Lu Li immediately changed to a flattering smile, bending down and smiling like a traitor.

"Brother Xu, Brother Xu hasn't rested yet? ”

The girl's name is Zhang Xu, Lu Li's landlord, with an extremely beautiful face and a standard S-shaped figure.

Zhang Xu had just finished taking a shower, wrapped around a bath towel, his long hair was wet, and water droplets flowed from his collarbone and slid into the two peaks.

Under the bath towel are two round legs, white and slender, which makes people think about it, but Lu Li has long been surprised.

Don't look at Zhang Xu's beauty, but her personality is not like a girl at all, she is very aggressive, she often walks around the living room in revealing clothes, and she doesn't treat Lu Li as a boy like a taboo.

Zhang Xu twisted Lu Li's ears and asked, "Little deer, where have you died these days? I don't answer phone calls or text messages, do you use me here as a public toilet?" Come and go if you want, and leave if you want!"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Lu Li hurriedly begged for mercy, "Brother Xu Yingming, I really didn't mean it, I was kidnapped by bad guys a few days ago and was taken to a far place, I just escaped." ”

"Really?" Zhang Xu approached Lu Li, staring at him with big eyes, as if he wanted to see through Lu Li's heart.

A girl's unique aroma filled the nasal cavity, the distance between the two was less than five centimeters, the whiteness on Zhang Xu's chest was in full view, Lu Li seemed to have been poured two catties of liquor, and his mind was a little dizzy.

"Smack!" Lu Li received a slap in the face.

"Put away your lewd eyes!"

Zhang Xu's expression eased a lot, and he asked lightly, "You're not injured, are you?"

Lu Li waved his hand and said, "No need, the bad guys have already been duly punished." ”

Zhang Xu raised his eyebrows and stopped asking.

"You haven't eaten yet, have you? ”

"Thank you, Brother Xu!"

Lu Li came to the kitchen upside down, the food in the cage drawer still had residual warmth, and it was not leftovers, it was specially left for him by Zhang Xu.

It seems that Brother Xu has been worrying about himself these days, and it has become a habit to keep every meal for himself.

Lu Xuan warmed up, and glanced back at Zhang Xu, who was blowing her hair in the mirror.

Zhang Xu has a big personality and often acts against Lu Li, but Lu Li has no resentment.

The two have shared a house for more than two years, Zhang Xu has taken good care of him, Zhang Xu has no food to eat, Zhang Xu has paid for him to eat out of his own pocket, and now he has not paid the rent for half a year, Zhang Xu has not mentioned a word, it can be said that he has been living in people for nothing in the past few years.

"Brother Xu, how are you looking for a job?" Lu Li asked vaguely as he ate.

Zhang Xu put down the hair dryer, sat on the sofa and crossed his long legs, holding a nail clipper to cut his toenails.

"I've found it, Tyrannosaurus Media, I'll take up my post tomorrow. ”

Zhang Xu majored in media, and the pressure of competition was very high.

As the saying goes, the graduation season is the unemployment season, and she has been idle at home for a year, but fortunately, Zhang Xu has opened a live broadcast and has a certain fan base, so she doesn't have to worry about life.

"Wow!" Lu Li was surprised: "That's one of the top media companies in Dongzhou City, I heard that there are three or four hundred graduates interviewed every year, and there are only ten employees recruited, Brother Xu can stand out among hundreds of people, absolutely cheating!"

Lu Li's sycophant, Zhang Xu was very comfortable, smiled and came closer, and reached out to touch Lu Li's face.

"Why is your mouth so sweet? Did you eat honey? Let my sister kiss and taste it. ”

"Brother Xu! Your hand just touched your foot, don't touch me! Oops, your fingers are in my mouth! Help!"

"Shout, shout and no one will come when you cut your throat......!"

"Whoa!"

When the two were fighting, Zhang Xu's bath towel suddenly fell to the ground.

"Really...... Empty ......"

The girl's body fragrance filled the air, the spring light filled the room, Lu Li's brain buzzed, blood and qi surged, and two nosebleeds rushed out.

"Ahh

Lu Li covered his bloody nose and rushed into the bathroom, Zhang Xu unhurriedly picked up the bath towel and re-wrapped it, and cut it contemptuously.

"Look at your unproductive appearance, you're still a boy chicken, and my sister will introduce you to a girlfriend to extinguish the fire. ”

Lu Li was rinsing his bleeding nose in the bathroom, his mind was full of the fragrant picture just now, the qi and blood surging in his body were difficult to calm down, and Zhang Xu's ridicule didn't listen to a word.

Lu Li plunged headlong under the water dragon, and under the cool tap water, he finally calmed down the boiling qi and blood, and the nosebleed gradually stopped.

"Oops! It's time for the stream. Zhang Xu hurriedly returned to the room, suddenly poked his head out again, and said to Lu Li with a wicked smile: "If it's too hot at night, come to my sister's house to sleep, I don't lock the door, my sister has air conditioning here." ”

Lu Li, who had just stopped the nosebleed, heard such seductive words, and the nosebleed suddenly rushed out again, turned his head and rushed into the bathroom again.

"Haha......" Zhang Xu's unbridled laughter came from behind him.

"Ding-dong...... Dingdong ......"

"Little deer, go open the door!"

Lu Li covered his nose and opened the security door, and saw a long-haired beauty standing at the door.

Melon seed face, willow eyebrows, cherry mouth, tight skirt outline the perfect body curve, slender thighs under a pair of shiny sandals.

When the beauty saw Lu Li, her expression changed, and she couldn't help but take a step back.

"Did you encounter a murder scene?" the beautiful woman felt uneasy.

At this moment, Lu Li's face was covered with blood, his chest was also stained with a large patch, and the fingers covering his nose were still bleeding out.

