Text Text_Chapter 604 The Two Brothers of Haier
Chapter 604: The Two Haier Brothers
In the afternoon, Lin Yan'er was ready to go to school, and before leaving, she shouted at Song Chuyang: "Dear brother-in-law, are you still going to see the beauty?" ”
"It's coming, it's coming, what are you shouting? Song Chuyang was already dressed at this time and walked to the door.
When they were about to arrive at school, Lin Yan'er confessed to Song Chuyang and said: "Since the last time the school had that incident, the school has strengthened its management. ”
"I know, I know, as long as you can take me in and let me play a pet dog, I'm willing. Song Chuyang stammered, thinking that he had to coax this aunt and grandmother well.
Lin Yan'er glanced at Song Chuyang and said, "After a while, I will say that you are the new art teacher in our school, and the certificate will come down in a few days, so I will say that the school leader asked me to bring you here, there should be no problem." ”
"Why Mao said that I am a teacher, can't I be a student?" Song Chuyang wondered, didn't he look like a student?
Lin Yan'er shook her head and said, "Of course you can't be a student, you look too old, besides, students also need a student ID, do you have one?"
, Song Chuyang is resistant in his heart, is he that old?
Okay, now Lin Yan'er is what she says, after all, if she asks for it, she will go to school first, and then talk about it, what is not old can not care so much.
According to Lin Yan'er's method, Song Chuyang finally walked into the gate of the school easily.
The next step is to meet Pan Yubei.
"Yan'er, why did you say I was an art teacher just now, in fact, the vocal teacher is also good, I can still have a few title songs. Song Chuyang said with a smug smile.
Lin Yan'er disliked it, and said, "Come on, it's Brother Pig!"
"Hey, you girl, I'll die if you don't squeeze me?" Song Chuyang pinched Lin Yan'er's nose.
They were talking and laughing, but they didn't notice that a man was walking towards them.
I only heard the man shouting, "Brother Song, is that you?"
Song Chuyang turned his head and looked, isn't this Hai Dayuan.
"Yo, Hai Dayuan, such a coincidence!" Song Chuyang raised his hand and said hello.
Lin Yan'er glanced at Hai Dayuan and said, "Why are you everywhere, are you following me?"
Hai Dayuan, who was still elated just now, was frightened when he heard Lin Yan'er's words: "Grandma, how dare I, I really met by chance." Then make a habitual gesture and put your hands on your crotch.
"Oh, Yan'er, I said that you can't be polite to Hai Dayuan, you are classmates, you have to help each other, and there is love and peaceful coexistence, right, Hai Dayuan!" Song Chuyang followed to play a round game.
How to say that Hai Dayuan's father Hai Weidian is also a person with a head and face in Sunan City, and he has already done things for himself, plus his brother Hai Dafu is already a relatively high-level elder in the gang, Song Chuyang of course has to take care of Hai Dayuan, everyone is their own people.
"By the way, Brother Song, I really want to change my name recently. Hai Dayuan said aggrievedly.
Song Chuyang asked puzzledly: "Why did you change it, how good is the name Hai Dayuan, Dayuan Dayuan, how local it is!"
"Oh, Brother Song, don't make fun of me, don't you think the name Hai Dayuan is familiar?" Hai Dayuan said.
Song Chuyang tilted his head and thought for a while, "Eh, it's quite familiar, by the way, isn't this the same as the eunuch Hai Dafu in the Lu Ding Ji, your brother is also called Hai Dafu!"
After listening to Song Chuyang, Hai Dayuan lowered his head aggrievedly again, rubbing his palms there.
"Hey, my brother is awesome now, he doesn't care, but I have a so-called ah, people laugh at me behind my back, saying that Hai Dafu is a eunuch, I am his younger brother, and I am also a eunuch! Nima, every time I want to find a crack to get into! I look for my brother and let him change it together, he doesn't bird me! Hey...... I'm so worried!" Hai Dayuan became more and more uncomfortable the more he spoke.
Song Chuyang smiled and said, "Then do you think of a good name?"
Hai Dayuan suddenly raised his head, blinked his eyes and asked Song Chuyang: "If you think about it, you will be called Brother Haier, my brother will be Brother Haier, and my name will be Brother Haier, how about it?"
Lin Yan'er couldn't hold back at this time, pointed at Hai Dayuan and said, "Hai, your sister, your IQ is really bad! You have to tell your brother about this, your brother won't castrate you, you come to me!"
Hai Dayuan hurriedly nodded and said, "Sister Yan'er, you don't know, I told my brother, but he kicked him in the dang, almost castrated, and had surgery to save it!"
"Well deserved!"
Hai Dayuan said unwillingly: "Brother Song, my brother listens to you, or you can help me persuade him......"
"You are rough for my mother, you want to lower my brother-in-law's IQ, there is no door!" Lin Yan'er raised her foot and was about to kick.
Song Chuyang grabbed Lin Yan'er and asked her to calm down and pay attention to her image.
"Brother-in-law, it's time for you to repay me, isn't this Wang Balamb afraid that others will misunderstand him because of his name, if you castrate his thing, he will die!" Lin Yan'er glanced at Hai Dayuan and said.
Hai Dayuan was already stupid at this time, and hurriedly hid behind Song Chuyang.
A security guard who was patrolling in the distance saw that the situation was not right, and immediately walked over to this side.
"What are you doing?" said the security guard, pulling out the baton pinned to his waist.
When Lin Yan'er saw that the security guards were coming, she thought to herself, why did Nima come out with so many security guards to do activities today, and it was easy to enter the school gate, and she was looking for trouble at this time.
"Oh, brother security guard, why are you so busy today, you don't have a good rest in the office blowing the air conditioner, and you have to come out to patrol to ensure our personal safety, it's really hard!" Lin Yan'er immediately said as if she had smeared her mouth with honey.
Hai Dayuan was stunned, this woman's face changed so fast, she looked fierce and vicious just now, and she greeted her with a smile in a blink of an eye.
The security guard was also sweetened by Lin Yan'er's words, but the official business still had to be done, and he still said, "What are you doing here?"
"I said little brother, this is the new art teacher in our school. Lin Yan'er pointed at Song Chuyang and said.
"It turned out to be an art teacher, fortunately, this teacher's attainments must be not shallow, and the artistic atmosphere on your body is super strong. The security guard said, wanting to shake hands with Song Chuyang.
"Yes, I'll take this teacher to visit our campus now, little brother, there's no problem!" Lin Yan'er looked at the security guard with a coquettish face.
Hai Dayuan was almost stupid, and at this moment he noticed a yellow-haired man next to him approaching the security guard, as if he wanted to say something.
Take a closer look, isn't this anyone's subordinate, do you know Song Chuyang's identity and want to tell the security guard that he is not a teacher!
Hai Dayuan saw that it was not good, and immediately made a gesture to wipe his neck, and the European student was scared away without saying a word!