I followed Uncle Zhang into the house, and the other party first lit three sticks of incense at the window, then turned his head and glared at me from top to bottom: "You have caused a lot of trouble! ”

I've heard before that the Northeast Great Immortal looks at things, he doesn't need you to open his mouth, he can see seven points with his eyes, otherwise he wouldn't be qualified to mix rice in this industry. Today is the first time I have seen it.

I skimmed everything about the cave of the Seven Kings and told him that I had boiled seven black snakes to death with quicklime.

That Uncle Zhang snorted after hearing this: "You didn't tell the truth, you killed the black snake to kill for money, right?"

I just wanted to explain a few sentences, but Uncle Zhang waved his hand first and said, "You don't need to say more, I won't ask what the antecedents are." I know a lot about things in the rivers and lakes, and it's not a good thing. But the matter of the immortal family, we have to talk about it. ”

Uncle Zhang lit a cigarette and said, "You boil the black worms to death, they don't complain about you." Sooner or later, the snake will die, and whoever tries to get it will have to kill them, and even if you let them live and lose their treasure, they won't live for a year. Their lives have already been decided, and they don't blame you for killing them. ”

Uncle Zhang's voice sank and said, "However, they complain that you don't have any room for it." At the beginning, the black worm begged you to spare your life, right?"

"No!" I really didn't see that the black snakes were begging for mercy.

Uncle Zhang glanced at me and said, "The long worm can't speak, it must have begged for mercy at that time, you didn't see it." ”

Uncle Zhang said: "It begs you, you don't spare it." Now it's your turn to beg it, and see if it spares you!"

I couldn't help but ask, "Why do you want it to spare me?"

Uncle Zhang took a puff of cigarette before saying, "At that time, you killed the black long worm with your own hands, and the black long worm had to be returned." If you can trust me, I'll find a place to boil you in water and let the black worm watch. ”

"When the black worm begged you in the water, you didn't spare him, and now you beg it in the water. If you can talk and move the black worm, you will be fine, and if you don't move it, it won't come to you again for a while, after all, you have suffered a lot of flesh and skin. ”

After hearing this, the bean donkey immediately stopped doing it: "This is nonsense. How do I know if he will spare me? If you don't have a depth under your hands and cook all of our brothers, you are still going to sell broth?"

"How do you speak?" said Uncle Zhang, "I was kind enough to save you, and you are still full of." Love the letter, don't believe in the calf. ”

When you ask Daxian about things in the Northeast, the most taboo thing is to say that you don't believe it in front of others, and the other party will definitely turn their faces on the spot.

But the bean donkey didn't realize it at all: "What do you say? You boil us in water, do you tie us up, or do you let us sit? If you don't tie us, I can jump out as soon as the water is hot, and if you want to tie me up, can I agree? Besides, how do I know what the snake says? You treat me as Harry Potter?"

Uncle Zhang was so choked by the bean donkey that he couldn't speak for a long time, and finally said: "I can only tell you, what the black worm said, I can understand, and when the time comes, I will stand on the side and take care of you." If you don't believe it, I can't help it. ”

The bean donkey glared and said, "You can't think of any trick to kill that long worm?"

"!" Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth and said, "You're not here to ask about something, you're here to find something, right?"

The Northeast Great Immortal exorcises evil spirits, unlike the Taoist practice of directly opening the altar and drawing a sword to kill ghosts, most of them play the role of intermediaries. When the bean donkey talks like this, he is smashing the field.

When the bean donkey and Uncle Zhang were arguing, my brain was also spinning rapidly, and it wasn't until the two of them were about to fall apart that I said, "Old donkey, don't talk about it." This old immortal, let's do what you say, you can arrange it casually!"

Uncle Zhang said with a half-calm face: "If it weren't for Lao Tzu's kindness, he wouldn't be able to care about you if he said a few words to that old calf." You wait. ”

Uncle Zhang took the phone to contact for a long time before he chartered a public bath for us. After a few of us undressed and sat in the pool, the outside began to fill the pool with water.

At first, the pool was filled with warm water, and after a while, the water began to be heated into the pool, and the temperature in the bathhouse became higher and higher, and Uncle Zhang also lit three incense sticks.

Smoke rose from the incense burner, and beads of sweat ran down my cheeks. When the beads of sweat that fell from my eyelids almost blocked my vision, Uncle Zhang also screamed, jumping and jumping in the bathhouse on tiptoe and dancing with his hands, and his mouth made a strange syllable.

According to the Northeast, this is the great fairy who came to the gods, that is, an immortal family attached to Uncle Zhang's body to talk to the undead of the black snake.

