Chapter 147 The Praying Mantis catches the cicada
"Yes, there are so many cultivators in Huangcheng, it's not impossible to meet a few acquaintances. ”
Lin Hui didn't think much about it, lit a cigarette, and drove away, but before he could go far, a discarded motorcycle bearing suddenly broke the wide glass of the car, and the lightning hit Lin Hui on the back of the head.
"Bang!"
Lin Hui didn't even snort, he rushed forward, hit his head on the steering wheel, and fainted.
"Tsk, Master Lin Hui of Lian Zhen Academy, I've been peeling my skin for so long, and the cultivators of Huangcheng complained, I should have saved a lot of good things, right?" A woman in golden pants with large breasts, thin waist and fat ~ buttocks, riding a Honda motorcycle, stopped at Lin Hui's Land Rover, and looked at Lin Hui who was unconscious through the window.
"But it's a pity, you Lin Papi is so smart, but you can only make a wedding dress for the old lady, and the old lady will remember to have a credit for the dowry in the future. ”
She parked the car not far away, took off her helmet, and revealed a pretty face, with fiery red hair, a beautiful and charming face, especially the long fiery red hair, which added a lot of exotic and different temptations.
She twisted her waist and walked to the front passenger door of the Land Rover, holding the door handle with her five fingers, and no one could see that the thin fingertips of her middle finger and ten fingers suddenly sprouted two emerald green slender roots, burrowing into the gap between the door handle and the door.
"Click!"
The car door was opened, and no one cared about the momentary stagnation, and she didn't forget to playfully throw a wink at a young man with headphones who kept looking back, and then twisted her hips and got into the car.
A moment later, Lin Hui, who had fainted, changed positions and sat in the co-pilot with his head tilted, but the mustard seed sac he had in his pocket shook and tied to the woman's wrist.
"I'm a thirty-year-old woman who hasn't been married yet......"
The woman's red lips opened lightly, and a slightly sad music that had been circulated all over the streets and alleys rushed out of her bright red lips, and her expression was as sentimental as this song "Thirty-Year-Old Woman", and she drove off and disappeared into the traffic ahead......
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The people of Tianshui Dao were really angry, Qin Yuan gave him a stomach, and that Lin Hui was even worse, almost didn't let him go crazy out of control.
Since that day he scolded the little guy who called the king to patrol the mountains on the Internet, his luck has been carried to the extreme, if he didn't hang the name of a Taoist, I really want to find a Buddha statue to burn incense.
"Huh?"
Tianshuidao people, who were walking aimlessly in this strange community, looking at the old buildings and the old man sitting in the shade of the trees, trying to divert his attention and calm his heart a little, suddenly paused.
He sensitively noticed that a tall figure was following behind him.
Squinted at it, it was a tall bald man, there are generally two kinds of such people, one is a ruffian hooligan, and the other is a demon beast.
From the sound of the firm steps and the faint long breath, the people of Tianshui Dao could be sure that it was the latter.
But he didn't care much, after all, there were nearly 10,000 cultivators in Huangcheng, and there were not a few demon beast shapeshifters, and it was normal to meet one occasionally, he continued to walk forward, walking through the mottled and broken gold-like shade, the summer breeze was blowing, and under the successive adjustments, his mood gradually became better.
"That's not right!"
He glanced behind him casually and saw that the bald man was still following him.
Tianshui Daoist thought about it for a while, just now he turned six corners, crossed two streets, and walked through a small farmer's market, which was not a short path, but the bald man still followed him.
The people of Tianshui Dao could already confirm that the bald man was not on the same road as him, but was deliberately following, and he was swaggeringly tracking.
"Huh. ”
He sneered, and continued to move forward, turning left and right, and walking briskly, while the bald man still followed him with a swagger and no care.
The people of Tianshui Dao were very familiar with this place, they had been here before, and they had also awakened a small piece of dragon vein, so that cultivator could plant some spiritual herbs and elixirs in the small garden in front of the house.
So, there are a lot of places that he is very familiar with.
He came to a stop by a small river beside a neighborhood, which was overgrown with tall weeping willow trees that swayed listlessly in the summer heat.
There were very few pedestrians, and the sound of vehicle horns could be heard faintly in the distance.
The Tianshui Dao man stopped, and the tall bald man also stopped.
The Tianshui Daoist turned around and said, "This fellow Daoist, you have been with me for more than half an hour, is there anything important?" He had already confirmed that this person was definitely not a thief who could not see the light, how could a thief dare to walk behind him so arrogantly for so long.
"Yes!"
The bald man was not surprised when he saw that the Tianshui Dao man suddenly turned around, but grinned, his white teeth looked very dazzling under the mottled broken light, and he said angrily.
"Oh, what's the matter?" the Tianshui Dao people were slightly stunned by his straightforwardness.
"Borrow some Lingbi flowers. ”
The man smiled even brighter, and the people of Tianshui Dao were stunned again, they were plain in their lives, how could there be such a rule of "borrowing" Lingbi, he understood that this bald man was not a thief, but a robber.
