Chapter 4 Turning out a pure gold business card
It's a dead end, and the camera can't get here.
In the middle of the night, the two brothers ran here to wait for the rabbit, and they guarded Li Shisan, the big wronged man.
The things in his trouser pocket were all snatched, Li Shisan was just a little painful but not distressed, and he didn't do any ideological struggle, so he obediently offered it with both hands: "Brother, can you show me a clear way?" I want to find a place to get a few old clothes that can be worn improvised, and it is better to get a pair ......of shoes to wear."
"Brother, what this kid said, is it true", Zhang Youdi hesitated, and didn't pick up the things in Li Shisan's hand: "How does it sound, it's more pitiful than the two of us, and I don't even know where to pick up the rags......?"
"Silly boy, can you have some eyes?" Zhang Youtian knocked Zhang Youdi's head with the hand that didn't hold the knife, and then grabbed the things in Li Shisan's hand and stuffed them into Zhang Youdi's hand: "Look carefully, these big bills are all new, and they look like they have just been taken out of the bank...... Besides, if he is really so poor that he has no money to buy clothes, he will not have to play with us for all the money in his hands?"
"That's right, brother, you keep an eye on it, don't let this kid calculate us, I'll take a look first, what's in here!"
After speaking, Zhang Youdi began to bow his head and sort out the things in his hand.
Soon, he raised his head, pinched a card-like thing in his right hand, and handed it to Zhang Youtian: "Brother, what is this?
"Silly brother, that's called a business card, bronzing......" As soon as he said this, Zhang Youtian's eyes suddenly widened, stretched out a finger, and flicked it lightly on the business card in Zhang Youdi's hand: "Damn, this is made of gold, high-purity gold!"
"What?" Before Zhang Youdi could react, Li Shisan shouted first.
In this obviously tremolo voice, there was surprise and joy!
Surprised, where did this thing come from, why didn't I have an impression?
Happily, this is the golden finger given to him by God? The ability to conjure gold out of thin air? Looking at the thickness of that business card, it should also weigh a few grams, right? If I find the trick, it will add up......
He was still dreaming there, and Zhang Youtian had already slapped him: "Stinky boy, you dare to say that you have no money! This business card made of gold, isn't it yours?"
"No, it's really not, and I don't know where it came from. ”
It is true that Li Shisan is a "newcomer", but he also knows that no matter what time and space he is, he cannot "expose" himself as a very fat, very fat big fat sheep when his own side is weak.
Fortunately, he really didn't know where this thing came from, so he said it with confidence, and there was no trace of lying.
Of course, Zhang Youtian is not so easy to fool, with a cold gaze, he swept Li Shisan's body up and down, and then asked, "What's your name?"
Fortunately, this question has been answered before.
"Li thirteen, Muzi Li, the thirteen of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. ”
There is no half-point mud and water, and it is true when you hear it.
Zhang Youtian hasn't said anything yet, but Zhang Youdi, who is holding a business card, smiled innocently: "Hehe, it's exactly the same as the name on this!"
"What else do you have to say?" Zhang Youtian's voice was murderous: "Do you want to pierce a few holes in your body first, so that you can sober up?"
Li 13 also wants to explain!
This name, not long after he made it up, he hasn't even covered it yet, why is it that all of a sudden, he even has a business card, or is it made of gold...... God, is this going to kill me?
There was a tingling pain in the stomach, this ramming goods, really moving the knife.
Li Shisan didn't want to die unjustly again, so he hurriedly smiled: "Brother, didn't I drink too much last night, and my brain is a little bad......?"
"What's the matter, you kid think that our brothers have nothing to do when they are full, so they came here to blackmail you?" Zhang Youtian stretched out his hand to stop his younger brother and prevented him from handing over his business card.
"No, how dare I have that thought? You two, at first glance, are true heroes who go straight to the point, and you will never do that dirty deed. I just want to see what is written on this business card, and maybe it can help me recover my memory. ”
This business card, if it is given by God, then the identity information on it must belong to yourself in this time and space, and you will be after traveling. If I had known that this name was my choice, I should have taken it seriously.
"Reasonable", Zhang Youtian was actually moved by him, and nodded at his younger brother: "You read all the information on the business card to him." We don't want much, one word, a hundred...... Wan, how's it going?"
