Chapter 76: I abstain
Du Weiwei said to everyone in the audience with an arrogant attitude: "Do any of you still want to come up and challenge, if not, this part of the essay test will end here." ”
At this time, a man in a red shirt slowly walked onto the stage and said humbly: "In Xia Xu Bin, the girl's first question, I choose me to save you!"
"Why?"
"Because I haven't had a mother since I was a child!" Xu Bin said in a deep voice, as if he had evoked some kind of past, and he was in a trance.
"I'm sorry for touching your past!" Du Weiwei said apologetically.
"I don't care, after so many years, I've let it go a long time ago!" Xu Bin said with relief.
"Okay, then let me answer the second question, please describe my beauty in one sentence!" Du Weiwei said.
Xu Bin didn't even think about opening his mouth to come: "I can't forget your gentleness of looking forward to the brilliance, the beauty of drunken Yaoli's sleep, say hello, the shame of warm flowers." ”
His voice is clean and magnetic, and his appearance is also very delicate, with a pair of silver wire glasses, and he is quite literati.
After listening to Xu Bin's poem, Du Weiwei couldn't help but praise: "It's so beautiful!"
"What?" Xu Bin asked, not understanding the meaning of Du Weiwei's words for a moment.
"I said your poems are so beautiful!" Du Weiwei explained.
"Thank you!"
"Okay, you've passed!"
Everyone was envious for a while, but they had to obey, who told people to compose poems!
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After that, no one passed, and the time was 12 o'clock at noon, and basically everyone who wanted to go on stage had already gone on stage.
Su Wanwan stood in the center of the stage and said: "This part of the literary examination is nearing the end, if there is anything to try on stage, if not, the literary examination will end here." ”
At this time, the fat man in the audience immediately shouted: "Wait, there is still one person who wants to go up and try it!"
"Who?"
Everyone immediately looked at the fat man Zhao Dahai, and then they were all talking. Didn't this fat man go on it just now? Could it be that he still wanted to do it again! It can't be like this! If this is the case, then everyone will have to do it again, and being stared at by everyone, the fat man immediately pointed at Shen Jiahao and said, "He said he was going up to try it!"
I'll go! You kid, bī) people go to Liangshan, there is no way, Shen Jiahao can only go to the stage, everyone looks at Shen Jiahao's dress, white T-shirt, big pants, and slippers, at first glance, it is a **silk, it's all this point, what to pretend! You still play the finale with me! The toad wants to eat swans, wishful thinking! Could it be that so many of our rich second generations can't compare to you!
"Girl, didn't you sleep well last night!" Shen Jiahao walked onto the stage and stood opposite Du Weiwei and asked with concern.
"How do you know!" Du Weiwei was surprised, that's right, because of today's recruitment of a boyfriend, she didn't sleep well all night last night, but so many men on stage didn't notice it, just this guy found out, this guy is really careful!
"If you wear sunglasses, you must be hiding dark circles under your eyes, so it's hard for you to pretend to be cool with glasses!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
"You're smart!" Du Weiwei said.
"So-so!
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"Let me ask you, your mother and I fell into the water, who do you save?"
"Save you! My mom is a college swimming champion, she will save you with me!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
This......
Everyone listened to it for a while, buddy, you have a deep road!
"Second question, please describe my beauty in one sentence!"
Shen Jiahao opened his mouth and came: "I reacted!"
"Huh?"
"I said I saw that you had a physiological reaction!" Shen explained.
Du Weiwei blushed when she heard this, and unconsciously looked at some parts of Shen Jiahao, but it was not very prominent! Could it be that he was already small there, and he couldn't see it when he reacted? Oh, what am I thinking? Du Weiwei shook her head, trying to calm herself down.
Everyone was embarrassed when they heard it, but this praise is really good!
"The third question, if you are with me, do you miss me more during the day or at night?" asked Du Weiwei after sorting out.
"Well, this one! no matter morning or evening, no matter what day and night, I miss you every day, keep a heart every day, and leave my best to you!" said Shen Jiahao after he said.
"Okay, you pass you!" Du Weiwei said with satisfaction.
After listening to it, everyone was impressed, such as from the flirting skills, it was really invincible! There is a road, there is depth, gentle and considerate, and it can also sing, so it has to be convinced. With Shen Jiahao finally coming to power, this part of the essay test is over.
Hundreds of people came to the stage to answer, but only three passed. They are: Yang Guo, a young man with fried hair, Xu Bin, a poet in a red shirt, and Shen Jiahao.
Next is the martial arts part.
Wu Test: According to the original plan, it should be to fight against Du Weiwei, but Du Weiwei suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered a particularly interesting method, she muttered in Su Wanwan's ear, and after a while, a girl named Xiaofang walked up with three apples on a plate.
"You three, let's not compete anymore, how about playing a game!" Du Weiwei said with a smile.
"It's good to play games, I like to play games the most!" Yang Guo said, as he spoke, he walked up to Xiao Fang, picked up an apple from the plate in her palm, wiped it with her hand, and said with a smile: "Miss Du is really understanding, knowing that the three of us have been standing all morning, we are thirsty, and she specially sent us apples to quench our thirst, virtuous!"
