When Wang Jian was holding his knees and panting, in the "Shandong Old Noodles Steamed Bun" store, she felt nervous because she met Wang Jian, and Liu Meili, who was weak-hearted, was also stroking her fat chest over and over again with her hands, which was bigger than her own old noodles steamed buns.

"Did you give me the steamed buns to my cousin?" asked Xie Xiaogui, who was listlessly kneading the dough.

"Given!"

"Cousin didn't say anything, did he?"

"Didn't say it!"

"By the way, Meili, why are you panting? cousin walked on the front foot, and you followed on the back foot, you shouldn't have walked much, right?" Xie Xiaogui knew that his wife was unwilling to walk, and he was a person who could lie down and never sit, and could sit and never stand.

"Alas, don't mention it, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I ran into a 'little man', which scared me!"

"Ahh......h Didn't you let the 'dwarf' find anything?"

"I don't know! I didn't pay attention when I went out, and I called 'cousin,' and I don't know if the 'little man' heard it. However, it doesn't matter if you hear it, your cousin can also be regarded as a legitimate law enforcement - it is not allowed to set up points on the sidewalk, isn't it? Everyone goes to set up stalls on the sidewalk, what do we still eat?" Liu Meili said with an indifferent face, her face quickly showed a trace of injustice and dissatisfaction, and continued to say to her man:

"Still, I think your cousin is too much of a scumbag. You look at the other chengguan, warnings, confiscations, fines, and small stall vendors see it, just like seeing the king of Hades, lest they avoid it, how majestic?

"And what about your cousin, I also saw it today when he was looking for trouble with that 'little man', and I cowered and held back, not at all tough!

And the most ridiculous thing is that in the end, he was shocked by a nosy little girl who didn't know where to get out, was he wearing a uniform or the little girl wearing a uniform?

"It's a, it's not manly at all!"

Shuzhou, the men here in Jiangcheng are famous for being "raking their ears" and "afraid of their wives", and Xie Xiaogui is no exception!

He saw that his wife was not only ungrateful to the cousin who came to help him set up a field and fight against competitors, but felt that the help was not in place, so he was a little unhappy, but he didn't dare to refute loudly, only a whispered defense:

"Well, don't blame my cousin! The job of this chengguan is still my big Bertto relationship, stuffing red envelopes, and it was not easy to get him in, so don't be harsh on others.

In the era of smartphone popularization, everyone was a live journalist, and once the matter got big and was uploaded to the Internet, my cousin would be very troublesome -- he didn't care about our street, so he didn't have the right to enforce the law at all?

"If you don't have the courage to be bold, and you still find so many excuses? If we Shandong men-" Liu Meili muttered, disapproving of her husband's words, and was about to tell her husband about the "Liangshan heroes" in her hometown of Shandong, when at this moment, her face suddenly changed.

I saw that the 'little man', who both wanted to "strangle to death" in their dreams, was standing in front of his shop at this time, holding a mobile phone, and patting himself and her husband's faces.

"You...... What are you doing?" Li Meili was startled, and subconsciously covered her face with her hands.

Xie Xiaogui, who was meeting with him, saw his wife screaming at the door, turned his head over, and when he saw the "little man", he was also shocked on the spot when he was a thief!

"You...... What are you doing? Hurry up...... Hurry up and put your phone away, you are infringing on my image rights, you ...... Do you know?" Xie Xiaogui shouted, learning from his wife, subconsciously covered his face with one hand, but he forgot that at this time, because he was making noodles, both hands were full of flour, and with such a cover, he suddenly became a "white face"!

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Wang Jian took the second-hand fruit 6SPLUS with the sound of the bucket and the camera shooting outward, and went straight to the shop of "Shandong Old Noodle Steamed Bun", and saw that the boss was making noodles, and the proprietress was sitting on the side leisurely "touching the chest", thinking, stepping through the carrying nowhere to find, it takes all the effort, since the two are there, then it will be wholeed together!

So, he first pointed the camera at Liu Meili, and saw Liu Meili quickly covering her face with her hands, and thought that the whole effect of the mutated Douyin APP could not be played, but as soon as Liu Meili appeared in the camera, the nine "beautification" effects in Douyin's "beautification" suddenly became nine "ugly" effects:

1. Acne;

2, baldness;

3. Squint eyes;

4. Deafness;

5, flat nose;

6, crooked mouth;

7. Rotten teeth;

8, hunchback;

9，X：

a, bad breath;

b, fox odor;

c, obesity;

d, Stone Girl.

Wang Jian saw that Liu Meili was already a fat woman, so he simply asked the other party to be fatter, so he nodded on the third option in the ninth item "X".

"This effect is a permanent change at the genetic level. Do you want to confirm the change?" a dialog box popped up.

Wang Jian did not hesitate to click "confirm".

"This effect needs to consume 100,000 likes, do you confirm the consumption?" another dialog popped up.

Wang Jian still did not hesitate to click "confirm".

After that, he shone the camera to Xie Xiaogui, who was also covering his face with his hands next to Liu Meimei.

"Is it 'acne', 'baldness', 'slanted eyes', 'bad breath', 'fox smell', or 'don't lift'?" For a moment, Wang Jian almost wanted to check them all, but, after a little thought, the compassion in his heart came out, feeling that although these two people were hateful, they didn't have any substantial impact on themselves after all, so that the other party suddenly 'acne', 'bald', 'bad breath', 'rotten teeth', and what 'fox odor' and 'obesity'......

Just thinking about it, Wang Jian felt that life was worse than death!

"Forget it, just let you 'go bald' and 'pox'. After a little hesitation, Wang Jian nodded directly on the first and second items.

Subsequently, two dialog boxes popped up for him to confirm, and Wang Jian directly clicked "Confirm".

After doing this, after clicking four points in a row, Wang Jian turned off the douyin and stuffed the mobile phone into his trouser pocket.

"Despicable! Head-on competition is just like Lao Tzu! Heavenly Dao cycle, retribution is not happy! If you do too many bad things, Lao Tzu will accept you! Lao Tzu will accept you! Lao Tzu will remember you!"

Wang Jian stretched out his right hand wearing black half-fingered gloves, and used his "slender jade fingers" to point at Xie Xiaogui and Liu Meili, who were shocked and inexplicable in the shop.

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After Wang Jian left, Xie Xiaogui and Liu Meili looked at me, I looked at you, and looked at each other.

"Xiaogui, do you think there is something wrong with this 'little man'? He took his mobile phone and slapped us twice, and then put down two cruel words that children can't be scared of, and left?" Liu Meili asked her husband.

Xie Xiaogui spread his hands, looked down at the white noodles on his hands, and then realized that there was something wrong with his face, so he asked his wife to wipe his face, and said with his eyes closed:

"How do I know? Maybe I'm just trying to bluff!"

"Bluffing?"

"It's just to take pictures of us and put them on the Internet, who knows? ”

"What's the use of that? Want to help us promote our old steamed buns? The old lady can't ask for it...... Huh? Why do I feel a little hungry now? Okay, it's almost clean, you can wipe the rest by yourself! I haven't finished the cold meal at noon, so I'll go eat some more. ”

"Eat, eat, you see how fat you are now, and you still eat? Do you really want to eat so much that you can't walk?" Poof-" Before Xie Xiaogui finished speaking, an earth-shattering fart resounded in the small steamed bun shop.

After the fart, Xie Xiaogui also seemed to feel a little hungry, so he hurriedly said to Liu Meili in front:

"Don't finish eating, leave me half a bowl ......"

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1, I want to go out to do something today, so I'll change it......

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