Chapter 364: The Battle Suddenly Happens
"Brother, have you gone for plastic surgery, how did you become so good-looking?"
"Sister Xue..."
"Really, I can finally understand what it feels like for the king of the daughter country to look at Tang Seng now"
"I'm not a monk, I'm a Taoist"
"Haha, I know, that's what I said..."
I sighed, what else can I say, since this time back to Yangcheng, everyone looks at me wrong, men are fine, women, especially single, that's just a horror, just a few days, there are a lot of people who come to me to ask for WeChat, for this reason, I also deliberately brought an elderly machine, the good name said, there is no WeChat.
But I didn't expect that Ami and Sister Xue are the same, can you be a little more reserved, I can't stand it.
I have finally realized a sentence on the Internet now, only handsome people understand how active girls are.
"Ah Xue, don't wave, Brother Jin Yang, you can't eat this bite, hahaha"
"Dead Ami, what nonsense, Jin Yang is my brother"
"Can you two stop joking, I'm annoyed to death now"
"Brother, what you said is a bad thing, how many people can't think of a good thing, why are you annoyed to death, or do you say that there are too many women who have succeeded one after another now?"
Ami laughed and said, but they didn't understand at all, I didn't want to use this stinky skin to eat, I came to do big things, and now I will be noticed everywhere, how else can I do big things.
"Both, do you have a way to make me ugly, now I'm like this, I can't do it"
"Nope"
"Nope"
As soon as I put forward an opinion, they said no in unison, the reason for refusal is very simple, they say that there are too many ugly people in this world, and there are few handsome people, and I am not allowed to be ugly, otherwise I will waste God's kindness, what else can I say about this?
Seeing that there was no result, I left, and when I got home, Tang Chuan was already waiting for me, and this guy also started my idea, of course, it was not a messy idea, but I wanted me to model for him, originally his company's main business was clothing, and he had to find a lot of models to take pictures every quarter, and the price of models has always been very empty, and the price of being a little famous is very high, so this guy asked me to be a model.
"Okay, okay, I promised you, but first say yes, I'll shoot once, and I'll run away after filming"
"Okay, once at a time, brother, you don't know how much I envy you now, just your figure, face, tsk..."
"Don't tsk, do you know I almost hit someone yesterday"
"Hit someone, why hit someone"
"Yesterday I went to the street to buy something, and then a guy came up to me and told me that he was a talent scout and could let me be a model, and they had a white horse club, as long as I went to work, it was not a dream to earn a million a year, and that idiot thought I wouldn't watch the news?"
"Aha"
Tang Chuan let out a string of hilarious laughter, his stomach was about to hurt with laughter, that guy was really underbeaten, just my fairy wind bones, like the temperament of a fairy in a painting, can I still go to work in that kind of place?
The next day, I went to work as a model in Tang Chuan's company, and he had rented an office and converted it into a photography studio, and even the photographer was still a former acquaintance, and I used to beat him.
Sure enough, I also appeared at the annual meeting last year, and now many people don't know me, although my appearance has hardly changed, but the temperament of the whole person has changed a lot.
Tang Chuan, a black-hearted capitalist, I said that I would come one day, and he prepared hundreds of sets of clothes for me to take pictures, not only for this season, but even for the whole year.
"How's it going, haven't you drifted lately?"
When I got home, Liu Laodao said to me with a smile.
"What's floating, a group of superficial people, aren't they just a stinky skin, does it have such a big impact?"
"Haha, do you still expect people all over the world to be pure-hearted, people's senses are originally yearning for beautiful things, all living beings, or superficial people"
"I can't control it so much, anyway, I'm a person with advanced interests, besides, I can't control it, is it possible that I won't take the rest of the pills?"
"Advanced fun, hey, kid, let's talk about it after one more level"
"I know, otherwise what do you think I'm doing up and down these days, I'm so idle?"
"It's good to know, I'll talk about it after this level, and then the old man will explain to you the benefits of stinky skin."
"Yo, old man, I heard you say that, you should have looked good when you were young, you can't see it"
I looked at Liu Laodao and said, now Liu Laodao is not good, he has a beard, a scruffy beard, a wrinkled face, and he doesn't like to maintain his style of being a master in the world anymore, although he is not sloppy, but he really can't see how handsome he is.
"Little bunny, take me to open the brush, right, did I say me, hum"
Liu Laodao scolded for a while, and then walked away by himself, making me grit my teeth secretly, this dead old man is becoming more and more nonsensical, and I don't know what to think or do all day long.