He took a bite of the apple and continued: "This apple is good, sweet and sour really quenches your thirst." ”
"I agree with Brother Yang's words, we are big men, and it is not glorious to win a fight with a girl of yours, and we think we have a tendency to domestic violence!" Xu Bin said.
"What do you think?" Du Weiwei looked at Shen Jiahao, who did not speak, and asked, among the three people, she had the most affection for Shen Jiahao, because of the previous three questions, only Shen Jiahao's answer touched her heart the most, and the most important thing is that Shen Jiahao will care about people, so many men present may think that she is pretending to be cool by wearing sunglasses, only he found that she wore sunglasses to cover her dark circles
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"I'm casual!" Shen Jiahao said lightly, and he didn't know what this girl was going to do.
"Okay, since the three of you have no objections, let's play this game together!
"How to play?" Xu Bin asked.
"There are still two apples here, you two come over first, one of you will take one!" Du Weiwei pointed to the remaining two apples on Xiao Fang's plate on the side, and said to Shen Jiahao and Xu Bin.
Shen Jiahao and Xu Bin walked over and picked up the apple, Du Weiwei continued: "That's the case, the game we are going to play next, the test is the cooperation between us, two people have teamed up, what is the most important, cooperation is the most important, right!"
"Hmm!" Yang Guo and Xu Bin nodded.
Du Weiwei continued: "Recently, I have been practicing flying knives, and I think it is fun, but now, I need the three of you to cooperate and play this flying knife game with me." ”
"How to cooperate?" Yang Guo said as he ate an apple.
"It's very simple, just put the apple in your hand on the top of your head, and then I use a throwing knife to hit it, and whoever hits the apple, I will choose whoever is my boyfriend!"
"What if I don't hit?" asked Shen Jiahao.
"Then let's do it all over again!Until the middle of the game!Isn't this game exciting and fresh!" Du Weiwei said mischievously with a wink of eyes.
But Yang Guo looked at the leftover apple cores in his hand, but he was blinded. What are you playing? With apples on your head? You've watched too many costume dramas! You think you're a princess choosing a horse? Girl! If you want to play like this, I won't play with you! Although you are very beautiful, pure, and moving, my master's life is still more important, and it is not worth it to take your life in order to pick up girls! So, Yang Guo held up an apple core and said: "I'm sorry, Miss Du! You see that I have eaten all the apples, and I won't play with you in this game, and I am afraid of knives." I'll abstain, okay! I'm not going to be a boyfriend, I'd better leave the opportunity to the two brothers next to me!" With that, he threw the apple core aside, and then quickly ran down from the ring, causing everyone to laugh.
Du Weiwei also smiled slyly, very happy, she succeeded! She made this whole play, the purpose is to scare these three people, let the three of them retreat, what kind of boyfriend selection conference! She never thought of really choosing a boyfriend from the beginning, it was all her best friend Su Wanwan's ghost idea, saying that this could break the rumors that she was Lala outside, anyway, she didn't like boys, and she couldn't be blamed for not recruiting!
After Yang Guo ran away, Du Weiwei asked Shen Jiahao and Xu Bin, "What about you?
"Play, why don't you play this game if you like it so much!" Shen Jiahao said, in fact, Shen Jiahao also wanted to slip away like Yang Guo, but he was entrusted by others, so he had to be loyal! If he slipped away like this, how could he explain to the fat man, if he wanted to say that the fat man was really bad, he said that he would win the game, and then refused Du Weiwei at the moment, so that Du Weiwei was still single, and he still had a chance. You say, it's human talk no, off
The key is that Shen Jiahao also agreed to him.
"What about you?" Du Weiwei asked Xu Bin again.
"I'll try it too!" Xu Bin said weakly, it could be seen that he was still very scared, and he felt like he was holding on.
I'll go, and there are really two people who are afraid of not dying. Okay, since you two still want to play, then I'll play with you two to death, and see if you two don't get scared. Du Weiwei said: "Okay then, since you two want to play this game, let's play! Who will come first?"
"He, I want to take a look first!" Xu Bin immediately pointed at Shen Jiahao and said.
"Why do you want me to come first? I'm not afraid if you're afraid!" I don't agree!" Shen Jiahao said.
"Okay, don't fight, you two rock-paper-scissors! Whoever loses will come first!" Du Weiwei proposed.
According to Du Weiwei's idea, Shen Jiahao and Xu Bin played rock-paper-scissors. Shen Jiahao lost, Shen Jiahao came out with scissors, and Xu Bin came out with stones, but it was obvious that Xu Bin played half a beat than Shen Jiahao, and he was suspected of cheating!
"You lose, you come first!" Du Weiwei said to Shen Jiahao.
"It's not fair! He cheats! You saw him punch so late, he didn't punch until he saw me throw my scissors. Shen Jiahao said.
"Okay, don't fight anymore, anyway, if you come first, you will die!" Du Weiwei said lightly.
"What are you talking about? What do you mean, come first and then die, do you want to kill me with a flying knife?" Shen Jiahao said a little blindly.
"What do you think! I mean, come first and then later, you have to give it a try! Try it, it's not death!" Du Weiwei explained, in fact, what she started talking about was death, just to scare Shen Jiahao.
"Alright, you can put the apple on top of your head!" Du Weiwei said.