The sketch show "Selling Abduction" has a trilogy, each of which is quite classic. Each one is a meme machine, and these three sketches have left many stalks that have not fallen behind for more than 20 years.

The most famous is the classic sentence "What else do you need a bicycle", which has also brought a trend of sharp turns, and even made a local vocabulary in the Northeast popular throughout the country and became a national common language.

The word is – flickering.

This sketch is extremely memorable for Gan Qi, and the script is almost effortless to write.

Even Gan Qi has many classic sketches in his head, and he still remembers them vividly.

The script of "Selling Abduction" is not long, and the performance time is only about ten minutes, and the dialogue of the three characters, Gan Qi took more than an hour to write, and it was also sent directly to Zhang Guoshi.

Then Ganchi went to sleep.

It's just that some people can't sleep in the middle of the night because of Ganqi, in a hotel in the capital, a man and a woman are lying on the bed, the man is older, in his fifties, but the woman is still a girl in her early twenties.

The man scolded angrily: "I spend hundreds of millions of dollars on CCTV a year, just for the countdown to this year's Spring Festival Gala advertisement, I scattered 50 million at one time, and I can't fuck it for me to arrange a person to go to the Spring Festival Gala." ”

The woman answered: "Mr. Fang, it's that Gan Qi, he must have brushed me off......"

"Does he have the ability?" the man didn't seem to believe.

"It must be him, even if it wasn't me who he brushed, he must have said bad things about me behind his back, otherwise, with Mr. Fang's relationship, how could I still be brushed down?"

"Xiang Ning, this matter is not that simple, but don't worry, I will definitely handle it for you. ”

"I don't really care if I can go to the Spring Festival Gala or not, but Gan Qi dared to let Mr. Fang lose face like this, I'm a little angry. ”

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I will let out the words, which TV station and online media dare to work for Gan Qi in the future, it is just that he can't get along with me, I see if he Gan Qi wants to come to beg me!"

"Well, I've got to give him some color to see, so he knows that he knows how awesome. ”

"Hey...... Let's come again?"

"Don't!"

……

Early the next morning, Ganqi, who didn't know that he had been banned, was still asleep when he was woken up by a phone call.

Zhang Guoshi called: "You didn't wake up, did you?"

"No, is there anything wrong with Director Zhang?"

"You are really good, you can write such a script, you laughed to death when you went to the toilet in the morning, get up and come early, I will immediately invite Teacher Chao over, let's talk together." Zhang Guoshi is obviously very surprised, humor, everyone thinks they have such a thing, but if you really want to create an extremely humorous script, it is not something that ordinary people can do.

Zhang Guoshi's surprise was that Gan Qi, a genius who writes music, can really create such a good script, the jokes and stalks in it are all original, and the plot logic is in place, the laughter is extremely smooth, and there is no embarrassment at all. As a director, Zhang Guoshi can even construct the fragments deduced from many of these paragraphs in his mind.

However, Zhang Guoshi's reaction was expected by Gan Qi, so Gan Qi did not feel surprised, and replied: "Okay, I'll get up now and come over in the morning." ”

"Okay, I'll go over and wait for you first. ”

Gan Qi hung up the phone and got up.

When Gan Qi arrived at CCTV, Zhang Guoshi and Chao Banshan had been waiting for a long time.

After Zhang Guoshi introduced the two to each other, Chao Banshan did not hide his love for the script, and said directly: "Director Gan, your script is really well written, almost perfect." ”

"Teacher Chao likes it. ”

"I like it, I like it so much, I couldn't help but act for a while just now, I really have nothing to say, this year's Spring Festival Gala, with this script, it is proper. ”

Chao Banshan, don't look at him as just a long-lasting comedian, his social energy can be great, there is a saying "out of Shanhaiguan, just look for Chao Banshan", although it is a joke, but it also speaks of the degree of respect of this old artist.

Gan Qi didn't make a big deal, but said: "If you can help Teacher Chao, it's okay." ”

Chao Banshan asked, "Since Director Gan is a director, can you directly help me direct this script?"

This question stopped Gan Qi, the director of Gan Qi, is not like that at all, Gan Qi is only in charge of the music program, not even responsible for the specific interpretation of the music program, but only responsible for the review.

Director?

Gan Qi really has never been in contact with it, even Zhang Li, a sophomore at the film academy, is a hundred times more professional than Gan Qi.

Music, Gan Qi has confidence, but as a director who directs the play, Gan Qi really has no self-confidence.

Zhang Guoshi looked at Gan Qi's expression and said with a smile: "Do you want to try?"

"Director Zhang, I really haven't directed a play......" Gan Qi replied.

"What are you afraid of, since you can write this script, then you must have already had the picture of this play in your heart, this is not a movie, you don't need to think about so many shots, camera editing and other things, you can just arrange this play from beginning to end, this is not difficult, as long as you have a clear idea in your heart and know the effect you want to achieve, why not give it a try?"

Zhang Guoshi was encouraging Gan Qi, and maybe he also meant to help Gan Qi a little. An old artist of Chao Banshan's status, and a young man like Gan Qi, there are only advantages and no disadvantages in getting in touch with them more.

"Shall I try it then?" said Gan Qi uncertainly, also looking at Chao Banshan.

"Try it, what are you afraid of, you can help me watch, my performance is wrong, you just point it out. "Chao Banshan has acted in too many sketches and plays, he is too experienced, but he needs a director as a coordinator and on-site feedback.

Gan Qi smiled, "Try it." ”

Gan Qi is not confident in directing, but with an extremely good old artist like Chao Banshan, Gan Qi still has a little confidence, at least Gan Qi knows what the most perfect effect of the sketch "Selling Abduction" is, and he also knows how to give specific opinions, so this director can be competent.

"If there is anything you don't understand, please ask Teacher Chao more, or you can ask me. "Zhang Guoshi is really helping Gan Qi.

"I borrowed a rehearsal hall from Renyi, and we went over in the afternoon to start rehearsals. Chao Banshan said.

Renyi, Beijing People's Art Theater, in this organization, there are countless big names, there are many excellent actors, and the actors who come out of Renyi have extremely deep skills. Renyi's drama is the highest level in China, and Renyi has even created its own school of drama, and its status in the circle is quite high. The actors who go out are teachers everywhere.

Chao Banshan is quite familiar with Renyi and has an excellent relationship. Borrowing a venue in Renyi is naturally a trivial matter.

Gan Qi nodded: "Listen to Teacher Chao's arrangement." ”