"Bang!"
As soon as the words fell, the bald man rose from the ground and swept over, he took out a ghost-headed knife in mid-air, stepped on the trunk of the tree, and violently exerted his strength, kicked hard, and slashed down at the people of the heavenly waterway.
"Bold thief, Lao Dao will take you to see the greedy wolf guard today!"
Tianshui Dao's hearts are so hateful that the roots of their teeth itch, they are really special to carry out, and they can also scatter robbery, this luck is really no one, he just sprinkled that depressed breath on the head of the bald man.
The Tianshui Dao people took out an ochre-colored wooden staff from the mustard seed sac, one end of the wooden staff was wrapped in a layer of old pulp because of the use of time, and the other part was a spear tip as sharp as metal.
It was his unique weapon, the Amorphous Scepter, which was passed down to him through his master, and it could be said to be a thing passed down from master to family, which could be used to detect the dragon veins and ignite the dragon veins, and could kill people and kill enemies like spears and spears, and, according to what his master said on his deathbed, this Amorphous Scepter was not a dead thing, it still had life, but it was difficult for ordinary people to awaken its vitality.
And after decades of research, the people of Tianshui Dao did find that the indefinite staff was not a dead thing, and even succeeded in awakening a small part.
"Thief, die!"
He roared, and the amorphous staff circled up like a dragon, and with a "dang" sound, he swung away the ghost-headed knife that was vigorously chopped, and stabbed the throat of the bald man.
If there is no diamond, there is no porcelain work, and since the big man dares to do this hundred days of robbery, he naturally has two brushes, and he does not panic when he sees the sharp tip of the staff piercing his throat.
"Humph!"
The strength of his waist and abdomen exploded violently, forcibly twisting his body in the air, spinning like a top, and at the same time letting go of the wooden staff, he swept away with a knife, heading straight for the head of the Tianshui Dao man.
Tianshui Dao people were slightly startled, if this was cut by this knife, they would have to have half their heads gone.
He hurriedly crossed his staff to block it.
There was another loud bang, and the ghost-headed broadsword was separated, and there was no trace of being cut on the wooden staff, and at this moment, the wooden staff suddenly became soft, and the ghost-headed broadsword was bound like a snake.
"Huh?"
The bald man was extremely surprised, and hurriedly let go, and an old fist from the Tianshui Dao man slammed it over.
"Bang!"
The bald man was smashed on the right side of his face with a punch, and flew out with a scream, and the people of Tianshui Dao sneered again and again, and quickly chased after him, and dared to learn to be a robber with such skills?
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
Suddenly, the hair of the Tianshui Dao man stood on end, and the corner of the mouth of the man who was smashed into the air was bloody, and he did not feel half panicked because of the loss of the ghost head big knife, but was full of confidence.
The panic of the people of Tianshui Dao came from the giant bow that suddenly appeared in the bald man's hand and was stretched into a full moon, but the bald man's confidence did not come from this giant bow, because he himself was confident.
Even if he suffered a small loss due to carelessness, he still had confidence in himself.
The big thief Lin is awe-inspiring!
Active in East China, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, famous for roadblocks and robberies, the thief Lin Awe-in-rin who plays greedy wolf guards for fun!
I don't know how many cultivators have been looted by him, and I don't know how many brain cells of the greedy wolf guard have been killed.
"What a fortune!"
The people of Tianshui Dao couldn't help but wail in their hearts, some sad, and some happy.
said lucky, because this thief Lin Ran has never robbed property, but does not hurt people's lives, and the goods may be looted, but fortunately, his life can be said to be saved.
But what made him feel sad was that this Lin Ran had a quirk, every time he robbed someone, after taking away his belongings, he would always leave a tattoo mark on his body as "male and female thieves visited here".
The tattoo is also weird, no matter what, it can't be washed away, even if the skin is scraped off, when the wound heals, it will still stubbornly appear, like a "shame" that can never be washed away, firmly reminding them that they have been robbed by "male and female thieves".
Of course, the tattoo of that strange paint is not completely unwashable, as long as he pays Lin Rinran another 3,000 Lingbi, he will send a small bottle of potion, and the tattoo will be easily removed, but the heart disease may be even greater.
Because I was robbed by that bastard again.
"Buzz!"
The bowstring of the giant bow drawn into a full moon vibrate, and a milky white streamer shot out, rushing to the chest of the Tianshui Dao people who had no time to dodge.
"Bang!"
The Tianshui Dao man had a sharp pain in his chest, and a bone cracking sound came, and he suddenly flew out upside down, but the bald man jumped out suddenly, and when the Tianshui Dao man just landed, he moved the bow body, and the hard bow tire smashed on the back of his head.
"Immeasurable Damn Heavenly Venerable......"
The Tianshui Dao people only had time to curse, then rolled their eyes and fainted......