Chapter 59: They Are His Best Friends
In my bed, could it be, Wu Liangshan's corpse?
Li Shisan's heartbeat accelerated rapidly again.
Cautiously, I stretched my hand over, and there was another intimate contact......
Huh, it's hot!
This is a living man, not a dead man.
Li Shisan's heart settled down again, grabbed it with both hands, threw aside the big and excessive quilt on his body, and then turned his head to look at the side.
It was a picture that was enough to make him bleed.
It's actually her lying next to her!
Looking at Yao Duozi, who was lying there with tears in the corners of his eyes and a flushed face, Li Shisan began to panic again.
She and me, me and her......
Didn't this damn Wu Liangshan say that he wouldn't win people's love, why did he send her here again? Moreover, while he was sleeping soundly...... The most wonderful time was missed in vain, what a pity!
Damn it, you can't do anything!
Damn it?!
Li Shisan suddenly remembered the scene in the dream, the thirteen knives in the newspaper, and Wu Liangshan's miserable white face.
No, I have to see my brother-in-law!
Li 13 found his clothes, quickly put them on, and went out in a panic.
At the moment when he closed the door, Yao Duozi, who was lying on her stomach and pretending to be asleep, shook her body, and then began to sobb silently, and soon, a clear spring flowed out of the corner of her eyes, crystal clear.
Because the environment was unfamiliar, Li Shisan had to check in a counterclockwise direction, room by room.
There are thieves in hand, and these doors are basically useless.
After breaking through several times in a row and not seeing anyone, Li Shisan became more and more flustered, looked outside, and knew that it was already dawning, so he simply omitted the formal knock on the door reminder, and directly pushed the door in...... Because the technology is good, it is basically silent.
Facts have proved that no matter who is in the house, as long as there are outsiders, the etiquette that should be there is no need to be saved.
Li Shisan's first "trespassing" in the full sense of the word was embarrassing.
He met Wu Yanran, who had just come out of the bath.
Where would Wu Yanran have thought that the door with three anti-lock valves set up by herself would also be opened silently from the outside, so she walked out of the bathroom without even putting on a bath towel, and then saw Li Shisan, who suddenly appeared.
With her qualifications as an old policeman, she couldn't detect the movement, which shows how high the technical content of Li Shisan's push door is!
"How did you get in?" is worthy of the third-level superintendent, Wu Yanran's first reaction after walking away was not screaming, but righteous interrogation.
"I ......" Li Shisan's first-class nosebleed said bad things.
"Have you seen enough?"
"No!" Li 13 hated the little poor mouth who didn't know what to do, but the words had already come out, so he could only wait pitifully for the fall. Actually, it's no wonder that the little poor mouth, after being fused by Li Shisan, its habits began to penetrate into the body, like this, in the original Li Shisan's opinion, if there is no face and no skin, it will only be more and not less in the future, and moreover, they are all conditioned reflexes, and they can't control it if they want to.
"......" Unexpectedly, Wu Yanran didn't get angry immediately, blushed, and looked at Li Shisan quietly for a few seconds, then said softly, slightly resentfully: "You go out, I'm going to get dressed!"
Li Shisan fled in the wilderness, before the little poor mouth caused a new incident.
Wu Liangshan was not in the room, he and Wu Tian dined on the second floor, and it was Meng Duocai who made breakfast.
When Li Shisan found them, the Wu family's uncle and nephew had already eaten and drunk enough, and began to pick their teeth and read the newspaper.
Seeing the living Wu Liangshan, the stone on Li Shisan's heart finally fell to the ground, greeted the two with a smile, and sat down at the dining table.
"Give him a double portion, put more ingredients", Wu Liangshan smiled and instructed Meng Duocai, so he used a pair of thief's bright big eyes to scan Li Shisan's body back and forth: "Judging from your face, your physical exhaustion is quite serious." Everyone has met in person, and the future is long, so you don't need to fight so hard, right?"
Li Shisan's face was embarrassed, and his mouth was still struggling: "Where am I physically exhausted? This kind of thing can also be seen from my face? Are you bluffing children?"
