Chapter 962: Obvious Excuses
Hearing the maid say this, Chi Dao grinned, pushed open the door of the small courtyard, and then rushed in, shouting, "Xingxing, I'm here!"
Chen Mo: "......"
Chen Mo and the others were just a little embarrassed just now, but now they are very embarrassed, why did you run to see your little lover, we?
Obviously, the brothers who said that they were good, they have all eaten such an expensive meal, why do you still treat us so badly? What about the 72 thieves of Nanling who said that they would kill together and participate in the auction of Tianbao Pavilion together?
It's all fart!
"Boss, are we going to leave or go in?" Zhou Bodong asked weakly.
Mu Fengyang didn't speak.
Lu Bo rolled his eyes and shouted to the maid: "That good-looking young lady, we are Chi Dao's friends, may I ask, can we go in?"
The maid tilted her head to look at Chen Mo and them, and then said, "That ugly little fat man, are you Chi Dao's friends?"
Lu Bo: "......"
I'm not fat! I'm just a little strong!
You can call me fat! You must not call me ugly!
If you have to call me ugly, I will also call you ugly in my heart!
"Ugly!" Lu Bo scolded fiercely in his heart, but the smile on his face did not weaken in the slightest, and said: "Yes, yes, we are Chi Dao's best friends, and we are good brothers who were born and died together, you see that we all came with him just now!
"That's not good!" the maid said affirmatively: "The king's steward only lets Chi Dao in, then he can only go in Chi Dao, even if Chi Dao's father comes!"
Lu Bo: "......"
"Tut-tut, I usually look like I can talk about it! It doesn't work, does it? A little girl can't handle it. Zhou Bodong muttered.
"Here you come. Mu Fengyang suddenly burst out with a sentence.
Zhou Bodong glared at Mu Fengyang, then glanced at the maid, tightly crunched his neck, and never said a word again.
"But!" said the maid, tilting her little head, "if you can praise me alone, I will be merciful enough to find you a place where you can sit and rest for a while." ”
It's better to sit and rest for a while than to stand here and be embarrassed to death.
Lu Bo was about to agree, when he heard Zhou Bodong shouting, "Little sister, you are so good-looking!"
Lu Bo: "......"
So you can make a fool of yourself......
"When you laugh, your eyes are like a crescent moon!" Chen Mo also hurriedly said.
"Good figure. Mu Fengyang said coldly.
Lu Bo: "......"
What are you guys doing? Am I a professional sycophant, okay? What do you guys want to do?
Fortunately, Lu Bo is a professional in sycophancy, even if Chen Mo robbed him of so many words, there are still countless words in his stomach, pulling his two mustaches, and said proudly: "The bridge of the nose is as tall as Mount A, the lips are dotted with cinnabar, the eyes are like the bright moon crystal, the skin is better than snow, the fingers are like shaved onions, the figure is slim, like the beauty of spring, like the gods in the painting, the most rare thing is that the young lady is still kind-hearted, she will definitely pity us poor people!"
Chen Mo: "......"
Zhou Bodong: "......"
Mu Fengyang: "......"
What else could they say or do other than give Lu Bo a thumbs up?
It is said that people cannot be disguised, and the sea water cannot be measured, which is really such a truth!
This guy is not good-looking, I didn't expect that there was really a bit of ink in his stomach, as soon as these words of praise came out, the maid blushed, lowered her head and whispered: "How can I be so good-looking, the king is really good-looking!"
"Otherwise!" Lu Bo waved his hand and said proudly: "It is said that turnip greens have their own love, different people have different aesthetic visions, maybe Steward Wang is as beautiful as a fairy in the eyes of others, but in my place, young lady, you are my dream lover, maybe we are just meeting for the first time, but do you know the feeling of love at first sight? It is the kind of feeling that when I see you, my heart will pop and beat non-stop......"
The more Lu Bo talked, the more energetic he became, originally the young lady just asked everyone to praise her, but I didn't expect this guy to actually play a live confession, and he turned this girl into a young girl with a spring, looking at Lu Bo, well, there was a little difference in her eyes!
"You are a man, and you are not good-looking, and you are full of nonsense, but you are right, I really don't want to see your poor appearance. The maid made a small snort in her nose and said, "Come with me!"
"Brother Chen. Lu Bo slowly approached Chen Mo and said, "For the sake of our cause, this time I even sacrificed my hue!
Chen Mo glanced at him and whispered: "You guy, why do you sacrifice your hue? Don't say anything substantial, have you ever hugged someone's waist? Have you kissed someone's little mouth? Have you held someone's little hand?"
Lu Bo shook his head.
"Then where is the hue of your sacrifice?" Chen Mo rolled his eyes and said: "Besides, if you can really soak other people's little girls, you can hide in the quilt in the middle of the night and laugh secretly!
Lu Bo turned his head to look, and sure enough, Zhou Bodong was staring at the ass of the little girl! At that time, he was furious, rushed to the front of Zhou Bodong to block his vision, and said, "Don't look at it!"
"Why are you not allowed to see it, why are you not allowed to watch it!" Zhou Bodong stepped aside and said with a smile: "I want to see it!"
Lu Bo was in a hurry, and after weighing it again and again, he caught up with the little maid, blocked behind the little maid, and his body was about to stick up.
The maid felt the movement behind her, her face turned crimson, and she whispered, "Keep it low, your friends are still here!"
"It's okay, it's okay, the main thing is that I'm worried that the sun behind me will hit you, so I want to help you block it. Lu Bo hurriedly explained.
Just kidding, just looking at Zhou Bodong's obscene look, you can know what kind of dick he used to be, Lu Bo will never give this kind of person any chance!
Although I am fat and not handsome, I have a gentle heart! What could be more competitive than me?
The maid took Chen Mo and them to the living room, served some pastries and tea, and then said to Lu Bo: "Since you are all friends of Chi Dao, you must know Chi Dao very well, my steward Wang wants to ask something about Chi Dao, you little fat man seems to be able to speak well, just come with me!"
Lu Bo: "......"
Isn't this excuse too obvious?