs and backs of the feet, are sparsely sparse with black hair. This is a secondary sex characteristic that distinguishes men from women.
As long as he releases his short video of "hairy feet", the comment area, and the rumors that doubt his gender in reality, will be self-defeating.
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PS: Brothers, vote! Recommended, collect a wave, my son is open-minded......