Chapter 961: Runaway Deadpool
In fact, her worries are very necessary, at first it was fine, but as she walked, Deadpool's eyes were a little flowery, it was all gold, and the whole castle was filled with gold, and Fafner had to have an eye, and if it was an ordinary castle, the city walls couldn't bear so much gold.
The density of gold is extremely high, and the average castle has long since collapsed.
Although Deadpool had made a poisonous and ruthless oath before, he still couldn't help but itch his hands, he looked at the two people in front of him and didn't notice him, so he bent down to pick up a handful of gold coins, at this moment, two little Deadpools suddenly appeared above his head, one with angel wings, and the other was naturally a demon.
The little angel Deadpool crossed his hands in a gesture of prayer, "Don't do that, Li Kang finally trusted you once, are you going to live up to his trust like this?
Deadpool's outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, but in doing so, he betrayed Li Kang's trust, and it was not what a responsible pure man should do.
At this time, the little demon Deadpool pointed to his opposite and said, "Hey, the winged one, don't say anything with a bad conscience, shouldn't people be happy and happy in the world?
"Uh... I don't hurt, what's wrong?Why do you suddenly care about me?" The little angel Deadpool felt very surprised, the guy on the other side was always taunting, and he never cared about himself like he did now, and his heart was really a little warm.
"That guy is your conscience," the little demon Deadpool thrust a fork into Deadpool's head, "this time you elm head should understand." ”
Deadpool rubbed his head, although these were all imagined in his brain, but it really hurt to be plugged in by that non-existent fork, he didn't quite understand what his little guy on the dark side was thinking, "What the hell do you mean? ”
In the face of this kind of master, the little demon Deadpool felt that he was also drunk, "The one with wings on the other side is your conscience, didn't he say that your conscience will hurt? But he doesn't hurt at all, this is obviously deceiving you! So don't have any scruples, let yourself go, kill Fafnir, the treasure here is all yours!"
This idea is very bold, but Deadpool inexplicably likes it, Fafnir grabbed someone else's castle, of course, it was also snatched from the robbers, but anyway, it can be regarded as black and black, and then kill Fafnir himself, this is black and black and black, today I can see a dragon has fulfilled a dream in my heart, if I can kill a dragon by the way.... Then the life of the Sprinkle family is complete.
Deadpool was brainwashed by the greed in his heart, but he felt a little embarrassed to be so cautious, it was better to lure that Fafnir out directly, although that guy was a little bigger, but it didn't matter, there were so many people on his side, in addition to Li Kang and Amora, wasn't there a bunch of frost giants? Everyone counted, I don't believe you can't win.
But if you are an ordinary person, you may just pick up the gold coins directly, and you will fall directly into Fafnir's trap, although Fafnir is a fat house dragon, but it is also an extremely cunning dragon, a seemingly simple trap, in fact, it is not the kind of person who is the most determined, and it is also difficult to resist, but this trap is met by Uncle Deadpool.
This uncle is to let the people around him know when he goes to the toilet, he is a super good uncle, usually his mouth cannon is upset, but this time it can save his life.
"Hey... Don't you think it's too sneaky now? Why don't we have a black and black and eat black? I think this plan is perfect, successful, we can become dragon slaying heroes, and we can sweep away all the treasures, which is money that will not be spent in a lifetime. Deadpool shouted at Li Kang.
Li Kang didn't look back, he didn't care and said, "The money that can't be spent in a few lifetimes? The two of us are worth tens of billions together, and we already have a lot of money that we can't spend in a few lifetimes, what's the use of asking for so much money? Look at me, I have a life to make money and a life to spend." ”
"What kind of treasure are you, I'm talking about Fafnir's gold... It's different—" Deadpool's voice grew lower.
"Even if you were asked to carry it, how much could you carry at a time? Fafnir's gold is just gold, don't mess around anymore. Li Kang still didn't look back, at this time he had come to the depths of the castle, the gold coins under his feet had turned into golden sand, his knees were gone when he walked on it, and the speed of the frost giants in front of him had also slowed down, those guys were very alert, it was better to stay away from them safely.
Li Kang didn't expect that his indifferent attitude angered Deadpool, who rushed over and grabbed him by the back of the neck, shaking his hand vigorously, "Did you listen to me? I said, I want these treasures, I want to slay dragons!"
Li Kang realized that Deadpool was cursed, and he quickly covered Deadpool's mouth, "Are you crazy? Now that we are in the depths of the castle, we have provoked Fafnir here, and none of us want to escape." ”
Amora was walking in front of her, and suddenly heard movement behind her, she hurriedly looked back, and hurriedly rushed over, and the two of them held Deadpool down together.
"I know he's unreliable, you still don't believe me, this is not the place where someone with weak willpower like him should come, he will kill us sooner or later, no, I want to quit!" Amora thought about opening the portal and leaving.
Li Kang grabbed her, the life-saving straw was just that, and she couldn't let her go even if she died, "Don't worry, I have a way to deal with it, don't you want to take revenge on Sif?"
Although there is a love debt between Amora and Thor, Li Kang bypassed Thor very smartly, because he knew that Amora actually loved Thor deeply, and when it really mattered, maybe she would sacrifice herself, save her lover, and sacrifice herself again, just to leave an indelible mark in her lover's heart.
Sure enough, Amora's face became very, very ugly, Siv is Thor's fiancée, she is a well-known warrior in Asgard, and she is from a famous family, her status and appearance, all match Thor, if Sif is a little worse, Amora will not have such a big reaction, it is precisely because Sif is a very good woman, so Amora knows that it is not a strange thing for Thor to fall in love with her, so Amora is even more jealous of Sif .
was originally a rival in love, and he was just injured by Sifu recently, Li Kang cleverly used this, and sure enough, Amora couldn't bear it.
"Don't mention that slut's name in front of me, since Thor likes that cow, then okay, I'll kill him, and no one will get it!" Amora grabbed Deadpool and kissed him lightly on the lips, Fafnir's curse is the ancient magic of the dragons, although she can't crack it, but she can use her charm magic to neutralize it a little and weaken the influence of the curse.
Sure enough, under the influence of the charm magic, Deadpool was a little more sober, in fact, this kind of curse or magic that attacks the mind did not have such a huge effect on him, but his own greed was too heavy, so he would temporarily lose control.
"I.... I seem to have been cursed, Li Kang, are you okay, I almost strangled you just now. Deadpool said worriedly in his heart, he knew that Li Kang was stingy and grudgeful, and he had such a heavy hand, it was estimated that this little man was going to be crazy again.
"I'm fine, you don't have to take it to heart, but you really can't resist this curse, this is a big problem, you have to find a way to solve it, I know that you have been greedy for money and lustful since you were a child, and at the age of seven you have gone out to spy on girls taking baths, stealing money from the family to buy candy for girls outside, these are your nature, but my life can't be played, so be it, at least you have to hold on until we rescue Loki, I now think of a way, more or less dilute the impact of the curse." Li Kang provoked the thumb brother and asked Deadpool to put his heart in his stomach.
Deadpool's mood became very good, he scratched the back of his head and smiled heartily, "Great, I thought you would clean me up fiercely, but I didn't expect that after your cancer broke out, people became so magnanimous, I knew this, I would have prayed that you would have lung cancer." ”
There is no one in this world who can't speak so badly, Li Kang grinned on his face, and slammed a fist under his hand on Deadpool's stomach.