Chapter 16: Hey, long time no see
As the saying goes, there are many people who are popular.
Wu Song rushed to Qinghe County in a hurry, but was left behind in a place called Jingyanggang, for him, only his brother and wine in this world can not be bearable, and then he drank a few bowls of "through the bottle of incense" is expensive, but the taste is not bad, that is, the shop Xiao Er said "three steps but Gang", there are big insects on the Gang, it is definitely to cheat me money, want me to stay and stay overnight, but Uncle Wu Song will not be deceived by this little trick.
Drunk and swayed on the way, fortunately did not go in the wrong direction, and then when the drunkenness was on the mind again, the so-called big tiger appeared, and the drunk Wu Song was not afraid of the sky, and he killed the sad tiger in a daze, and he finally couldn't hold the drunken lying on the tiger and fell asleep, and was found by the woodcutter who went up the mountain to collect firewood the next day.
As a result, Wu Song became a hero, and the news of killing the tiger also spread, faintly covering the hot headline that Wu Dalang is a god descending to earth. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and famous trouble will come, every time you pass by a place, there must be some enthusiastic fans, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, and you should always have a glass of wine, so Wu Song's itinerary was ruthlessly dragged down.
Ling Ling, who heard the news of Wu Song's fight against the tiger, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally came to a place that could fight, and now it was a little bottom. But what he never expected was that after hearing the news, Ling Ling looked forward to the stars and the moon, stunned that he hadn't seen his cheap brother with muscles for almost a week, and the most terrifying thing was that the effect of holy water had long disappeared, and this half a month was very calm, the calmer the more weird, it always felt like the calm before the storm, he definitely didn't believe that the Ximen official who was beaten into a pig's head could shake hands with him or something, in short, the eyelids were always jumping, there was no good thing, and one thing was that half a month of practice, the pastry skills were already quite proficient, as long as the ingredients could keep up, any kind of cake could be made, and it was very delicious。
Finally, on a sunny afternoon, Ximenqing, who had endured for half a month, broke out, also because so much time has passed, although the topic of Wu Dalang is a god is still hot, but the psychological shadow of Ximenqing being beaten by Wu Dalang has almost disappeared, and it is also because the little girl named Yuehong can no longer give Ximenqing a sense of freshness, or Pan Jinlian makes Ximenqing unforgettable.
"Ju'an, get over here" waved his hand to support the little maid who had just been dressed, and Ximenqing shouted loudly.
"Master, what do you command?" Ju An, who was waiting outside the door, immediately pushed the door in, but it was too difficult to wait outside the master's door, and all kinds of ** voices made Ju An's heart itch.
"Go, gather the family, go to Wu Dalang, this time I'm going to kill that dead dwarf"
"Okay" Jue An finally waited for this day, in the past half a month, Jue An couldn't sleep at night every time he thought of Wu Dalang, so he had to find something to do.
Juan ran out and began to summon people, and Ximenqing had not yet dressed, so he beckoned two pretty little maids to help him get dressed, of course, there was inevitably some more in-depth interaction in the middle, so Ximenqing wore this dress for almost an hour.
"The boss, whether the master is going or not, we have all been standing in the sun for an hour, and our legs are tired" A family member finally couldn't wait, and couldn't help but ask, originally Ju An was not the chief manager, but Ju An was Ximenqing's most trusted servant, and this family member also used some thoughts.
"yes, why haven't you come out yet"
"Yes."
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"Hmph, whatever you are yelling about, shut up and stand well" Ju An is still quite satisfied with being called the chief manager, and he also believes that the position of the chief manager is just around the corner, so he is not too strict with this group of family members.
After about a quarter of an hour, Ximenqing finally came out, hugging the two disheveled maids left and right, the maid's face faintly saw some flushing, and Ximenqing was decent, the dark green robe with the red flower on the hat, coupled with the restored handsome face and a pair of peach blossom eyes, quite a human and dog-like, just take a closer look, the legs are still trembling slightly, and the walk is light and heavy.
"Oh, master, you can come out, the family has been cleaned up, especially those nurses, they are all ready for the guys, just wait for your order, the dead dwarf is dead today, hum" Ju An saw Ximen Qing coming out, so he hurriedly greeted him, although he was also sweating profusely, but he didn't dare to complain, and his voice was full of flattery.
"Okay, let's go" Ximenqing glanced at the already lazy team, there were about 30 people, and he was quite satisfied, no matter what kind of short man he was, he couldn't beat so many people, Ximenqing couldn't wait to kill Wu Dalang, and he was even more anxious to miss Pan Jinlian's feelings, and he was more motivated to think about it.
A group of people drove to Wu Dalang's house, and the front walked with red and green Ximenqing, or a hand-cranked folding fan, strutting his head, followed by Ju'an, the same swagger, but there was a feeling of dogs fighting people.
"This is going to the martial arts family."
"yes, I'm afraid the dwarf is a little dangerous this time."
"Hey, so many people, it's hard to escape death"
"yes, hey......"
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Although there were fewer people on the street in the afternoon, after all, there were still some people, and the onlookers began to talk about it, some were sorry for Wu Dalang, some called for Ximen Qing, and more were not too big to see the excitement, but no one went to report to Wu Dalang.
The main door of Wu Dalang's house was kicked open by a hum, and then a group of people poured into Wuyang, and more than half of the courtyard that was already quite small was instantly gone, which seemed very crowded, and even onlookers climbed the wall.
"Wu Nawu big dwarf, get out of here and die" shouted a big man with very obvious muscles, this time Ju'an is smart, so many people, so he doesn't make a bird, what if he is beaten like last time.
Back in the "bang" When the door was kicked open, Ling Ling, who was busy practicing cooking skills in the kitchen, knew that he was a little sad today, of course, he was not practicing noodles now, but the Yu dishes that were drawn later, through the window without window paper, Ling Ling saw the battle of Ximenqing, dozens of people, and more than a dozen strong men who looked a little fierce, and suddenly beat the drum in his heart, he had no holy water BUFF, and the force value could not beat the weak chicken like Ji'an alone, what should I do, I blame that cheap brother, I have nothing to fight the tiger, and I don't hurry up to save my brother, but the most embarrassing thing is whether I go out or go out now。
After thinking about it, Ximen Qing's big posture is probably because he was scared by himself last time, Ling Ling decided to go out and drag on time, it's good to be able to die late for a while, this kind of situation is basically no fun.
So, Ximen Qing and his gang saw a Wu Dalang (Ling Ling) wearing an apron and holding two kitchen knives coming out of a small door.
"Hey, long time no see!" Ling Ling waved the kitchen knife in his hand to say hello, but the expression on his face was clearly about to cry, and he came out to fully see the situation, it was too scary, and he was basically powerless, now it was really empty.
(To be continued)