"Haha, don't admit it yet", Wu Liangshan pointed at Li Shisan's nose with his hand, and turned his head to Wu Tian: "Second uncle, look at it, this little ...... My brother-in-law, are you tired, and all seven orifices are starting to bleed?"
Wu Tian is an old Jianghu, although he is touched by Wu Liang's light, he is Li Shisan's theoretical second uncle, but before confirming Li Shisan's heart, how dare he make a joke about him, and stand up directly: "Let's talk, I still have something to do, go out first!"
"It's really boring, let's go, let's go, make your black money, the more the better!"
Seeing Wu Tian leave, Wu Liangshan suddenly sneered, beckoned Li Shisan to come closer, and whispered to him: "Look at you like this, you didn't have much fun last night?
"Nonsense!" Li Shisan was angry, slapped his hands down, and shook all the things on the table: "You are also a man, how can you send your own women around?"
"Who said she was my woman?" Wu Liangshan leaned back, leaned against the back of the chair, rolled his tongue, and brought out the toothpick: "The two of them are my pink confidants! Or, on the other hand, I am their best friend." Girlfriends, you know, there are feelings, but there is no love!"
"Girlfriend?" A word immediately popped up in Li Shisan's mind, remembering that he was still a brother with such a sworn brother, he couldn't help but shudder: "You won't be a 'shemale', right?"
"Shemale? haha, you are too exalted to me, I don't have that talent, and I don't have that kind of interest", Wu Liangshan smiled, tears flowed out: "Don't worry, my sexual orientation is normal, I only like beautiful women, I don't like men! Of course, if you meet a righteous brother like you, handsome and capable...... I won't like it either, haha!"
"What are you talking about? So happy!" Meng Duocai walked over, took out Li Shisan's breakfast from the tray in his hand, and gently placed it on the table.
A chunk of butter bread, two six-ripe fried steaks, four boiled eggs, and a bowl of meat soup made from unknown ingredients...... It's hearty!
The people take food as the sky, not to mention Li Shisan, who has been hungry since last night.
Feast, feast.
Li Shisan's eating appearance, even Wu Liangshan was ashamed of himself, and he was thinking about whether to add another meal to his righteous brother, Li Shisan's full burp came out, and it was a seven consecutive rings without stopping.
Meng Duocai looked at Zhile from the side, and Wu Liangshan, who was a righteous brother, felt a little faceless, and shouted angrily: "Brother, can we not be so unproductive, don't be, be careful to choke to death!"
Die?!
Li Shisan's burping couldn't go on, and it stopped abruptly.
"Brother, do you believe me?" The stakes were very high, and Li Shisan's face was rare and serious.
"Believe!" Wu Liangshan also reined in at once, and replied seriously: "If you don't believe it, I won't bow to you." ”
"Goodness, you're afraid that there will be a bloody disaster recently, and", Li Shisan glanced at Meng Duocai obliquely, a little hesitant, but finally gritted his teeth: "You may die!"
"Death is terrible?" Wu Liangshan's face did not show fear, but a little relieved: "Listening to your tone, my death must be ugly, right?"
Sure enough, he is not an ordinary person, and this kid has no doubts about Li Shisan's "prediction" ability for no reason.
"Almost", to the point, Li Shisan finally felt a little embarrassed: "Actually, I just had a dream, and I dreamed that the news of your death appeared in the newspaper...... My dreams have always been very spiritual. ”
"Brother, you don't need to explain, I believe you! Tell me, how did I die?"
"The newspaper said you were stabbed 13 times!"
"Knife, are you sure it's a knife, not a gun?" Wu Liangshan was a little confused, but still didn't show any doubts about Li Shisan.
"Yes, I saw it very clearly, you were stabbed 13 times, and the police have locked up several suspects, but the list does not appear in the newspapers. ”
"That's for sure, suspect, it's just a suspect......"
"Then you, be careful lately, and bring a few more bodyguards when you go out!"
"It's useless", Wu Liangshan smiled heartily: "You have also seen my skills." Although I can't fight you, I can be regarded as a rare opponent, right? Do you think that the guy who can stab me 13 times, an ordinary bodyguard, can resist it?"
"I have a suggestion!" Meng Duocai interjected.