After only a moment, Uncle Zhang writhed like a snake and lay on the ground, raised his head from outside the pool, pressed his chin against the edge of the pool, and said with a slight sound in his mouth: "The debt you owe me should be repaid." ”

I said in a deep voice: "Your debt is not owed by me, but owed by the person who put you in the sinkhole to guard the coffin, and he arranged it to kill you back then." ”

"I know!" said the other man angrily, "I didn't want to live, I just wanted you to let one of my brothers go out and leave us with a trace of blood." How did you do that? You killed our whole family!"

"Hehe...... the other party sneered in a dark voice, "haven't you heard the old saying 'you can't make a nest if you fight a snake, you won't kill a nest'? All those who have a relationship with you have to die, all have to die......"

The other party's shrieked laughter reverberated back and forth in the bath, like countless evil spirits laughing wildly in the air, and the temperature of the pool water rose sharply with his laughter. In the middle of the heatwave, I suddenly pulled out Magnum, who was pressed under my ass, and shoved it into the other person's mouth: "If I can kill you once, I can kill you a second time." ”

Uncle Zhang's eyes suddenly widened, and he said vaguely: "You, you, you ......"

I nodded slightly to Ye Xun, who quietly jumped out of the bath and stepped barefoot on the ground and stuck to the door. Outside is the dressing room, our clothes are all thrown outside, and Ye Xun's position is just outside the control room.

Ye Xun leaned sideways and gently opened the door with his foot, and a scream came from outside.

"It's done!" I glanced at the bean donkey, jumped up from the water at the same time, carried the Uncle Zhang on the ground, and rushed straight to the fitting room.

The old horse, who had given us the address at the train station, had passed out in the fitting room, still clutching my coat in his hand. The bean donkey stretched out his hand and interviewed under the old horse's nose: "It's okay, but I fainted." ”

"Contact the troops immediately and let them prepare according to our plan. I threw down a sentence, carried Lao Zhang out of the bath, went around to the boiler room behind the bath, opened the blazing furnace door, pinched Lao Zhang's neck with one hand and said, "If you dare to do something with me, you should know who I am." In my eyes, there is no such thing as preferential treatment of prisoners. If you tell the truth, you will still have a life, and if you don't, I will burn you as firewood. ”

Lao Zhang sneered: "I really don't believe you dare to do anything to me." ”

I grabbed Lao Zhang's hair and pressed his sneering face on the boiler, a puff of white smoke rose instantly, and Lao Zhang also screamed heartbreakingly: "If you dare to hurt me, Miao Jiang Gu Master will not spare you......"

"You can die now. I grabbed Lao Zhang's head and stuffed it into the hearth. Lao Zhang didn't care about the boiler being burned by the fire, and pushed the furnace door with both hands and struggled desperately: "Spare me! If I say anything, you can spare me!"

I deafly grabbed Lao Zhang's neck and stuffed his head into the furnace, and the flames in the hearth suddenly ran down his hair, and Lao Zhang's body went soft and fainted directly.

I shook my hand and threw the unconscious Lao Zhang on the ground: "Bring in the man surnamed Ma." ”

As soon as Ye Xun dragged the old horse into the boiler room, the other party knelt on the ground: "Two, two...... Spare me! I'm just eating at the train station, and I really don't know anything! Someone paid me to lie to you, and I did it. Spare me, you two, spare me......"

I walked over and asked in a deep voice, "Who hired you?"

"I don't know!" replied the old horse, "the woman who hired me covered her face, and I didn't see anything clearly." They also played Gu on me and Lao Zhang, if you don't obey, I will die!"

I said coldly, "What else did she let you do?"

The old horse replied, "The woman said she wanted your clothes, and asked me to find a way to get you to take off all your clothes." She also told you about the black snake. ”

I said in a deep voice: "Inform the troops, bring the two of them back and ask carefully, not a word can be missed, and notify me as soon as there is news." Let's go. ”

I threw the old horse to the people in the army, and I drove to Pingtianhai with Ye Xun. As soon as Ye Xun drove the car out of the city, I felt my eyelids getting heavier and heavier: "Old donkey, the Gu spell on my body is going to ...... again Old donkey, old donkey......"

When I looked back, the bean donkey had passed out in the back seat of the car foaming at the mouth.

"Bean donkey!" I was suddenly startled, "Ye Xun, stop quickly!"

Before I finished speaking, Ye Xun, who was driving, suddenly fell on the steering wheel and fainted, but Ye Xun's right foot pressed on the accelerator stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The speeding car went crazy when it shot an arrow at an oncoming bus, and in a short moment, the screams of the bus passengers penetrated through the windows and into my ears.

I grabbed the steering wheel and pushed it outward, and the speeding car spun half a circle down the national highway, plunged headlong into the rice paddies on the side of the road, and overturned.