Chapter 378: You Stuffed Donkey Hair in Your Ears?
At noon, the sun was blazing.
In a Häagen-Dazs store, Chu Xiaoran and Xiao Zheng sat opposite each other.
After a morning of competition, the martial arts club of Zhonghai University finished beating the taekwondo team of Seoul University in Stick Country.
Li Dasheng failed to kick the hall, but was humiliated, had no face to stay, politely declined the invitation to the banquet of the leaders of Zhonghai University, and took his students to save the lives and help the wounded, and he was gray.
Chu Xiaoran was in a good mood, forgot about Xiao Zheng's bullying, and instead invited him to eat Häagen-Dazs to celebrate this victory.
"Hehe, Ah Zheng, how am I doing today?
Chu Xiaoran was holding a small mirror to touch up her makeup while chatting with Xiao Zheng.
Xiao was eating Häagen-Dazs and nodded appreciatively: "Well, handsome, crazy and cool to blow up the sky!"
"Hee-hee-hee......"
Chu Xiaoran finished wiping her lipstick, pursed her thin lips, and pretended to be shy: "No, people are very low-key." ”
"Poof......
Xiao Zheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, are you still calling this low-key? What is Lao Tzu's name, is it a minor key?
I've never seen such a noisy little girl, like a grinding goblin.
For example, at this moment, Chu Xiaoran, who has finished her makeup, has a more delicate face, and she looks like she is carved in pink and jade, especially the little mouth, Zhen Nima, Xiao Zheng has an urge to take a bite.
"Patience, Xiao Ran, our brothers and sisters settle accounts, today the chief of the guard is forced to work overtime, and the overtime pay is brought!"
"Stingy!"
Chu Xiaoran took out a steel hammer from his small bag and slapped it in Xiao Zheng's hand.
"I heard my cousin say that your salary last month was basically deducted, oh, this dollar, just use it as your overtime pay, buy a lollipop to eat. ”
Nani?
A dollar?
Xiao Zheng's face was cloudy, and he had an urge to run away, and he couldn't wait to press Chu Xiaoran on the table......
Don't think crooked, Lao Tzu is a civilized person!
At most, a few small butts will be slapped, and it will be just a relief.
"Xiao Ran, how can you be like this, Lao Tzu's salary is five or six thousand a month, let's calculate it according to six thousand, thirty days a month, two hundred a day. ”
"Two hundred?"
The corners of Chu Xiaoran's mouth twitched, the flower of this school is also a moonlight clan, it would be good to invite you to eat Häagen-Dazs, but you still have to work overtime?
"If you don't want money, you have to die, you can do it!"
Hey!
Xiao Zheng was amused, this girl has the potential to be a lai, but she still has to ask for money, because we are also poor.
There was not much left of last month's salary, and now my pockets were clanging and my stomach was growling.
"Princess Xiaoran, how can you say that you are also a well-known network anchor, why are you so picky?"
"My money has been drained by me, and it's really gone. "Chu Xiaoran has made up his mind, and this account is decided.
Xiao Zheng's eyes flashed, like a wolf uncle, and he said slyly: "Hehe, it's okay if you don't give it, then you don't have to do it as an anchor." ”
"Who are you scaring about?" Chu Xiaoran scoffed.
"Alas!"
Xiao Zhengsheng shook his head unlovely, turned around and left, and the voice came from afar.
"I really miss the days when I had bricks, rotten eggs, and foul language, and I'm going to uninstall the firewall software in your teasing background. ”
"Huh?"
Chu Xiaoran was stunned, and then his eyes froze, his face was discolored, and he picked up the small bag and chased it out.
"Ah Zheng... Ah Zheng... I was wrong!"
However, Xiao Zheng turned a deaf ear, pinned his head to the side, and "hummed", looking like 2580,000.
A magical scene appeared, causing passers-by to stop and watch.
The combination of handsome guys and beauties is a bright spot everywhere, and in an instant, passers-by are pointing and talking about it.
"Xiao Liang look, do you see it? This is a model of Dick Si's counterattack, the guy is not dressed well, but he is chased by the eldest lady, tsk...... Envy. ”
"Don't you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears? Don't you hear, that little beauty is still admitting her mistakes, probably because she is not living well, and she is disgusted by this man. ”
"Bullshit, look at this chick, convex and backward, curvy, and a face like a goblin, will you fall in love with this kind of poor dick?"
"Cut, it's a face-looking society now, as long as the appearance is high, the girl can be invited casually!"
“......”
Chu Xiaoran listened to the discussions, her little face turned red, after all, she is still a big girl with yellow flowers, where have you heard this kind of joke?
However, when his little handle is grasped in the hands of others, he has to bow his head.
She hurriedly walked a few steps, hugged Xiao Zheng's arm, and said coquettishly: "Ah Zheng, people know it's wrong, don't uninstall the firewall, okay?"
"Okay!"
Xiao Zheng stood still, shook his hair coquettishly, and said shamelessly: "Take the money, everything is easy to say." ”
"Oh, wait a minute!"
Chu Xiaoran rummaged through the small bag, and there happened to be two hundred yuan in cash, slapped it in Xiao Zheng's hand, and said proudly: "Let's clear the two now, don't think about hacking my live broadcast room." Hmph!"
After speaking, he twisted Xiaoman's waist and walked forward with three shakes.
"Stop!"
Xiao Zheng put two hundred yuan in his pocket and yelled: "The money is not enough!"
Nani?
Didn't you say 200 yuan? Why do you want to collect some interest?
Chu Xiaoran turned his head and said angrily: "Bastard, don't you only have two hundred yuan a day? Don't try to blackmail me." ”
"Hey, hey!"
Xiao Zheng smiled with a dark face, very infiltrating, and asked, "Xiao Ran, let me ask you a question, what day of the week is today?"
"Sunday, otherwise how can I have time to come out and play?"
Chu Xiaoran looked at him stunned, should this guy take medicine, and asked such a stupid question.
The corners of Xiao Zheng's mouth hooked, he held his head high, looked straight ahead, and said leisurely: "Is Sunday a holiday?"
"Of course!"
"According to the law, overtime on holidays will be paid three times!"
Nani?
How did I forget about this stubble?
Chu Xiaoran was stunned, triple the salary, two hundred times three, six hundred yuan.
No, I have to pay off my credit card tomorrow, and if I give him 600 yuan, I won't be enough!
"Ah Zheng, you only worked for half a day, and you only gave three hundred yuan. Well, I'll do the math for a while, please eat Häagen-Dazs, offset a hundred yuan, plus the two hundred just now, exactly three hundred yuan, no problem!"
I cut the grass.
Please eat Häagen-Dazs to offset a hundred dollars, is this still please?
"There's nothing wrong with you, I have!" Xiao Zheng looked up at the sky, his toes were high, he shook his legs, and said lightly: "Half a day is also a day, I am going to travel or something today, and half a day is not enough, so you have to count it as one day if you waste half a day." ”
"You!"
Chu Xiaoran was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, stomped his little feet, and pretended to be cute: "Ah Zheng, when my teasing fish share money for next month arrives, I will pay you back immediately, how about it?"
"Next month!" Xiao Zheng thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Roll the money every night, you will pay me back 1200 next month." ”
"Why don't you grab it?"
Chu Xiaoran finally lost his patience, pointed at Xiao Zheng's nose, and scolded: "Ah Zheng, you wait for me, and I will let my cousin fire you when I go back." ”
After speaking, carrying a small bag, the little fart twisted and left.
[The sixth watch is over, tomorrow will be more exciting! Six watches a day, there are still readers who say that I write slowly...... It's so helpless...... Woohoo]
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