Lu Li saw the jealousy of the beauty, pinched his nose and explained: "Don't get me wrong, the weather has been dry recently, and it has been a little hot." ”

The beauty breathed a sigh of relief.

"Excuse me, is it Mr. Lu's house?" asked the beautiful woman with a smile, her voice graceful and sounding, like a nightingale in the woods.

"I'm Lu Li, what's the matter with you?"

"Hello Mr. Lu, I am Su Qing, the owner of Lan Kwai Fong, and I came to you to send you clothes this time, and I am also here to apologize to you. ”

Lan Kwai Fong has always been service-oriented, and when she learned that an employee had angered a customer, Su Qing personally came to apologize.

Su Qing bowed down and apologized, full of sincerity.

Inadvertently, Lu Li caught a glimpse of the spring light under her neckline.

"Poof......

Lu Li's blood collapsed again, and the hot nosebleed flowed out along his fingers, and he couldn't stop it.

What's wrong with today? When I saw a beautiful woman, I had a nosebleed and was thrown to my grandmother's house.

"Mr. Lu, it doesn't matter, do you want to go to the hospital?"

Lu Li hurriedly waved his hand, took the gift box in Su Qing's hand and said, "Thank you Su Fang Master for running in person, I'm a little uncomfortable, so I won't invite you in!"

"Bang!" The security door closed, Lu Li threw the gift box on the sofa and ran into the bathroom in a panic.

Looking at the closed security door, Su Qing was stunned, shook her head with a wry smile, stepped on her high heels and turned to leave.

"Hoo ......"

Lu Li exhaled and finally stopped the nosebleed, and in less than an hour, he had a full 300cc of blood.

What's the matter today? I can't stop spurting blood when I see a little fragrant scene, and that's not how it usually is!

"Knock...... Knock ......"

A heavy and rhythmic bass came from Zhang Xu's room.

"My dear...... Brush up the gifts!"

Brother Xu is selling cuteness again and letting people brush gifts.

Lu Li pursed his lips, he was closer to netizens than his boyfriend, and it was so unfair to me that he would beat and scold me.

"Huh?"

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Lu Li's mouth, in reality, if you bully me, then I will go to your live broadcast room to tease you!

took out his mobile phone and downloaded the live broadcast APP, registered an account, and found Zhang Xu's live broadcast room.

Zhang Xu once said that her screen name in the live broadcast room was Rabbit Sauce, Lu Li poked the screen, and the picture that appeared made Lu Li almost squirt out a mouthful of old blood.

"It's big...... of a rabbit...... Bunny!"

Zhang Xu's style of dressing is completely different from the past, a white fluffy jacket wraps the two large sea bowls on his chest, two long ears are erected on his head, his hands are clenched into fists, and he is very cute to learn to jump on a rabbit.

No one knows that this cute-breasted Lori is actually a fierce girl who abuses Lu Li!

"Wow! The goddess is so beautiful! I want to kneel and lick!"

"It's my goddess, I'm going to drink your bath water!"

Small flowers are constantly floating on the screen, and occasionally someone is brushing a sports car.

"Thank you, Brother Wuchen!

Zhang Xu made two flying kiss poses, and the comments immediately exploded.

"I'm going to kiss too!"

"I want it!"

Lu Li pursed his lips and slandered in his heart: You gangs of rammers, if you know that the goddess in your mind is a violent maniac, see if you can still kneel and lick like this!

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Don't insult my goddess!"

"I think you didn't brush your teeth, and your mouth smelled of feces!"

"24k pure handsome has been banned!"

"Holy!"

Lu Li jumped up from the bed with his mobile phone, shouted and scolded, I said a word, and then was banned!

"Ding Ding ......"

The countdown suddenly popped up on the screen, and as the countdown returned to zero, the screen changed, and the live broadcast room was split into two parts.

"It's ...... PK match!"

No wonder Zhang Xu broadcast live in advance today, it turned out that the live broadcast platform held an Internet celebrity PK competition.

The competition stipulates that the Internet celebrities of the competition will be randomly selected for one hour, and within the specified time, whoever wins the championship will receive a reward of 50,000 yuan.

Matching Zhang Xu is a female Internet celebrity wearing a sailor suit, with a bewitching and sexy figure, painted with light makeup, and a sexy and sultry posture.

"Hello Sister Rabbit Sauce, I'm an Internet celebrity newcomer, please take care of my sister. ”

The sailor suit struck first, and when she opened her mouth, she called her sister, but in fact, she looked a few years older than Zhang Xu.

"My sister is polite, I'm also a newcomer, and I need more guidance on the bad points. Zhang Xu replied stupidly.

The game started, Zhang Xu sold Meng for a while, and then started singing, and the progress bar below that indicated that the gift was starting to skyrocket, crushing the female Internet celebrity in the sailor suit to death.

"Sister Rabbit Sauce is so good, I can't sing!

Time passed minute by minute, and the sailor suit did not show any talent, so he sat in front of the mobile phone and applauded Zhang Xu, eating something and drinking yogurt from time to time.

"Come on, brothers, Rabbit Sauce is about to win!"

"Support the goddess of rabbit sauce, the goddess will win!"

The comments are lively, but the beginning of brushing gifts is less, and occasionally brushing a small flower is only a few dollars, but Zhang Xu's red progress bar is 70%, and victory is in hand.

Twenty minutes before the end of the game, the sailor suit began to move.

"Ahem......"

The sailor suit cleared his throat and got up from his seat.

"I'm going to do a dance for everyone. ”

The transcendent music sounded, the sailor suit danced gracefully, a hot dance ignited the passion of the audience, the gifts kept brushing, the sports car ship flew around on the screen, and the blue progress bar of the sailor suit skyrocketed, overshadowing Zhang Xu's red progress bar in less than a few minutes.