Wang Jian, can you do something serious?" Wang Jian's mother, Zeng Yu, saw her son stacking the bowls, like a dog, nesting on the sofa in the living room with his mobile phone, brushing the bucket sound, brushing for two hours in a row, without even changing his posture, and suddenly became angry.

"Mom, I'm not doing business, when I have a million followers, I'll fire the boss, and then start a live broadcast, squatting at home to make you a lot of money!" Wang Jian, who was paralyzed on the sofa at 160 degrees, replied to his mother without raising his head, engrossed, his index finger danced, and turned the page page by page, while his mouth kept talking to himself:

"This girl is on time, with big breasts and round buttocks, but the makeup is too thick!"

"Damn! This girl's legs are too long, right? It's out of proportion to her body! Beauty, I understand your mood of wanting long legs, but it's too much? The effect of your 'long legs' is too big!

"Big brother, change your talent? If you keep singing, the audience will be annoyed, do you dance! Besides, you can't sing this song well! It's not as good as Lao Tzu!"

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Wang Jian flipped through the short videos uploaded by his fighting friends, while chattering and commenting on his fighting friends, of course, it was only a verbal evaluation, and there was no written evaluation.

Too lazy to type!

"One million fans, just you, do you want to have no figure, no looks, no talent, the whole 'second-level cripple', and a million fans? Sneer——, I'm afraid you're going to laugh off my mother's big teeth!" Jian Ma heard her son open her mouth to be a million fans, and suddenly sneered.

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Three months ago, her son, who only likes to chase and talk about birds on the computer, and doesn't like to play with mobile phones very much, suddenly changed sex, and even nested on the sofa all day long, playing with his mobile phone intently.

Zeng Yu thought that her son had found a girlfriend, and she was communicating with her on WeChat, and she was suddenly happy, and immediately asked her son about her future daughter-in-law.

As a result, the son was the same tune again, perfunctory her with the same words, so that she didn't have to worry, his girlfriend was still in the belly of his mother-in-law - last time he said that he was in elementary school, but this time he directly gave her a birth.

He also said that he is playing a short video APP now, and he actively recommended it to her, a mother, so that she can also play next, and she can pass the time when she is bored.

Zeng Yu is usually busy all day long for the livelihood of the two mothers, and he doesn't play with his mobile phone much, occasionally playing on WeChat, looking at the circle of friends, looking at the chicken soup text forwarded by relatives and friends in the WeChat group, seeing that his son has been holding his second-hand fruit 6SPLUS that he has used for almost two years, and he is very happy to buy on salted fish, and he is curious, so he also asked Wang Jian to give her one, and occasionally when he is fine, he also plays.

At first, she thought it was funny, but after a few days, she didn't think it was interesting anymore - just a few little girls, singing and dancing in it, scratching their heads, and wondering why their son was so fun-loving.

She thought that her son would be bored after playing for a while, young people are uncertain, and everything is fresh.

Unexpectedly, a month has passed, two months have passed, the son not only did not play annoyance, but the poisoning became deeper and deeper, every night after eating, leaving the bowl, holding the mobile phone to brush the bucket sound, immersed in the time of it, from the first one or two hours, to the next two or three hours, and finally until after work, except for eating, drinking, and Lazar, all the time was spent in this "broken bucket sound".

It's okay if it's just a simple indulgence, anyway, my son hasn't seen him do anything serious since he came back from work.

However, recently, the son of Douyin, who has been obsessed with Douyin for a few months, has begun to babble about saying that he also wants to "eat Douyin's meal", and what "acting route" he wants to take.

This can scare the traditional and honest Zeng Yu a lot!

So he hurriedly persuaded Wang Jian, saying that now the economy is in a recession, layoffs are being laid off everywhere, it is not easy to have a job, and the average college student is unemployed after graduation, so let him not think about it for a day, he will not eat for a long time, and it is better to work honestly!

"Don't worry, Mom, I won't quit if I have less than a million fans!" her son replied to her.

Her son is already older, and they are already working, and Zeng Yu can't force her son to do anything like she did when she was a child, such as uninstalling Douyin, so she can only pay attention to her son's account and see the increase in her son's fans.

Fortunately, although this kid has posted several videos of following the trend and saying goodnight to others, no one has watched it at all, not even two bad reviews, and there are less than ten fans so far, and one of them is still praised by her mother!