On the weekend, Gu Xiaomi told me that she was going out with Gu Yue and asked me if I was going, I hesitated for a moment, but agreed.
Gu Yue is the undertaker before, since I promised Gu Mi to make a move, she and Gu Mi's connection has become closer, even during Gu Mi's class, from time to time she brings some delicious and fun to Gu Mi, and often takes her out to play.
She naturally didn't do this for no reason, she bluntly told me and Gu Xiaomi that she wanted to learn corpse sewing, although Gu Xiaomi didn't agree, but she didn't refuse, and even privately promised the two to learn from each other, now that Gu Yue has learned a lot of things in addition to the secret of sewing corpses, Gu Xiaomi may have a lot of means to enter the mortuary.
In the next step, she has to deal with those secrets that are not passed on, and I have to guard against her, lest Gu Mi be sold and help the people to make money.
Gu Xiaomi is very interested in things like playgrounds, and I haven't played these before, so I can make up for the fun of my childhood, and this time I went to the playground.
But I'm not interested in those, the only thing I'm interested in the playground is those haunted houses, a well-done haunted house, the atmosphere created can scare people to death, for us, there is definitely an immersive feeling, even Chen Menghan will run out to scare people.
However, when I came out of the haunted house, I saw Yun Xuan, who was looking at me with a smile, and I knew that I had to come.
"Mr. Yun is also interested in playing with these things?"
"Of course I have, I'm also from a hard life, I didn't have to play when I was a child, but now I'm old, I really want to play, old children, old children, old people are children."
"Mr. Yun really has Yaxing, I don't know what Mr. Yun wants to play, can the kid have the honor to play with Mr. Yun?"
"I've already played it just now, and now I want to sit down and take a break and have a cup of tea, I don't know if Daochang Liu is interested"
"It's an honor, but Mr. Yun can't call me that, just call me Xiao Liu"
"Haha, Xiao Liu, it's good, I haven't seen you for a few months, Xiao Liu has changed a lot, this skin, tsk, is like a newborn child, it's enviable"
Yun Xuan smiled, directly reached out and pinched my shoulder, and then touched my back, only son, wrist and other places, of course he was not a heavy taste, but was inspecting my whole body, the whole process, I didn't have any resistance, let him check.
"I can't envy it, boy, this is an adventure"
"Adventure, what adventure, tell me about it"
"Mr. Yun has ever heard of washing the muscles and cutting the marrow"
"Washing the muscles and marrow, how can you keep saying, this is a legendary thing that can only be done, after washing the muscles and marrow, the whole person is reborn, not only can eliminate the dark wounds on the body, and even prolong life, it is even more beneficial to practice, it is simply a dream thing for people in practice, but washing the muscles and marrow is not so simple, I heard that only the legendary panacea or immortal means can be achieved"
"Mr. Yun is right, this adventure is really unbelievable, Mr. Yun, I have met my master"
"Your master... Xie Changming"
Yun Xuan didn't react at first, but his eyes widened suddenly, and his voice improved a lot.
"Yes, but I'm not sure."
"What do you mean?"
"Overall, I don't know how to explain it, let's put it this way, Mr. Yun has ever heard of fugue too empty"
"Of course I do"
"Can Mr. Yun do it?"
"Can't"
"But my master did it, and half a month ago, I was here..."
I faintly made up the story and told him that half a month ago, I was meditating and practicing, and suddenly, I felt a strange aura standing in front of me, and then I opened my eyes and saw that it was Xie Changming, the master who I only had the name of master and apprentice, and did not have the name of master and apprentice.
I was also shocked at once, because Xie Changming at this time did not look like a living creature, but he explained it himself, he was too void at this time, his soul was here, but his body was thousands of miles away.
I asked Xie Changming, what does this mean, could it be that he has become an immortal, Xie Changming didn't answer, just said to come and see me, seeing that I had been cultivating for several years and only inches, he scolded me, and then said that he wanted to help me improve my cultivation, only to see him wave his hand, a breath of fresh air blew, I felt extremely comfortable, closed my eyes and meditated again, and when I woke up, Xie Changming was gone, and I became like this.
"The fugue is too empty, and the raising of the hand makes people wash their muscles and cut the marrow..."
Yun Xuan repeated this sentence in his mouth, but his eyes became more and more gloomy, his face was extremely ugly, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
But when I looked at Yun Xuan's expression, I knew that this level could be passed, and when I told this story to others, others would only scoff at it, and then scold me for bragging, but Yun Xuan would definitely believe it, because this was originally a story I made up against him.