Good fellow, the lion opens his mouth, and he really dares to ask for it!
Li Shisan despised in his heart: Two stupid balls, robbery is a one-shot deal, after today, as long as Lao Tzu calls the police, it should be you afraid to see me. Even if I really have so much money, in the future, will you dare to come to the door?
Thinking about it, Li Shisan still didn't dare to agree: "It's too much, can you take that 10,000 words?"
"One word is a hundred, what about sending it to Huazi?" Zhang Youtian squinted his eyes and looked at the knife in his hand.
"A thousand!"
Zhang Youtian didn't say a word, gently lifted the knife, changed the position on Li Shisan's belly, and stabbed again. This kid is very level, every time he goes down, the wound is not big, and he doesn't bleed much, but the pain makes people's scalps numb.
No matter how painful it was, Li Shisan didn't dare to shout out, so he had to grit his teeth and increase the price: "Ten thousand, no matter how much, I may not be able to afford it!"
Zhang Youtian gave another knife.
"One hundred thousand, or you just stab me to death!" Li Shisan's eyes turned red. It's just a bargain, can you be so ruthless!
"Okay, what you said, 100,000 yuan per word, information fee", Zhang Youtian finished his teeth at Li Shisan, turned around and instructed his younger brother: "You go find a pen and paper to write it down, and then let him sign and draw it." It's rare for our brothers to do a legitimate business, but they have to come in a proper manner. ”
Li Shisan didn't dare to get angry, let alone object, there were already three holes in his stomach, and he didn't think too much about the better.
It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, you two wait, wait until I find the trick of the golden finger, use money, no, smash you to death with gold, don't want to die.
Li Shisan, who had hatred in his heart and a smile on his face, cooperated very well to complete the procedures of signing the words and pressing the handprint. He is completely immune to the fact that this pair of living treasures have to carry paper, pencils, and ink clay with them when they come out to rob.
Zhang Youdi carefully put away the "consulting contract", cleared his throat seriously, and then took out the gold business card again, and read it word by word: "Li Shisan, General Manager and Chairman of Longteng Tiger Leap Fitness and Entertainment Club, phone number, 13434974444!"
"35 words, 3.5 million", Zhang Youtian was beside him, counting and reminding him, and he didn't forget to add a sentence at the end: "The first time you do your business, it seems that our brothers are too stingy if you don't engage in some preferential activities." Those punctuation marks, I won't charge you money this time!"
Li Shisan ignored his fake kindness, stared at Zhang Youdi with his eyes, and asked eagerly: "What about the address, why don't you read it?"
Only with an address can there be a home, and with a home, there will be a new life!
As for whether he will owe 3.5 million or 35 million, it makes no difference to him who is alone now.
Zhang Youdi didn't reply, he looked at Zhang Youtian with complicated eyes, and it took a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "Brother, this kid owes a beating!"
In addition to Li Shisan's name, the big list he just said was made up by him, but this kid not only didn't expose it, but accepted it all, but continued to pretend to be confused, and asked him the address of the Tenghuyue Fitness and Entertainment Club that didn't exist at all.
Isn't this looking for a draw?!
"Six more words, it's 410,000 now, right?" Zhang Youtian was obviously absent-minded.
"Brother!"
"Oh, sorry, I'm distracted, what's wrong?"
"This kid, he's fooling us!"
Li Shisan, who realized that something was wrong, hurriedly shrank his stomach back, and he could avoid Zhang Youtian's fourth stab. Then, taking advantage of the moment when the other party was stunned by a missed knife, Li 13 turned around and ran.
Although he didn't wear shoes, due to the tendency of survival instinct, he sprinted quite quickly, and opened up the distance in a blink of an eye.
"Stinky boy, dare to run!" Zhang Youtian took off the sunglasses hanging in his jacket pocket and put them on, and then, with his right hand, he pulled it casually, and there was half a brick in his hand.
His real identity is a magician, the real thing, and the movements of his hands are so fast that many times he can't even capture them with a camera.
Put the brick in his hand, gently tossed it a few times, and then estimated the trajectory and distance of Li Shisan's escape with his eyes, Zhang Youtian shouted: "Pour it for me!"
The half of the brick, like an arrow from the string, no, a bullet out of the chamber, stared at Li Shisan's back and smashed it!