After seeing his son's real popularity on the Internet, Zeng Yu completely put his mind at ease and no longer interfered with his son's playing with douyin, feeling that what his son was talking about during this time, such as "resignation" and "firing the boss You Yu", that is, young people talking and playing, their eyes are high, or they vent their dissatisfaction with reality.

Of course, as a mother, you should "scold" or "scold", you should beat or beat, you should pour cold water, or you still have to pour two basins of cold water, otherwise young people who have never suffered losses are easy to be hot-headed and don't know how thick the sky is!

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"Mom, don't hit your son so badly? Although your son doesn't look good, how many of those handsome guys and beauties on Douyin are real? Let them not use 'beauty', remove 'thin face', 'big eyes', remove 'dermabrasion', and then turn off 'filter', maybe it's worse than your son!

"Besides, my 'second-level cripple' is not due to you and my father? Who told you that the gene you combined with your father is not long, it is only 159cm short?" Wang Jian was dual-minded, refuting his mother while continuing to brush his douyin without blinking his eyes.

"Cut! Since everyone is turning on filters and using beautification, why don't you use it?" Jian's mother said "cut", gave her son a blank look, sat next to Wang Jian, picked up the remote control board on the coffee table, and directly transferred to a column called "Everyday 630" on the local station in Jiangcheng, and began to watch the trivial things that the people of Jiangcheng like to see.

This station is about this - which family's cat is lost, which family's dog bites, but the owner's family doesn't care, which high-rise residents don't pay attention to morality, throwing objects in the air, scaring people to death...... It's this kind of that Wang Jian doesn't like at all, but his wife sees it with relish.

"I don't care about it! I want to dedicate my most authentic side to my fans! I will never deceive them! Let them give me a reward, give me a 'fireworks', and send me a 'rocket' that is worth the money!" Wang Jian casually talked nonsense, running a train with his mouth full, and now he is not even qualified to post a one-minute long video, so he is making a live broadcast and a dream of rewarding!

"You're daydreaming all day long! 23 years old, don't hurry to find a girlfriend. Those classmates in your hometown, many dolls have started to make soy sauce, but you can't even find a girlfriend until now, your mother's face is very gloomy! This year's Chinese New Year, my wife and I are embarrassed to go back to my hometown with you. Jian's mother continued to nag, telling his "unlucky" son about his mother's worries day after day.

Seeing that his mother began to chant the scriptures again and urged him to find a girlfriend, Wang Jian didn't want to hear it, so he got up and walked towards his bedroom, preparing to have a "don't listen, don't be upset".

Since he graduated and went to work, his mother Zeng Yu's "noise" all day and night has changed from "study hard and make progress every day" to asking him to find a girlfriend to take him home quickly.

Of course Wang Jian wants to find it!

23 years old, strong in blood, why don't you want a woman?

However, his own conditions are limited, although his facial features are good, but his face is full of pimples - this Nima is also strange, he is 23 years old, puberty has long passed, and he is still a face of pimples, which makes him extremely puzzled - seriously damaged his handsome face, plus his mouth is white, but lacks "uneven", "staggered" teeth, and the most deadly, only 159, not even 162, 163 "second-class crippled" height, so that Wang Jian has been facing women for four years in college. The heart is hot", but can only "dry staring" state.

If he has a good family background, he is an official second generation or a rich second generation or something, pimples, crooked teeth, and low height are not a problem, and it is very easy to find beautiful women;

Money is a man's guts!

His own conditions are not good, and his family conditions are also poor, in today's society where women and mothers-in-law are becoming more and more realistic, it is naturally difficult for Wang Jian to find a girlfriend who he can look up to and others can look down on him.

Wang Jian, who didn't want to listen to his mother's "noise", returned to his bedroom, ready to lie on the bed and continue to brush the bucket sound.

"Nima, it's fast to brush the bucket sound and lose power!Wait for the weekend Lao Tzu to change the battery!" Wang Jian said "Nima", quickly picked up the charging cable on the bedside table, and began to replenish the power of the fruit 6SPLUS he bought on the "Salted Fish" second-hand website two years ago.

It would take a few minutes to restart, so Wang Jian took the opportunity to go to the toilet to put water in it, causing the bladder that had been swollen under the lower abdomen for several hours to wilt.

When you come back, press the power button to power on.

A minute or two later, Wang Jian directly flipped out the Douyin APP, ready to continue to brush the Douyin, watch the beauties, and chat about the long night of "loneliness, loneliness and coldness", at this moment, he suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the Douyin APP:

"Huh, isn't the icon of Douyin a 'white label on a black background'?

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