"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the press conference ......of the Holy Swordfish," Jiang Xianyang stood on the stage and said with the microphone.

According to the draft, Jiang Xianyang first introduced the origin of the holy swordfish, and then introduced the nutritional value, taste, price, etc. of the holy swordfish, everything is quite normal, although sometimes Jiang Xianyang will feel very nervous, but he will hint to himself that he is going to become the king of the world, what are you nervous about?

In the end, Jiang Xianyang finished speaking, and according to the plan, the next step was the trial stage, and there was nothing to do with Jiang Xianyang, so he relaxed.

However, the announcer's voice sounded: "Now let's enter the question session, everyone can raise their hands and ask questions to Mr. Jiang." ”

As soon as he heard this, Jiang Xianyang subconsciously looked at Zhang Jing in the audience, and saw her smile as if she had succeeded in her conspiracy. Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xianyang looked at Zhou Zhibin again, and saw that he was talking to a CEO and seemed to be very pleasant.

Asking questions is a common occurrence for the media, and when the announcer's voice sounded, all the media skillfully raised their hands, waiting for Jiang Xianyang's roll call.

Jiang Xianyang looked at the people who raised their hands in the audience, and scolded Zhang Jing and Zhou Zhibin countless times in his heart, and finally reluctantly named them.

"May I ask Mr. Jiang, the current submersible can't catch fish, how did you catch it?"

"As I said just now, I was arrested by chance, and as for what the opportunity was, this is a trade secret and will not be disclosed. Jiang Xianyang said that Lao Tzu had never eaten pork, and he had seen pigs run, so wasn't it just Tai Chi?

The next few questions were all fooled by Jiang Xianyang, until, "Your company, 100,000 fish, the common people can't afford it at all, you are deepening the class contradictions and detaching yourself from the masses, what is Mr. Jiang's explanation for this?"

Let me explain it as a fart, naked moral kidnapping, could it be that I will give it to you for nothing? Jiang Xianyang thought secretly in his heart.

"The holy swordfish has miraculous effects on cancer, heart disease, kidney disease, insomnia, etc., and it tastes amazing, 100,000 pieces, absolutely worth the price. Jiang Xianyang racked his brains and said.

"But according to the pictures distributed by the Oceanic Administration, this fish is extremely common at a depth of 5,000 meters under the sea, but it is impossible to catch it due to technical reasons.

I have always heard that moral kidnapping is disgusting, but now that I see it, Jiang Xianyang really feels disgusted.

"This ......" Jiang Xianyang didn't know what to say for a while.

When the reporter saw this, he was very proud and continued: "In addition, you also monopolize the market, only selling dead fish, not live fish, which obviously does not want us to breed it ourselves.

Jiang Xianyang only felt that a ball of anger was burning in his body, and the whole person was on the verge of exploding.

"And you are so publicized, dominating the Internet, television, radio, and even the streets, there are your advertisements, which has caused visual fatigue among the masses, and the trouble caused to the people, how should you deal with it?"

"I think the company should apologize to the people of the whole country and donate the fingerlings of the holy swordfish so that the people can enjoy this fish. The reporter said inch by inch.

"I apologize to you!" Jiang Xianyang could no longer control the anger in his body, "We caught the fish ourselves, raised it ourselves, and spent money on publicity, according to what you say, your family's savings, your house, and your car must be donated to make everyone happy, right?" Jiang Xianyang almost roared.

After saying this, Jiang Xianyang regretted it, because there were thousands of people watching in front of him, and there were dozens of cameras taking pictures.

But what is unexpected is that after a moment of silence at the scene, a huge applause broke out.

"The fish belongs to someone else, and they are sacrificed, and this person is funny. ”

"Could this be the legendary Zhangkou?"

"He's the one who really wants to apologize. ”

"What did he apologize for, make me laugh, give me a thumbs up!"

"Robinson speaks our minds!"

There was a lot of discussion among the people around, and Jiang Xianyang also calmed down, breathed a long sigh of relief, and then pointed to the door of the stadium with one hand and said, "I think you are sabotaging now, and now I invite you out." ”

"Are you embarrassed and angry when you are exposed? Your company will be toppled by the people sooner or later!" the reporter shouted like a clown as he was pushed away by the security guards.

There was a huge burst of laughter from the entire stadium, and even the first few CEOs were trying to stifle laughter.

"I'm sorry, I was a little emotional just now, and I said some foul language. Jiang Xianyang said.

"Well said!" a voice came from the corner of the stadium, and the stadium, which had just been quiet again, burst into laughter again.

"Finally, let's go to the tasting stage, and the chef has made a hundred fish, so please eat sensibly. The announcer's voice rang out again.

Then an incomparable scent began to permeate the entire stadium, and the waiters forced their saliva and walked over with fish.

"I'm going, so fragrant?"

"My God, I can smell it from so far away. ”

"I'll go, why am I sitting so far back, I definitely don't have my share. ”

There were all kinds of exclamations in the stadium, and the waiters began to serve food to the mayor of Tokai and the 44 CEOs or CEO representatives at the front.

At first, these people were also exquisite, holding chopsticks and picking vegetables were very in line with etiquette norms, but when they ate the first bite, the instinct in the body could no longer be suppressed, and all the gentlemen, ladies, and etiquette were left behind, and they began to gobble up.

The other people in the audience watched this change, but no one laughed, because their saliva had already flowed for an unknown amount, and even Jiang Xianyang on the stage envied them, because they had one person and one fish, and no one grabbed food.

And under the impact of this food, it will also produce some wonderful effects.

For example, a representative of the CEO of unmarriedism, even under the pressure of his parents, chose not to get married, and now in the chewing of delicious food, surrounded by delicious food, he suddenly felt that the waitress in front of him was so beautiful, and he found that he was in love.

For another example, a CEO in the middle of cancer has the mentality of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and comes to eat this anti-cancer fish, but after seeing such deliciousness, he has long forgotten about anti-cancer, intoxicated with food, and does not know whether it is the effect of food and its own anti-cancer effect.

Also, after tasting such a delicious taste, a beautiful CEO representative thought to herself: Such a good thing, you don't even call me, see how I can settle accounts with you. Brother Xian, for the sake of this fish, I will follow you for the rest of my life.