The living will be driven crazy if they are not suffocated by urine.

A bowl of medicine with condiments was drunk into his stomach, and Ling Ling's urine, which had been held back for a long time, came up instantly, and he really couldn't bear it, so he couldn't care about wearing shoes, let alone continuing to pretend to be a ghost, and went out of the door, just wanting to pour a thousand miles, however, after going out, he found that he was embarrassed, and he really didn't know where the toilet was.

Ling Ling's cry was not answered, until he hurriedly found a place with a corner like a latrine, and he peed out before he had time to untie his pants, watching the pants quickly darken in color, and then began to drip some liquid, Ling Ling had already given up understanding the pants, these pants in ancient times, I really didn't know how to wear them, I couldn't find a clue to untie them, and in this 100,000 urgent time, I couldn't untie them.

After a thousand miles, it seems that it can't be said to be a thousand miles (pants are blocked, far less cool than a thousand miles), Ling Ling is comfortable, comfortable, his brain is free, this is free, he is flexible, after being flexible, the pants will naturally be untied. After unbuttoning his pants, Ling Ling stood helplessly, looking at the wet pants, his brows were furrowed, and a cool breeze blew, and he always felt that his crotch was swishing. "I was originally going to be a cold stove god, why did you play so tricks on me, made me a funny god, buddy is just starting to fool, can you give me some room to play, you make me sad like this." This is Ling Ling's inner dialogue to God, he wanted to shout out, but it seemed that he always felt mentally retarded when he shouted it, so he didn't dare to shout.

Ling Ling outside the door looked like a madman, and the princess and Jin Lian in the door were stupid. To tell the truth, Ling Ling directly took the medicine with arsenic and drank it, and then he was not poisoned, and the serious injuries on his body were instantly healed, and he immediately calmed down the two women, one old and one young, at first, he thought that Ling Ling's brain was broken, and his mouth was full of nonsense, but after seeing everything with his own eyes, Pan Jinlian already believed Ling Ling's words, after all, normal people have long died, and only immortals can survive in that kind of death; 。 What really made Wang Po and Jin Lian completely stunned was the shouting "Where is the thatched house" after Ling Ling went out, there was a feeling that the omnipotent immortal in his heart collapsed in an instant, can he not be stupid if the three views are destroyed.

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"Master, what's wrong with you these days, you don't go to Nanjie, this is not like you!" Ju An beat Ximenqing's legs, and couldn't help but ask, as flattering as his voice was. As the master "roundworm in the stomach."

The master hasn't gone out to look for flowers and willows for two days, there must be a big deal. The master doesn't go out, his living standard has also declined, and he is a person in the house all day long, but he is fed up with the anger of the master's wives and concubines, hey, who makes himself a subordinate.

"Hmph, you slave, you're getting bolder, you dare to take care of me, rub your legs well. Ximen Qing hummed weakly, his closed eyes never opened, and the master's majesty was to be placed there.

Of course, Ximenqing didn't have the heart to answer him as a minion, two days ago he had a private meeting with the little lady of the Pan family, and was broken by that Wu Dazi, and he actually said that he wanted to tell his brother, come back and kill me, and he didn't look at what kind of virtue he was, he was ugly and frustrated, but the second child of his family, who was burly and dignified, was okay, of course, compared to his son, it was far worse, and I don't know if the second child of his family was picked up, why is the gap between the brothers so big. That dead man wants to kill me, I'll kill you first, save trouble with the little lady, although his brother has a lot of strength, in front of the capital in Yanggu County, but when he comes, his brother has already died of illness, what can he do to me.

"Ouch, I don't dare, sir, the little one is just worried about you. The movements of Jue'an's hands are still sharp, I don't know if there are tears coming down, anyway, I can't see it when I lower my head.

"If you don't dare, shut up and beat your legs" Ju'an, a minion, still has some skills in beating his legs, otherwise why would he be called.

Thinking of the dead man, I think of the mother-in-law of the Wang family and the little lady, a dying son, there has been no movement for two days, the mother-in-law of the king still reassures me, it is really heartbreaking, Ximenqing thought of this, he was a little anxious, it seemed that he hadn't seen the little lady for two days, can he not be in a hurry.

Thinking of Pan Jinlian, Ximenqing is really a little itchy, and Pan Jinlian has cheated several times, it feels really different from visiting the kiln, just like saying, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is better than stealing, stealing is better than stealing, to be honest, there is no Ximenqing can't steal.

"Juan, don't beat it, pack up, and go out with me"

"Okay, master, I'll go and prepare immediately" Ju An got up after speaking, his steps were a little brisk, and he couldn't help but think in his heart, I knew that you couldn't help it, my good days are here again.

It didn't take long for Ju An to be ready, the reason why Ju An can be the strongest dog leg behind Ximen Qing is not unreasonable, he has a strong heart, he can beat his legs, and he is sharp, can he not be in a position. After that, the master and the servant went out. The streets were still bustling as usual, and all kinds of shouts filled the streets.

"Hey, master, this is not the way to South Street!" Jue An is a little strange, Ximenqing today is not going to the kiln, and he is going to harm whose girl.

"Do you want to care where I go, shut up and follow" Ximenqing replied impatiently, the master who talks to his subordinates well is not a good master.

The master and servant went around like this, and came to the door of a teahouse, and along the way they figured out that maybe Ximenqing was in a bad mood and didn't dare to speak Ju'an, then he understood, it turned out that Ximenqing came to find the little lady of the Pan family again, for Pan Jinlian who didn't give silver, Ju'an had already forgotten, after all, there were too many women around Ximenqing, and of course he remembered that he bought the most, like this, Ju'an had long forgotten.

"Ju An, go and see, is my godmother here?" Ximen Qing shook the fan in his hand and said to Ju An.

With a "squeak", Jue An pushed open the closed door and shouted loudly, "Mrs. Wang" and "Is Mrs. Wang at home?" shouted for a while to no avail, and ran out, and the door was not closed.

"Master, that mother-in-law is not at home" Ju An also deliberately gasped, a picture of how hard he had just worked.

"Remember, Wang Po is my godmother, do you know what to call her?" Ximenqing frowned, thinking that he called such a widow and a godmother in order to have a tryst with that little lady, which really made people feel bad.

After speaking, he walked straight to the next door, next door is Wu Dalang's house, Wang Pozi is not there, it must be next door, Ju An also hurriedly followed.

(To be continued)